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After hanging up the phone, Zhuang Jiuxi never fell asleep again.

Although he said it very forcefully, it is undeniable that he is really curious about the next story, what happened to Shen Yunqi, and whether he succeeded?

Does this incident have anything to do with the Miemen massacre and the scars on his back?

It's a pity that Brother Gui is not here, otherwise we can discuss it, unlike now he can only make up his own brain.

Zhuang Jiuxi sighed, finally waited until the morning, and immediately took out his mobile phone to urge Yuan Baixing: 【Master, master, how did you steal it? 】

The master replied confidently: [I haven't stolen yet, I'll eat more delicious food to strengthen my courage! 】

Depend on!Is there a little bit of a master?

Zhuang Jiu analyzed the balance in the card, and he felt a little confident in his heart. He was stingy all his life, and said the most generous sentence at this time: [What do you want to eat?I'm here for a treat, there's no limit to the budget! 】

In order to solve all the mysteries, he has spent a lot of money.

Not long after, the other party replied happily, and then sent over a coordinate, Zhuang Jiu analyzed and went in to have a look: KFC.

"..."

He looked again carefully and was sure it was KFC, not some high-end restaurant near KFC that spent tens of thousands of dollars per capita.

With a skeptical attitude, Zhuang Jiuxi rode his little electric donkey past.

When he arrived, Master Yuan had already started eating. He had black hair and a red robe, and his face was like a peach blossom, but from his appearance, he had the aura of a mysterious warlock.

Too bad he was eating.

Master Yuan holds finger-licking plain chicken in his left hand and a glass of Coke in his right. There are ten KFC buckets on the table, four of which are now empty.

Zhuang Jiuxi sat across from him, picked up a fried chicken leg and ate a couple of bites, then casually told him what happened in his dream, and asked him what he thought.

Yuan Baixing listened while eating, and said vaguely when he was half full, "Shen Yunqi must like you very much."

"I asked you to express your thoughts on the things in your dreams, not to evaluate the pervert's thinking." Zhuang Jiuxi reached out and snatched the family bucket from his hand, scolding with a heavy expression: "And is it a good thing to be liked by a pervert? ? No, the way they like people is also perverted!"

"Except for my ghost brother, everyone in the Shen family is perverted!"

"Sounds like a love triangle."

Yuan Baixing started the love expert mode again, and said seriously: "Shen Yunqi likes you, you like your ghost brother, and your ghost brother also likes you, but you and your ghost brother want to be together, and you want to be together again. Shen Yunqi's help is inseparable."

"The problem is, Shen Yunqi likes you, he won't fulfill you and your ghost brother."

It was a long tongue twister, Zhuang Jiuxi was dizzy from being twisted, and he barely grasped a logic to correct it: "Shen Yunqi's liking is a perversion between the same sex, but Brother Gui and I are pure gay friends and even You can't confuse the liking of family relationship."

Yuan Baixing showed a disapproving expression.

With Master Yuan's understanding of love, he has already seen through everything, Shen Yunqi and Li Gui clearly want to like Zhuang Jiuxi one way or another!

But Zhuang Jiuxi didn't understand himself, so there was no way.

After thinking about it, he simply bypassed this point and continued his topic: "No matter what kind of preference you like, you must have Shen Yunqi's fulfillment before you can leave together."

Zhuang Jiuxi frowned: "But the old bastard will definitely not be fulfilled, there is no way."

"Yes, I have."

Yuan Baixing said as a matter of course: "You can just have both. If you like the ghost the most, you can make him a queen. If you don't like Shen Yunqi, you can make him a concubine. Since you don't want to be separated, then Let's sleep together. Anyway, you are not at a loss."

"..."

Zhuang Jiu analyzed and wanted to hit someone.

He took a deep breath, trying to convince the other party's strange brain circuit: "Think about it, if there was a pervert who liked you, would you marry him? Even if you wanted to marry, your lover... would Gege agree?"

"Gege is not my lover, but my second personality. Because he is dissatisfied with my lack of progress, he splits off to work on his own business."

Yuan Baixing held his hand and said sincerely: "Don't be afraid, you will definitely be nervous when you start a harem at first, but I will help you balance the wives. I have experience in this matter."

"You do not conform to modern values."

"My family has the throne, why should we conform to modern values ​​and marry a few more wives, but it's not that we can't afford it."

"..."

The modern man Zhuang Jiuxi looked at the sea king in front of him expressionlessly, reached out, stuffed the chicken leg into his mouth, and said: "I will not go with you, I don't need Shen Yunqi, I just want to be with my ghost." It's good to be together..."

