[Hunter] Secret Lover

Like other travelers, I jumped to the back door after visiting the gate of trials.

What, you say I have no backbone?Then what about dear?Do you think I should open the door of trials openly, or else I won’t be able to get in?

Peat, noble and sneer three times for you.Just relying on my hands to push open the door of trials?None of them are possible, okay? Thank you!

For me, the mentality of hitting a swollen face to make a fat man has been honed in Meteor Street, but this does not mean that face is considered a wool in Meteor Street. On the contrary, everyone is desperate for face. I don’t know how much self-esteem high.We just learned one thing: flamboyance without meaning is foolishness; beliefs that are kept in our hearts and obeyed are self-love.

At a time like this, Sanmao is naturally easier to fool, and it will be ok with some fried chicken doses of anesthetics.

Directly ignoring Uncle Ji Burong's advice, I only smelled an unbearable stench when I rushed into the back door.There is no doubt that I am tired of smelling such a familiar smell in Meteor Street. It must be emitted by those people who were eaten.Ha, should I say that it stimulates the nasal cavity just right, and it turns me on instead?

The huge white monster was lying lazily in the woods of Kukulu Mountain. It sensed the intrusion of outsiders. After casting a glance at me, its eyes suddenly became fierce. I'm coming.

Fuck, like!It's so similar!In Meteor Street, I don’t know how many times those guys cast lazy and indifferent eyes on me, but once they found or smelled the smell of food, they would suddenly pounce on me with full of energy!

I casually grabbed a piece of uneaten human bone and threw it to Sanmao. As expected, this guy was very vigilant, and outsiders would not give it a second look. He was really well-trained. Mix it in the food and throw it to it.

And I always felt that after I threw a bone to Sanmao, this guy became even more angry, as if he was angry 'It's just a piece of food (referring to me), how dare you throw a bone to it like the owner' or something like that.

Sanmao ran very fast, and when he was about to rush in front of me, he jumped into the air, trying to throw me down. This is the inevitable move of a beast before tearing up its prey. It actually thought it could swallow me so easily?Depend on!It's just a Warcraft.

I dodged and jumped onto an ancient tree in the woods of Kukulu Mountain. Sanmao missed the shot, becoming more and more anxious and fierce, trying to reach me by pulling the ancient tree where I was.I leaned over and looked, no, this beast only stretched out its paws but didn't open its mouth, and the anesthetic couldn't go in.

Ancient wood is ancient wood, but it can't withstand the tossing of Sanmao, which weighs nearly eleven tons.

Damn it, if I hadn't come to join the enemy Hakkas to apply (you still have this self-consciousness?), I would have chopped off the claws of this beast and let it swallow it by itself! !

What should I do now, change to another tree?No, going on like this is not an option, on the contrary it seems that I am too incompetent... Ah, it can be done like this!

I stood quietly on the top of the tree and waited for the ancient tree to be destroyed by Sanmao. Seeing that I was not running away, the beast thought I had given up, and excitedly gave me an "ow" sound, almost spraying the smelly saliva on my face.

I wipe, fried chicken is disgusting!I looked at the yellowish unknown secretion on the tree with lingering fear, and thought a little pity, why didn't this beast open its mouth wider just now?

Not more than a second, not less than a second, and after 1 minute, the tree finally fell, and the bloody mouth was approaching——

I threw three three-liter cans of narcotics at the same time as I jumped, and the person leaped to another tree along the thin string tied to the other wrist.

There is no way, the only way to lure this beast to speak is to make it think that I am its food.So even if the old tree falls, I can't run, or I will lose all my success.And my throwing ability is absolutely sure that I can throw nearly ten liters of liquid while taking off without shaking my hands.When Sanmao broke the ancient wood, the thin thread I prepared earlier was tied to another adjacent tree.

Now, this behemoth should also sleep obediently.

"Really, what are you doing, it's just a watchdog, you have to look like a dog!!"

After arrogantly speaking the last line, I was still dangling in the air so proudly that I couldn’t catch it. I even took it for granted: Wow, everything is over~

"Ow--!!"

Next door to Mary!No way! !I stared back at San Mao who leaped into the air again, my little heart was pounding: Don't do this, hey!I'm in the air now, how can I escape, my ability to stay in the air is completely scumbag, okay?Sudden changes in direction in the air are even more impossible, do you think I am Vulcan Taiga + Rukawa Kaede (something strange has mixed in)? ! !

