Small saccharin

When Bai Youlin woke up, it was eight o'clock in the evening, he looked at the time, his face changed slightly, even if he was working in the underworld, he had overslept.

Daddy Dog should have already downloaded it, maybe he is still howling and hungry, and he is looking for his ghost brother to make decisions for him!

Thinking of this, he quickly put on a 1.5-meter paper man, ran downstairs in a hurry, and met Zhuang Jiuxi who came in.

He froze for a moment, looked at the other party's dusty appearance, and asked in surprise, "Did you go out today?"

You know, this dog dad is more like a ghost than a ghost. As a real ghost, he yearns for three hours of wind time every day, but this guy can't wait to squat in the room 365 days a year and not come out.

Just as he was wondering, he suddenly heard faint voices in the yard. He couldn't make out the content, but he could vaguely hear the voices of two men.

someone is coming?

Bai Youlin poked his probe curiously, oh... so it's that crazy ghost... No——!

He suddenly widened his eyes, turned his head in disbelief, and asked Zhuang Jiuxi: "How do I see...that ghost brother of yours...seems like a human being? Has he finally cultivated a human form? Or has he found a human being that can possess him?" !"

"Ah."

Zhuang Jiu said expressionlessly: "He is a human being, and his body is still Shen Yunqi."

Bai Youscale:? ? ?

What a fool.

He didn't seem to understand, so he asked in a dull voice, "What... what do you mean?"

Zhuang Jiuxi sneered: "That is to say, Shen Yunqi and Mr. Li Gui are the same person. He is Shen Yunqi when he is awake during the day, and he will become Mr. Li Gui when he is unconscious at night. It is equivalent to a different kind of schizophrenia. Do you understand? ?”

"These two bastards still don't believe me, it's okay for that bastard Shen Yunqi to engage in conspiracy theories, but Brother Gui dare not believe me!"

Thinking of all the past, and looking at the present, I feel elated.

He was delighted, and Bai Youlin was completely stunned by the amount of information.

It took a long time for Da Er to barely digest the news, and hesitantly said: "That is to say... through his own efforts, my wild father finally allowed two men to coexist, and then I have two young mothers? "

Damn... to be able to enjoy the blessings of everyone like this, Zhuang Jiu analyzed what kind of stupid criticism, he is clearly the real big boss!

Thinking of this, he looked at his "father" in shock, without any reluctant contempt, just a gesture of admiration.

Zhuang Jiuxi's face was turned green by his title, and he scolded angrily: "Nie Zi, what nonsense! I have worked so hard to make them understand that I am the same person with the other party. What is this for? Of course it is because Shen Yun Xi knows that his perverted thoughts about me are wrong!"

He pointed Jiang Shan impassionedly: "He has the idea of ​​being close to me, it's just the illusion brought to him by Brother Gui, and now everything should be set right!"

"Putting out chaos and turning back and right!"

As soon as Shen Yunqi and Mr. Li Gui walked in, they heard these deafening four words, and were speechless for a while.

The brat worked so hard in the middle of the night, is this the idea?

Shen Yunqi squinted at him, and reminded: "I remember you still kissed us today, is this also brotherhood?"

"Who said brothers can't kiss on the cheek!"

Zhuang Jiuyan was full of confidence, and forced him loudly: "I did it as a stopgap measure, because I knew my ghost brother would be embarrassed, so I wanted to provoke him!"

"Besides! Look at his reaction after he came out. The first thing he did was reprimand me. What does this mean? It means that he is a steel straight man like me. You are the same person, so you must be a straight man. Do you understand? !"

He looked at Shen Yunqi with a contemptuous expression that I knew everything, and then asked Mr. Li Gui confidently: "Brother Gui, am I right?"

"……Um."

Mr. Li Gui replied slowly, "Everything you say is right."

Shen Yunqi:? ? ?

The fuck just agreed to end the internal strife and unify the outside world, so you betrayed into the arms of your dear brat? !

For the first time, Mr. Shen felt that he was being dogged by him.

Knowing that Wang Zhuang Jiuxi received support, he immediately raised his head and chest, and sat on the sofa, pointing at Shen Yunqi: "Since you and Brother Gui are the same person, I will accept you into our house for now, but You have to remember, here I am the head of the family, with absolute authority, and you are not allowed to offend the Patriarch again!"

As he spoke, he became excited, and with a bang, the fox ears on the top of his head popped out, unconsciously trembling in the air, and completely stood up.

Unexpectedly, Zhuang Jiuxi felt a little annoyed when his body was so shameless. He resisted the urge to go crazy. In order to establish his majesty, he forced his face to be tense, and fiercely patted the sofa with the tail of a fox, threateningly: "If you are disobedient, I will use this tail to make you allergic to death, do you understand!"

