Precision Correction Guide

The next day, the biological clock made Duan Yu wake up on time.

The heating was not turned on in the room, Xie Qiao hugged him with hands and feet, and the two of them shared the hot body temperature under a quilt.Duan Yu was sweating a little, lifted the quilt lightly, and was pulled back by Xie Qiao just as he moved.

Xie Qiao hugged his back, buried his face in the crescent of his neck, his hair brushed Duan Yu itchy, and muttered, "Sleep again."

Duan Yu couldn't push him away, and reminded: "There is a show in the morning, it's time to get up."

Xie Qiao didn't move, Duan Yu pushed his shoulder again, after a while Xie Qiao let out a long sigh, let go of the shackles on Duan Yu, rolled over and spread out on the bed.

He opened his eyes, his voice was hoarse and his eyes were hazy: "I don't want to get up."

"Then I'll go first." Duan Yu ignored his anger of getting up, lifted the quilt and got out of bed, took off his pajamas and changed into regular clothes.

"You won't wait for me?" Xie Qiao stared blankly at him changing his clothes, and seeing a tooth mark on his shoulder, emotions such as grievance and anger slowly came up.

"You...why did you do that last night?"

Duan Yu stood by the bed and looked down at him, then asked calmly, "Are you upset?"

"It's cool, it's cool, but I feel like you're playing with me."

Teased him several times and tried not to let him on purpose, so what.

The damn thing is that Duan Yu controlled the rhythm, so he could only beg for mercy in the end.It's not a big deal to bow your head and admit your mistakes, but after the end, Duan Yu also rejected Xie Qiao, who wanted to reciprocate, and didn't let him touch her, and went to the bathroom to take a cold shower.That tooth mark was left by the angry Xie Qiao when Duan Yu came out of the bathroom.

"Why don't you let me help you?" Xie Qiao got angry at the thought of this now, jumped up from the bed, and put his hands in front of Duan Yu, "My hands are not bigger than yours? How will you know if you don't feel good if you don't try it? "

Early in the morning, Duan Yu didn't want to talk to him about this, so he slapped his hand away and said, "If you don't care anymore, I'll leave."

What else could Xie Qiao do, his arms couldn't twist his thighs, so he could only hold back his dissatisfaction and said loudly, "Get up, get up right away!"

Duan Yu turned and went to the bathroom to wash up. Xie Qiao followed him and asked reluctantly, "Aren't you afraid that I will retaliate against you in the future?"

Duan Yu held the toothbrush cup, turned his head when he heard this, his neck was slender and graceful, Xie Qiao swallowed involuntarily, and forced himself to look away.

"Will you?" Duan Yu said with a little novelty in his tone.

It seems that this possibility has never been connected with Xie Qiao.

This hurt his self-esteem more than being controlled on the bed. Xie Qiao became furious in an instant, pushed Duan Yu against the wall, rubbed against the wall, and kissed Duan Yu's face, drooling.

It was unreasonable for him to make a fuss. Duan Yu lost strength in his hand, and the toothbrush cup fell to the ground with a "slap", and the toothbrush rolled twice without the handle before stopping.

Because of Xie Qiao's procrastination, Duan Yu arrived at the set a little later than usual, and the makeup artist had already finished applying makeup for others.He habitually reads the script when putting on makeup, but the content of the script of "High Smile" is very little, and most of it is played on the spot. There is no place to ponder and recite repeatedly, so he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Yesterday, in order to take care of Xie Qiao's first filming, Director Fang specially reduced the amount of his scenes, and filmed plots that were relatively easy and close to his life.The production crew has a filming schedule, so we can't wait any longer today, it will be a scene where the proud big star is beaten back to his original state by a silly little box.

Pointing to the brand-name watch on his wrist, the big star said triumphantly, "Do you know what brand it is and how much it costs?"

