[Cultivation] My world is a book

Whether it was a few months ago, or a few days ago, or today, everyone is in a state of mess in the wind.

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When the head of Lingxiao received the invitation, he really wanted to throw this big red bullshit on Zhang Shishui's face - because he had a very shabby master, but the head of Lingxiao finally held back This kind of roaring **, because, if it is said that he was cheated, Zhang Sheshui was definitely the worst one to be cheated by his master.

This honest and sincere disciple lowered his head and put his hands in the middle of his hem, looking stiff and uncomfortable.

And on the bridge of his nose, right in the center, was a red mark, which looked like it had been whipped by some blunt object.

This discovery made the head of the Lingxiao faction feel a little uncomfortable. As the saying goes, beating a dog depends on the owner.And the person who hit someone didn't care about his face as the head of Lingxiao at all, which made him feel a deep displeasure, so there was a little displeasure in his words that he didn't even notice: "Who did the beating?"

"Huh?" Zhang Sheshui didn't react.

——In the eyes of the head of the Lingxiao faction, he was just pretending to be stupid.

"Let me ask you, who caused the red marks on the bridge of your nose?"

Zhang Sheshui touched his nose in a daze, and when he touched the redness, he gasped in pain: "I accidentally dropped it."

The head of Lingxiao sneered from the bottom of his heart.

... In such a case, someone must believe it!

The head of Lingxiao closed the invitation in his hand, or, to put it another way, it was called a wedding invitation.The person who made the happy marriage on the wedding invitation is Yu Lian, who is an elder of the Lingxiao sect. His seniority is so high that the head of Lingxiao will call him senior despite his name; The other one overturned the three views of many people in just a few days-the former master of the Tianyin vein of the demon way, now a disciple of the Taiheng Sword Sect of the righteous way, and even seduced Su Ying, Yu Lian, Xie Lian with his flirtatious and passionate love. After Luxi and others, with the (dou) misfortune (wo) water (wan) body of pouring (ni) country (zhe) pouring (shi) city (zai), turned a group of people into love brains, and finally practiced There was an uproar in the world.

However, the head of Lingxiao wanted to dig a hole for all these people and bury them.

——This group of disgraceful scumbags.

That's right, it was Yu Lian.

Is it a good thing to have two demon masters?No, it's clearly because of his incompetence as the head of the sect, he couldn't keep the talents in his own sect, and they all betrayed the sect.It doesn't count if you betrayed, all of them went to the devil's way and became the devil's master, what would other people think... There is no way to teach?Unknown?Can't tolerate people?

The head of Lingxiao felt that these two people were his fate.

That's right, it also includes Da Zi Zai Tian——

It's the same even if he and Da Zizaitian, or Pengpeng, grew up together.

The head of the Lingxiao sect took another look at Zhang Sheshui. This hard-working messenger still looked confused. Obviously, he would not seek his own affairs if he was not in his position. He obviously couldn't consider the sadness of the head of Lingxiao.The head of Lingxiao took a deep breath, looked at the weather outside the hall where it was still raining sporadically, and wondered if the excuse of "it was too rainy to get out of the house" could be dealt with—— But so what if you don't go, it will only make people look down on the head of the Lingxiao faction even more.

The world is always full of things that people want to escape, but the reason why sorrow is sorrow is that it has nowhere to escape.

As a senior procrastinator, although the leader of Lingxiao can't completely avoid this matter, it is still possible to delay for a few days.However, a few days later, he suddenly regretted it - as the leader of the faction, the head of Lingxiao received the news a few days earlier than the others, but he insisted on delaying it a few days later, so he caught up with the peak It's time.

"Tickets for the once-in-a-thousand-year Double Cultivation Conference are on sale! One ticket only costs 690 and nine spirit stones. Don't pass by if you miss it." The leader of Lingxiao shrank his feet, and a loose cultivator with a large bag on his back almost stepped on him .