I'm afraid the little brat doesn't know yet, but his cheeks are blushing at this moment, and he has no deterrent power. On the contrary, the fiery red fox ears add a bit of beauty to him, and there is a kind of desire to refuse when he laughs and curses. Also welcome breath.

Just like a vixen pretending to be a tiger.

The corners of Shen Yunqi's lips were slightly raised, but in order to prevent the little vixen from becoming angry, he still held back his smile and cooperated solemnly: "Understood, owner."

"Ah."

Only then was Zhuang Jiuxi satisfied, he waved his hand, with an inscrutable expression on his face, and said flatly: "In this case, I will take back my supernatural powers, and I will not punish you in this way before you make a mistake. "

As he spoke, he sat cross-legged on the sofa and closed his eyes to rest his mind. The tips of the ears on the top of his head moved and slowly retracted.

In the next second, big cold hands held the hot fox ears.

Zhuang Jiuxi was startled, turned his head, and glared at Shen Yunqi: "You're going to die again!"

Saying that, he will dodge angrily.

At this moment, the man's big hand was on his shoulder.

Zhuang Jiuxi wanted to lean back, but happened to meet Shen Yunqi's face. The man blinked at him with smiling eyes, and whispered mysteriously:

"Shh, don't move."

what……

The little boy was a little confused, and in the next second he felt Shen Yunqi's big hand scratching his ear. The strength was neither light nor heavy, with a icy and cool touch, which just stopped the itching of the fox's ears. .

"Well……"

The vixen Zhuang immediately narrowed his eyes comfortably, surrendered completely, and obediently let the man massage him.

"You're pretty good at petting foxes, you don't look like you're allergic to animals at all."

He muttered something, and then suddenly realized, "Shen Yunqi, are you not afraid of allergies?!"

Zhuang Jiuxi looked up in surprise, just in time to meet the man's subtle and strange eyes.

Shen Yunqi still had fox ear fluff on his fingertips, but he didn't have any allergic symptoms at all.

Obviously, he was verifying this just now.

"How good!" Zhuang Jiuxi was dumbfounded. Can this kind of physiological problem be changed through fusion?

This is too illogical!

The little boy jumped up and touched the man's cheek, neck, and wrist with his hands. Every part was extremely cold. Gradually... He let go of his hand and returned to his original position, but his expression was ugly.

"Shen Yunqi, you..."

The man chuckled, and stated the facts calmly and calmly: "I should be in a state of death now, so I won't be affected."

Yes……

Shen Yunqi's body has no body temperature, and his heartbeat has stopped.

"You are really a ghost now!"

And Shen Yunqi seemed to have expected all this, so when Yuan Moyue reminded him at that time, his attitude was so calm.

Zhuang Jiuxi suddenly felt a little sympathetic. He reached out and patted the other person's shoulder, and comforted him: "You have some experience in being a ghost. It's no big deal if you die again."

This kind of comfort is the first time I have seen it.

Shen Yunqi took advantage of the situation and sat down, turned his head sideways and pressed it in his palm. The man looked at him with a smile, and said deliberately: "Then I will really pester you for the rest of my life, so that you can't marry a wife and have children."

"I didn't intend to marry a wife at all, as long as you don't become so perverted that you always take me as your wife."

Zhuang Jiuxi said angrily, "Look, you and Brother Gui are clearly the same person, but your thoughts are always impure!"

Shen Yunqi got up and pressed it against his ear, with the malice of breaking everything, he whispered softly: "Your ghost brother is so possessive of you, which affects my judgment of you, do you think this Is it just brotherhood, have you ever thought about it, or have been deceiving yourself, in fact—”

In the middle of his speech, his voice suddenly disappeared.

"Actually what?"

Zhuang Jiu analyzed his head sideways, turning his head in doubt, and his lips just brushed the other's cheek.

The man froze.

Immediately afterwards, he heard his faint voice say: "It's nothing, you don't need to listen to Shen Yunqi's nonsense."

"Brother Ghost!"

Zhuang Jiuxi immediately recognized it, and he said happily: "It's great to have you restraining him, save him from talking nonsense all the time."

"Ah."

Shen Yunqi was kicked into the depths of his consciousness, looking at himself who was bored, he almost laughed angrily, "If you cooperate with him so much, he won't be able to get enlightened until he dies."

"It's better than you keep teasing him and scaring him away."

Mr. Li Gui stubbornly refused to enter, and said lightly: "It doesn't have to be in the capacity of love, he just needs to stay by my side all the time."

Shen Yunqi was blinded by his anger, and said coldly: "Sooner or later, he will do to another girl what you dare not do to him."

The man whispered viciously: "Kiss, hug, or even share the same bed, then you and I will no longer matter..."

Then he was blocked by Mr. Ghost.

Shen Yunqi:? ? ?

He was shocked, was he so stubborn and stupid back then?Or, was this consciousness distorted by Zhuang Jiuxi later? !

According to the situation of Li Gui's personality, they may never be able to cooperate.