Xiao He took out a similar-looking watch from a small drawer of his own cabinet with his backhand, and said in surprise: "So you have been to my grocery store. Our family has not raised the price of this watch. It is 12 yuan and 5 yuan. It is absolutely guaranteed of quality." !"

The big star suddenly lost his temper.

"Card!"

The tense atmosphere on the stage dissipated immediately. Director Fang asked the crew to rest, called the two people to the monitor to give a lecture, and asked Xie Qiao to go back and ponder the reaction of the big star.

Xie Qiao didn't understand: "Shouldn't there be such a reaction? Shouldn't ordinary people be angry when someone compares street stalls with more than [-] famous brands?"

"Of course you should be angry. It's common sense to be angry," Duan Yu said. "The character's emotions drive the plot. When you get angry, the audience will start to look forward to your next move. The joke here will be missed."

What makes comedy make people laugh?

It's superiority.

It is the "playing" of the small characters on the big ones in the play, like a small box tearing down a big star, or outside the play, the audience's sense of superiority over the protagonist in the play.

Therefore, most of the characters in comedy are confused people in the game, and the audience is the bystanders. The people in the game pretend to be stupid and don't need to be clear about everything. It is a kind of comedy art to leave the blank aftertaste to the bystanders.

So the big star has to be weak here, he can be angry, but he can't show his teeth and claws.

However, Xie Qiao is a very serious person who emphasizes logic and insists that not being angry here is not in line with human design.It will take time to change the mind, Duan Yu let him digest it for a while.

Director Fang walked over slowly with his hands behind his back, "How about it, do you understand?"

After the first week of filming, Duan Yu got the gist of it. Needless to say, the old actors, Director Fang now entrusts Duan Yu with the heavy responsibility of Xie Qiao, and he only needs to be responsible for speaking to a few young actors, which is very easy.

Sitcom plots are fun, often the actors act, and the off-camera staff hold back and laugh out loud when the director calls them out.The atmosphere of the crew is cheerful from top to bottom, filming is like playing, and the state is very good.

Xie Qiao said honestly: "No, I don't think it's a comedy at all."

He listed a few points, such as Little Box's stupid practice of his own principles, it's okay if everyone doesn't understand it, and he was laughed at.Superstars seem to be dismissive of people on the surface, but they are actually lonely inside and want to make a true friend.In his opinion, these places do not belong to comedy at all.

Director Fang was quite satisfied with his speech, and sighed: "The core of comedy is tragedy."

To explain it further would be a long speech, if you don't understand it or mention it, it may make Xie Qiao even more confused.

So Director Fang pondered for a while and asked, "Are you going to go to a variety show tomorrow?"

"correct."

"Well," Director Fang put his hands behind his back, "If the filming is not finished, it will be delayed until the next day, which may delay your schedule."

"!" Xie Qiao shivered and stood up abruptly, "I'm cured!"

The next day, Duan Yu and Xie Qiao got on the plane to the recording location of the variety show on time.

Their destination was the south, a city that was still warm as spring in November.The journey was a bit long, they set off during the day, Duan Yu downloaded the video in advance to relieve boredom.

He put on the earphones, and just as he was about to click on the video, the right earphone was pulled out.

Duan Yu turned his head and asked Xie Qiao with his eyes.

Xie Qiao pinched his earphone, leaned towards him with his forearm propped on the middle armrest, saw his slightly widened and rounded eyes because of raising his eyebrows, and suddenly swallowed back his words.

"I didn't bring earphones," Xie Qiao stuffed the earphones into his ears, "what are you watching, I want to watch it with you."

After all, the cabin is in the public domain. Duan Yu looked at the two managers in front of him and saw that they had no intention of objecting. He tapped the screen and showed Xie Qiao the title of the video.

"404".

After being unable to pass the review and having an accident with the actors, the show got permission to broadcast two weeks ago.The series was not going well, and the subject matter was sensitive, so the producer didn't dare to make a big publicity, so they set the file in a low-key manner and started broadcasting it on a video platform.

