West coast

As long as couples get along for a long time, every aspect of life will be affected by each other.Not only the mantras have become exactly the same, but the dressing styles have also begun to approach each other. This is probably why people who have lived together for a long time have husband and wife looks.

"Can you not wear my clothes? You snatched all my T-shirts." Wang Yiding complained standing in front of his empty wardrobe.

"Your clothes are looser and more comfortable to wear." After Alex finished speaking, he bent down and took out a box of ice cream from the refrigerator.

"You have worn all my clothes, so what should I wear?" Wang Yiding pouted and pretended to be pitiful.

"You can wear mine." Alex shrugged, and took a bite of ice cream with a spoon.He has a super sweet tooth, and never stops eating cakes, ice cream, and macarons.But never gain weight, it makes people itch with jealousy.

"Your clothes are one size smaller than mine, I can't fit them!" Wang Yiding said aggrievedly, he looked through the closet again, and indeed there was no T-shirt.

"Then you can continue to wear my little skirt, I think you dressed well that day." Alex teased.

"Can you stop joking? I will never wear women's clothing again in my life!" Wang Yiding said firmly.

"Flag should not be set up so early."

Wang Yiding had no choice but to take out his mobile phone, quickly placed an order online, bought 5 pieces of white, 5 pieces of black, the same size, the same brand, straight men's shopping, within 2 minutes.

As soon as the order was placed, the phone rang, and the caller ID was from Mama Wang.

More than half a year ago, Wang Yiding said that he had found a girlfriend, the kind who was rushing to get married, but Wang's mother was so happy that she took a group of old sisters to Chen Tailor in the south of the city overnight to have five tailor-made silk dresses. cheongsam.

But waited and waited, waited and waited, until the cheongsam was ready and began to lie in the closet covered with dust, and Wang Yiding did not wait until Wang Yiding came to the door with his girlfriend.This made her extremely anxious and anxious.Seeing that Sister Zhang's daughter was pregnant with her second child, she didn't even meet her prospective daughter-in-law.

Although the neighbors praise her for her beauty and charm, when will she be able to put on a cheongsam to show off her graceful demeanor?

Originally, she and Wang Yiding talked on the phone once a month, but since last month, the frequency of the calls has gradually shortened to every week. Where is the daughter-in-law?

Wang Yiding frowned when he saw that it was his mother's call.

The tricks used to perfuse my mother have been exhausted, such as bad signal, busy work, girlfriend back home, these excuses have been used hundreds of times in turn.

In the past two days, Wang Yiding has hung up on several calls from his mother. If he doesn't answer, Wang's mother will definitely suspect that he has been kidnapped.

He had no choice but to press the call button reluctantly.

As soon as Ms. Wang came up, she scolded her head and face: "Well, you brat, you forget your mother when you have a wife, and you dare to hang up on me!"

Wang Yiding: "Oh, Mom, I didn't mean to, I didn't, I'm busy."

"Busy, busy, you are the busiest in the world! I think the president of the United States still takes vacations. What's the matter? You are busier than the president? I don't understand. Didn't it mean that you in the United States don't know how to 996? What company puts Are you so busy that you need to hang up on me? Your father dare not hang up on me in his life. I think you are capable, and want to sever the relationship between mother and child with me, don't you! "

"Oh, mom—" Wang Yiding dragged his voice, "Look at what you said, it's not so serious."

"Hmph, I'll settle the bill with you later on for hanging up on my phone call. I won't talk about that anymore. Let me ask you, when will you bring your girlfriend to meet me? Is she some peerless treasure? The night pearl or the moonstone Can't see the light? Is it worth you to hide like this? What are you afraid of? Is your mother a jackal, a tiger, a leopard, or a ferocious beast? Don't let me take a look? Your mother is almost becoming a neighbor's joke now I don’t even dare to dance in the square anymore. I used to be the lead dancer of the Sunny Sky Dance Team in our community, but now they are going to replace me. My life is so miserable.” Wang whimpered a few times, accusing Wang Yiding of being unfilial with his voice.

