Yama and Escape Live [Unlimited]

The Aries who just woke up fell asleep again after a long time. He was so tired that he didn't wake up until noon.

Under the bright sunshine, Aries saw Qin Bugui sitting on the sofa beside him, wearing a white shirt and black trousers, holding a book in his hand, and slowly drinking coffee.

Seeing the boy wake up, the man put down the book, walked over and gently stroked the bangs on the boy's forehead with his fingers, and kissed him between the eyebrows.

"Good afternoon." The man said softly.

The boy's face turned hot, he pursed his lips in embarrassment, and said, "I..."

As soon as he uttered a word, the boy was taken aback by his hoarse voice. His face became even hotter. He lowered his head and hugged his legs, revealing his smooth and white back and the flexible nape of his neck.

On the side of the neck, you can still see a few bright red marks.

The corner of Qin Bugui's mouth raised slightly, and he said softly, "Are you hungry? I made porridge for you..."

Bai Yang raised his head from under the quilt and glanced at Qin Bugui. Not long after, the young man regained his former vitality, and he smiled, "I feel so happy..."

Shining the warm sunlight in the room, there are no outsiders, only his and Qin Bugui's room.The people he likes also like him, how can there be such a beautiful thing in the world.

Qin Bugui smiled slightly, and left the room to serve porridge.Polaris, who had been locked up in a small dark room all night, was finally remembered by Aries and released. He said aggrievedly that his paradise world this time was not particularly difficult to set up, so why should he be locked up.

Aries, who has grown up, feels that he has become an adult, and said to Polaris earnestly: "You are still young, and there are some things you don't understand."

Polaris: [? 】

Aries: "This kind of thing will happen often in the future, you have to learn to get used to it."

Polaris became more and more aggrieved: [Wooooooow TAT, I don't want to...] Aries said seriously: "Children must be sensible."

Polaris burst into tears.

Standing in the kitchen, Qin Bugui, who was serving porridge for Aries, glanced sideways at the bedroom, and when he heard Aries bullying Polaris, the corner of the man's mouth slowly curled into a smile, which made Qin Bugui sneak in to give Qin Bugui a look. The ghost messenger who reported the mission was so frightened that he seemed to have seen someone, and his body was stuck in the wall for a long time and he dared not come in.

"Go outside and wait." Qin Bugui glanced at him lightly and ordered.

The ghost messenger hurriedly nodded in agreement, obediently retreated, and waited quietly outside the door.

When I was alone with a ghost, the ghost messenger thought silently, how does it feel... After Lord Yan Wang came to the human world and stayed in the human world for a while, the whole ghost was contaminated with the smoke and fire of the human world, and became less cold?

Although the majestic aura is still there, I always feel that the sharp edges and corners have become a little softer... there is an indescribable calm.

Reserved with a bit of abstinence, but also became a little... a bit more slutty?

No, it is more stretched.

The ghost messenger quickly changed to a more respectful description.

Of course, it also makes people feel unfathomable.

Qin Bugui returned to the house with the white porcelain bowl, he sat by the bed, picked up a spoon and fed the boy porridge.The boy blushed and said that he could come by himself, but Qin Bugui said: "I like to take care of you."

The young man had no choice but to blushed and finished his bowl while being taken care of by Qin Bugui in embarrassment.

The porridge is preserved egg and lean meat porridge, which is salty and very fresh, making people full of appetite one after another.

But it forced the boy to take a mouthful of sweetness, so sweet to his heart, his smile was extremely bright, like a blooming flower.

"He treats me well~~" When Qin Bugui left with an empty bowl, Aries couldn't help showing off to Polaris: "I was taken care of by him from childhood to adulthood, even if he turned into a human, he wouldn't recognize me anymore. You still like me so much~ Why am I so attractive~Ah~~"

Polaris: [hum╭(╯^╰)╮】

He doesn't talk to the bad guy who closed his little black room.

It's just that, even if Polaris doesn't speak, Aries can have a good time talking and entertaining himself.He is an old master who spends time alone, and no one is better at this than him.

While talking, Aries suddenly said: "By the way, what is the next festival?"

Polaris: 【New Year's Day】

Originally, the paradise was only open during the lunar festivals, but later Aries felt that this way of playing was not enough, so he gradually added some solar festivals, such as Teacher's Day, National Day, etc. There is next New Year's Day.

A while ago, Aries felt that playing in the paradise was not enough, so he planned to release some small copies in the real world during the 24 solar terms, so that he and Qin Bugui could do tasks everywhere in the real world (Honeymoon ) too.

