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An hour later, the female ghost lady ran out tremblingly, saying that no one was found.

Zhuang Jiuxi asked concerned: "Has the ghost inside made things difficult for you?"

"That's not true, but they reacted violently when they heard the voice from the loudspeaker, and kept shouting..."

The female ghost sister imitated the appearance of those evil ghosts, she tried her best to straighten her chest, and shouted: "Stay away from her! Dodge quickly, it's that voice... the flame from him last time didn't burn Die everyone, but those who encounter the fire will be unlucky for several days!!!”

"The plague killed me, the plague killed me!"

After imitating the voices of the evil spirits, the young lady immediately returned to her shy look. She huddled in the corner, her cheeks flushed, and she explained in a low voice: "It's what they said, not me..."

Bai Youlin said with a strange expression: "Now it's not just physical contact with you = it will be bad luck, and even the plague will be contagious?"

Zhuang Jiu analyzed: "..."

He smiled at everyone with a cheeky face, and said calmly: "Passive skills are quite useful, everyone laughed."

What happened to the plague?

Isn't this skill great?How about fried days!

"Then since you haven't found Brother Gui, I'll trouble you to go in and go around every day in the future, and I promise to help you find a solution as soon as possible!"

He said, pointing to the small building that exudes warm light, and suggested: "Miss, please live with us in the future. There are many houses in the building. You can choose one by yourself, and no one will disturb you."

"...Don't bother you, I like to hide here."

The female ghost lady looked at her bloated and large body, lowered her head in low self-esteem, and curled herself up in a corner, as if this would give her a sense of security.

Bai Youlin clicked his tongue bored, as if dissatisfied with her ignorance.

"Okay, then you can rest."

Zhuang Jiuxi readily agreed, and seeing the other party heaving a sigh of relief, he immediately cooperated and carried away the vicious big boy.

Back in the small building, Bai Youlin still had a sullen face, and said coldly, "For outsiders, you are always reasonable, but for your own people, you are simply and rudely beaten up. You are really a good father today. "

Zhuang Jiuxi looked at him strangely, but didn't speak.

Bai Youlin was furiously stared at by him: "What are you looking at, it hit your heart? Let your ghost brother clean me up!"

"That's not true," Zhuang Jiu said with a bewildered smile, "I'm just a little surprised. It turns out that my Youyu is so big that he has fully recognized his father."

Bai Youlin's face turned red immediately, and he let out an angry scream like a chicken: "Zhuang Jiu Xi!"

Zhuang Jiuxi picked out his ears, quickly picked up the paper man and walked upstairs, coaxing in a rare and gentle tone:

"Don't be angry, big boy. Now we are asking for others. Of course, we should have a good attitude. I didn't stop you to protect her. It's just that this girl has severe autism at first glance. Don't scare people. Bad, counterproductive."

The female ghost lady's autism seems to be really serious. She is embarrassed to reject others, and she is afraid of causing trouble to others. This kind of serious inferiority complex and social barriers, at least because of her body and other reasons when she was alive. After a very serious blow, it took a long time to form the current appearance.

Although Guitong has been dead for more than 200 years, she was only eight years old when she died. She doesn't understand human nature enough, so she will naturally mistake people for being ignorant of good and evil because of her repeated rejections.

This is also protecting "Dad".

Zhuang Jiuxi was so soft-hearted, he looked down and saw that Hao Daer's face was slightly relaxed, as if listening to it, he couldn't help stretching out his hand and pinching it, it was so cool.

"Son, after Brother Ghost comes out, let's go down the mountain and play together."

Bai Youlin looked at him contemptuously, and said, "You have even used this kind of killing trick, isn't it still useless?"

"Take your time, with the help of my young lady, Brother Gui will definitely be able to hear you."

Zhuang Jiuxi pondered for a while and said, "But how can I help a ghost lose weight?"

Exercise and dieting obviously don't work on ghosts, so... diet pills?

