I'm not a cannon fodder

?? Gu Jiao has always felt that? Even if all the men in the world are heartless, then even if Chu Han is not a man, he will not be one of them.

?? But the fact,? It broke Gu Jiao's heart.

?? After saying that I like it, not long after? Chu Han began to stay away from home for a long time.

?? Gu Jiao held his knees with tears in his eyes, and silently counted on his fingers how long it was.

??48 hours, a full 48 hours!

??Not to mention kissing and hugging, Gu Jiao couldn't even say a word to Chu Han properly!

?? I don't know what I'm busy with. Chu Han came back so late at night.

??As a gentle and virtuous boyfriend, the boyfriend came back late,? Of course Gu Jiao had to wait on the sofa.

??Turn off all the lights in the room,? Just turn on the desk lamp or something... Of the so-called thousands of lights in the world, one of them is lit for you.

?? How beautiful, how happy!

??Gu Jiao thought that when Chu Han came back, he would be moved to tears, cut the candles in the west window together with him, and then went to Wushan to rain.

?? However, the reality is that when Gu Jiao opened his eyes, he was on the sofa. When he closed his eyes and opened them again, he was on the bed.

??one person.

?? Lonely and cold.

??The quilt next to it is empty, leaving only a little familiar faint fragrance.

?? So what about his man?

?? What about a man who is comfortable to hug and feels soft and smooth to the touch?

?? On the first day, Gu Jiao could accept that it was an exception, but on the second day...he could still say, could it be just an exception?

?? Gu Jiao felt the pain of lovesickness,? felt the sadness and desolation of waking up alone!

?? He rolled the quilt and swallowed the tears of being alone in the vacant room.

?? Is this the legendary man who doesn't cherish what he gets?

??... Isn't the speed that I don't cherish a little bit faster?

??Is it because I didn't work hard enough to keep Chu Han?

?? Or... the one I fell in love with was a man who didn't come home?

??The more Gu Jiao thought about it, the more wronged he became, and the more wronged he became, the more wronged he became. Finally, tears fell like a torrential rain, and the hammock was wetted by his sadness, resonating with his sadness.

?? But who can hear his crying and feel his distress? !

?? In fact, there are still.

?? Hearing the movement, the big golden retriever came in from the living room, wagged his tail towards him, and followed his cry, "Aooooooooow~oooh~~"

??Gu Jiao: "..."

?? He firmly refused to admit that it was his cry, he was pear blossoms with rain!Pear blossoms are easy to cut with rain!

?? But because of sadness, he just felt that even his fingers lost strength.

??The unbeaten dog squeezed his head into Gu Jiao's palm hanging beside the bed, and looked at him with curious eyes, "Wow?"

??Gu Jiao rubbed its head and muttered to himself, "I never expected that at this moment, you are the only one accompanying me..."

?? At this time, who is Chu Han accompanying? !

??My own sadness and pain at this time can be compared to Daiyu when she was about to burn her poem manuscripts. Gu Jiao struggled and stretched out her hand, "Chu Han... hello, good..."

??The tears from the corners of the eyes dripped sadly——"I am a little frog, croak croak croak~"

?? "You, hello..."

?? "I am a little frog, quack quack quack quack quack ~"

?? Gu Jiao: "..."

??Hey, it's a pity that he only brewed good feelings.

??Gu Jiao ran to the bedside silently, pressed the answer button, then grabbed the sad and lonely emotional tail, and sighed: "Hey..."

??Chu Han's voice seemed very remote amidst the chaos, "Jiaojiao, are you awake?"

?? Gu Jiao didn't speak, he rolled over sadly holding his phone, and then buried his face in the soft long fur of the golden retriever.

??Chu Han: "Jiaojiao?"

??Gu Jiao whimpered, and answered the wrong question: "Ahan...do you not like me anymore? You didn't even ask me if I ate well..."

??Chu Han: "..."

?? Really familiar sentence.

