[Hunter] Secret Lover

"So you're trying to say that it's wrong for me to have a low IQ so I'm not controlled by the drug 10086? If so, I'm really sorry, pants down. And this is the worst joke I've ever heard in my life, above."

The double-black boy blinked his eyes, I know it because I have been with the brigade for so long - this is a special expression of contempt expressed by trousers: "Paknotan... Sometimes I really feel that you know everything, but you always know everything. It's err... sadly stupid to care about things that don't really matter."

"I……"

In a dark night like today, I always feel that something is going to happen, but I can't control my mouth, "—you know, I'm not from Meteor Street, so I can't be like you. "

Kuluoluo accepted this sentence very calmly, and continued to be a scholar, "Well...can you describe it in detail? What kind of it is it?"

"Uh, specifically, when I want something, no matter how much I want it, under the influence of various unknown factors, I will say that I don't want it."

Trousers Luoluo suddenly became interested, and sat down cross-legged: "Is that why the motive in the book is unknown?"

"I don't know," I shook my head honestly, "Is it really okay for you to talk about these insignificant things with me? Shouldn't we talk about other things, such as how to escape from the control of the elders, and your The antidote, and the strong are ahead."

"But I'm not interested in those," Pants Luoluo tilted his head and showed cuteness, giving an example by the way, "Look, just like this time, I'm more interested in other things, so I decided not to talk about those old people, it's very simple An idea that is easy to implement. So...why not?"

"I really want to despise my own self-consciousness, lowliness, and habitual orz... Well, actually, I also think that the most despised person is a wimpy person like me, not a weak person."

Hearing this, Kuluoluo stared into my eyes very seriously.

"Tuyan, what do you want to do when your trousers fall, you will be ashamed~(^_^)~!" He lowered his eyelashes naturally.

↑ne, this shouldn't count as an escape...?

"Look up, Paknotan. You are obviously not shy at all," Kuluoluo seemed a little helpless, "You are just avoiding the question just now, well, then I will give you a chance, you really want to know my answer?"

"Oh, trousers, the full stop you just said should be changed to a question mark. And if you still have the self-consciousness as the protagonist of Xiaoyan, ask 'Baby, do you want the truth or lies', and then I will be very stupid, naive and naive Hopefully answering '...all of them' = dish =”

I vaguely saw a cross "snap" blooming on the forehead of the trousers falling orz...

"Pike, can you stop saying something that I don't understand, but it's definitely not good==? I can only tell you that you are indeed the object of my contempt now, but compared to those weak and useless creatures It's better to say."

"...You are not afraid that if you tell the truth, I will tear you apart =_,="

"Pike, in the same way, you should also use question marks to thank you =. = Look, you were a little upset just now, right? You can join me, um... as long as you are strong enough. Maggie used to have objections to me. I will vent my emotions in this way, why do you care about me, uh... I mean my thoughts."

——When you really want to do something, don't care what other people think, just do what you want.

↑ What Kuluoluo wants to tell me is probably, maybe, maybe... this meaning ==?

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I have to say, this idea is really - so exciting ==!

↑I think I'm going crazy too, same as them, and...pants==+

After being moved by this idea, I found that the trousers were still looking at me, and then... I blushed, cough, this time it was true.

"Hey, what are you doing=.=?"

"No, I just thought it was fun."

"interesting……?"

"Ah."

"..."

↑It seems that the trousers are not going to tell me what is interesting =. =

But when I later learned that the trousers were interesting and that he was interested in me, I admitted that it was indeed a very correct choice for him not to answer.

↑Because the interest in trousers refers to the kind of interest in unknown species, just like his interest in chimera ants-so to speak, I was indeed a strange person in his eyes=. =

"I want to talk now."

Sure enough, the trousers fell, "Want to talk? What do you want to talk about?"

"Yeah." I immediately reported the same answer as him, and then smiled at Ya's deflated expression.

I haven't been complacent enough yet, and the pants drop immediately disillusioned me.

"Why, this will calm you down?" At this moment, I delved into it, only to find that the eyes of the trousers were tolerant of my childish expression just now—fuck, I just asked this question deliberately following my little thoughts!My sister was tricked, is there any = dish = dish =!

