I'm not a cannon fodder

??Gu Jiao is a little confused,? Isn't this question a bit silly and fufu?

??Leaving aside the fact that we definitely know each other, Gu Jiao can't understand the word "true".

?? Is there a fake Chu Han?

??emmmm stand-in meme?

?? The screaming book in the dream didn't say that it had this element.

??Gu Jiao didn't say a word, and Yu Jiashi repeated it persistently: "Jiaojiao, do you know the real Chu Han?"

?? "Do you know what kind of person Chu Han is?"

?? I don’t know why Yu Jiashi asked this question, but Gu Jiao still held the idea that a friend should seriously help to answer when he encounters a problem, and said: "Of course I know the real Ahan. Ahan is the best, best, best, best in the world. Anywhere is good! Nice!"

??Yu Jiashi twitched the corner of his mouth, "Anywhere is good? Nice?"

?? Nai Tear,? How cruel and merciless is that warm and jade-like gentleman under the skin? He was lucky enough to see it not long ago.

?? Gu Jiao heard the rhetorical question as an interrogative sentence, so he wriggled his fingers and seriously thought about where everything is good.

?? If you don't look for it, you don't know. When you look for it, you will be shocked. ? Chu Han is really perfect!

?? Gu Jiao cleared his throat and said, "First of all, Ah Han is good-looking. His eyes are so beautiful, his nose is so beautiful, his nose is so beautiful, and his mouth is so beautiful. Together, he is three times as beautiful! I read those princes who are heroes in novels. What, it's all about his face!

??Secondly, Ahan has a high IQ. I have never seen him have a problem. I didn’t pass the fourth grade in my sophomore year. He went to be an English teacher assistant in his sophomore year. I saw that He wears gold-rimmed glasses on the podium, wow, that's probably what Professor Lisven looks like in the novel!Having a baby with him can definitely improve the IQ of the next generation!

?? And there's more,? Ahan has a temper..."

??Yu Jiashi's expression became uglier the more he listened, he interrupted with a cough, "Jiaojiao."

??Gu Jiao let out an "angry" sound, as if he hadn't finished his [-]-word essay.

??Yu Jiashi: "You said Chu Han is the best person in the world?"

?? Those few most words, spoken from his mouth, are very spiritual.

??But Gu Jiao said that children can be taught, highly affirmed and added: "It is the best, the best, the best."

?? This is actually an objective fact, and it can be confirmed just by taking Chu Han as the hero of the original book.

?? Known condition one: Chu Han is the leading actor.

??Known condition [-]: The hero is the best character design that the author has come up with.

?? The addition of one and two equals that Chu Han is the best male lead character the author has come up with.

??About the same, Chu Han is the best person in the whole world.

??The extra "best best best" is the abbreviation of best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best and also Gu Jiao's reserved recognition of world consciousness.

?? But Yu Jiashi disagreed, "Then I want to say, Chu Han is the worst, worst, worst person."

??Yu Jiashi looked at Gu Jiao, full of malice from nowhere.

??He didn't intend to say it to him on purpose.

?? For Gu Jiao's standard silly white sweet, this is undoubtedly the worst way of expressing it.

?? He should continue to pretend to be poor.

?? Just like before, if you say you want to be friends against your will, and then show some vulnerability and sadness, you will get a lot of sympathetic eyes.

?? But Yu Jiashi was unwilling.

??Yu Jiashi is a snow-white flower that grows in the poisonous land. When the stems and leaves are broken, the venom that will kill you when you touch it will flow out.

??He didn't live in a positive environment since he was a child, so he can more easily distinguish those negative emotions.

??Yu Jiashi clearly realized that he was jealous, he was resentful.

??He was jealous that Chu Han was able to be with Gu Jiao, and resented that the incompetent self was so weak in front of Chu Han, and so humble in comparison. He had to hide his unworthy heart to get close to Gu Jiao.

?? At the same time, he was ashamed of these two emotions that he had produced.

??Yu Jiashi looked straight at Gu Jiao as if masochistic, and repeated: "Chu Han is the worst, worst, worst person in the world."

?? Gu Jiao: "..."

?? Where did this elementary school chicken come from.

?? So naive, he won't be angry.

??Gu Jiao took a deep breath, forced a smile, "Hello, Ah Han!"