??Since he seriously said that he likes him that day, Gu Jiao started to ask questions. In just a few days, he asked him a hundred times, if not two hundred times.

?? This made Chu Han have to suspect that the sense of security he gave was not enough, which made Gu Jiao always ask him for love.

?? But such Gu Jiao is also very, very likable, so no matter how many times, Chu Han's answer will always be this one, "Jiaojiao, I like you, I only like you and I like you the most."

?? After a pause, "So did you eat obediently?"

?? Gu Jiao, who hadn't eaten, realized that he had dug a hole for himself: "..."

??I had no choice but to change the topic in a serious manner, "Ahan, I don't just talk about liking, you have to prove it to me..."

??For example, every night we have sauces and sauces together, and we kiss each other in the morning and in the evening.

??Chu Han: "..."

??Chu Han felt that this was indeed a problem.

?? And Gu Jiao let out a heart-wrenching cry: "You can't say you like me and hurt me at the same time! You have ignored me for 48 hours! 48 hours! How many 48 hours are there in a lifetime! You can now 48 Ignore me for hours, after a while, you can ignore me for 84 hours, and after that, you may never want to see me again, and even want to beat me up as soon as you see me! You may just want to When you think about it, you might actually do something later, there is only one domestic violence and countless times, you may beat me every morning, noon and night in the future! I won’t go out unless you beat me!”

??Chu Han: "..."

?? It's not so serious.

?? Hearing Gu Jiao's speech, Chu Han finally couldn't help avenging himself, "But I've been calling you all the time, Jiaojiao, I didn't ignore you."

?? Gu Jiao said that if you don't listen, you just don't listen.

??The rounding of the phone is close to nothing. How can it count without kisses and hugs? !

??Gu Jiao took a deep breath, and was about to continue talking, when she heard a female voice on the other end of the phone, "Mr. Chu, lift your face up a bit more."

??? ? ?

?? Teacher Chu?

??Looking up?

?? What is this doing? ?

??Gu Jiao's heart was cut like a knife, and he tried to persuade him incoherently, "Ahan...when did you become so...how can you find someone other than me? If you want, I can call you teacher! Teacher Chu, Card machine!!"

??Chu Han: "..."

??Today, it is very difficult to understand Gu Jiao's vast and turbulent inner world.

??But still need to explain, Chu Han said: "I'm putting on makeup... There is a variety show coming up soon, the announcement of "Nursing Home"."

?? After a pause, Chu Han laughed again, "I don't want you to call me teacher, I want you to call me husband."

?? There was a little smile in his voice, nothing ambiguous, just to tease children.

?? There seemed to be sounds of breathing one after another next to the other end of the phone.

?? Gu Zizi Jiao was not teased, he yelled at the phone, "Husband, husband, husband~"

?? The big boy's voice was clear and clean, so sweet that it didn't look too cloying. It was like trying to draw out Chu Han's soul with a small hook with feathers.

??Chu Han pursed his lips, his eyes gradually darkened.

??Gu Jiao howled again, grievances, "Husband, I miss you, my husband, when are you coming back? Husband, come back soon, I will wait for you on the bed~"

??Furthermore, the people next to him knew that he had a relationship. Chu Han's ears turned red, and he covered his lips and coughed, "I'll be back soon, Jiaojiao."

?? He would be reluctant to leave Gu Jiao if it wasn't for something very important.

?? Gu Jiao snorted and asked, "Then can I go find you?"

??Chu Han refused: "Jiaojiao, my place is a bit far from the capital."

??Gu Jiao sighed sadly.

??That is impossible.

??Although Chu Han kept insisting that the book was a fake Balabala, he still refused to let Gu Jiao go out alone.

??Chu Han did it very covertly and in a roundabout way. He didn't directly restrict Gu Jiao's travel.

?? But... Gu Jiao thought of the scene when he entered the garage a few days ago, good guy, he almost didn't call the police on the spot.

??The neatly arranged cars and cars are all gone, and the garage is cleaner than it has been ransacked.

