Yama and Escape Live [Unlimited]

Impermanence stood by and witnessed the whole process, and complained blankly: "You two think I don't exist, do you?"

Didn't you see such a big shining light bulb?

Aries took the opportunity to throw away the water bottle in his hand, and quickly said: "How can I do that? I just came to chat with you, brother! Come, come, sit in the room, don't be polite to me!"

After finishing speaking, he closed the door with his backhand, acting more like his master than Qin Bugui.Opening the wine bottle and taking the cup again, pulling out the cork with a "bang", the fragrant foam sprayed into the air, Aries held up the champagne and poured Wuchang and Qin Bugui a glass with a smile.

"Let's talk all night! We won't go home until we're drunk!"

After speaking, he raised the wine glass higher than his head, then raised his head and drank the wine in the glass very freely.

"Ha, happy!"

Swallow the last sip of sweet sake in the glass comfortably, the smooth taste flows from the tip of the tongue through the throat, and finally stops in the body in satisfaction, the warm alcohol slowly spreads from the inside out, the whole person feels comfortable like In the sauna.

Seeing the enjoyment of Aries, Wuchang, who was planning to say goodbye after returning to the real world, hesitantly raised his cup and took a sip.

"Hiss—" the fine wine enters the throat, like a soul floating in the air, and it is difficult to hold on to it.All the "busy work during the Ghost Festival" and "rushing to go back to hell to report to the superiors" were all forgotten, and Wuchang couldn't wait to sit down, leaning on the back of the chair and savoring the aroma of the wine.

Work?what is that?Can I eat it?

Aries clinked glasses with Wuchang with a "clang", and his face was soon filled with alcohol, and his face full of young people's wanton publicity quickly turned pink.Leaning carelessly on the sofa, Aries pulled Qin Bugui to sit down, and said to Wuchang who was sitting on the single sofa opposite: "Brother Wuchang, in hell, you can't drink such a good bar?"

Impermanence drank champagne happily, and said cheerfully: "I am an intern, and the salary I get is at most to buy me some barbecue beer every now and then. How can I have money to drink this? ——This thing is not cheap, right?"

Of course, this is the best product from your majesty's private treasury.Qin Bugui would never have imagined that all the props in the paradise were built with his family's property, and that all the things he bought in the mall were his own... Aries waved his hand, and said generously: "Don't worry! I'll burn it for you later. Go down with 100 billion Ming coins! Mansions, villas, beauties, full banquets, burn whatever you want! Don’t be polite to me!”

The impermanence thief smiled and said: "That's a good relationship. It is said that in addition to testing the courage, the impermanence profession is also very lucrative. It is the civil servant profession with the highest benefits! Now I understand why those seniors said that..."

Qin Bugui sat on the sidelines, suddenly touched by this conversation for some reason.Sitting obliquely in an unhappy mood, raising his arm to support the sofa chair, supporting his head with one palm, as if thinking.

Seeing him like this, Aries curled up a mischievous smile on the corner of his mouth.Like a little fox who has done something bad, looking at the uncontrollable impermanence, his eyes are full of gloating.

Impermanence didn't know that he was cheated by Aries. At this moment, I am very grateful to this handsome and nice-talking little brother, who knows everything about Aries.

Aries took the opportunity to inquire about the news about hell with Impermanence, fooling around that the wine is not intoxicating and everyone is intoxicated.

"Tell me about your king?" Aries wanted to know everything about that person outside his field of vision.

Wuchang said: "My lord? If you want to talk about our lord's affairs in detail, you really can't finish it for three days and three nights... Let me just talk about what I know? It's related to my work! You are like before. Those ghosts in Paradise, as long as they have harmed people or done bad things in life, they will be judged by the king one by one in hell after death. What good deeds they have done and what mistakes they have made are clearly recorded. No one can escape!"

Wuchang said while taking a sip of wine, reminiscing the fragrance of fruits and flowers in his mouth, and said with emotion: "You said that the total population of this world is more than 70 billion, how many mortals die every day! Everyone's life happens. There are so many things, this person came to trial one by one, just thinking about it makes my scalp tingle! Whenever this time, I feel that our king is really amazing. He is dedicated and conscientious, and all our ghosts deserve it! model!"

