[Hunter] Secret Lover

The distance from home to school is not long, so I didn’t buy a bicycle, and on the way I had to pass through a garden with a shortcut, which was also the place where Ari and I met for the first time.

Uh...but don't get me wrong, Ari is not my boyfriend, it is a little female cat, probably the breed of black raccoon(?).

Speaking of Ali, I’m actually a cat lover, uh… well, I really like cats as long as they are cats, but tigers, lions and leopards are not easy to get (so you can get them if you can) ←_←), the risk factor is relatively high, so I’d better like cats obediently.

The experience of picking up Ali is completely different from the novel. In the rain curtain, a thin kitten meowed when it saw me, and when I waved it, it obediently posted it, and then I hugged it gently and said, "Does the kitty live alone? Let's keep company in the future" and so on...

— Absolutely nonexistent!Ari won't give me this kind of fantasy space tat!

This guy was just attracted by the smell of the takeaway in my hand and didn't run away for a while, and I happened to be tormented by the novel and wanted to subdue a kitten with my tenderness, so it was a tragedy!

I just "meow~" Ari stared at me like a monster, turned around and was about to run, I was also anxious, and it turned out...

——As a result, in a hurry, I went up to catch this guy like a wolf!As a human being, I lost all my face, there is no qaq!

Then I was bitten a few times, with a few bloodstains, and was laughed at by teachers and students for a long time the next day orz

Ari was forced to run around after being taken home by me, but after I had suffered so much, I became more and more unwilling to let go, so I wanted to just run away? --no way!

So Ari was forced to be kept at home by me. At first I didn’t touch the food I gave it. Later, when it was hungry and passed out, I forcefully fed it food and water. This thing is also powerful. Don't forget to bite me when you're dizzy =. =

From now on Ahri will no longer refuse my food, but he is still quite resistant to my people.Up to now, its attitude towards me has improved a lot, but as soon as I fed it, it pretended to be deaf—no matter how I called it, it ignored me, and it was very annoying. In fact, I just wanted it to be cute. ah there wood there_

///<)o, and my situation is indeed quite suitable: Uncle Mei has a son, and the son has no mother, and this son just likes a certain woman of the right age, so...Speaking of it, the principal is really a beauty Uncle is here, if you really make me a mistress, who might be cheaper. )

↑ Wait for the power, Wei Ya, why are you so swollen that you can be so useless, where did you think of it? (≧▽≦)/~!

Cough, go on.

In fact, I know not only mathematics, but also English, Chinese, geography, history, etc., but I remember when I first came here...

As soon as I woke up, I just said "Thank you (Chinese)", and immediately stunned everyone. The principal also said: "Is this a minority language (Japanese)?"

Well, even if I am a minority and escaped famine, how could I understand what the principal said?

Realizing that I might have said something wrong, I quickly added, "I'm sorry, what I just wanted to say was actually 'thank you' (in Japanese)."

"Oh~" At this moment, the people around the bed looked suddenly enlightened.

The principal asked again: "May I ask if this lady can teach?"

"Yes, there will be many!" Before coming here, I heard that the person who kindly took me in was the principal. Is this planning to make me a teacher?

"What will happen?"

"English, Chinese, Geography, History, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Mathematics."

"Oh, it seems that we really picked up a lady who thought she was versatile."

"..." You are the young lady, and your whole family are all young ladies! !

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The principal suddenly didn't notice my complaints, and looked at me with bright eyes, "Then let me test your academic level, okay?"

"Yes."

"Excuse me, do you know the average annual climate of the Republic of Batokia (do I need to say where this place is ←_←) (geography question)?"

"What? I only know the annual climate in Brazil."

"Brazil, what's that???"

"..." ←_← No way, did I say something wrong?

"Forget it, the next historical question, who was the first king of the Balsa Islands (later base of Chimera ants)?"

"Sorry, I only know the name orz of the emperors after Qianlong in the Qing Dynasty"

"Um... well, then do you know the basic traits of the famous Kuruta tribe's fiery red eyes (biological question)?"

"..." Am I really from this world? Fuck, fuck, tpant! ! !

At the end of the memory, it was really embarrassing at the time, and finally I found that I was still the most suitable for teaching mathematics, so I settled down.

Thinking about it this way, I am actually not completely amnesiac, it’s just that there are too many memory fragments in my head, some of which I can remember and some of which I can’t.

...don't know why, I suddenly have a sense of 'I'm an alien' pride (hey=dish=!).

As soon as I entered the kitchen, Ari, who jumped out of nowhere, yelled at me a few times, which meant to remind me not to forget to serve her food, and then walked away lazily, with small steps. It's very leisurely, and it made me angry: If it weren't for the cuteness of your delicate body, I would have caught you and beat you up ←_←!

By the way, Cook is also quite cute, but every time after making me angry...

Sighing, I still sent a text message to the little devil, "It will be cold if you don't come back."

Well, it’s decided, tonight I’ll eat the tomato egg noodles that Ahri hates the most (←_← Sure enough, this guy still remembers what happened just now)!

after an hour--

I looked at the sky depressingly, it was already getting dark and the little devil still hasn't come back, what kind of trouble is this guy going to do?

After waiting for another three or 10 minutes, I finally realized something was wrong: it was completely dark, now is not the time to be angry, if the little devil is in danger, I will have to walk away without food!

Grabbing the key, I ran out the door exhausted——this is the tragedy of the proletarian working class qaq!

"Cook!"

"Where are you, Cook!"

"Cook, answer!"

"Huhu...huu..." Panting like a dog in embarrassment, it means that I am powerless orz

"You actually ran dozens of laps around this town... Should it be said that your physical strength hasn't dropped too much in the past two years?"

"……scare!"

"But after running so many laps but don't know to look up, should it be said that your IQ has dropped?"

"... How could a normal person think that you are on the roof, mouthhu=clay=!"

Looking up, the first thing I saw was the little devil Cook, who was struggling non-stop, with tears in his eyes and a look of panic on his face, really... I feel sorry for him ==

Secondly, what I saw was the blue-purple-haired beauty who trapped the little devil. Even though Cook was arching in her arms like a caterpillar, the beauty didn't show any impatience on her face, just...

"Honey, your breasts have been squeezed and deformed by the little devil."

*d^_^b*