However, there are too many people around, and there are even a few guys who don't look easy to mess with. In contrast, the delicate face of the head of the Lingxiao faction looks very harmless, but he is wearing very beautiful clothes. Cassock——for the head of Lingxiao himself, this is considered plainclothes travel, disguised in disguise, so simple and poignant.

He obviously didn't expect that there are so many terrible poor ghosts in this world.

But after a while, the head of Lingxiao was surrounded by a large group of casual cultivators who were young and ordinary. Most of them were beautiful. The head of Lingxiao didn't want to describe the effect in detail.

He was a little restless.

Tsk tsk, look at the young man on the left, with fair skin, the head of Lingxiao looked at him for two seconds, then he lowered his head shyly and grinned, and then the head of Lingxiao looked at the vegetable leaves between his teeth, feeling his back There is a tingling sensation crawling over it; look at the little girl on the right, with facial features, but she has a mole on her left face!only one!Not symmetrical!How can this be tolerated? !The head of the Lingxiao faction, who was suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder, wished he could kneel down, and took a pen to mark another mole on her right cheek.

Not to mention those with crooked collars, those with wrong buttons, those with unconventional styles and deliberately wearing asymmetrical clothes, and some who are naturally not clean.

Fortunately, regarding the point of cleanliness, the master of Lingxiao has been baptized by the Ziyun Temple...Wang Xuechan who practiced laziness, and he can already hold back his disgust.

However, when it comes to Ziyun Temple, there is a figure that looks familiar from a distance... Fuck...

The head of Lingxiao wanted to take a walk even when he was rolling and crawling, but he really chose a place for himself that was inconvenient to slip away. He was surrounded by casual cultivators on the inner three floors and the outer three floors, like stars arching the moon. , he really couldn't jump out of it quietly.Therefore, the head of Lingxiao was arrested.

"Hey, Xiao Yang... Long time no see." The other one obviously didn't know what it means to be clean and tidy, so he squeezed in from the crowd and grabbed the back collar of the leader of Lingxiao with one hand. .

The head of Lingxiao was stunned.

Did he wash his hands?Did he wash his hands?Did he wash his hands?

Because this question is really important it has to be repeated three times.

——This person is the apprentice of the sloppy god Wang Xuechan, who knows if he will be taught some strange theories by his master.The so-called famous teacher produces excellent apprentices, but there is another saying that the upper beam is not upright and the lower beam is crooked. Let’s take Lingxiao School as an example. For example, there was an unreliable master named Yu Lian. Reliable.

...Oh, by the way, this does not include Zhang Shishui.

The head of Lingxiao has no dissatisfaction except that he occasionally dislikes him for being too dull and unable to understand the subtext.

The head of Lingxiao turned his head expressionlessly, knocked away He Daozhi held his hand at the neckline, and said coldly, trying to show that the two of them were unfamiliar: "Please call the full name, otherwise use the honorific title."

He Daozhi rubbed over with a grin: "Why are you so unfamiliar...and, are you sure you want to call you here...well, that?"

He refers to the title of head of Lingxiao.

The head of Lingxiao swept around subconsciously, and fell silent involuntarily.That's right, it's all caused by Yu Lian's unhealthy tendencies. He believes that if he really exposed his identity in this place, he might not be able to get off this cloud boat one by one—bah, he should have It’s just right to go out every day. A few days ago, there was a special cloud boat for VIPs, which was grand and spacious, but now it has been rented out.Or he can drive the school's own cloud boat, but it's just that things like cloud boats are all about ostentation, and it's really ugly for him to run over alone.As for why not bring some disciples to support the scene...

Bah, he doesn't want to support a rebellious disciple like Yu Lian!

Just to let him know that he has severely offended the head of Lingxiao, and he holds a grudge against the head.And, just in case... well, not in case, someone has already brought up this bad atmosphere.What if he brought his disciple over there, and the disciple looked at the scene so magnificently, what should he do if he yearned for it?

