When God Is My Ex-Husband Today [Rebirth]

On his [-]th birthday, Dong Ling single-handedly challenged the hawthorn-eating tiger with nine heads in the West who caused trouble.

He didn't know what kind of beast it was, but he heard from the mountain guards there that every time the beast came, all the residents of the Inufeng Mountain would be forced to leave the Inufeng Mountain for 50 years, and wait until the They could only move back after the hawthorn tree was eaten up by the beast.

Coincidentally, after tasting how delicious the hawthorn is, Tang Ling suddenly couldn't walk.

He felt that such a delicious food should not be ruined by a beast that doesn't know anything.

Then he really cut off the five heads of the fierce beast and buried them on the top of the dog seal mountain. When he was killing it, he was distracted by a dragon roar from nowhere.

At that time, Dong Ling, who was still a milk baby, put the unknown sword emitting a strong purple light across the head of the beast in a soft voice, pouted and said: "Today is my birthday, brother can't say it!" Killing ring, you are lucky today, I will keep your four heads, and you will stay on this Goufeng mountain, watching all directions and listening to all directions. Block all the thieves and beasts who come to steal hawthorn to eat, and create for you in the past Let's make amends."

The nine fierce beasts knelt on the ground obediently, their limbs were limp, and the four big heads hung down listlessly, and the blood that was still gurgling and flowing was sprinkled all over the ground.

The villagers at the bottom of the mountain were looking up at this place, but they couldn't see clearly. Dong Ling tilted his head and thought for a while, then retracted the divine sword in his hand, forming a palm with one hand, emitting a strong purple light from his whole body, slowly drifting towards the beast. He said loudly on his forehead: "From now on, you will be named Yanwei, break the seal of the gods and beasts, guard this mountain of dog seals for me, and give you the body of a snake so that you can act."

Yanwei lay obediently on the ground, and after the purple light flashed on his huge body, he changed from a body covered in hard hair to a snake body covered in scales.

Then, it disappeared without a trace.

Dong Ling blinked, then picked some hawthorns and planned to eat them on the road, then he took one in his mouth and walked slowly to find the place where the dragon chant disappeared.

Brother Diye is currently still in the sky following those old men from all over the world to manage the demon rebellion in the sky, obviously he doesn't need his help there.

Dong Ling stuffed another hawthorn, and silently pinched his hands to make the calculation. It was only a thousand years before Brother Diye returned to Dihua. If the 33rd Heaven hadn't recovered, he would have to help.

Tang Ling, who was not in a pretty mood, pouted and found a place that looked like a paradise.

This is the place on the western border, where Buddhas and demons co-exist, and so far there has been no victory or defeat. What he was curious about was where the dragon chant just now came from.

Dong Ling, who floated on the clouds and looked around, didn't see the beautiful silver dragon like his brother in his impression, nor the purple purple dragon like him.

Dong Ling picked his chin, the hawthorn he brought was almost finished, his teeth were so sore now, he just wanted to find a place with water to rinse his mouth, and find some delicious game along the way.

Dong Ling lowered the cloud head, and then slowly paced in the lush green forest.

Birds singing and flowers smelling, what you see and smell in your eyes and nose are all good things you have never seen before. Dong Ling is so happy, he just wants to become a prototype and jump into the lake to wash a good smell. It's time for a bath.

Dong Ling turned his head to look left and right like a thief, then decisively took off his clothes, and jumped into the lake with his buttocks bare.

The water in the lake is crystal clear, and the brilliant pebbles washed by the water below can be seen. Dong Ling pouted his buttocks, watching the fish swimming around him at the bottom of the lake, and simply became a prototype, playing in the water It went on and on for a while.

"Oh, let me tell you why the water in the lake is so turbulent today." A voice suddenly appeared on the bank. Dong Ling sounded familiar to him, and then a head popped out, and his body was still dangling in the water, "So it's Here comes a little dragon."

The owner of the voice said with a smile, and then sat down on the shore, holding a bunch of freshly roasted pheasants in his hand, which was exuding a tempting aroma at the moment.

Dong Ling, who had just eaten a stomach full of hawthorns, felt that what he lacked now was the aroma of this kind of meat. He immediately turned into a human body, with two tender little arms hugging a big rock, and leaning forward on a piece of extremely tender asked, "Can you give me the chicken?"

"Huh?" The man tilted his head and looked at Dong Ling. He was holding the freshly torn chicken leg in one hand. He hadn't eaten it yet, so he just shook it left and right in his hand. "This is the lunch I just caught. Why should I give it to you?"

"Then how about it." Tang Ling stared at the grilled chicken that was grilled with oil without blinking, "I still have some hawthorns here, can I exchange them with you?"

"That sounds fair." The person on the bank seemed to think for a while, then nodded in agreement, stuck the long stick in his hand on the ground, and said with a smile: "But the hawthorn can't fill your stomach, I can give you half of the meat , is this good?"

"Of course!" Tang Ling felt that he had made a lot of money.

"Go ashore quickly." The man said with a smile: "The water of Xuanbing Lake has always been attractive to the Dragon Clan, but soaking it for a long time is not good for your health."

Tang Ling rubbed his arms, and sure enough he got ashore.

"Yeah, it's a boy?" The man blinked in surprise, then smiled and handed Dong Ling's clothes to him.

Dong Ling was not in a hurry to wear it, he held Xiao Jiji and raised his head angrily, with a look of dismay, "I am the only purple dragon in this world, a male doll."