Otherwise, from the Double Ninth Festival to the New Year's Day, that is, the ninth day of the ninth month of the lunar calendar (October [-]th in the Gregorian calendar) to January [-]st of next year, there will be no festivals that will open the paradise for more than two months. of.

But if the real-world missions of 24 solar terms are developed, then Frost's Descent, Beginning of Winter, Light Snow, Heavy Snow, and Winter Solstice, there are five chances in between to run around the world with Qin Bugui, traveling while doing missions, how happy it is !

Aries originally planned so.

It's just that in Chongyang Paradise, Aries saw Qin Bugui's conniving attitude towards him, and suddenly he didn't want to intentionally keep Qin Bugui.

He knew how busy Qin Bugui was.

I also know that Qin Bugui has lost his memory now, and has given up a lot of things he should have done.

He caused a lot of trouble for Qin Bugui.

If it is said that Qin Bugui was seen in the world of Qixi Festival, Aries is determined to keep him, and has made up his mind to seal his memory until it can no longer be sealed.

Then, as time went by, Aries' inner standards gradually lowered. He felt that Qin Bugui was so kind to him. Gui spent half a year with him in the real world.

just now……

Aries touched his neck with some embarrassment, and seemed to be able to feel the touch and body temperature left by Qin Bugui on it from the skin, he rubbed his face, and said: "Call out the calendar, give it to me have a look."

Polaris immediately displayed rows of calendars on the card. Aries looked down along the Double Ninth Festival and saw the three paragraphs of Frost's Descent, Halloween, and Halloween.

Aries asked, "What's up with Halloween and Halloween?"

Polaris answered fluently: [Simply speaking, the dead souls return to the real world. People wear masks to hold celebrations, and hold turnip lights to guide the way and lead the ghosts away.Later, as time passed, the meaning of sacrifice was gradually replaced by celebration, and children carried jack-o-lanterns and went door-to-door to ask for candies...] At the end, Polaris made a conclusion: [We must also add these foreign festivals to the list. ? 】After Halloween, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve, Christmas... and then New Year's Day.

There are still five 24 solar terms in the middle. If all of them are implemented, Polaris must make preparations in advance.

Thinking about it, I feel very busy...

However, Polaris feels that he is a conscientious and well-loved system, so no matter how much Aries asks for, he will try his best to fulfill it.

Who made it like its own master~~

Aries was very interested in what Polaris said about "dead souls returning to the real world". He thought for a while and said, "Wearing a mask and carrying a lantern, looking for a way out in another world... sounds very interesting."

Looking at the date again, Halloween is October 31st, half a month away from today (Double Ninth Festival), he said: "...how are you going to open up a different space in the real world? "

This is not a small matter. Throughout the ages, the space in the human world has always been very stable. Based on that, suddenly squeezing into a small space with a different time flow rate is like joining an independent space silently on the originally calm water. Like the small boat, it is very difficult.

However, Polaris will never reject Aries' request, and will not let Aries' hopes fail. He said seriously: [It is still in the experiment, but it will definitely be open on the day of Frost's Descent] "You can develop a copy of the real world while simultaneously developing a copy of the real world." Develop a copy of another world?" Aries asked again.

Polaris wondered: [Another world? 】

Aries smiled softly and harmlessly: "Hell?"

Polaris shuddered all over and almost exploded: [What? ! ! 】Let him go to hell to open a paradise, what is the difference between that and going to disco on the tiger's beard?

People can eat it with one mouthful! !

Aries grinned and said, "Don't be nervous, I didn't ask you to develop other people's territory, so you..."

After chatting for a long time, Polaris hesitated for a long time before finally nodding his head and said: [I will try my best, but if this happens, I'm afraid I won't have the energy to develop a real copy of the 24 solar terms] Aries laughs He said: "It's okay, you can go."

Polaris muttered in a low voice: [Why do you have to open a new dungeon in Hell...] ​​I knew that Aries was bold, but I didn't expect him to be so bold. Wasn't he afraid that Qin Bugui would be recognized by others after he returned to Hell? Or recover the memory and stay there?

Aries smiled and said, "Because I love him."

Polaris: [? ? ? 】

Polaris felt aggrieved: [Then you should love me too...]

Aries hugged the card and kissed twice, "muamua, be good~"

Two blushes appeared on the card, and the Polaris named Polaris was so happy that he couldn't find Bei: [Hey~~~] Outside the house, the ghost messenger saw Qin Bugui coming out, and rushed to greet him.