From then on, the students of Demon Dao were reserved by Ling Xiao? !

Then what else is he going to be the head of, he might as well go and snatch the demon lord with Yu Lian... However, talking about this is another sad thing, even if the head of Lingxiao wants to snatch it, he can't, because he can't beat it.

Those who hear it are sad, and those who see it cry.

The leader of Lingxiao couldn't help being silent: "Then you can call me by my nickname."

It's not that Lingxiao's head is boasting, at least, his nickname is quite nice, called Mingyueke, although the source is because he is really picky about how he behaves in the world, and he was complained about by the Guanghan Palace in the sky, so he can tolerate such a clean freak like you Symmetry plus obsessive-compulsive disorder, such a name came, just like Yu Lian's Kuzuo boy, it was a little bit ironic.Therefore, there are not many people who call it this way, and even fewer people know it.

But this does not hinder at all, the head of Lingxiao is complacent.

Look at his nickname, how gentle and refined, it's much better than Yu Lian's vulgar Dongtian Sword Master!

... Yes, he can only find self-esteem from this.

Oh no!certainly not!He is much stronger than Yu Lian!Otherwise, why is he the head of the sect and Yu Lian is not?

But He Daozhi didn't know that in just a few seconds, the head of Lingxiao had already turned thousands of thoughts in his heart, and he just froze for a moment: "What nickname do you have? ... Are you arrogant?"

... What the hell is this?

The head of Lingxiao blushed with anger, this person deserves to die, and said: "...what is death and tsundere!"

It's useless to use such a word that you know it's not a good word when you hear it as a nickname!There are many nicknames used to ridicule in Zhengdao, but they are basically obtained very implicitly. If you just look at the surface, you can't see the meaning of ridicule.The head of Lingxiao stared at him viciously. If He Daozhi didn't give him an explanation here, he would definitely make him look good.

"Damn Tsundere..." He Daozhi was still smiling, "This is a new word invented by Lu Chenxiao."

The head of Lingxiao stared at him coldly.

"Don't be unhappy, everyone is proud of being a 'dead tsundere' now! This is what Lu Chenxiao said to describe Xie Luxi, by the way, how did he say it... Oh, yes, called □□It's hard to say in my heart. You always know Xie Luxi, and words related to him should not be considered bad words. "

Even if it's not a bad word, you still shut up for him!

...Besides, what does it mean to have a hard time saying □□? !

When does he fall in love... Oh, no, it should be like this—when does he have a hard time speaking, he has always been very frank, okay?

The head of Lingxiao really wanted to chat with He Daozhi about the principles of being a human being, but the other party looked indifferent. Obviously, at least he was fooling around. He Daozhi still inherited Wang Xuechan's fine tradition.Moreover, all those who tried to teach Ziyunguan to be a man have basically regretted it to death, and the head of Lingxiao will not do this job of "jumping down while watching the trap".

He was silent for a while: "Then Xie Luxi let others call him that?"

"No, he almost fought desperately with Lu Chenxiao for this title, and had a duel to make Lu Chenxiao shut up."

"Losing?"

"Won."

"Then why are you still so arrogant?" What about the basic quality of willing to bet and admit defeat? !

"That's why you don't understand." I approached He Daozhi with a very understanding face, "The so-called beating to death and not admitting that you are deadly arrogant is also a manifestation of deadly arrogant!"

The head of Lingxiao couldn't help but fell silent.

——This is equivalent to having a shit bowl on your head, so you can't fucking refute it?

No, there is still a way to refute it.

The head of Lingxiao stared at He Daozhi with sideways eyes, and snorted coldly: "Dead Tsundere."

He was smug about his cleverness.

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Later, waiting for the cloud boat to sail to the destination.

After getting off the boat, the head of Lingxiao was surprised to find that the whole world had turned into a deadly tsundere.

...What to do, I feel a little tired.