During the live broadcast the next day, Zhuang Jiuxi still did not forget to ask this question: "Is there any recommendation for weight loss medicine with better effect?"

Netizens: ? ? ?

[You are as thin as a knife mantis and still lose weight? 】

[Diet pills are all fake, if you really want to lose weight or fall in love is the most reliable! 】

[I really want to find a Neptune boyfriend, let him scum me, and then I will go on hunger strike day and night to relieve my worries... I will definitely lose ten catties! 】

Zhuang Jiuxi was speechless: "... What kind of weird weight loss methods are you all doing?"

In the end, he bought several famous weight-loss drugs on the Internet and sent them to the young lady at night.

It turned out that the older sister was a little ghost and could not touch human food at all.

It was rare for Zhuang stingy to cut his meat, and the medicine he bought at a huge price was put on hold without even opening the packaging.

The female ghost lady was also very frustrated, and she felt more embarrassed, so she blushed and proposed, "It's okay...it's okay even if you can't lose weight, thanks for your hard work, I'll help you broadcast for two hours today..."

The young lady walked in timidly, and carefully took out the horn.

The evil spirits stared at her with unkind faces.

One of them grabbed his companion and persuaded in a low voice: "Be patient, be patient, be patient, and you will be able to stop after six or 10 minutes!"

"My son-in-law, my son-in-law, my son-in-law, my son-in-law—"

"I'm going to be my son-in-law for my sister--"

"I want to marry Luna! I want to marry Luna! I want to marry Luna!"

In the entire backyard, all the evil spirits experienced a baptism of "Zuo son-in-law" and spent six to ten minutes in torment.

One of the evil spirits asked in a dazed manner, "Can we stop now?"

The female ghost said timidly: "Today I have to shout for 120 minutes..."

Ghosts:? ? ? ?

Why the hell do you still bring extra clocks and extra points? ? ! ! !

Zhuang Jiuxi is troubled by two things every day when he wakes up.

How to help the obese female ghost lady with autism lose weight, and when will my ghost brother come back?

But early this morning, before he had time to think about these two questions, he was interrupted by a knock on the door.

"Secretary Zhao?"

Zhuang Jiuxi looked at the visitor, then at the beautiful young man in red robe beside him, and asked in surprise, "This is...?"

Zhao Jin introduced: "This is the original master Bai Xingyuan, an exorcist magician introduced by Taoist Xuan Jing, and now I want to come to the manor to have a look."

"Ok."

Zhuang Jiuxi cooperated and invited the two of them to come in.

The master walked in, but his eyes were fixed on him all the time, never moving away.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but for a moment, Zhuang Jiuxi seemed to see the color of the master's eyes changed, one blue and one golden, like the pupils of mandarin ducks, which looked very strange.

He shivered, and took a closer look, only to find that it was just ordinary amber eyes.

Yuan Baixing sensed his discomfort, so he managed to look away, turned his head, and said to Secretary Zhao, "Is this Zhuang Jiuxi?"

Zhao Jin nodded, with an expression that you understand.

Master Yuan's expression instantly became subtle.

"I regret it," he said suddenly.

Zhuang Jiuxi was confused by their charades, "Why do you regret it?"

Yuan Baixing stared at him deeply, with a lost expression on his face, he said: "You are so good-looking, I regret it now, if I knew it earlier, I would leave it to myself, so it's not his turn .”

His voice carried a sense of grievance. This kind of inexplicable behavior was not artificial at all, but extraordinarily sincere.

Zhuang Jiu analyzed:? ? ?

"Go ahead, go ahead and sit down!"

Zhao Jinsheng was afraid that Master Yuan would bring out all the bad things about Shen Yunqi, so he quickly changed the subject and called the two of them into it.

Several people sat down in the living room.

Zhuang Jiuxi asked, "Is Master here to catch ghosts?"

"I don't know how to catch ghosts, I just look around and join in the fun."