Wait, this is a bit ambiguous!

He tried his best to correct a sentence: "I said together, it's like our good brothers, not gay!"

It gets weirder and weirder.

It's really a bit of an attempt to hide that taste.

"Ok."

Master Yuan regretfully gave up his plan to assimilate the other party, and promised to solve Zhuang Jiuxi's problem as soon as possible, which made the other party satisfied.

Afterwards, Yuan Baixing wanted to invite him to play together, but Zhuang Jiuxi resolutely rejected this tempting proposal, "I want to broadcast live and draw, and it's time for me to update my comics."

"What comic?"

Yuan Baixing asked about the name of the manga, and was very interested, so he took it down seriously, and said, "I see this lazy style of painting is very similar to the two of us."

What I said was quite sympathetic.

Zhuang Jiuxi laughs till he crows.

Shen Yunqi is on an IV drip.

The man was leaning on the sofa, with his long legs stretched out, his arm hanging on one side, allowing the needle to pierce his wrist. His brows did not move. This kind of expressionless look rarely appeared on him, and the people around him even more so. The servants were trembling.

Dr. Li sighed beside him, and said: "The body temperature is too high and the damp heat persists. If this continues, it will exceed the critical point of the body. It is best for you to go to the hospital for an examination yourself. This situation has never happened before."

"Don't be noisy."

Shen Yunqi threw people out lazily, not following the doctor's orders at all, he rubbed his painful forehead, the inexplicable sense of irritability increased day by day, and even a brutal desire to destroy was mixed in it.

He smashed the house.

No... He narrowed his eyes slightly, trying to find the root of his emotions. What he wanted to smash was not this house, but the old house.

The old house that made him feel sick even mentioning it.

This kind of brutal destructive desire is almost rare, because Shen Yunqi is crazy, but he is actually very calm. No matter how angry or troublesome he is, he is rational.

But now this emotion is a sign of destroying his sanity.

Moreover, it became like this after waking up from a dream.

At this moment, there was a loud buzzing sound outside, which made the floor tremble.

Zhao Jin, who was about to go out, paused, and then he heard the cold voice of his husband asking: "What are you doing outside?"

"It was your order to bulldoze those hundred-year-old trees," Secretary Zhao cautiously reminded, "You said those trees blocked you from the sun."

"I said so."

Shen Yunqi raised his eyes, his purple pupils glowed faintly, he chuckled lightly, his voice was exceptionally gentle, and said slowly: "Then they can push these trees down quietly, I will Trust them, don't you think?"

Zhao Jin: "..." How is this possible!

He roared a few words in his heart, but on the surface he cooperated respectfully: "Okay, I'll let them figure out a way."

Sir looks more neurotic.

If this continues, everyone will not have a good life.

Secretary Zhao racked his brains to think about it, and finally bit the bullet and tried: "If you feel uncomfortable, do you want to chat with Xiaozhuang?"

Zhuang, don't blame Brother Zhao, I can only pin my hopes on you at this time!

Shen Yunqi looked at him with a smile that was not a smile, and asked, "You kidnapped him?"

Zhao Jin euphemistically reminded: "He doesn't like Mr., but he still cares about No. [-]."

"That's just a false image created, it's boring." Shen Yunqi's expression was indifferent, and he even looked at the fake account with some disgust.

Especially when the degree of caring deepened and they "exchanged" secrets with each other, this kind of pleasant interaction made him even more addicted. He wanted Zhuang Jiuxi to see him, only him, and only Shen Yunqi in his eyes. .

rather than a fake account.

What is this behavior called?

The man thought sarcastically, this is probably because desires cannot be filled.

"How can I keep him by my side..."

Shen Yunqi whispered to himself, "Break his hands and feet, otherwise he will be in pain, maybe we should trap him with something he cares about, or create a huge and beautiful dream for him, Trapped him inside forever."

Thinking of this, his smile gradually widened, and he seemed to think that this proposal was very good.

Zhao Jin looked a little chilled.

This is the real Shen Yunqi, a completely egotistical and crazy man, he may like you, but this liking is the most terrifying weapon, because he only wants to possess you, he doesn't care whether you get hurt or not.

Secretary Zhao regretted mentioning Zhuang Jiuyi.

beep beep...

Just then, the phone rang suddenly.

Shen Yunqi picked it up and tapped it twice, and soon Zhuang Jiuxi's brisk voice came over: "Miss, I just came back from the mountain, and I'm going to continue painting in a while, what are you doing?"

