Small saccharin

After Shen Yunqi leaked out of jealousy, now there is another behavior of Yuan Baixing's loud voice exposing the mastermind behind the scenes.

#On thousands of postures of falling horses#

Zhuang Jiuxi seems to have a buff called "As long as you are within a hundred miles of me, you will all drop your wisdom" in addition to the trait of being poor.

For the next few days, Master Yuan, who had a guilty conscience, was lying low and playing a small role.

"Zhuang Zhuang, I'll accompany you to find something in the backyard~"

"Look, Brother Fox, this is the fried chicken coke I just bought from the mountain, let's have dinner together!"

"I've already cleaned the room, you are busy with your work."

A few days after Yuan Baixing consciously served as a babysitter, delivery man, coolie, etc., Zhuang Jiuxi's sullen face finally eased a little. He glanced at the other party and said lightly: "I know I'm wrong?"

"understood!"

Yuan Baixing obviously had a wealth of experience in admitting mistakes, so he immediately stood up straight to assure his attitude, and uttered an [-]-word self-criticism paper in one breath.

Zhuang Jiuxi snorted. It seemed that his anger was still there, but his attitude was much better. He glanced out of the window under the night and said, "Then let you cook today. I will take Youyu out to buy food. It's okay, right?"

"Of course no problem," Master Yuan was very self-conscious, "I promise to prepare dinner!"

The ghost boy who was watching was shocked.

Why didn't he know before that his dog father can not only bully ghosts, but also tame cats?

Then Zhuang Jiuxi picked him up and put him in his pocket, and went out with his father.

Zhuang Jiuxi rode an electric bike down the mountain as usual.

In the late autumn season, the cold wind whizzed down on his face like a knife-scratched pain. He wrapped up his windbreaker and opened it without blinking.

The big boy in his pocket was almost blown away as soon as he poked his head. He quickly grabbed his clothes and shouted with difficulty: "You still have to ride an electric bike in such a cold day. It's not that you don't have money. Change it." You can die with a car!"

Not to be outdone, Zhuang Jiuxi yelled back: "What do you know, you have to learn to drive a car, which costs money and time, how can it be as stable as my electric car!"

As soon as Bai Youlin opened his mouth, he took a big breath, rolled his eyes angrily, clenched his pockets tightly and stopped talking.

Forget it if you cut it to death!

Fortunately, this torture did not last long.

Zhuang Jiuxi parked his electric car at the entrance of the supermarket and went in to buy some snacks. When he was walking out, his phone rang suddenly. He glanced at the caller ID: "Mr. Yuan, hello."

Bai Youlin was stunned for a moment, he thought it was Yuan Baixing who was too lonely on the mountain calling, but as the conversation between Zhuang Jiuxi and the other party deepened, his expression gradually became weird.

Because he heard Zhuang Jiuxi calmly say to the other end of the phone: "Don't worry, I will trick him out, well, I have a way."

"Of course, you have to do what I say, otherwise it will definitely not work."

He hung up the phone.

Bai Youlin asked hesitantly, "Who are you talking to?"

"Yuan Moyue, Gege of the original master."

Zhuang Jiuxi lowered his head and said to him with a smile, "How about we give Yuan Baixing a surprise together?"

"..."

Bai Youlin was quite frightened by his smile, she shook the goosebumps on her body, her eyes were full of surprise, and she even doubted her life.

"Are you really my dog ​​daddy, aren't you possessed by someone?"

Zhuang Jiuxi is clearly a heartless fool, how could he laugh so horribly!

"Of course I'm your father." Zhuang Jiuxi gave him a contemptuous look, of course he wouldn't say that he was imitating Shen Yunqi's appearance to intimidate Bai Youlin, he snorted coldly:

"Yuan Baixing, this bastard, actually teamed up with Lao Wangba to trick me. It's fine to pretend to be a sister to lie to me about online dating, but now he is reporting my every move to Lao Wangba, so let's see how I prepare surprises for him."

The most important thing is that if the scourge of Yuan Baixing stays at home, it's fine to report to Shen Yunqi every day. Zhuang Jiuxi is most afraid that he will brainwash himself and let him open the harem...

Such a disaster, if you still want to break him, you must not stay!

Thinking so, Zhuang Jiuxi walked into the nearby pet shop.

Not long after, he came out with a small shopping bag.

Come back home.

Master Yuan has already prepared dinner, which is very hearty, including stewed chicken with mushrooms, pork ribs with scallions and instant noodles with braised beef.

Yes, three bowls of noodles.

This is already the limit of what Yuan Shirahoshi can cook!

Zhuang Jiuxi sat down and took a sip, and then took a sip of the soup to save face, "It's delicious."

Yuan Baixing became happy in an instant: "I knew it, I learned this cooking skill from my father!"

The two ate happily.

Bai Youlin couldn't bear to look at his stupid look anymore, this silly cat didn't know that this was completely the last supper...

Compared with Yuan Baixing, even Zhuang Jiuxi became dark and sinister.

After they had dinner, Zhuang Jiuxi rarely went to wash up and go to bed. He played games with them again, even until late at night. Finally, the three of them fell on the chair exhausted while cursing.

Yuan Baixing's face was dull, he couldn't distinguish east from west, north from south.

Zhuang Jiuxi patted Master Yuan on the shoulder, and said in relief: "Go take a bath, I will put all the water in the bathtub for you."

