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Although Wang Yiding also agreed to help Linda test the scumbag, he didn't want Alex to sacrifice his hue.

Last week, Alex and Jason chatted on such a large scale. Wang Yiding watched the whole process and was repeatedly frustrated. Today, he would not agree with Alex to try the risk by himself.

Alex: "You really disagree?"

Wang Yiding: "No! I don't agree! Absolutely not! Unless you step over my dead body."

Alex rubbed his chin: "There is a way to test the scumbag without me personally."

Wang Yiding: "What way?"

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Jason bought a bunch of wilting roses for $3.99 from the small supermarket downstairs from his apartment.

After all, you can't go empty-handed when you go to someone else's house.Scum to scum, he still has manners.

Then he called an Uber and drove to the agreed place.

Before getting out of the car, he took a quick glance at himself in the rearview mirror to make sure his hairdo was still in place.

There are several romantic restaurants in this area, and the noisy night has just begun.

The early summer breeze is gentle, warm and comfortable.In order to facilitate the guests to dine in the open air, each restaurant set up two or three small dining tables at the entrance, and then set up a string of small light bulbs.

The night is hazy, the lights are ambiguous, and the lovers are flirting with each other while eating.

A date is only when you have eaten, and it is only an appointment if you have not eaten.

Jason thought to himself: Cannons must be fired. As for whether we want to have dinner together, it will depend on the situation.If Alice is really as good-looking as in the photo, and she is quite interesting, he doesn't mind inviting her to the restaurant downstairs for supper after finishing the work, so as to weaken the meaning and motivation of hooking up.

Jason came to the door, took a deep breath, adjusted his state, reached out and knocked on the door.Only after knocking did he realize that the door was not locked at all, it was just ajar.

He pushed open the door and stuck his head in for a look. The lights were on, but no one came out to answer the door, so he had to tiptoe in.

"Hello? Is anyone home?"

"Alice, are you there?"

He called twice, but still no one answered. Just as he was about to send a WeChat message to the other party, he heard a voice from the bathroom: "Ah, why did you come in? I'm still taking a shower."

Jason saw the light leaking from the bathroom door, so he said to the bathroom: "Sorry, I offended you, take your time and don't rush." ​​The image of a beautiful woman taking a bath appeared in his mind, and it made his mouth tease. Dry tongue.

Voice from the bathroom: "Why don't you come in and take a shower with me?"

Jason thought to himself: Is it so exciting?

The provocative meaning directly broke the table, he immediately took off his clothes, his whole body was hot, and he didn't feel cold.

"Then I'm here." He gently pushed open the bathroom door.

To his surprise, the expected "beauty" did not appear.In the bathroom stood a boy with a height of 1.8 meters.Wearing a sailor suit and a wig, the hair on his legs is thicker than him. Although the face is painted with heavy makeup, it can't conceal the gushing masculinity.

The man blinked at him, his false eyelashes fluttering up and down, Jason's teeth were sore, and his stomach was full.

The man said in a thick voice: "Little brother, I've been waiting for a long time."

Jason's little brother, who was still strong just now, was frightened and softened in an instant. He covered his body with his hands, and asked in shock and fear, "Who are you?!"

Man: "I'm your Alice. Wow~hahahahahaha."

Jason couldn't believe his eyes: "Impossible, you you you...you don't look like this in your photo!"

Man: "Who knows how to retouch pictures these days. Wow~hahahahahaha."

Jason knew there were risks in online dating, but he didn't expect the risks to be so great.He swallowed nervously: "Then what, I suddenly remembered that there is something urgent, I'm leaving first." After speaking, he wanted to run away, but was pulled back by the man.

Man: "A spring night is worth a thousand dollars. Let's talk about something urgent tomorrow. You agreed to be my birthday present. Come, give me a kiss, Mua." He pursed his lips and made a gesture of welcoming the kiss.

Jason had never seen such a terrifying scene in his life, and it was more terrifying than all the haunted houses he had been to combined.He yelled, "Help! Mom! SomebodyHelp!!!"

Jason screamed and rushed all the way out of the bathroom, but bumped into a group of people, blocking his way.

The group all wore conical birthday hats and pulled happy birthday banners.

A girl wearing glasses stood in the middle of the crowd, holding a cake in her hands, with a smile on her face, and happily congratulated: "Surprise!"

"Boom!" Colorful, golden, and snowflake-like sequins danced all over the sky and landed slowly.

Everyone shouted in unison: "Happy Birthday!"

Jason was dumbfounded, he stood there, naked, at a loss, with a stiff expression, his face turning into a liver color.

There is no escape, no help.What should he say to ease this level of embarrassment?Should I say "Hi everyone" or "Please take care of me when we meet for the first time"?

I want to die, I really want to die, I wish I could disappear from this world immediately!

At this moment, the girl wearing glasses asked coldly, "Jason, is that you?"

Jason took a closer look and found that this person was none other than his spare Linda.

"Ah... this..." Jason, who was usually sneaky, couldn't say a word at this moment.

Linda pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Why are you here? Where are your clothes?"

Jason: "He! It's all his fault! He tricked me into coming here with a fake photo."

"So... you're here for a date?" After finishing speaking, Linda pretended to cry, and fanned her eyes artificially with both hands as fans, as if she wasn't involved in the planning, "No Believe it or not, you are really a scumbag!"

Jason: "Listen to me, I'm actually a victim."

"No need to explain," Linda quickly took out her mobile phone and took a photo of Jason who was naked in front of her. "I'm going to tell my mom right away and ask her who she found for me as a blind date!"

Jason: "Don't, if you send it to your mother, my third aunt will also know."

Linda: "I don't care."

Jason: "Grandma, I beg you! Can't I apologize to you? I was wrong, I was really wrong."

Linda: "Go away!"

Jason: "Okay, okay, I'm leaving, I'm leaving now." He was about to go to the sofa to get his clothes, but he came a step late.

Wang Yiding, who was wearing a sailor suit, poured a cup of coffee on his clothes, covered his mouth and apologized: "Oops, it's too bad, it's all because of my carelessness. There is only one newspaper here, you can barely block it first."

"You...you...you wait for me!" Jason cursed viciously, picked up his coffee-soaked clothes, and rushed out the door in embarrassment.

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Wang Yiding and Linda clapped hands in the air, celebrating the success of this prank operation.They were immersed in the joy of victory and did not notice Lin Nan and Qin Chuan standing in the corner.

Qin Chuan and Lin Nan's eyes were straight, vertical lines hung on their faces, and shadows were drawn behind them.

Lin Nan asked in a low voice: "Before you came, did you know that Wang Yiding was going to wear women's clothes today?"

Qin Chuan: "I don't know..."

Lin Nan: "Suddenly my eyes hurt a little..."

Qin Chuan: "Well...my stomach is not very comfortable..."

Lin Nan: "Why don't we go back first..."

Qin Chuan: "Okay..."

The two turned around and wanted to leave.

Wang Yiding finally saw the two of them, he hurried through the crowd, ran over and grabbed the arms of the two men, and roared: "Don't go, don't go, I can explain, I really can explain!":