In a hurry, I swung towards Sanmao with the weak strength of the thin rope, and the thin rope also struggled to wrap around Sanmao's neck, only this direction was out of Sanmao's attack range!

Soon, it will be successful! !

I was ecstatic for the upcoming success, and I haven't had such ups and downs in a long time, I suddenly found that I was cheating again, motherfucker!Can anyone tell me exactly why?Obviously Sanmao is already strangled by me, why can he still turn his head and bite me=口=? ! !

This unscientific!

Could it be that the old idiot of God would rather open a window for a monster than open a window for me? !

Soon I won't have time to complain any more, it's getting closer, it's getting closer!Those thick white teeth are getting closer and closer to me! !

The expected pain did not come. For a moment, I even suspected that there were too many old wounds on my body, so I didn't feel the pain.

"Crack, click, click - click!"

...And what is this sound like breaking glass?No, no,—it is harder than glass!

Very good, but when I opened my eyes, I was scared to pee on myself.

The anesthetic finally took effect, and the big dog finally gouged out my eyes before falling down heavily. The most important thing is that Sanmao's dark white teeth no longer exist! !In short -

Mom, the cute dog's teeth were smashed by the vicious me, blah blah [Mud!

But what happened just now, uh... hurry up and think back, Mi Weiya!Well, I remember, I seemed to punch subconsciously (it is the standard movement of turning the head and pushing forward when a girl is afraid =_=), and then the fist just hit the sharp tooth that Sanmao was biting towards me ...

【Jian】Well, I used it inadvertently, so Sanmao's teeth suffered.So Sanmao's situation is the real version of '(being) knocked out teeth and swallowed blood'? ?Pfft, it's so cool to think about it~

↑ Having said that, I’m just bullying a dog, what am I proud of (hide my face).

Anyway, this should have been the best ending, otherwise my other hand would have been bitten off, so I can gloat about it: the beast deserved it.

But I haven't really expected that [Jian] has such great power. After all, Sanmao is a monster, so why is he playing with the enemy Hakka with bad teeth?

——Sure enough, all this can only show that I am really awesome [Hey!

Just as he was intoxicated with himself, there was a burst of soft applause, accompanied by a few inarticulate babbling sounds, which seemed to be something, "Ah... ah, eh, auntie is great, pa, put, put the dog Hit...it flew away! Fly~ Woohoo %#&*~$￥..."

I was shocked, but when I looked around, I could only see San Mao's huge figure, and when I looked up, I could only see the continuous shade of trees and the dazzling sunlight.Damn, it should be on the top, but because the sun is too harsh and the field of vision is limited, I can't find it at all.

It was only later that I realized that my worry was completely unnecessary, because the dripping saliva would lead me to find him.

Yes, drool.

What?saliva? ! !

As shown in the picture below, my expression suddenly became very rich——

=_=→=mouth=→=dish=##

The volume of a drop of saliva is about one cubic centimeter, plus the density of water, the resistance of the air, and the distance from the saliva to me, the process of the saliva dripping on me takes a total of 0.07 seconds, even if you are 007, you can’t avoid it The saliva attack!

But tremblingly, I wiped the unknown liquid on my neck and hair, and I still wanted to shout: What's going on?Labor and management have a slight cleanliness (crazy)! !

The fluffy dumpling that fell from the sky stopped me from going crazy. The little thing has messy silver hair and incredibly soft bones. He is only about two years old and has a milky fragrance on his body.Ah, - it would be better if the guy didn't drool while biting his fingers.

I stared at him blankly, and when he fell down, my hands consciously held his small body.My reaction is not so much that I was overly frightened, but rather that it was formed naturally. If there are too many emergencies, is it just like this?

"You, have you turned into a jerk and asked me for your life?" I used to step on my jerk to vent my anger when I was forced to climb a mountain, so my words are definitely well-founded, and I don't want to say cold Jokes make children happy!

"What is Huo, Huo Lazi?" The little guy asked crisply, poking his fingers.

"It's the big, emerald green caterpillar. After being crushed, the blood of the spicy pepper is the same color as the vegetable juice~"

As soon as the little guy heard the disharmonious words, his eyes were blurred with tears, and he complained to me in a sobbing voice, and hiccupped while talking, probably because he had eaten too much lunch: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Hiccup, trampled to death, huh?"

Compared to this, what I want to say more is: Xiao Qiya is too cute o(≧v≦)o~~! !

The author has something to say: Sincerely, the dedicated manuscript box, everyone should have guessed that it is Qi Ya~

ps: how many people are left after v, let’s report the number qaq

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