Yuan Baixing said with an innocent face, and took out his own breakfast from the paper bag by the way, two hamburgers, one cup of Coke, two servings of finger-licking chicken and a box of egg tarts, while talking, he handed over one of the burgers with a smile, and shared : "Let's eat together."

Good guy... hearty enough.

Zhuang Jiuxi took it flattered, and then looked at Secretary Zhao, um... Zhao Jin didn't.

Master Yuan said confidently: "You are good-looking, so I am willing to share it with you."

"..."

Yes, this master is still a face control.

"Thank you."

Zhuang Jiuxi took a bite, it was really delicious.

Fortunately, Secretary Zhao didn't want to argue with the two childish people, so he just silently accompanied them after breakfast, and then asked with concern, "Did you find anything, Master?"

"Yes, I have."

Yuan Baixing ate and drank, carefully wiped off the marks on his face, and then turned his gaze to Zhuang Jiuxi.

He suddenly stepped forward, bent down, and wrapped the boy in his arms.

Zhuang Jiuxi subconsciously leaned back, and his whole body froze in fright. He felt Yuan Baixing's breath close to his ears, and he wanted to push him away nervously, "Master, master, what is this...?"

"You smell like ghosts."

Yuan Baixing took a serious sniff, stood up, and showed a regretful expression: "It's the smell of being marked by a ghost, so possessive, this kind of behavior of enclosing territory is more excessive than our race."

Seeing that the pretty beauty already has her own owner, he could only give up the behavior of poaching the wall resentfully, and he still didn't forget to say a few words of stinginess: "This kind of mark is very excessive. If you talk to someone on the road, he will find that the taste is not right when you come back. Yes, the possessiveness is too strong, and I won't give you any free space."

He showed an expression of sympathy, and urged: "You might as well dump him earlier, so that you won't have trouble getting out in the future."

"After all, if the bond is too deep in the future, even if you move away from here, he will try to catch you back at the cost of dying with the enchantment and losing your soul."

Zhuang Jiuxi was taken aback for a moment, is this Brother Gui?

In fact, he has always known Mr. Li Gui's possessiveness towards him.

After all, he was a Li Gui who had been lonely for many years, and finally had a companion by his side. Brother Gui definitely hoped that he could be with him all the time, so even though Brother Gui couldn't tolerate him having a wife, Zhuang Jiuxi gradually let go of it.

Thinking of this, he smiled and said, "It's okay, I can always be with him and be a good friend for a lifetime."

Master Yuan showed a heartbroken expression, "How could you let go of the entire forest for a single tree, thanks to that!"

In the end, Secretary Zhao couldn't stand it and quickly stopped the person, and said in a low voice, tactfully: "Master, Master, you are different. You see, Xiao Zhuang obviously only treats that ghost as a friend, and he is like you. , Ah no, the love masters who talk about love everywhere are different."

Zhuang Jiuxi heard it.

He looked at the young man in front of him in shock, "Master, are you still a sea king?"

And... it seems that it is still the kind that can be eaten by men and women.

Seeing the strange look in his eyes, the master immediately panicked, and quickly explained to him: "No, no, I just simply like beautiful brothers and sisters. I just want to control my appearance, and I don't necessarily have to fall in love!"

Then, he saw Zhuang Jiuxi's eyes became even more strange.

In the end, he left a bad impression in front of his pretty brother.

Master Yuan gave up struggling, sighed and said, "Let's talk about something serious, let's go and see your backyard?"

"Aren't you good at catching ghosts?" Zhuang Jiuxi asked warily, fearing that he would hurt his ghost brother.

Yuan Baixing said straightforwardly: "We have to go through a formality, otherwise how can we explain to the employer?"

Only then did Zhuang Jiuxi feel relieved: "It makes sense, it makes sense."

The two left happily, leaving Secretary Zhao with a black face.

Yuan Baixing turned around in front of the gate of the backyard, did not go in, but his expression became more serious, he said to Zhuang Jiuxi: "Behind this gate, people who have died a lot, try not to go in, because the magnetic field inside disturbed."