Aries curled his lips and said disapprovingly: "What are you flattering here, sycophant. Is it a good thing to be a workaholic? You only think about work all day long and don't take care of your family..."

Impermanence was stunned: "Why did I flatter you? This is what I said from the bottom of my heart! Besides, our king is not here, drinking and chatting with friends in private is no flattery, I can still count on you two to stand in front of the king for me in the future A few good words won’t do? Besides, our king doesn’t have a family, so how can we take care of the family…”

Feeling that the words "no family" sounded particularly harsh, Aries gritted his teeth.It's a pity that Leng didn't have the position to refute, and he couldn't refute in front of Qin Bugui.He could only stare at Wuchang angrily, then turned his head and glanced at Qin Bugui, slandering Wuchang as good luck for you.

He began to be a little displeased to hear others say how dedicated Lord Yan is to his work, so he changed the subject and said, "I'm very curious about the living environment in that hell. Brother, can you tell me what hell is like in advance? I'd like to have one." Mentally prepare."

Aries used to have limited mobility for some reason, and although he lived in hell, he knew almost nothing about hell.In my impression, I just feel that it is a barbaric, violent and troublesome place.

Wuchang added a glass of wine to himself, thought for a while and said: "I am not very old, only a few hundred years old, and I don't know too much. I used to hear those old people say how chaotic and tormenting hell used to be. , there is death and killing everywhere, I will feel incredible - because our world is more organized and orderly than your world imagined. All ghosts live and work in peace and contentment, entertainment activities and technological development are much more advanced than here! Concert , food festivals, celebrations, etc., are simply everyday..."

Although I heard such a word from Wuchang in Paradise before, Aries was still incredulous when he heard such a description again: "How is it possible?" If hell is so beautiful, why did he come to the world in the first place?

Wuchang asked: "How is it impossible? We ghosts are not under the pressure of birth, old age, sickness and death. Even if we do nothing, we will not die. When we are free, we will naturally think about doing something: whether it is work, entertainment, or food. , I have been thinking about these all day. In addition, there are so many scientists and great writers who are constantly descending from the world to lead the society to move forward. There are countless new tricks and new products every day. Life is not to mention how happy it is! I know what you want to say In theory, our hell should be very bad. In the impression of you living people, hell is a place where a group of evil spirits are tortured. It is said that when there was no king to unify hell and make rules, all the ghosts had nothing to do and fought every day. , Land grabbing, it is indeed very chaotic and disorderly, full of death and killing everywhere. But that was a long time ago! Now there is a king who manages our hell. In hell, the technology is developed and the entertainment industry is prosperous. Interesting With so many things to do, who is still interested in fighting? Do you think it makes sense?"

It's you big headed ghost.Aries thought to himself that the happiness of you people is based on that person's busy work day and night for thousands of years, and he was very unhappy at that time.

Blaming that guy for only thinking about work and not family, and blaming the silly residents of the ghost world in front of him, blaming them for causing me to "stay alone in the boudoir" all day long and almost become a husband-wife stone...

Thinking about something in his heart, he subconsciously poured wine into his mouth.Not long after, the drunk Aries relied on Qin Bugui to act like a baby with him, and lay in Qin Bugui's arms to let him watch her, and let him stay in the world forever.

Qin Bugui and Wuchang only thought that the young man was drunk and started talking nonsense.

Impermanence smiled and said, "I'll tell you something interesting. There are many infatuated people like you in hell. After going to hell and being separated from their lover by yin and yang, they still never forget to wait for the other party and look forward to reunion after death."

Aries blushed and said, "Of course it's going to be like this. I have identified a person in my life, and I will never change my mind even after death!"

Wuchang curled his lips and said: "That's what I said, but who can guarantee some things?