??Yu Jiashi leaned back and smiled coldly, "Chu Han is bad!"

?? Gu Jiao's words are correct, "Hi Ahan!!"

??Yu Jiashi stammered, "Chu Han is bad!!"

?? Gu Jiao said forcefully, "Chu Han is good!!!"

??Yu Jiashi sang loudly, "Chu Han is bad!!!"

??Gu Jiao is extremely intelligent, "Chu Han is bad!"

??Yu Jiashi's repeater malfunctioned: "Chu Han is good!!!"

?? After finishing speaking, Yu Jiashi realized that he had said the wrong thing, and Gu Jiao already showed a smug smile, "Hahaha! You lost!"

??Yu Jiashi: "..."

?? What is this strange and sudden desire to win? ?

??Obviously, the atmosphere is very relaxed, but Yu Jiashi does not want such a relaxed atmosphere.

??He didn't want to pass this topic off easily.

??Yu Jiashi never thought that Gu Jiao was an idiot. On the contrary, Gu Jiao was smarter than many people.

??No one can make him say what he doesn't want to say. Similarly, no one can make him open his eyes to the topics he doesn't want to face.

?? What is deception, what is self-deception, this is it.

??Yu Jiashi said: "If I said that Chu Han is vicious and has evil intentions, would you believe me?"

??Chu Han did not know.

?? But he knew that Gu Jiao would not believe him.

??Maybe, they will turn their faces.

??Yu Jiashi raised the corner of his mouth, he waited to see Gu Jiao's face turned.

?? After all, it has been a long time since I saw Gu Jiao turn his face last time.

??Gu Jiao really didn't believe it.

??But what Yu Jiashi waited for was not to turn his face, but a warm hand covering his forehead.

??Yu Jia was taken aback for a moment, and the malice in his eyes melted like ice and snow in the hot sun.

?? Gu Jiao finally understood, it wasn't Yu Jiashi's strange words, it was his obsession.

?? Gu Jiao looked at him worriedly, and felt the temperature of his palm again, "I don't have a fever... How about you eat a few more bites? I'm so hungry that I'm talking nonsense."

??Yu Jiashi: "..."

??Yu Jiashi's brows and eyes were mostly blocked by Gu Jiao's hand. He pursed his lips, inexplicably reminding Gu Jiao of the pony in the cartoons he used to watch.

??The sideburns cover half of the face, and when angry, the nostrils will breathe fire.

??Little Ma Ju opened his mouth and started talking nonsense again: "Chu Han is a bad guy."

?? Gu Jiao let out a "huh", and Yu Jiashi asked: "You don't believe what I said?"

?? Gu Jiao wanted to ring the nurse's bell, but it was already very difficult to reach Yu Jia's face with his hand, he slowly took back his hand, and said in a coaxing tone, "Believe it, it's believable. "

??Yu Jiashi: "...Really? I don't believe it."

?? If you believe it, it won't be this reaction. When Yu Jiashi was a child, he said bad things about Yu Xiu. Before he could finish his bad words, he was pushed back viciously by Gu Jiao.

??Chu Han is more important than Yu Xiu in Gu Jiao's heart. If he really believed it, he would be in another tumble now.

?? Gu Jiao propped up his face seriously, and said, "Of course it is true. You have to trust me, so I won't lie..."

??Then make up "it's strange" in my heart.

?? Before Yu Jiashi could speak, Gu Jiao asked in turn: "Do you not believe me?"

??Yu Jiashi: "...believe."

??Gu Jiao: "Really? I don't believe it either."

??Yu Jiashi: "..."

??Gu Jiao said: "Look into my eyes, only the eyes will not lie."

??Yu Jiashi: "..."

??Yu Jiashi lowered his eyes, well, even through [-] layers of filters, he still doesn't believe that Gu Jiao believes in him.

?? Then he raised his eyes again and found that Gu Jiao's eyes were also closed.

??Yu Jiashi: "..."

??Yu Jiashi looked at Gu Jiao's trembling long eyelashes, and subconsciously rubbed them with his fingertips.

??He said: "Jiaojiao, stop lying to yourself, Chu Han will leave you one day."

??Yu Jiashi thought to himself, everyone will leave him, except him.

??The smile on Gu Jiao's face slowly faded, his cheeks were as pale as those who are seriously ill, his jaw was covered with a thin layer of flesh, it looked almost transparent, with an inexplicable ease Fragmentation.