He didn't dare to get too close, he looked at the ground with his head down at a distance of two meters, and respectfully said: "I have found out everything you asked me to inquire about. After you are gone, the judge will handle official business, and everything will be done." It's still stable. It's just that Lord Judge has lost a lot of hair, as if he's going bald."

Qin Bugui pretended not to hear the judge's dire situation, and said, "Since it's stable, I'll stay here for a while and don't let anyone disturb me."

The ghost guard recalled in his mind the judge who was submerged in the mountain of documents and books, frantically stuffing walnut sesame cakes into his mouth to continue his life, and almost soaked in chrysanthemum tea to reduce the fire, and silently bowed a handful of sympathetic tears for him.

After all, he didn't dare to disobey Qin Bugui's order, Guicha bowed his head and said: "Yes!"

At this moment, he actually has thousands of curious things to say in his heart, such as who is the boy who lives in the same room as the adult, why the adult wants to play around in the paradise, and whether the adult is doing it for beauty. Forget that Jiangshan lingers in the world and forgets to return...

It's a pity that there are a lot of things to say, but even if he is given a thousand or eight hundred courage, he still dare not ask a single word.

He had a lot of mental activities, facing Qin Bugui, he just lowered his head and cherished the words like gold, only daring to utter one or two words. After several questions and answers, Qin Bugui let him go.

He was also covered in cold sweat, and retreated respectfully as if he had received an amnesty, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and his heart was full of pride.

From then on, he was no ordinary ghost messenger.

It's the ghost messenger who talked to Lord Hades and came back alive! !

The one with no injuries at all! !

The trauma is not serious at all! !

He is so amazing! !

... Well, he also knows that this description is a bit exaggerated.

It's just that Lord Hades never has contact with ghost messengers outside on weekdays. Except for the dead souls who need to be judged, the only ones who can see him are those big figures in hell.

If the ghost messenger has the opportunity to meet the King of Hades, it is basically when he has made a mistake and will be punished.Therefore, ghost messengers generally dare not contact adults. Once contacted, it means bad luck, the kind of bad luck that they can't die even if they want to die.

Ghost messengers and most of the hundreds of millions of dead souls living in hell will basically only see Mr. Hades on the day they arrive in hell to be judged, and then they can only get to know each other through the screen lens.

In my impression, it was an extremely terrifying and powerful existence.

He manages the entire hell, and every time he speaks, he will bring countless bloody storms and horrific killings. There is never much emotion in his cold tone, and if there is a rare expression on his face, it is indifferent and arrogant. disdainful.

Every dead soul has experienced the situation of being judged by Lord Hades after he first arrived in hell. The fear and fear in his heart at that time will be unforgettable even if he becomes a ghost for thousands of years.

In the hearts of all ghosts, the Lord is death and fear itself.

However, it may be precisely because of such ruthless but extremely fair control that the hell full of violence and blood can be unexpectedly peaceful and peaceful.

No one in hell dares to do anything wrong, because they know that there is a pair of merciless eyes staring at them above their heads.

Everyone is afraid of Hades, but they can't help admiring and loving Hades.

With him, there is this prosperous and prosperous hell.

He is the most conspicuous business card of hell, the pride of all ghosts.

After the ghost messenger left the residential building, his heart was full of pride.

He is doing things for Lord Hades himself~~ Even other ghosts would be envious of him! !

He is so lucky~~

The ghost chaperone happily left the community, then turned on the smart terminal system, and accepted the mission sent from hell.

In the age of technology, even civil servants like ghosts will use high-tech equipment.Click on the list of the deceased, look at the personnel information on it and the navigation with a small map, and the ghost drifted to a nearby residential building.

In a certain house, an old man was lying motionless on the bed, and another old man with the same appearance beside him was looking at the person on the bed in horror, talking non-stop.

Suddenly, he saw a person floating in from the window, with black clothes and white hat, and pale skin. The old man was startled at that moment, screaming and trying to run away.

The ghost was familiar with the way, threw the seductive rope, tied him up, and said: "Your life is up, come with me."

The old man wailed loudly: "I don't want to die, I'm not dead yet, I just came out for a walk, you let me go back!"

Gui almost laughed out loud: "Do you think the soul is something that can be stuffed back if you say it?"

The old man begged: "Then let me see my family again... My wife is still out shopping, and my children will come to see me on weekends..."

