[Comprehensive] kiss and borrow personality

Wake up and continue telling the story.

Poor baby, I'm only one month old, but I have to tell stories to you adults who are dozens of times my age.

Life finally got its hands on this little baby of mine.

Ugh.

How sinful you are.

Of course, I am the most sinful man in the world.

Back to the topic, let’s talk about the NO.11 dad Naraku.

Well, how do you say this?

The timing of the call was not coincidental.

I don't like spiders, so I only summoned him once.

I like furry more than spiders, and I firmly believe that this part of my preference is inherited from my mother.

My dad doesn't like furry things, let's say he's jealous.

It is said that when my mother was young, her personality was accidentally out of control. In the words of Mr. Aizawa's uncle, it was accidentally getting on herself.

Secretly speaking, my mother was nicknamed Pishen when she was young, she was super Pi, and Pi couldn't do anything to the teacher, and Pi went all over Japan to accompany her crazy.

When my mother lost control of her personality, she wandered in another world for two years, and my father didn't receive any news or see anyone for a year, almost going crazy.

Fortunately, my dad was witty, and while my mom was away, he quietly took care of my grandparents. It can be said that all roads lead to Rome.Take the most difficult road first, and be afraid of a bird after the difficult road?

During the period when my personality was out of control, my mother went to another world to play and saw a lot of handsome guys, such as pure-blooded emperors, such tsundere vampires, such black-skinned undercover agents, and they were really three thousand beauties from the harem... Ah, bah, I can’t say this, let’s talk about my dad I'm going to be angry again, pressing my mother to make a human.

In fact, I am quite looking forward to another brother and sister.

After all, I am so prosperous and beautiful, I have never been defeated, and I long for the second in the world to follow me as a younger brother and younger sister. I will definitely protect him and give him some of my dads.

My mother's favorite handsome guy, cough, to correct it, there is a furry favorite silver-haired nobleman Sesshomaru.

I often summon Sesshomaru, and I don't recognize him as one of my dads.

It may be because the sky is jealous of Lanyan, and the summoning of Sesshomaru can only appear once in ten times.

Fortunately, I have been a very patient and tenacious baby since I was a child. If I can’t do it once, I can do it ten times, and if I can’t do it ten times, I can do it fifty times. If I can’t do it a hundred times, I will be summoned until I fall asleep.

I love the fur on Sesshomaru's shoulders the most, it is said to be his tail.

Sesshomaru knew my mother, and was a little stunned when he saw me. It may be because I gathered the most perfect parts of my father and my mother, and I was better than blue, so the characteristics of my mother were not so obvious.

Anyway, in my opinion, he was overwhelmed by my beauty.

I will secretly tell you a secret, the first time I saw him, I had only one thought, this man must be mine in the future!

Humph.

I like Sesshomaru, I like to lie on his shoulders and sleep with his fur and tail.

My dad is not jealous, anyway, I am a man, as long as I don't get too close to my mom, he won't show jealousy.He doesn't mind approaching other men without the intention of "finding a stepdad".

In fact, I also thought about it, if my mother had teased Sesshomaru back then, would I be a half-human, half-demon creature with furry white ears on my head and a big furry tail behind my buttocks.

After thinking about it, it's pretty cute.

Just look at the guardian sweetheart who is said to be born by my mother but who follows my father every day.

A girl with good looks, plus furry ears and tail, is a natural killer!

It's a pity that my mother didn't tease Sesshomaru.

What?You said that if my mother teased Sesshomall, she would definitely not be able to give birth to me?

Heh, are you kidding me?I am the most sinful man in the world, how could I be defeated by such a small setback!

Sesshomaru...hmph, I won't tell you.

This is my secret with Sesshomaru.

next!

NO.12 Daddy Saiki Kusuo.

This, I want to spend a lot of time explaining that Saiki Kusuo was summoned by my mother.

For unknown reasons, I couldn't summon him.

Of course, I don't admit that my personality is not strong enough.

Therefore, the problem must be the lollipop on the top of his head, who has a bad taste in lollipops, and is very similar to Uncle Akashi's pink-haired dad who is suspected to be Uncle Akashi in a parallel world!

Except for the eleven dads in Naraku sitting together, I summed up the reasons why Saiki Kusuo is either saving the world or maintaining peace. It is as big as preventing the volcanic eruption of Japan from perishing, and as small as eliminating the hidden flames of the campus. good man.