Zhuang Jiuxi immediately said: "Don't worry, I will never go in and die by myself!"

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone in fear of death, and said with a serious attitude: "If you have anything else to ask, let's also say it!"

In the past, Brother Gui was protecting him, so of course he was not afraid of anything;

Now Brother Gui's whereabouts are unknown inside, of course he must protect himself well!

Master Yuan showed admiration for his life-saving behavior, and the two chatted again.

Before leaving, Zhuang Jiuxi did not forget to ask: "Master, is there any way to help ghosts lose weight?"

"Ghost lose weight?"

Yuan Baixing was stunned for a moment, and said: "I haven't tried it, I think it's very rare to lose weight... unless it's necessary, don't embarrass yourself."

He showed a sad expression of sympathy, and said, "You might as well cast a great compassion mantra to save him, and save the ghost from suffering."

Everyone looked at the master's slender figure with weird faces. It didn't look like he would experience the distress of losing weight, did he?

Even the master couldn't help, so Zhuang Jiuxi could only scratch his head regretfully, "Okay, forget it, by the way, master, do you want to add a WeChat account?"

Yuan Baixing's eyes suddenly brightened, "Of course!"

The two happily changed their contact information again.

Zhuang Jiuxi glanced at the phone. Not only did Master Yuan not look like a magic stick, but he was also quite fashionable. He clicked on his WeChat profile picture with great interest, "Master, is this your Samoyed?"

On the head portrait was a huge snow-white animal running.

Unexpectedly...

Master Yuan's complexion changed, and he turned his face. He scolded angrily: "What Samoyed, that's a cat! A cat! But he just got fatter... that's all!"

cat? ? ?

Zhuang Jiuxi looked down at the figure of the big snow-white cat carefully, and fell silent.

Yuan Baixing seemed to have been seriously injured, and he was full of anger. He looked at Zhuang Jiuxi, stepped forward suddenly, and hugged him.

then……

"Ow—!"

Zhuang Jiuxi only felt that his neck was bitten. It was not like the pornography when he was bitten on the ear in the theater, but like a child's venting behavior, and he was suddenly dumbfounded.

Master Yuan looked at the tooth marks he had left, showed a vengeful smile, and said in a low voice, "Wait for that big ghost of yours to get jealous, little brother fox!"

After speaking, he ran away.

Bad fox brother——!

This name made Zhuang Jiuyan's pupils shrink suddenly. Seeing the back of the young man leaving, he slowly realized that this master really has two brushes...

He wiped the teeth marks on his neck, thinking, it's just a little too childish.

At night, Zhuang Jiuxi conveyed Master Yuan's words to the female ghost sister.

He showed an apologetic expression: "I'm very sorry, I can't help you. If there is anything else I can do, I am willing to make up for it."

The female ghost lady didn't see much disappointment, she was obviously used to it, she just heard the last, and asked cautiously: "Then can you play the Great Compassion Mantra for me, so that I can die as soon as possible?"

"can!"

Zhuang Jiuxi lifted his spirits, quickly took out the computer, played a Great Compassion Mantra, and said, "Listen to it for as long as you want!"

I hope I can help the little sister out soon.

After lending the notebook to the young lady, Zhuang Jiuxi returned to the small building. He walked to the third floor and found that Hao Daer was still looking out the window, which was the backyard.

"There are fish, you also want to..."

Zhuang Jiuxi hesitated for a moment and asked, "Do you want to be free too?"

Bai Youlin turned his head and said viciously: "Don't even think about it! I still have to work hard here to become the tyrant of the manor. Sooner or later, I will kill that madman and you, and turn myself into the master!"

Zhuang Jiuxi was silent for a while, and said honestly, "It's easier to be reborn."

I was so angry that I shut myself up.

Since he couldn't help his young lady, he was embarrassed to ask her to help him find ghosts, but unexpectedly, the next night, the voice of "Zu-son-Zu-Zu-Zu-Zu" rang again stand up.