"Fu Xiu has been taught." The man in the Xuanpao said with a smile as he cupped his hands, watching Dong Ling put on his clothes quickly, he propped his chin with one hand and said, "You are Zilong, but your name is Dong Ling?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Dong Ling raised his head with his mouth full of meat, looking vaguely at the incredibly good-looking person in front of him.

"It's really you." Fu Xiu smiled again, then sighed, "Your brother entrusted me to take care of you for a period of time. During this time, he told you not to go back to 33 Chongtian."

"Huh?" Tang Ling tilted his head and thought for a while, then looked down at the roast chicken in his hand, and asked as if discussing: "It's okay if you don't go back to the 33rd Heaven, but you will make me roast chicken later on." Do you want to eat?"

"Of course." Fu Xiu is very talkative, "I also have a younger sister, she is thousands of years older than you, and she doesn't like to listen to me anymore."

Dong Ling ate what was in his mouth seriously, but he also looked at Fu Xiu, indicating that he was listening carefully, "She likes to eat something I make just like you."

"Oh!" Tang Ling happily waved the meat of the chicken butt in his hand, "Did you make this yourself?"

"Ah."

"The food you cook is so delicious, will you often cook it for me in the future?" Dong Ling's eyes were shining brightly, but he didn't notice Fu Xiu's eyes that were suddenly bent.

Fu Xiu readily agreed, and then stretched out his hands very naturally, passing through Dong Ling's armpit and hugged him in his arms.

Dong Ling consciously found a comfortable position, and then let Fu Xiu wipe his mouth clean, before saying, "Brother Fu Xiu, I'm not full yet."

Fuxiu's eyebrows were curved, and the sweet and soft child in his arms made him feel very happy. After burning the dirty handkerchief without leaving any traces, he stood up and said, "You just ate it, but it's pure Bloody Three-Eyed Golden Crow, you can’t eat spiritual things these days, you know.”

"Three-eyed Golden Crow?" Dong Ling opened his mouth, holding Fu Xiu's neck with both hands, and exclaimed, "I went to wait for a long time by the lacquer tree, but I couldn't wait for a Golden Crow to fall, so brother is free. Only then will they catch me some delicious food, and they always let me play in the mud on weekdays."

Fu Xiu's laughter was very nice, only when Dong Ling thought about it, he heard Fu Xiu say: "The food that Di Ye found for you is also very good."

"That's true." Dong Ling pouted, and his two short legs were happily swinging back and forth in Fu Xiu's arms, "I always have a stomachache for a few days after eating, but then I feel like I still want to Eat some more to be satisfied."

The two talked while walking, Dong Ling didn't notice that Fu Xiu's speed was getting faster and faster, until the two of them changed places, he suddenly realized that the surrounding scenery seemed to have changed all over again.

"Where is this place?" Dong Ling opened his mouth, looking at the clusters of flowers all around, all pure white, like everything made up of clouds.

"This is where you will live in the future." Fu Xiu hugged Dong Ling's back, and carried him into the barrier, "This is the city of the sky, located above the East China Sea, and below is the lotus of the chaotic green lotus." The stem serves as a support."

"Oh." Tang Ling expressed his agreement, then swayed his legs, pointed to the surroundings, and said, "Where is my place?"

"You want to live with me." Fu Xiu's voice was very gentle, and the voice was so low that Dong Ling couldn't refuse - although he didn't intend to refuse.

Fu Xiu put Dong Ling on the soft bed in the inner room, then smiled and took out a set of clean clothes placed on the side, and said: "Hey, change out the dirty clothes."

"Okay." Before Dong Ling could move by himself, he saw that Fu Xiu had already reached his collar, he blinked, then obediently raised his fleshy chin, and asked Fu Xiu to take off his clothes.

"Who took care of you in the past?" Fu Xiu was a little surprised seeing Dong Ling being so cooperative.

"My brother." Dong Ling said very naturally: "In fact, at the beginning, a mother-in-law with many hands took care of me, but one day she suddenly wanted to eat me, and I killed her, and then my brother took care of me personally. me."

"How old were you at that time?" Fu Xiu asked differently.

Dong Ling tilted his head and fell into the memories. After a while, he frowned and asked: "I'm 19 years old, I can't remember clearly."

Fu Xiu smiled and touched Dong Ling's head, then said: "Then you are very powerful."

"Brother said the same thing." Dong Ling replied in a crisp voice, and then said: "Actually, after I killed that old woman, I felt a little sad."

"She has multiple hands, and she can comb my hair, dress me, feed me, and wipe the table at the same time," Dong Ling looked a little unhappy, "but she actually wants to eat me."

"It's not surprising," Fuxiu gently touched the child's head, "The dragon clan is full of treasures. You were just born at that time, and you were still in the form of a baby. If she could really eat you, then After practicing for a while, I'm afraid she will become an evil dragon."

"An evil dragon with many legs?" Dong Ling blinked, "I haven't seen it yet."

Fu Xiu also blinked, and said: "Have a lot of legs? The original body of the mother-in-law who served you is..."

"It's centipede essence." Dong Ling smiled, showing his small white teeth, and was satisfied to see Fu Xiu's not-so-good-looking face. After a while, he suddenly patted his head, as if suddenly realizing, "I want to Forget that you are a flower."

If it is a flower, it will be afraid of those insects, he understands this.

Then Dong Ling touched Fu Xiu's face seriously with his own little hand, and said, "Don't be afraid, I will protect you from now on, and won't let those bugs bully you."