West coast

During lunch time in Dachang, Wang Yiding, Alex and Linda ate around a table.

Linda didn't seem to be in the mood today, usually she was the one who chattered non-stop, but today she was surprisingly quiet.She pawed and pawed two mouthfuls of food, she seemed to have no appetite.Then she took out her mobile phone, looked at it twice, and found that there was no reply, and frowned and turned off the screen in disappointment.

Alex saw everything in his eyes, and immediately understood what happened, and couldn't help joking: "Wow, Linda, you also have today?"

Linda was confused: "What do you mean?"

Alex smirked: "It turns out that Linda will fall in love one day."

Linda was seen through by him, blushing and said embarrassingly: "Don't...don't talk nonsense!"

Taking advantage of Linda's inattention, Alex snatched her mobile phone: "Then let me see who you are texting with and who are you waiting for a reply?"

Linda became anxious immediately, and snatched it immediately: "Give me back the phone! I'll take it, can I do it?!"

She sighed, and began to confess: "My mother recently asked my seven aunts and eight aunts to find me a blind date. He is in finance. We have been chatting for a week. He used to reply in seconds. , but he suddenly became very busy these two days, I sent a 'good night' the day before yesterday, but he hasn't replied to me until now, and I don't know if he is really busy or fake."

Alex: "Listen to what you said yourself, isn't it obvious that you have been tricked by a scumbag? Usually when you give other people love advice, it's your turn. Why is your IQ off the line? gone?"

Linda: "Scumbag? No way, this is a blind date introduced by my family, and I know him well. And...he's in good shape...hehehehe. Hissing."

Wang Yiding quickly interrupted Linda: "Oh my god, can you wipe away the drool? It's all dripping on the table. Do you have a picture? Show me how handsome you are?"

Linda unhurriedly tuned out WeChat, and began to show the boy's circle of friends to the two of them.

The first article in the circle of friends: I haven’t practiced for a long time, and hard work can make up for it. [Picture: Selfie in the mirror, six-pack abs. 】

The second article in the circle of friends: From the meeting at [-] o'clock in the morning to the present, my Director ran away halfway through the speech.There are [-] remaining Sessions and [-] Stakeholders, so I have to arrange it alone. [Picture: Everyone is wearing suits that look like dogs, and they are smiling with eight white teeth facing the camera. 】

The third article in the circle of friends: The excitement is theirs, and single dogs have nothing. [Picture: niche DJ, disco scene. 】

After only reading three articles, Alex couldn't stand it anymore: "It's over, you have been tricked by a financial scumbag, big sister!"

A big question mark above Linda's head: "Financial scumbag?"

After dinner, Alex took Linda and Wang Yiding to the small conference room, closed the door and began to "teach" them.

Alex wrote four big characters on the whiteboard eloquently: financial scumbag.Turning around, he said, "Today I will give you some popular science about this magical creature, remember to take notes!"

No need to guess, I know this guy's name is Jason.As the old saying goes: out of 10 scumbags, there are 5 Jasons.

Most of them use hairspray, big back hair, suits and leather shoes, gold-plated in prestigious schools, CFA Level [-], and experienced Texas Hold'em players.

After two or three years in investment banks, big and small, the Title is either VP, AVP or Director.Of course, the role of the elite has been played for a long time, and they themselves believe it.

In the eyes of the financial scumbag, everything in this world can be explained by the principles of the market economy, even dating is no exception.

There are more women than men in New York, which can be regarded as a "man's market".So when the financial scumbag is in New York, even if he picks and searches, he can get along well, and even have a chance to climb up to one or two small Internet celebrities. After all, the most important thing in New York is fair skin and good looks. Net red girl with long legs.

However, as long as these financial scumbags suddenly lose their minds one day and transfer to San Francisco, they will find that San Francisco and New York are just the opposite. market".

They used to think that San Francisco was full of gold, but they didn't see gold, but they fell to the bottom of the "Bay Area Contempt Chain".

They will soon find that in San Francisco, the routine of wearing suits and leather shoes to talk about projects and cooperation that they cultivated in New York does not work here. Girls are too sensible to be fooled, and they hardly bother to date them. Not even a chance for an "interview".

Filled with resentment, they wrote on the forum that "San Francisco is a cultural desert" and "every girl looks like a dinosaur, and her heart is as high as the sky."

The result can be imagined, all of them were scolded by the comments in the forum to learn to be human.

So why are they scumbags?The reason is because of "poor".

Of course, in terms of wages alone, they are definitely not poor.With a little effort, the six-figure annual salary of an investment bank is no problem. Multiply this number by 6, or multiply by 7, and round up. According to their own standards, it is already a million-dollar annual salary in the RMB sense.

However, there must be a but here, almost half of their income is paid in taxes, and the rest will be taken away by the landlord. They usually have to maintain their superficially good skin and brand-name outfits, and they are used to squandering. Their scumbag capital.

So if you get a chance to peek at their bank accounts, you're lucky that the balance isn't negative.

Do you need to support a woman with this money? no! no! no!It's enough to play for a while, why take it so seriously?

Focusing, central air conditioning, and pedaling a few boats are all tricks.Sweet talk, bad check is easy to come by.Hot and cold, cold and violent PUA is commonplace.

As soon as a girl asks for a one-on-one relationship, these financial scumbags will disappear immediately.

Famous quote: "The problem is not yours, it's all my fault. I have an intimacy barrier. Just pretend you didn't meet me, and I'm sorry for you."

Or: "I don't want to delay you, you deserve better."

Or: "Marriage is not the only way out, have you ever thought about trying openness/relationship/relationship?"

Do you think breaking up with them is over? no! no! no!These years of "professionalism" have taught them that "relationship" is everything.

Most of them will still maintain a friendship with their ex after breaking up. Even if the breakup is ugly and the two parties become resentful spouses, financial scumbags will still send text messages to their exes every now and then, during the holidays.For nothing else, only by establishing a relationship can we discuss projects and sell products!Otherwise, how will the commission come from?How do you get the commission?

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As soon as Alex outputted, Linda was in a hurry.She retorted excitedly: "I don't believe it, what you said are all stereotypes! This Jason is different! He was hurt deeply by a girl before, so he won't touch love easily again. But he said I am special, It's different from other girls. It's very fun to chat with me, only I understand him!"

Wang Yiding: "Hahahahahaha."

Linda was obsessed with obsession: "And my mother went to the temple to help me tell my fortune, saying that the one I meet this year must be the right one!"

Wang Yiding: "Hahahahahaha."

Linda was furious: "Stop laughing!"

Alex: "Do you have the guts to try it? The real Neptune, the fake Neptune, you will know once you try it."

Linda: "How?"

Alex turned to look at Wang Yiding next to him, making up his mind, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop crazily rising.

Wang Yiding was still laughing just now, but now he was terrified by Alex's eyes. He quickly crossed his hands in front of his chest to block his body, and said in horror, "You...what are you going to do?!"