"Miss and sister are too kind!"

Zhuang Jiuxi was so surprised that he hurried to the gate of the backyard to listen. After a while, he saw a ghost coming out with a loudspeaker.

However, this ghost figure looked extraordinarily slender and fragile. She stepped out, showing a beautiful face, looked timidly at the human being in front of her, and said, "Today we also played for an hour."

Zhuang Jiuxi was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "Hello, are you the rescuer that Miss Sister sent to broadcast for us?"

The female ghost was silent for a while, and said in a low voice, "I am the young lady you mentioned."

Zhuang Jiu analyzed:?

The female ghost said in a low voice: "Your Great Compassion Mantra is very effective. After listening to it, I feel that my body is getting lighter... and then I am getting thinner..."

Zhuang Jiu analyzed:? ? ?

Bai Youscale:? ? ? ? ?

The father and son were dumbfounded.

"The Great Compassion Mantra can also be used to lose weight?"

NB!

However, it is a good thing to help Miss Sister.

From this day on, the manor is still surrounded by "son-in-law, son-in-law, son-in-law" every day, and because the young lady is so grateful, it is very lively, causing the sound to evolve from one hour a day to three hours a day.

The evil spirits in the backyard shut themselves up collectively.

And Zhuang Jiuxi fell asleep peacefully in the sound.

He slept soundly, and he could still feel the eerie aura in his dream, as if Brother Gui had finally returned.

The temperature is getting lower and lower.

The little boy's smile became brighter, and he rolled around in the blanket, muttering in his sleep: "Brother Ghost, you're back!"

"Ahhhhh!"

The little boy woke up from the cold.

When he opened his eyes, he met a pair of purple pupils.

Zhuang Jiu was stunned, "Brother Gui?"

Mr. Li Gui slowly took out a horn, turned on the button, and then the voice of "I want to be a son-in-law" rang out.

Zhuang Jiu analyzed: "..."

Before he had time to feel the joy of the golden thigh returning home, he had to face the price of his own death.

He quickly reached out to snatch the speaker, and explained: "Brother Gui, listen to me, this was deliberately recorded to wake you up, how could I be a son-in-law, and I won't go to buy Luna figures anymore, I have promised to be good friends with you for the rest of my life, and it will be nice for us to hold hands and die alone..."

"Really! It's really just to bring back your sanity, so I recorded it on purpose!"

The horn was easily taken away.

The little boy breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he had finally calmed down the boss, but he felt that the temperature in the room was still dropping?

Mr. Li Gui stared at him faintly with purple eyes, and sniffed his breath carefully. His hoarse voice sounded particularly terrifying, and he said, "If that's the case, then who left the smell on you?"

slam-la-

There was a gust of wind, and the temperature in the entire space dropped below zero.

It's colder than before.

Zhuang Jiuxi: "..." Damn, it turns out that Master Gou Biyuan is waiting for me here!

No matter how stupid the brat is, he knows that the boss is jealous, so he quickly explained loudly: "Brother Gui, listen to me, this is all framed, a former master came here two days ago, and gnawed on my neck. What do you mean to take revenge on me! Really!"

It's a pity that the boss of revenge didn't listen to a word.

Mr. Li Gui's expression became more and more gloomy, and he just repeated a sentence: "Did you gnaw on your neck?"

"...Don't pay attention to these details!" Zhuang Jiuxi's scalp was numb, and he was still trying to struggle. The next second, his whole body was enveloped by ghosts.

There was darkness in front of him.

Immediately afterwards, a cold breath came in along the neck and spread to the whole body.

The little boy only felt a pain in his neck, and immediately let out a "huh", instinctively grabbed Li Gui's shoulder with his hands, and curled up weakly in the man's arms,

Like a little fox who was punished for being too rough and bullied to the point of shivering.

...Brother Gui is so possessive, why does he still have an overlay mark?

The key is……

Brother Gui, Yuan Baixing bit the left side, but you bit the right side! ! !