I'm not a cannon fodder

??Little K brought fruit wine, the alcohol content was not high, and the taste was sweet, but it didn't prevent Gu Jiao from drinking a lot and returning the vegetables.

?? The consequences of drinking too much is dizziness, ?? also want to pee.

??Gu Jiao insisted on carrying out the "Operation CD" to the end. After drinking the last glass of wine, he stood up with a "huh" and announced: "I'm going to the toilet!"

??The tone is like wanting to conquer the world.

??Yu Kang was taken aback for a moment, like waking up from a dream,? Finally remembered that the purpose of meeting at the bar was serious.

?? When Chu Han glanced at Yu Kang who immediately became agitated, he put down his phone and asked, "I'm with you."

??Gu Jiao shook his head immediately: "No,? This one won't be together."

??Chu Han: "I'm with you."

?? Gu Jiao was very tough, and said: "No, you sit here."

??Chu Han sighed, but Gu Jiao might not be able to handle this kind of thing well by himself.

?? And Yu Kangshi looked pretty.

??Chu Han simply stood up,? But before he took two steps, Gu Jiao pushed him down. Chu Han stood up, and Gu Jiao pushed him down again, very persistent.

??Chu Han: "..."

??What's the matter, are you addicted to playing whack-a-mole?

??Chu Han took a deep breath, and was about to say something when Gu Jiao covered his mouth.

??The rich aroma of fruit wine hits the face.

?? The big boy with bright eyes approached quietly, ? lowered his voice, ? "Shh,? I'm telling you secretly, we boys can't go to the toilet hand in hand together."

??Chu Han: "..."

?? It's really no secret.

??Gu Jiao laughed selfishly while talking, his eyes sparkled brightly: "And after drinking,? I am no longer a child."

??Chu Han: "..."

??The next sentence jumps faster, "If others dare to touch me, I dare to touch me back!"

??Chu Han: "..."

?? He didn't know what was going on, but he suddenly became worried.

??Will this make headlines?

?? Touch each other or something.

??Chu Han's tone was gentle and serious, "No, you can't touch it back."

?? Gu Jiao was taken aback, "Then what should they do if they touch me?"

??Chu Han: "...Actually, this possibility is still very small."

?? Tears welled up in Gu Jiao's eyes, and he immediately felt aggrieved, "You said I'm not attractive! I have eight-pack abs..."

?? As he spoke, he was about to lift up the hem of his clothes.

??Chu Han pulled the sweater hard with quick eyes and hands, "Don't...!"

??Gu Jiao didn't let go: "I want to show you my eight-pack abs! I have an eight-pack! Don't believe me!"

??Chu Han is not as strong as him, and said: "...I believe it!"

?? Gu Jiao asked sadly: "Liar! Why don't you believe me to go to the toilet by myself! I can!"

??Chu Han: "..."

?? So in the end is not drunk.

??Chu Han tried his best to stabilize his mind. He coaxed, "I'm afraid that others will touch...you, your eight-pack abs."

?? Gu Jiao nodded earnestly, put his palms on his stomach, and added: "Only Ah Han can touch it!"

??Chu Han nodded, a little hard to speak, "Yes, only I can...so, so I will go with you."

??Gu Jiao shook his head and nodded again, insisting, "Ahan can't go."

??Chu Han: "?"

??In the end, Gu Jiao went by himself.

??...After all, if Chu Han disagrees, Gu Jiao may make an appointment for the news headlines on the spot, so a certain rich second generation will urinate and defecate anywhere in order to prove his capital.

??Before leaving the booth, Gu Jiao didn't forget to take a few pillows to firmly place Chu Han in the middle, and when he entered the toilet door, his solemn face immediately collapsed.

?? Gu Jiao rushed into the cubicle and lay down on the toilet, spitting up.

??The smell of alcohol was on his head, he thought in a daze, it's a good thing Chu Han didn't come, otherwise his ugly appearance...

??Can't!

??He will always be a bulingbuling, pure and sunny puppy, a cute and beautiful canary!

??Gu Jiao frowned at the bitter taste in his mouth, and hurried to pick up the water from the sink to rinse his mouth. It was too bitter and uncomfortable.

?? He didn't vomit last time, this time it must be... He drank fake wine!

??unacceptable!

??Yun Miao actually sells fake wine!

?? He wants to report him!

??Gu Jiao is dizzy, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism and dedication...

??Yes, Yun Miao is not professional...

??While chanting, Gu Jiao felt that the sky seemed to be spinning, and the earth seemed to be spinning too.

??The sky is full of stars~

??The ground is full of Chu Han~

??Yun Miao, you have four legs~

?? Gu Jiao walked slowly to the door, and was taken aback, Yun Miao really had four legs!