"What's so good about this bad drama," Xie Qiao muttered, he still remembered how much Duan Yu was bullied because of this drama, "Back me..."

Duan Yu gently pinched his ear, Xie Qiao immediately shut up, and Duan Yu said with satisfaction: "Look at it."

After watching for less than 10 minutes, Duan Yu couldn't stand it anymore.

Director Lei's style is originally fast-paced, with a tight and thought-provoking plot, but because the second male lead, Man Jia, has become a bad actor, all his scenes had to be cut out if the show wanted to broadcast it.Not broadcasting the money is a waste of money. In order to broadcast, it had to be re-edited in the later stage, cutting out Man Jia's scenes, cutting out sensitive plots and scenes, and then it passed the review.

But the plot is also missing a big link, and the logic loopholes are huge, and it can't be connected at all.

Duan Yu doesn't need to go online to watch, but he can also know how disappointed the audience who originally came for Lei Qi will be.

He turned off the video, sighed and said, "It's a pity."

"Huh?" Xie Qiao was completely absorbed by Duan Yu's smell, and he wasn't watching the show at all.

They obviously don't use perfume, but they use the same shower gel for bathing, so why does Duan Yu have this kind of fragrance on her body, which smells particularly good.

I wanted to bury my face in his neck.

Duan Yu didn't pay attention to his reaction, thinking that he just didn't see it, and carefully explained a few problems.

Xie Qiao said oh, quite happy: "This is the end of doing bad things."

He looked at Duan Yu's serious eyes, couldn't hold back his itch, and leaned over to kiss his face quickly through the mask.

"Be honest." Duan Yu didn't see Xie Qiao's burning eyes, and thought he was having a convulsion as usual, so he frowned and pushed him away, warning in a low voice.

Xie Qiao grabbed his hand, gathered it under the wide sleeves, and squeezed it into the palm of his hand.Duan Yu was thinking about other things, and didn't notice how inappropriate his small gestures were in public, so he shook back subconsciously.

The program team has informed in advance that the recording of the program will begin as soon as the cabin program is released.In order to pursue the truth, the two of them fell asleep and didn't even arrange their outfits. They only put on the radio microphones and went on like this.

No matter how cold the winter in the south is, it is still warmer than at home. Duan Yu checked the temperature in advance, and it was still hot when he got off the plane wearing a thin padded jacket.

Xie Qiao was even more exaggerated, with short sleeves directly under the jacket.

The camera with the logo of the program group was waiting for them on the ground.

The two of them were going to take the VIP passage, but after going out, they got into the car and went directly to their destination. The photographer silently pointed in another direction. Duan Yu paused, and he and Xie Qiao turned to the ordinary passage.

Xieqiao has a lot of fans, and fans will come to pick him up at the airport every time he travels. The purpose of using the VIP channel is to avoid them, so as not to cause inconvenience and confusion to the airport.The number of times is too many, and the fans know that they will not see him, so they will not come.

This time, Duan Yu was mentally prepared, and was still startled by the deafening screams when he walked out of the passage.

Not because of the volume, but because among the fans who came to pick him up from the airport, many of them were holding signs with his name written on them. They were his fans, almost [-]-[-] with Xie Qiao.

There have been fans picking up the plane before, but it has never been on such a large scale, just like a group building with hundreds of people.

As soon as the two of them came out, the whole crowd was boiling.

Compared with Xie Qiao fans who have long been accustomed to it, fans who have not seen real people all the year round and rarely see Duan Yu who is mainly engaged in business are much more excited. The heart-cracking cry was especially loud.

"Little fish, take care of yourself!"

"Fish - have fun, Mommy loves you!"

"Duan Yu, post on Weibo! If you don't post again, your red V will be lost!"

The author has something to say: My little angels will run away if I don’t update (T_T)

8 is coming to an end soon, I wish you all a happy April Fool's Day by catching the last bus!

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