"Girl..." Kuluoluo saw that my expression was wrong and mistakenly thought that I cared about the title, so he immediately put on an expression of 'ah, I can't help you, it's too naive' and changed his words, "Uh, maybe I should call you a woman ?……All right."

"Women are really easy to coax."

"..." I have to say that the trousers at this time are so scumbag-looking =.=!

Kuluoluo finally realized that he had been talking to himself, "Hey Parker, why don't you talk?"

"No, I just found out that it's enough for you to say it alone. Do you have anything else to do? It's okay. I'm going to sleep =. ="

"I have something to do. Well, Paknotan, can you do me a favor?"

"..." I'm relying on you to talk so much about something (#‵′) convex now!

"Pike doesn't want that expression. Besides, Nian has been practicing for so long, hasn't Paknotan discovered it? Sometimes even if we don't sleep, Nian can help us maintain our physical strength."

"Ah, I know I know, but it has something to do with my ability to read." I paused at this point, just now there was a fleeting pure black cross on my forehead when my pants fell down, did I see it wrong?No, I must have read that right.But he didn't say anything about the trousers falling, so I just pretended I didn't see it.

"Pike's ability?"

"You just know that I have been 'brainwashed' but can still maintain self-awareness, don't you know that my ability is related to memory." Seeing that the trousers were about to speak, I quickly stopped, "I can't tell you the specifics. Trousers , as you know, it’s better to have reservations about each other on this point.”

"But the favor I want from you may have something to do with it."

"........."

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I hesitated for a while, but still didn't agree, "You first tell me what you want me to help you with, and then I'll tell you whether I can help you or not."

"But this way, if you have selfish intentions, you can choose to help me or not."

I almost blurted out 'Are you asking for my help?' I bowed my head silently, because I almost said something hurtful just now.

"Alas..." The voice sighed, and the trousers seemed to be complaining about his inability to teach (==?), "Why didn't Paknotan speak just now? It's right to say it, like 'Are you asking me to help you like this? Chrollo Roussillo!' or something."

"But I can almost guess the reason why Pike didn't say it. Is Pike afraid of hurting our cooperative relationship? - It's okay, I know. Pike Notan is just angry that I don't believe you, right? "

"..."

↑How could this guy know?

Generally speaking, the sentence "Are you asking me to help you like this?" will make all listeners say, "I don't think Kuluoluo has an attitude of asking for help, it's too arrogant", right? ?

↑Why does this weird guy in front of me know the real meaning of my words because he is angry that he doesn't believe me=. =

~~o(>_<)o~~ Cough, let me introduce myself again in a very shy manner—the heroine is a returning product with a tsundere personality and a tendency to blow up hair.

↑ Dirt = dish =!

ps: Return goods = write up, down, left, and right are second-hand goods, and this word will accompany us for a long time in the future, cough =. =

After being shy, I suddenly found that the pants were not falling quite right, as if I was muttering something (?), uh... It was like reciting and getting stuck in the middle of it =. =

↑I suddenly had a bad idea...

"Pants drop, what terrible thing did you watch last night!"

"........."

I didn't get an answer, and angrily moved closer to listen to what the trousers left behind muttered——

"Uh, the next female pig's foot's answer was 'how did you know', and then I should have said 'because I'm Matsushima Yota', um, no, no! I should have changed my name to Kuluoluo! Otherwise, I'd have to Revealed blablablabla..."

"..."囧rz

"I'm so sorry, Chrollo Roussillo! You've--exposed----- =皮=#!!!"

"...!"

"Oh!"

"Hey Pike, it hurts, it hurts—!"

"It's just to make you hurt, otherwise what am I going to do to beat you up? It's making me angry!!!!"

"Wait for Paknotan—! I really have something to do! I was just joking! Really! Listen to me!"

"Steamed? I still cook it! See if I don't beat you to death——! If you believe me again, I will be xx, xxx!"

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Although afterward I found out that the pants drop was indeed a joke, but what does it matter?My intention from the beginning was to beat him o(︶︿︶)o

And this kind of play, which seems to be true and false, has been counted in this life, and it is only this time.

*d^_^b*