?? Oh, and the two legs are borrowed from others.

?? Yun Miao was wearing a flowered shirt, leaning on the shoulder of a handsome boy drunkenly, although he couldn't walk steadily, but his arms were still around the man's waist, his eyes were rolling, and he was very romantic.

?? Gu Jiao has never been blind, he used to say, "Ah Meow!!"

??Yun Miao was stunned, and Gu Jiao jumped up and hung on him, "A meow, a meow, a meow, a meow!——You sell fake wine!!!"

??Yun Miao's scalp was numb from howling, so he subconsciously stretched out his hand to support him, and then showed a drunken smile, "Little beauty, you can drink wine indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. Brother Yun is the only one in Kyoto who doesn't sell fake... you Why do you look like Gu Jiaojiao?"

?? Gu Jiao blinked and blinked, "Gu Jiaojiao?"

??Yun Miao said "hmm", and Gu Jiao exclaimed in surprise, "What a coincidence, do I look the same as him? I also have the same name as him!"

?? Yun Miao: "..."

?? This brain circuit... Is it possible that everyone named Gu Jiao has the same virtue?

?? Or who doesn't have a good eye to get Gu Jiao into the second worm??

??Yun Miao squinted his eyes to catch someone to see clearly, but Gu Jiao moved around, which looked like a mosaic spinning cannon in his eyes.

??Yun Miao has always been a heartless romantic, with a cynical smile on his face forever. The boy next to him has been with Yun Miao for three months, and he has never seen him with this expression. Worry about... Like an old father.

?? He was a little stupid for a while, the golden thighs cannot be taken away by others, and he was about to grab Yun Miao's hand, but Gu Jiao slapped him away fiercely.

?? Gu Jiao just saw such a person, and quickly protected Yun Miao to death, "What are you doing, don't touch us, or I will let Ah Han beat you!"

?? I suddenly remembered that Ahan didn't come.

?? So where did Ahan go? !

?? Gu Jiao hurriedly asked Yun Miao, "Meow!! Meow, do you know where Ahan is? Suddenly I can't find him."

?? Yun Miao: "..."

??Damn it, don't read it, it's definitely Gu Jiao.

??The scariest thing in the world is when a drunk Gu Jiao seeks out Chu Han.

??Knowing this well, Yun Miao struggled to get drunk, instinctively protected his collar, and shouted loudly, "Monkey! Monkey! Zhengzi! Zhengzi!! Hurry up! Gu Jiao fucked me again Already!"

??Gu Jiao hadn't started yet, so frightened by the sound, he let out a groan and almost jumped up.

?? He stared at Yun Miao ferociously, and complained aggrievedly: "Why did I rape you?! You slandered me!"

??Still holding on to the vengeful intention of "anyway, you will be said to be a gangster if you don't pick it up", Gu Jiao stretched out his claws, and catching Yun Miao is like a pickle.

??Yun Miao was shocked. He pointed to a button he had been torn off and asked, "Is this called slander? Didn't you pick me up?! Didn't you pick me up?!"

??Gu Jiao was so angry that he was like a puffer fish. He poked his waist and said loudly: "You said I would fuck you first, and then I did it. I obviously didn't fuck you at first! But since you said I did, then I really want to fuck you." !"

?? Yun Miao: "???"

??Yun Miao was dizzy by a series of jingles, and by Gu Jiaoshi's slapstick so that he felt like an over-shaken Coke bottle.

?? Gu Jiao also plausibly said: "What's wrong with me even if I paw you?! Can't I pao you?! I'm going to pao you today! Just pao you, papa you, papa you! And only papa you!"

??Yun Miao was dizzy, and clasped Gu Jiao's claws with great effort, and discussed in a dazed way: "Don't pick me up! If you pick me up again... my angel's wings are all bald because of you!"

??Gu Jiao became even more energetic: "I'm going to slap you! If I'm bald, it counts! You don't even know where I am, A-Han? What kind of wings do you want?! My A-Han is the only angel in the world!"

?? Well, things came back again.

?? When Yun Miao heard this, he felt a "bang" in his head, blowing away his barely maintained rationality. It should be said that his brains were about to explode.

?? Listen, listen, is this a human language? !

?? Is it human? !

?? Yun Miao pushed away the little Xinhuan boy who was still calling his name and wanted to snatch him back, grabbed Gu Jiao who was staggering, and said angrily, "If you know Chu Han, you know Chu Han! Chu Han is an angel What am I?! Follow Brother Yun and I will eat less and you drink less?! The money you drink for milk every year is more than my money for wine!!!”

??When Yu Kangshi came over, it was just such a scene, and he heard such a question.