After being made such a fuss by his mother, Wang Yiding instantly softened his heart: "Okay, okay, Mom, don't cry. I'll bring him to see you if I have a chance, can't I bring him to see you?"

"Really? Do you think it's true?!" Mama Wang burst into laughter immediately, "Then this Saturday, let's have three videos, okay?"

"This..." Seeing that this matter could not be concealed, Wang Yiding quickly searched in his head for any new excuses that could be used.

"Then it's a deal!" Ms. Wang hung up the phone impatiently, for fear that her son would regret it.

Wang Yiding hung up the phone, his mind was buzzing, and his intestines were green with regret.

Alex saw Wang Yiding standing there in a daze, and guessed that it was almost inseparable, and asked, "What? Is it your mother calling again?"

Wang Yiding nodded: "Well, she insists on seeing you."

"See you then?" Alex said casually.

"But..." Wang Yiding hesitated.

"But what? How long do you want to hide me?" Alex's face was displeased, and the ice cream in his hand suddenly became less sweet.

"No, I..." Wang Yiding stammered.

Alex sighed: "I know, you're not ready to come out. I don't want to force you. But it's not a long-term solution for the two of us to hide like this."

Wang Yiding hurried over and patted Alex on the shoulder, comforting him: "I've wronged you. But my mother suddenly asked for a weekend video. Why don't we turn this off first?"

"You don't want me to fool your mother in women's clothing, do you? I don't." Alex pouted.

"Even if you're willing, we won't be able to fool you. If you talk, you'll be ruined. Oh, what should I do..."

The two fell silent at the same time.

Alex suddenly had an inspiration, and suggested: "Why don't you call Linda over to pretend for a while? At least we helped her get rid of the financial scumbag. Good friends should help each other."

Wang Yiding thought for a while and said, "This is a good plan to delay the attack. It seems that this is the only way..."

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In order to get Linda to agree to temporarily pretend to be his girlfriend, Wang Yiding chased and blocked her in the company.

Linda was 1 reluctant at the beginning, thinking that this was a bad move and would cause endless troubles.

But after Wang Yiding promised to give her the limited-edition One Piece figure, Linda finally wavered and agreed to pretend to be his girlfriend, but only once, not as an exception.

On Saturday, Wang Yiding and Linda brainstormed at home, fabricated a fake love timeline, organized the beginning, succession, and transition into a story outline, and printed it out, fearing that it would be ruined by the time.

When the appointed time came, Linda and Wang Yiding sat on the sofa, turned on the video, and waited anxiously for Mama Wang to go online.

When the video was connected, Wang Yiding discovered that his mother had specially put on powder, eyebrows, and her hair had been specially permed in a barber shop to meet her prospective daughter-in-law for the first time.

"Auntie, my name is Linda."

"Hello, hello, hello." Mama Wang smiled happily, "We finally meet."

Linda squeezed out a smile and nodded reluctantly.

"Xiaolin, I'm Wang Yiding's mother. Has Wang Yiding mentioned me in front of you?"

Linda was so nervous that her palms were sweating, she didn't have time to speak, and blurted out: "Yeah, he often mentioned you and said you were difficult."

The smile on the corner of Mama Wang's mouth was stuck in the air, and her complexion changed from rosy to pale.

Wang Yiding immediately turned his eyes to Linda, glared at Linda, and signaled her to change her words.

Linda quickly corrected: "Ah, no, I was wrong. He said you, he said that you... care about him very much."

Wang Yiding also hurriedly put on a smiling face: "Mom, don't be angry, we were just talking about our boss being 'difficult', maybe we didn't pay attention at the moment, and we got it wrong, hehe."

Linda echoed: "Yeah, yeah..."

Mother Wang's face recovered a little bit of blood, and she replied unnaturally: "Oh, oh... I said it. Uh, that... Xiaolin. Auntie recently made five sets of cheongsams. Please help Auntie to see Which one is the most beautiful. When you two get married, I will wear the most beautiful one to give a speech on stage. Just wait, I will be right back."

After speaking, Ms. Wang got up and ran to the closet excitedly to take out five cheongsams.These few cheongsams were expensive to make, and after getting them back from the old tailor, she ironed each one smoothly, put them in a dustproof cover and kept them in place.