As soon as the ghost guard heard that he was going to work overtime, his face immediately became serious, and he said displeasedly: "Hey! Do you know what you are doing now? After you die, you will follow the order of the undead world to go to hell. Staying in the world is a disturbance. Social order has become a factor of social instability, do you want to know if the law breaks the law?"

The old man looked bewildered and said anxiously: "Ah? I... I just want to see my family... Why are you so unreasonable, an old man, how can I be evil!"

The ghost guard sneered, "You're an old man, brat, you weren't even born when your grandpa died! Tell me you're an old man, hurry up!"

The old man looked at his own body on the bed with tears in his eyes. He was bound by the seductive rope and couldn't move, so he was dragged out of the window like this.Floating all the way to every house, the line was getting longer and longer like a greedy snake, and everyone was led around like a bunch of candied haws by the ghost messenger. Almost everyone begged the ghost messenger to stay and visit their families again. To fulfill an unfulfilled wish, unfortunately every time I was rejected by ghost messengers.

The ghost messenger said it nicely, in order to eliminate the remaining unstable factors in the world, but once chatting with a little girl, she slipped her mouth and said bluntly, "Everyone wants to stay for a few more days, so I will do it once." How long will it take to complete the task, and the new dead ghost behind me will disappear sooner rather than later while I'm not here? I stay here to work overtime every day and my performance point is still so low. When will I be promoted and raise my salary? I just I have been deducted 200 years of wages!", the people around were dumbfounded.

The little girl murmured: "Is your department in hell so unscrupulous?" It even deducted 200 years of salary!

The ghost messenger is not ashamed to say that it is because he was caught fishing by Lord Hades while he was working, and he escaped a caning and was not fired, but his salary was deducted for hundreds of years. High, but the benefits are very good!As a civil servant, the year-end bonus alone is much more than the salary.

These things cannot be casually shared with outsiders, so the ghost messenger said vaguely: "What nonsense, we will be fine in hell."

Just like that while chatting and finishing the work, the ghost messenger cheerfully carried the seductive rope and went back to work.

On the way to hell, the ghost messenger met his colleague. Looking at the two or three cats behind him, with a dejected look, the ghost messenger gloated and said, "What are you doing? How many people are there in a busy day?"

The work area assigned to this colleague is particularly good. Not to mention the urban area, there is also a hospital in it, with a daily floating population of hundreds of thousands.

The colleague looked up at him, then hung back helplessly, and said, "Hey...don't mention it...you don't know that there is a doctor in the area I allocated, and that method, eh, the dead can be given to him Saved! For the past half a year, I have been waiting in the hospital every day to take the dead away. Life is saved, you say you are not angry!"

The expressions of the dead around were very subtle when they heard this sentence. They had just died not long ago, but after all, they still looked at everything around them according to the thinking of living people.

Of course no one wants to die if they can live...

Although it is not impossible to understand that this ghost messenger can't do it after putting down his busy work. He has to watch over a patient who was about to die but was saved by the doctor in the end. The feeling of collapse in his heart is enough.

"It's fine once or twice, it's been more than 20 times... more than 20 times!!" The colleague broke down and said, "Then what kind of doctor, why don't you play tricks like this? After he dies, I must Make him look good!!"

The ghost errand who was helping Lord Yan sneered after hearing this, and said, "Come on, such a character will be given preferential treatment even if he goes to hell after death, and you can still get your hands on him..."

The ghost messenger choked up and said, "I can't take it anymore, I want to apply for a job change... Those areas where the twelve constellations exist, whoever you like, I won't serve you anymore, sir!"

When the dead around heard this, their expressions of watching the gossip suddenly became excited, and the little girl who talked so much that she dared to chat with the ghost said excitedly: "Twelve constellations? Master, you also watch the live broadcast of the escape." ? Oh, I didn’t expect that the programs in our world have already gone to hell!! Oh ho ho ho..."

While talking, there was a little smug look on his face, as if his own show had become popular in other places, what an honor it was.

However, after hearing this, the two ghost messengers had somewhat embarrassed expressions on their faces.

Although there is no strict rule in the law that it is not allowed to climb over the wall to watch human programs, but...they are away from home on business, right? Watching TV programs while working sounds quite delicate.

So he said in an ambiguous tone: "What is there to know about the little things in the world."

The little girl said eagerly again: "The doctor you are talking about is not Dr. Gao, is it? Oh, I really like him!"

When the colleague heard this, his eyes widened, and he said angrily, "I hate him the most!! He just adds trouble to my work!"