"Oh……"

Yuan Baixing stood up in a daze, and was supported by him into the bedroom.

Only Bai Youlin was left sitting there, he had long forgotten the initial entanglement, completely immersed in the pain of losing points, and said weakly: "After playing for a whole night, one star didn't increase, and instead, he lost his rank... ...I'm having a hard time."

"Meow--!"

A cat's scream suddenly resounded through the sky.

The ghost boy was startled, and he suddenly woke up. He looked in the direction of the bedroom, and suddenly thought of his pupils, which suddenly shrank. What happened? !

As he thought about it, he suddenly heard the sound of treading footsteps, and then saw Zhuang Jiuxi walking out with a pet box.

In that box, there was already a wet big white cat.

On the other hand, Zhuang Jiuxi was neatly dressed, with a smile on his face, as if he was a well-dressed scum who had ravaged a kitten, and said lightly: "It succeeded."

very scary!

The ghost boy was so frightened that he showed a frightened expression. He watched Zhuang Jiuxi walk out of the gate carrying the cat box, and he was still muttering to himself in shock: "Damn...what did the dog do to Yuan Baixing?"

"Is this still my father? Isn't he possessed by a ghost? It's so scary...I don't have time to escape now..."

At this moment, countless images of cat abuse appeared in his mind.

To whip...or to break a cat's leg?

The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, he quickly put on the paper clothes and followed, and from a distance, he saw two people outside the gate talking.

Under the night, the cold wind rustled, and the faces of the two of them were dim and mysterious.

The cat box was traded from Zhuang Jiuxi to Yuan Moyue.

In the distance, accompanied by the whistling wind, it seemed that Zhuang Jiuxi's laughter could still be heard, and he said, "Don't worry, he is so powerless now that he won't resist you at all."

——Sure enough, I broke my leg!

Bai Youlin was so frightened that he almost peed, so he continued to look down.

Yuan Moyue asked coldly: "Are you sure it will work for him?"

"Of course, you can open the box and inspect the goods yourself."

The two seemed to be engaging in some illegal transaction, playing a meaningful charade.

Not long after, Yuan Moyue opened the box and fished out the wet big white cat.

The next second, Yuan Baixing seemed to smell something, not only did not panic and resist, but let out a long cry: "Meow~"

It was delicate and sweet, and then the whole cat got tired of it in Yuan Moyue's arms, rubbing it back and forth desperately.

Just like a little Veela.

The inspection was successful.

Yuan Moyue nodded and said, "When you need my help, call that number anytime."

"no problem."

Zhuang Jiuxi watched them go away, closed the door, walked in, and when he looked up, he saw Bai Youscale trembling in the corner.

Guitong looked at him in horror, backed away tremblingly, and explained tremblingly: "I didn't see anything, don't kill ghosts to keep your mouth shut...I swear, I swear, you are still my good father, and I don't know anything. Speak out!"

"..."

Zhuang Jiuxi looked at him with an unfathomable face, and said lightly: "Really."

"Yes Yes!"

Bai Youlin nodded desperately, followed by a series of rainbow farts to curry favor with him, for fear of being killed by this terrifying ghost who took his father away.

Zhuang Jiuxi held back the smile on the corner of his lips, and enjoyed the big man's service. He didn't let him go until he was teased enough. He pondered for a moment and said, "If that's the case, let's spare your life."

Bai Youjian let out a breath of relief.

He followed his new father on the saddle, and seeing that the other party was about to leave, he finally couldn't hold back and asked, "So... what method did you use to make Yuan Bai Xing so obedient?"

Zhuang Jiuxi stopped slightly, turned around, smiled at him, and said, "Catnip."

Bai Youlin: ...? ? ?

"I soaked catnip in Yuan Baixing's bath water, let him turn into a prototype in a state of insanity, and then put it in a box and sent it back to Yuan Moyue.

Oh, by the way, I also asked Yuan Moyue to take a bath before coming, soaking catnip all over her body, the effect is quite good~"

After he finished speaking, he walked away lightly.

Bai Youlin lowered his head and searched on his phone:

Catnip, commonly known as the spring medicine for cats, is a plant that can make cats feel uncontrollable and ecstatic.

"..."

He didn't break his hands and feet, and he didn't do any horrible behavior, he just used a pack of catnip to trick Yuan Baixing!

Damn, there's no such thing as a terrifying boss who seizes Zhuang Jiuxi, and this isn't some new father, but his naive and wicked dog father! ! !

Bai Youlin's face turned green when he thought of his useless appearance of trembling to please the other party just now.

Gan!

Zhuang Jiuxi lay comfortably on the bed, and did not forget to send Shen Yunqi a message before going to bed:

[Mr. Shen, the original master who conspired with you has been sent back by me, what tricks do you have, just use it^_^]

I owe you.

This is completely killing chickens to scare monkeys, you bastards, you should be careful, bah!

Zhuang Jiuxi finished intimidating the other party, and fell asleep comfortably.

Not long after, a piece of paper Zhuang jumped into the dreamland and fell to the ground with a thud.

He raised his head in bewilderment, looked around, and found that he was not in the Buddhist hall, but in the courtyard.

Ok? ? ?

Ghost brother!

He jumped up, walked around on his short legs, and then found that there seemed to be a vague figure in the hot spring with white mist in the distance...