?? Chu Han failed to explain this.

?? He is not good at lying. When Gu Jiao asked, he kissed Gu Jiao.

?? Ask again, continue to kiss, and then call it a serious face, restraining the wings of a certain canary yearning for the sky.

?? Ask again, Chu Han said, all are Chu Han's little Jiaojiao, what's wrong with staying at Chu Han's house and not going out.

?? At that time, Gu Jiao's eyes widened with a "chuckle".

??Chu Han's family is normal, and Xiao Jiaojiao is also normal, but together...his forum vest was ripped out!

?? What else can I say, Gu Jiao also needs face!

?? Think about the words of those idiots, ah ah, what Chu Han is his own person said that he wants to give Chu Han a monkey for Chu Han. It is the most reserved!

?? This is the legendary public execution! Public execution!

??Thinking of this, Gu Jiao buried his face in his arms again and remained silent.

??Obviously, Chu Han also thought of it. He smiled lowly and said, "Jiaojiao, if you miss me, you can watch the live broadcast of today's variety show. It was broadcast live on Weibo... there is proof."

??The last four words have a lower voice, almost inaudible.

?? Gu Jiao muttered: "I can see it but I can't touch it... I can't touch it... Bullying people..."

?? After hanging up the phone, Gu Jiao turned into a big dog rolling on the bed because he missed his wife crazily.

?? After scrolling for a while, I still poked Weibo.

?? After clicking on the tag with "Chu Han", Gu Jiao realized belatedly that Chu Han was angry.

?? The fire was in full swing.

?? Gu Jiao's first reaction was to let out a sigh of relief. According to that broken book, it seems that Chu Han shouldn't have gotten angry so early.

?? Forget it, the book also said that Chu Han would be very pitiful, why was he tortured, bullied, and beneficiary, that is, him, all kinds of things regardless of his physical condition.

?? He believed his evil!

?? Gu Jiao is not willing to learn from Chu Han!

?? Not even at that time!

?? On the contrary, it was Chu Han who was always worried that he would have a fever due to excessive indulgence.

?? Then click on the "Nursing Home" variety show live entrance from the hot search tab. The comments and special effects are overwhelming. It is almost impossible to see whether the screen is showing aliens besieging chickens or Spiderman holding hands with Pigman.

?? "Ahhh, I saw Xian'er here, and I screamed like a chicken!"

?? "Beauty stickers."

?? "The cold monk is crooked."

?? "The front row recommends our family's peerless beauties, and the dramas "Nursing Home" and "Unparalleled World" have been broadcast. It is not a loss to invest in the stock, so let's get into the pit."

?? "My mother asked me why I was drooling at the screen, and I said Abba, Baba, Baba, I hate Nuwa."

?? "It's the senior of our B University, senior, rush, senior, remember to go back to school often!"

??…

?? Gu Jiao gurgled sour water while giving Kua Chuhan's comment a frenzy of likes.

??In the entertainment industry where appearance is the first evaluation criterion, beauty is, in a sense, the most straightforward and simple weapon to attract fans.

?? And Chu Han has never suffered in this regard since he was a child.

?? Gu Jiao is jealous.

?? Gu Jiao is a little jealous.

??After that, Gu Jiao couldn't get jealous anymore.

??Because in the Truth or Dare segment, the host selected Chu Han, "Please tell me when you last fell in love?"

?? The most common question in this kind of session has both headlines and highlights.

??If the emotional intelligence is higher, he can be said to be in his previous life, creating a pure love character that he has never been in love with, and he is very attractive to girlfriend fans.

??Gu Jiao was ready to spend ten years incognito and secretly dating, but Chu Han didn't think about it at all.

??He looked at the camera, with an amazingly beautiful face showing a smile that can be called a reversed sentient being, "I'm in love right now, and I have a boyfriend."

??The author has something to say: I am saving the manuscript next door orz, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I love it so much

?? Gu Jiao: Then I am the young master Gong

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