The ghost messenger on the other side also said: "Throughout the ages, people who have a relationship with doctors are difficult to deal with. Either they live longer than their life expectancy, or they can still live, but because they miss the doctor, they are frustrated and inexplicably short-lived." Longevity, when the time comes, go and look for it, but I don’t know where to catch it.”

The ghost messenger who often works in the hospital said with the appearance of someone who came here: "It's easy to handle. There are only so many doctors who can misdiagnose. You remember the appearance of those doctors, and then remember who they see. This patient will probably die early, so inform the logistics department to pay attention to the change of the other party's life expectancy..."

The dead around listened with embarrassment, thinking that the work experience exchanged by these ghost messengers must be too hard-core.

And that doctor who always misdiagnoses is really amazing, and those with poor skills are all on the blacklist of the ghost police.

In the future, when I go to hell and hear other ghosts complain about how much work burden you have added to us, I am afraid that I will be ashamed to death...

Although already dead...

"If you want me to say, it's because of the escape paradise." The colleague said indignantly: "Then Dr. Gao was going to die a long time ago, and I was standing by his side to watch his throat being cut. What happened? I didn't even have time to do it, I saw his soul disappear in a flash, and after a few seconds, he came back in a flash, and after returning, he couldn't get the soul away..."

Seeing that the dead around him were listening with gusto, the fellow ghost officer continued to complain: "There are also those paradise props, all of which are exactly the same as those in our hell. How big is the technological gap between hell and the world? , using something like this to save people, isn’t this a crime of smuggling? I think it is!”

The faces of the dead around were black.

Uh... Others are smuggling and smuggling crimes across borders and provinces, but this place is terrible, directly crossing the entire world.

However, compared to other constellations who use Paradise coins to buy luxury goods, entertainment supplies, and life-saving props, Dr. Gao sacrificed himself to save others to buy medical props. No matter who saw it, they would praise him from the bottom of their hearts instead of blaming him. Bar.

So even the ghost messenger on the side didn't answer, but said in a subtle tone: "You haven't thought about it, since the paradise can use the items produced in hell at will, maybe there is a backer behind it?"

For example... Lord Hades... or something.

cough cough.

The colleague glared and said, "What kind of backer, didn't you hear that the king hates the paradise's random capture of ghosts in the world, so he wants to seal them up?"

The ghost messenger who had close contact with Qin Bugui said with an inscrutable expression: "Your news is too old-fashioned..."

Don't say it's sealed up, Lord Yan Wang is now playing in the paradise by himself.

I am still playing so much that I don't want to miss Shu, and I don't want to come back!

The author has something to say:

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"After resignation, fire all over the universe [Quick Transmigration]"

Si Qi, a dragon baby, has been working as a pet in the main god's family for tens of thousands of years.

Specially responsible for selling cuteness and cuteness.

Later he felt that this job was too dreamless,

So after resigning, he became a clerk in the fast travel department under the rule of the main god, specializing in playing the role of cannon fodder for giving golden fingers to the children of the world.

But it always "screws up" inadvertently.

The head of the department couldn't help complaining: "The dignified Dragon Clan can't even play cannon fodder well."

The employees asked curiously, "What did he do?"

The supervisor begins with an example:

"The public enemy of the whole Internet with a lot of bad deeds has become the positive energy Internet celebrity of the century;

The traitor who has been infamous for thousands of years has become a great man in history who has been famous for thousands of years;

The fake Taoist priest who was deceived and abducted turned out to be the ghost king of hell;

The second-generation trash who was despised by countless people turned out to be a savior who endured humiliation..."

The supervisor smiled from ear to ear, pretending to be disgusted and said:

"Obviously it was to promote the growth of the children of the world in the past, but in the end it was better than the children of the world..."

The surrounding employees were amazed after hearing this, and said to the supervisor that you took advantage of it and acted like a good boy.

Someone wondered: "Does the lord god ignore him?"

The supervisor replied: "I don't care, Lord God has been away for a long time and went to find his child bride."

All the employees were surprised: "Hey, didn't you say it was a pet?"

The supervisor was speechless: "Why are you as clueless as Si Qi? The main god is clearly pursuing a lover!"

Si Qi, who once again became popular in the small world, sneezed:

"Who secretly said I was handsome behind my back?"

1. Shuangwen, strong, face-slapping, positive energy~~

2. If there are too many manuscripts, it will start updating~~

3. Please collect Star Eyes, please, please~ Meme!