Small saccharin

In the early morning, the breakfast shop downstairs was already full of people coming and going.

Zhuang Jiuxi sat in the corner with a dark face, gnawing on the steamed stuffed bun in his hand, but the food that he usually likes very much is tasteless at this moment, and he can't taste it at all.

A pair of big hands next to him pushed the pumpkin porridge over, and then the man said in a low and gentle voice, "Don't choke."

"……Oh."

Zhuang Jiuxi raised his head to look at his handsome face, his eyes skipped the bite mark on his lips, and immediately looked away quickly, took the bowl and drank it one mouthful at a time as if nothing had happened.

As he drank, he raised his head quietly, caught sight of the man's expression out of the corner of his eye, and could vaguely see the corners of his upturned lips.

Brother Ghost is in a good mood.

Zhuang Jiuxi is quite autistic.

No guarantee for the late festival, no guarantee for the late festival!

Originally, he wanted to impress the two of them by running away from home, and everything was indeed going according to his plan, but Zhuang Jiuxi never thought that a drunk episode would bring such a big trouble.

The problem now is that he took the initiative to kiss Shen Yunqi, and in the morning, he bit the bullet and kissed Brother Gui for the sake of fairness.

And because of his madness, he bit the opponent's lips.

Ok……

After he took a bite to vent his anger, he was immediately regarded by Brother Gui as a confirmed relationship.

Thinking of this, Zhuang Jiuxi doubted life.

Is he an idiot? Why did he cover Shen Yunqi's mouth with kisses after he was drunk? Could it be that he was really bent?

Is he impure? ? ?

Depend on!

Thinking of this, Zhuang Jiu couldn't bear to eat, and felt depressed.

"Not to your taste?"

Mr. Li Gui glanced at the phone and said, "Then go home and eat, let Youyu cook for you."

Zhuang Jiuxi quickly refused: "No! I won't go back!"

The man looked sideways, watching his violent reaction suspiciously.

"..."

Zhuang Jiuxi bit the bullet and explained: "Actually... I think it's more comfortable to live here, and I want to stay for two more days, so you go back first, and I'll go find you after my vacation!"

The man stretched out his hand and touched his head, with tolerant tenderness in his eyes, he said softly, "I'll stay with you for as long as you want."

"Oh."

Zhuang Jiuxi drooped his head and sighed deeply.

Hey, what a gentle ghost brother, he is no longer the old patriarch who simply and rudely dealt with the cubs, but looks like a love brain who is in love.

He could have enjoyed Brother Gui who pampered him so much, but when he thought of all this in exchange for something... it felt weird.

Returning upstairs after breakfast, Zhuang Jiuxi turned around and finally found something was wrong, he felt a little bit in his heart, and asked cautiously: "Brother Gui, have you seen a... 1.6m figurine? "

Mr. Li Gui's expression was indifferent, and he said calmly, "It's in the basement."

Wasn't it directly destroyed into powder?

Zhuang Jiuxi replied nonchalantly: "Understood."

Mr. Li Gui took a deep look at him, the little brat's appearance of pretending to be innocent but unable to hide his secret joy can't be hidden from anyone, as long as he himself still feels that the clothes are perfect.

He spoke suddenly, with a low voice: "I know, you have been educated traditionally for so many years, and your sexual orientation has always been girls. You will definitely not be able to fully accept me for a while."

Zhuang Jiuxi was stunned for a moment, and then tentatively answered: "There is indeed a point. Hey, in fact, if Brother Gui is a girl, I don't have any worries. After all, you are so good to me, but you also know that I don't care about homosexuality. It's always..."

He bowed his head in frustration and stopped talking.

But the eyeballs are moving around, glancing at the other party from time to time, waiting for Brother Gui's reaction.

Maybe Brother Gui's heart softened for a while, so he decided not to force him anymore!

"Girls?"

Mr. Li Gui's expression was slightly weird, he pondered for a moment, and said: "Gender cannot be changed, if you really like girls' figures..."

"What?" Zhuang Jiuxi asked quickly.

Then he heard the man's deep voice, and said to him in a desperate tone: "Make a figurine of Shen Yunqi turned into a girl, and put it at home instead of Luna."

...?

...? ? ?

Zhuang Jiuxi was dumbfounded, "What... what? A figure of Shen Yunqi's sex-changing girl?"

"Ah."

Mr. Li Gui looked at him with encouragement, and said with relief: "You can treat Shen Yunqi herself as a girl, and ignore his feelings, I will take care of it."

Zhuang Jiuxi was shocked.

Brother Ghost, you really spare no effort to cheat yourself. I don't want to be sexually transferred, but it doesn't matter if another personality is sexually transferred?

Anyway, the embarrassment is that he is not you, right?

"This is unnecessary..."

He laughed dryly and said, "It's really unnecessary, why bother to hurt the harmony between you because of this kind of thing, let's think of other ways!"

What a joke!

What harmony is there between you?I don't want to have nightmares watching Lao Ba's sex change!

He slandered a few words in his heart, and firmly rejected the other party's proposal.

I thought this matter would come to an end, but to Zhuang Jiuxi's surprise, he saw a figure of a beautiful girl at home not long after.

Waist-length black hair, purple eyes with smiling eyebrows, a long skirt gracefully landed on the ground, "she" stood on the balcony, when the sun shone in on her cheeks, she seemed to be illuminated by holy light.

Zhuang Jiuxi was completely dumbfounded.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw Shen Yunxi leaning lazily not far away, holding a cigarette in his hand, without lighting it, just rubbing it slightly.

The man noticed his gaze, raised his eyebrows slightly, pointed to the sex changer on the balcony, and reminded leisurely: "Your ghost brother specially arranged it for you, do you like it?"

Zhuang Jiu analyzed: "..."

He looked at the bastard with a constipated face, and asked, "You didn't react when he humiliated you so sexually? Don't say that you died with him, how can you really let him do it???"

Shen Yunqi squinted at him, and said coolly: "After all, I'm just a concubine, and I'm not as favored as your main wife. You are nestled in his arms, coquettishly grooming, and drawing him in In the comics, it’s paired with the protagonist, and as for me, I can take advantage of the opportunity of changing hands to let you see more, and it’s more pleasing to the eye, so I wish for it.”

This tone can be described as mocking and sad.

Zhuang Jiuxi got goose bumps when he heard it.

"Don't, don't, don't... Calm down, you are so eccentric, what kind of concubine's wife, you are all alone, can you stop so much drama!"

He scratched the top of his head, desperately trying to explain: "I thought he was a spiritual father, so I asked him to groom, God knows you all have that kind of idea about me, as for pairing with the protagonist in the comics, it's even more nonsense! "

In order to explain, he said a lot: "The villain has been transformed into a beautiful girl by me. If you two change genders, I really don't mind hugging left and right!"

"..."

"........."

"…………"

As soon as Zhuang Jiuyan finished speaking, he suddenly became alarmed. He widened his eyes, looked at Shen Yunqi and then at himself, and murmured in horror: "Fuck...what the fuck did I just say?"

Shen Yunqi narrowed his eyes and looked at him, and slowly repeated his words: "You said just now that you changed your ghost brother's role in the comics into a beautiful girl."

Zhuang Jiu analyzed: "..."

Shen Yunqi continued to insert the knife, and asked leisurely: "You are so naughty, does your ghost brother know?"

"No, he didn't know, not only didn't he know, but he also proudly showed off to me, saying that in the comics you are the official spouse, this is why you have a good relationship and you can accept him but not me, and use this to convince me Make a sex change to please you."

Said, let out a sneer.