?? And at this moment, the bar took care of its owner's mood very much, and the BGM suddenly adapted to the situation.

?? "It is fate that allows us to meet in troubled times~ Fate wants us to love each other in times of crisis~~"

??Yun Miao was frantic, and asked heartbreakingly: "Didn't you promise me to be each other's angel forever? How could you lie to me?! How is Chu Han better than me?! Why do you insist on looking for him?! You Why don't you come to me when you're drunk?!"

?? "Maybe the future is as far away as light years away~ I would like to wait for you in the unknown~~"

??Yun Miao grabbed Gu Jiao's hand, and Du Juan cried blood, "Say it! Why did you lie to me?! Why didn't you look for me?! Do you know how long I haven't seen you? Are you going to kill me?" forget?"

?? "I didn't expect~ I would be so crazy because of you~~"

??He weakly grabbed Gu Jiao, who was a double image in front of him, and condemned sadly and plaintively, "Did you forget that I gave you a pink car when I didn't see you? You don't think of me at all when you have nothing to do. They will also pick me up!!"

?? "Landslide and tsunami ~ without you ~ I don't want to escape at all ~~"

?? Yun Miao was dizzy with anger and alcohol, and roared out with all the strength in his body. His legs and feet were weak, and he would have fallen if he hadn't leaned against the wall. The look of being hurt by love.

?? It was indeed hurt by love, Yun Miao knew that this boy was a standard love brain, and his brotherhood was born destined to be let down by love.

?? He let go of his hand in frustration, leaning against the wall and murmured: "...why, why do you want to pull me for him?..."

?? And Gu Jiao was blown away by the lion's roar, he stood aggrieved for a while, and then said, "...You, you are fierce to me?"

?? Yun Miao: "..."

??Yun Miao gave him a heartbroken look. In that look, there was sadness, pain, and lamentation, all of which turned into nothingness in the end!

??He saw through the world of mortals as if he had no wish, closed his eyes and fell to the side, and was rushed up by the little boy from Xinhuan to help him away.

?? When Yu Kang stayed behind, his stern mask cracked.

?? Cracked together, and the world view he finally rebuilt.

?? He originally just wanted to have a friendly meeting with Gu Jiao, talk about the benefactor who sent him here, and let Gu Jiao know that 360 five elements, if you want to do one line and love one line, even if you are a canary You can only sell yourself to a benefactor.

??Of course, it would be the best if Gu Jiao could choose another benefactor and then let Chu Han out if he moved it with emotion and reasoned with it or with a check.

?? But now he finds that things don't seem to be simple.

?? This seems to be more than just a competition between two donors. Thinking about the one who said to call him at any time, this one keeps saying that he failed him for him. This may be... a group of donors chasing a canary !

?? The world is going downhill!People are not old!

??Could it be that the current patron is the Chinese cabbage?

?? Is it the canaries that are in short supply?

??Gu Jiao was so drunk that he couldn't keep his eyes open. When Mimi stared at Yu Kang, he felt a buzzing pain in his head. He reacted dizzily, leaning on the wall and was about to run, "Ahhhhhh Ah!! Meow, meow, don’t leave if you love me!! If you love me, go together!!”

?? When he didn't want to see Yu Kang at all, this man's brain was full of holes!

??The crater made by the meteorite!

??He is a small cannon fodder, how can he fight against the protagonist who has a foolish brain?Cannon fodder must have the consciousness of cannon fodder! !

??He is not worthy, he is not worthy, let him go!

??Ahhh!

?? Gu Jiao cried for a while, but couldn't leave.

??Yu Kangshi grabbed his wrist, "Don't move, speak clearly! Does Chu Han know about your relationship with them?"

??His hands were so strong that Gu Jiao gasped in pain: "I don't know what's the matter! You hurry up and let it go!!! Is there anyone, help me!!!"

?? And Yu Kangshi failed to say the villain's standard line of "Call, if you break your throat, no one will come to save you!".

??Because someone is coming.

??Yu Jiashi firmly grasped Yu Kangshi's wrist, "What are you doing?"

?? When Gu Jiao heard Wei Guangzheng's words, he followed the voice and hid there, muttering, "He's robbed a man from a good family!! Help!!"

??Yu Kangshi: "Jiashi, you go first, I have something to say to Gu Jiao."

??Yu Jiashi smiled, his eyes were cold, "Brother, what are you thinking? You should go, right? Even if it is you, I will never let go."

??Yu Kangshi: "..."

??Yu Kangshi: "???"

??The author has something to say: Jiaojiao would like to thank the benefactor for feeding: Showa? 1 landmine~ the honey in my heart? 5 bottles of nutrient solution, have a cup of tea? 2 bottles of nutrient solution~