Ms. Wang returned to the video and showed off the cheongsam, like every treasure: "Hey, this one is the narrow-sleeve style, this one has a stand-up collar and straight swing, and this one is a modern improved version. Master Chen specially gave it to me. I picked the pink color to match my skin."

Linda didn't understand these cheongsam terminology at all, but felt that the pink one was a bit fluorescent, which was a disaster. She wanted to persuade Ms. Wang, so she said, "Pink is delicate and delicate. How old are you now? You should wear lake blue and sapphire green to suit your identity." Much more."

After hearing this, Ms. Wang's face became even more ugly, and she couldn't help but muttered: "Xiaolin, I think you are a straight-hearted person. Then I will be straightforward. At home, we can indeed speak so straightforwardly and without restraint, but in the future I went out to meet other uncles and aunts, so think twice about what you say."

Linda: "The concubine can't do it."

Ms. Wang was so stunned that she had nothing to say. She didn't expect that the first time she met her daughter-in-law, the other party gave her a big blow, and her face was pulled down: "I don't need to continue watching today's video, let's stop here." .” After finishing speaking, he hung up the video call.

Wang Yiding was stunned, and acted as a double-sided tape without warning, simulating a battle between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in advance.He asked Linda, "What's the matter with you today? Why are you talking so weirdly?"

Linda felt embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I've watched too much "The Legend of Zhen Huan" recently. I'm on the top, and I dream of fighting in the palace. For some reason today, these lines kept echoing in my mind. blurted it out." She was thinking about One Piece's limited edition figure, and wanted to redeem it, "Oh, I'm actually helping you, your mother will never bother you about your girlfriend again, that's great. "

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That night, Wang Yiding was severely taught by his father.

Papa Wang spent his entire life as an earbud, taking care of housework, big and small, and handing in all his wages. Holding his wife in his hands hurts him. He is a well-known madman who spoils his wife.He rarely saw his wife being so angry, so he scolded Wang Yiding and asked him to apologize to his mother immediately.

Wang Yiding had no choice but to bow his head and admit his mistake, and called Mama Wang early the next morning to apologize.

As soon as he picked up the phone, he heard Mama Wang's wailing: "Oh, I'm dead. This daughter-in-law is kicking her nose and face before she gets married. She satirizes me for being old and makes fun of me for being difficult." Oh, I'm dead, I can't live this day."

Wang Yiding: "Mom, calm down, she doesn't have a high EQ. She just wants to speak quickly, but she doesn't think so in her heart."

Mother Wang stopped crying: "Hmph, I don't care what she thinks. I checked with the old god in the temple last night, and he told me that Xiaolin doesn't match you!"

Wang Yiding couldn't laugh or cry: "Mom, I don't even know her birth horoscope, how did you know?"

Ms. Wang: "What? You doubt your mother. You brat, you're not married yet, and your arms started to turn outward? Ah?!"

Wang Yiding: "Oh, you are exaggerating again, you always over-interpret me."

Ms. Wang: "Hey, Xiaolin is blowing pillow wind in your ears, isn't it? You don't like your mother, don't you? Let me tell you, I don't agree with this marriage! I will ask someone to go on a blind date for you tomorrow. Many people approached me as a matchmaker, but I didn't agree. Looking back now, I think anyone can do it, but Xiaolin can't!"

Wang Yiding was pleasantly surprised: "Are you serious? Except for her, is everything okay?"

Ms. Wang: "Yes. Everyone is better than Xiaolin."

Wang Yiding was very happy: "Mom, let me tell you the truth! I actually have a boyfriend now. We have been together for almost a year, and we are ready to get married!"

A thunderbolt from the blue sky, five thunders struck the top, Mama Wang was hit in the head.She sat down and collapsed on the sofa, speechless.Her heart seemed to stop temporarily for a second. She didn't catch her breath and passed out.

The author says:

Thanks to everyone who has been following updates, commenting, and feeding starfish all the way, I want to tell you a piece of good news, the strength has grown, and "West Coast" is finally a must-read!happy happy.