Helpless, NO.12 dad insists that he is an ordinary person and does ordinary things.

The most noisy thing I have ever done is to go to the center of the typhoon to play around and let the typhoon disperse.

Well, he's a tsundere.

We said secretly, or in person, that he would be unhappy.

Oh, I forgot to mention, No.12 Dad is a superpower, he can do everything that ordinary superpowers can do, including mind reading.

In his words, it is telepathy, he will know what we think.

It doesn't matter if you know, No.12 dad is an out-and-out sweet tooth lover, especially coffee jelly.

It just so happens that my mother's handicrafts are very good, especially sweets.

I'm actually curious why the two of them aren't married.

But if I dare to ask this question, I believe my dad threw me out of the Milky Way that night.

Dare not dare.

Although, if I was thrown out of the Milky Way, Dad No. 12 would definitely travel through time and space to save me.

He is such a man who says "babies hate the most" and has an extraordinarily honest body.

I very much doubt whether he will be able to find a girlfriend in the future, or he will marry Qi Munanzi who is a woman on his own.

In order to eat desserts exclusively for women, it is really enough to become a woman.

Therefore, I am very curious about the taste of NO.12 Dad's favorite coffee jelly.

But it’s not long before my full moon, not to mention that the jelly will get stuck in my small throat and it’s hard to breathe. Just coffee, I’ve been born for so long, and I haven’t smelled coffee at home!

Grandpa is full of energy, grandma has a healthy schedule, father has enough energy to regenerate me with mother, and mother has father... It should be said that mother has me, full of energy.

At home, there is no place for coffee.

The only time you can smell coffee is when mom makes coffee jelly for No.12 dad.

What I like about NO.12 dad is that this is a man who is equally guilty, not because of his appearance, but because of his ability.

He can easily crush the other eleven dads.

NO.12 Daddy's superpower has many restrictions and a cooling time, but he will be much stronger if he can't stand it!

Telepathy, clairvoyance, clairvoyance, teleportation, transformation, petrification, ghost out of body... etc., are too many for my two little hands to count.

Such a man who can talk a few days after birth and can walk on the air a week after birth, is actually inspired to be an ordinary person!

I ￥((... Well, my mother doesn’t allow me to swear, so I can only use special symbols to express my inner anger and sadness.

Obviously he can be the most sinful man in the world, but he wants to be an ordinary person who is not noticed.

NO.13 Daddy is gin.

I'm still a big fan of gin, due to my penchant for mafia.

After all, in the winery, the undercover agents infiltrated by the Japanese police, fbi, and cia, Chianti, Cohen and other lunatics who only want to kill people were eliminated, and the vodka of the professional driving boy whose IQ was never online was eliminated. Belmode, who was helped by the organization to cover up, and the members of the real organization who were killed by Gin in the name of traitors, turned out that only Gin was left to work hard for the organization.

The organization keeps saying that it cannot let the public know of its existence, but the Japanese public security, fbi, cia, and spies from various countries have known about it long ago, and sent people to sneak in as undercover agents.

There are many undercover agents, internal disharmony, members who betray the cadres, and their IQ is not enough. From time to time, they kill real cadres who are doing things. This broken organization takes jujube pills!

Speaking of it, a bitter tear.

I feel sorry for gin.

NO.13 Daddy was not summoned by me, but another usage of the summoning ability that I discovered, which appeared directly on Gin's head.

Yes, you are not mistaken.

The first time I appeared, I lay directly on Gin's head.

And it was in the dark warehouse where Gin suspected that Toru Amuro and Reina Mizumu were undercover agents in the organization and was going to kill them.

In the warehouse, everyone is not well.

And I moved my feet with a smile, and my toes caught Gin's long hair.

Toru Amuro knew me, so I had to call him Uncle Amuro.

My mother got help from him when she was homeless, so the moment he saw me, Uncle Amuro's pupils shrank and he almost shouted.

Fortunately, years of police and undercover experience allowed him to control himself.

Everyone saw clearly how I appeared. Who told Gin to shoot and kill?

However, I don't care.

I'm a man with [-] milk (proud) fathers (jiao) behind me, so I'm still afraid of mere bullets?Oh, a joke.

All right.

Nothing but three.

Don't talk about it.

In the future, you will witness with your own eyes the process of me becoming the most sinful man in history.