"Are you in a better mood? It's a pity that you are not around well, otherwise I can go to you, go shopping and play games with you, maybe it can make you feel better."

Secretary Zhao sighed, thinking what's the use of saying this now, Mr. is insane and hopeless now, he is not satisfied with being comforted by you across the "rank one" at all, he wants to occupy your whole body and mind .

As he was thinking this way, he suddenly heard a chuckle. Zhao Jin looked over in surprise, and saw Shen Yunqi smiling, happy and comfortable, typing on his mobile phone at an unhurried pace.

It's not a sneer, nor a malicious smile, sir, he looks really happy now.

"..."

Secretary Zhao fell silent, sir, you are tired of playing the trumpet that you agreed to be boring, and you still want to grab people's legs at a discount?

Is this what you want?

The worthless Shen Yunqi ate everything he said, and happily pretended to be a weak girl on his phone.

【I'm on a drip】

Shen Yunqi is unceremonious and very skillful: [Tell me what happened to you recently, I want to hear it, I will feel better when I hear your voice. 】

"What happened to me? It's nothing. It's just live broadcasting every day to make money, and then I met that pervert Shen Yunqi, tsk...I'm not happy to mention that old bastard, let's not talk about it, swearing will affect your mood, I can't teach you badly."

Zhuang Jiu sent a voice.

I don't know at all, but the other end of WeChat is Lao Wangba himself.

The corners of Lao Wang Ba's lips curled up, feeling that the headache was not so unbearable anymore, he replied easily: [Then you can scold Shen Yunqi, I like to hear you scold, it's very cute. 】

As he spoke, he made a voice call.

On the other end of the phone, Zhuang Jiuxi was still at a loss when he first received it. He stammered twice and said, "Miss, you have a very special hobby..."

"Forget it, if you want to hear me, you can just complain a few words."

"I'm telling you about that bastard Shen Yunqi, I #￥......&**#@@"

The whole room was soon filled with Zhuang Jiuxi's abuse, and he only made complaints about what was agreed, and in the end he scolded for a full two hours.

The person concerned sat on the sofa and took an IV drip, with a smile on his lips, and listened happily for two hours.

In a good mood.

If it wasn't for the fear of being exposed, Shen Yunqi would have laughed out loud, why is this little brat so cute?

After Zhuang Jiuxi finished cursing, he typed back: [You said, he kissed you? 】

"..." Zhuang Jiuxi's voice stuttered immediately, "Ah... I accidentally said it, eh, it did happen, it's shameful, but I've adjusted it."

Shen Yunqi continued to guide him calmly, like a hunter laying out a big net: [Then do you feel that you have become bent? 】

Zhuang Jiuxi blurted out: "How is that possible! Let me tell you that after the incident, I asked my ghost brother...that is, my friend pretended to be Luna and tried it, and just kissed it. It turns out that I still have reactions to girls. Absolutely no bends!"

This logic, anyway, he himself was convinced.

Click.

Shen Yunqi's smile froze slightly, and he pinched the Buddhist beads in his hand hard again. He squinted his eyes, his face was gloomy and terrifying, as if his own treasure was coveted by others, and his whole body exuded the desire to choose someone to devour. Anger:

"Who did you say you kissed?"

"..."

"........."

As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I realized that I was using the original tone, and the air froze in an instant.

After an unknown amount of time, a terrified voice came from the voice line: "Shen, Shen Yunqi...?"

"Did I hear it wrong, how could there be the voice of the old bastard? Isn't my little sister chatting with me? Where did Shen Yunqi come from?"

"Where is Miss Bang... I rely on me, rely on me!"

Bang-!

There was the sound of the phone being thrown out from the other end of the phone, followed by Zhuang Jiuxi's distant and frantic voice: "There is no such thing as a young lady, it's all fucking fake, fake ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! "

Immediately afterwards, there was the sound of a human body rolling down the stairs. You can imagine Zhuang Jiuxi's shocked mood after discovering the truth, and what serious accident happened.

In the end, there was the sound of the phone hanging up, and the on-site feedback about Zhuang Jiuxi's online dating cheating and discovery of the truth was disconnected.

"Sir, what's the matter!"

When Secretary Zhao and the others heard the sound and broke in, they saw Shen Yunqi roughly pulling out the infusion needle, looking even more terrifying than before.

Well, I was in a bad mood before, but now after chatting with Zhuang Jiuxi, I switched directly to the lovelorn mode.

The first time Madzi Shen capsized in the gutter, he fell off the horse himself.