?? Tried several times, still can't hang the smile on the face again.

??He is sad.

??Yu Jiashi realized this, and he pursed his lips, but he didn't feel that he was wrong.

?? It was a fact that there was only Yu Jiashi in the world who would not leave Gu Jiao.

?? When Gu Jiao looked at Yu Jia sadly, he said in a sad tone: "If you want to make me cry, man, you succeeded..."

?? As he spoke, his eye circles turned red and his mouth was held back, Gu Jiao burst into tears.

?? Oh no, half voice.

??His stomach ached in the middle of howling, and he was throbbing from crying, but he didn't dare to pump hard.

?? Eggs, duck eggs, poached eggs, Yu Jiashi is a fool!

?? Well done, what are you talking about! !

?? He was wronged to death, will this world be okay? !

??Won't!

?? At least not in the next 10 minutes!

?? so sad!

??Yu Jiashi blah blah again, but Gu Jiao didn't hear a single word.

??He is very seriously sad.

??After 10 minutes, the sadness was digested, and Yu Jiashi's long speech finally came to an end.

??Yu Jiashi said: "...Did you hear what I told you? Do you agree?"

??Gu Jiao thought to himself, this is the same as the teacher roll call in class, if you don’t hear it, you have to say you heard it.

??Gu Jiao thought to himself, forget it, what does Yu Jiashi know?He is still a child.

?? Then cheered and said: "I heard it, I understand."

??Yu Jiashi suddenly became happy: "Then you agree?"

??Gu Jiao blinked innocently, "Agree to what..." Do you agree?

??Before he finished speaking, Gu Jiao was thrown on his back by Yu Jiashi, and his half-supported body hit the bed.

??The bed was actually made of many layers. On the first day of hospitalization, Chu Han picked four or five quilts from his home and placed them underneath. When setting up the set, the staff joked that Gu Jiao was a princess and a pea.

?? Gu Jiao's body is indeed not too much for Princess and the Pea.

??It really can't bear such a heavy push and pressure.

?? Gu Jiao's eyes went dark, and he couldn't even cry out the pain.

?? His face was suddenly pale, sweat dripped from his forehead, and tears flowed subconsciously from the corners of his eyes.

??Yu Jiashi was unaware that Gu Jiao agreed to be with him, and the ecstasy of getting his wish went to his head.

??He even thought, since we are together, it would not be too much to kiss as a celebration.

?? Gu Jiao was in so much pain that he finally opened his eyes, and felt that the world was not good again.

??Everything in front of me is in slow motion.

??距离郁嘉时的脸目测还有五厘米时，顾骄无声尖叫，啊啊啊啊别过来啊啊啊啊君子动口…不不不君子动手不动口啊啊啊啊你要不再摔Let me go, don't kiss me ahhhhhhhhhhhh

??When he was three centimeters away from Yu Jiashi's face, Gu Jiao was too late to regret. What about good friends? Has the friendship deteriorated so quickly? !Is it still too late to distribute good person cards?

?? When he was one centimeter away from Yu Jiashi's face, Gu Jiao lay still. He was about to get dirty. Can he still kiss Chu Han after kissing someone else's mouth?No, it doesn't deserve it!

?? When Yu Jia was away... Well, there is almost no distance, he is going to kiss him soon... Alas, he didn't.

??The eyes were suddenly bright, Gu Jiao blinked away tears with difficulty, and saw that Chu Han was coming.

??Chu Han is like the prince charming in those novels who don't descend like a magic soldier until the last moment, saving the princess from being forced to love.

??Chu Han strangled the back of Yu Jiashi's neck.

?? One person is standing, one is lying down, and the other is half standing and half lying down.

?? This scene is too weird and inappropriate. Gu Jiao thought of a word.

?? Rein in the cliff.

??The collar tightly strangled Yu Jiashi's neck, and Yu Jiashi's face quickly turned red.

??Once again out of season, Gu Jiao thought.

?? This is still a hard-earned BMW.

?? Then again, the bloody BMW almost became a bloody BMW.

??The author has something to say: Yu Jiashi: He will leave you! !

??Gu Jiao: I want you to croak! ! !

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?? Thank you, the gold master, for taking your time? 3 bottles of nutrient solution~