"You know, the speed of time in hell is different from that in the human world. Although it is not as exaggerated as one day in the sky and one year on the ground, it is not much different. Many ghosts stay in hell for hundreds or thousands of years after taking the first step. Refusing to step into reincarnation, waiting for the lover to die and meet him.

"It turned out that the lover lived in the human world for decades, and fell in love again, married other people and had children shortly after his death. You said that the two meet again in hell at this time, how embarrassing the scene is. The person who died later didn't remember such a love affair when he was young, but the former love partner waited for her in hell for thousands of years... The feeling of being together faded away and he had a real lover, Not together and I am too sorry for the person who waited.

"Or the person who went down first had already had a new home during the decades of waiting, and the person who went down later died in love a few months later because of excessive longing. At this time, the encounter between the two parties is another huge battle. Shurachang: I died for you, but you got a new love so soon... Similar things will appear in the gossip news every now and then, and the people who eat melons never get tired of it." Wuchang, who is very unscrupulous, gloated and laughed.

"Of course, it's not like there aren't couples who really love each other. One party has waited for thousands of years, and the other party has never found another person until death. Such a love story that will never change until death is simply the standard feature of idol dramas. Ah, my mother likes to watch TV series like this the most..."

Aries listened, and suddenly fell silent.Leaning on Qin Bugui's shoulder, unable to act foolishly, hugging his arm, he said displeasedly: "...I've been away for so long, are you still waiting for me?"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Qin Bugui's side face with his drunken eyes, pulled Qin Bugui's clothes hem without hesitation, and said to Qin Bugui in a tearful voice, "Tell me, I've been away for so long, and you're still here?" Wait for me?!"

Qin Bugui: "..." It took only 3 minutes to get out of the paradise and meet again, and it was a ghost to leave.

Aries sobbed softly, squinted his eyes and fell asleep, and muttered in his mouth: "I won't let you go back..."

Seeing that Aries was tired and fell into a deep sleep, Qin Bugui got up and carried the boy back to the guest room to rest.

After coming out, he passed by the living room, ignoring Wuchang who wanted to continue drinking and chatting, Qin Bugui went back to sleep on his own.

"Hey, it's really the first time I've seen someone who takes impermanence so seriously..." Wuchang collapsed on the sofa drunk, pointed at Qin Bugui and said with a smile: "When you go to hell, I'll call you nice!"

Qin didn't return and ignored him.

Early the next morning, the sun was shining three poles.Lai slept on the sofa all night, and after waking up, he finally remembered that Wuchang, who was about to do business, bid farewell to Qin Bugui and the others.As a ghost, he still refused to speak human words properly, and said cheerfully: "Goodbye, you two, I am going to hell! Don't be reluctant to let me go, I will wait for you to come down in hell!"

"..." Qin Bugui didn't even bother to respond to such silly jokes, Aries said, "Why don't you stay for two more days?"

Impermanence thought about it carefully, and felt that being with Aries can eat and drink and enjoy a smooth life, let alone how comfortable it is, so he nodded happily and said, "Then stay for two more days!"

Aries chuckled: "Look at what you said, I'll be polite to you, and you take it seriously!"

Impermanence: "..."

Qin Bugui: "..."

Impermanence laughed angrily, he grows so big, basically he chokes others so that they can't speak, it's really rare that someone chokes them back so bad-tempered!

Rolling his big eyes, Wuchang waved his hand and walked straight through the wall, saying go and just leave.

Aries turned to Qin Bugui and said flatteringly: "The light bulb is gone, and we can finally live in our two-person world!"

Qin Bugui didn't speak, he took Aries by the shoulder with one hand, and led him out of the house.

Aries was both surprised and happy, his eyes were full of shyness and excitement, he obediently followed Qin Bugui out of the house, and said to him: "Where are you taking me? If we open the room, there will be a bed at home..."

Qin Bugui didn't speak, and walked out of the gate with Aries.After standing still, put your hands down, turn around, go home, and close the door.

"..." Aries looked stupidly at the door that had been closed without mercy, was stunned for a long time, and then suddenly came back to his senses.

"Hey! You open the door!! You have the ability to tease me, you have the ability to open the door!!"