I'm not a cannon fodder

??Since Gu Jiao has returned home, he still has to go to school.

??As soon as he turned on the mobile phone that Zhao Ming had confiscated for many days, he received a call.

?? From a professional class teacher.

??Then, amidst a series of questioning voices, "You are worthy of the people,?

?? He earnestly stated that if the teacher did not see him in class next Monday,? Let the teacher punish him on behalf of the people, the motherland, the party and his parents!

??You can whip him hard!

?? And then, clicked on the group chat, and Gu Jiao found out that his three dear roommates had already discussed who would be the uncle, second uncle, and third uncle after he brought the child back to his mother's house in the future.

??Cheng Hui wants to get a scholarship: "Study well is the kingly way. I, the one who studies first, should be the uncle."

?? Let me tell you a legend tonight: "Learning is just learning, it is not a measure of everything. For example, I can tell my children bedtime stories. Are you successful? You can only read math formulas to your children!"

??Cheng Hui wants to get a scholarship: "What's wrong with the mathematical formula? It's a sacred symbol, an angel's hymn. Why should I be number two when I can be number one?"

??Although I know that the second highest peak in the world is Mount K[-], the third peak is Kangchenjunga,? The fourth peak is Lhotse,? But it does not affect the widest number of people who know Mount Everest. "

?? Hu Hansan: "It's up to you,? Anyway, I want to be the second uncle of the child."

??Cheng Hui wants to get a scholarship: "Third brother."

?? Tell you a story tonight: "Third brother."

??Hu Hansan: "It can't be because there is a three in my nickname that I can't be the third uncle. This is very inappropriate.

?? Just like I won’t say you are [-] just because Jingye only took [-] in three subjects last year, and I won’t say you are a stick just because Cheng Hui took the first place in the exam. "

??Cheng Hui wants to get a scholarship: "Why should my example be ranked behind Jingye?"

??Let me tell you the legend tonight: "Why do you want a ginseng rooster?"

?? Let me tell you the legend tonight: "It's me,? Academic garbage.JPG"

??Cheng Hui wants to get a scholarship: "Don't say anything else, if you are a brother, you will recognize me as your big brother!"

??'Hu Hansan' issued a red envelope x1 in 'Jiaohua and his Flower Guardians'.

??'A Big Flower' received the red envelope from 'Hu Hansan'.

??A big delicate flower: "Second brother!"

??Cheng Hui wants to get a scholarship: "My red envelope!"

?? Let me tell you the legend tonight: "No! It's my red envelope!"

?? Hu Hansan: "... Isn't the point Jiaojiao bubbling? Jiaojiao, where have you been these few days? We are worried about you."

??Cheng Hui wants to get a scholarship: "+1"

?? Let me tell you the legend tonight: "+10086"

?? A big delicate flower: "This starts a long, long time ago. When I was a child, I often lay down on the ground and wondered, what is outside the door? My mother told me that it was the sea. Oh? There is the sea beyond the door." Is it? So, with a secret desire, one day, I finally climbed out of the door..."

?? Let me tell you the legend tonight: "Jiaojiao, you can't tell the story like this. How did I teach you? Don't stretch the timeline too long, and don't spread the background too much, as it will wear out readers' curiosity."

?? Cheng Hui wants to get a scholarship: "Applause.JPG"

??A big delicate flower: "Then I'm still talking about the daughter of the sea? The Little Mermaid?"

??Hu Hansan: "Jiaojiao, tell me when you will come back."

??A big delicate flower: "Next Monday!"

??Cheng Hui wants to get a scholarship: "How can you make up for the classes you missed since Wednesday?"

?? A big delicate flower: "I left on Monday, I don't have class on Tuesday."

?? Hu Hansan: "..."

?? Let me tell you the legend tonight: "..."

??Successful silence.

?? Ashamed to say, everyone in their dormitory has one characteristic, that is, they can sleep, sleep soundly, and have blind trust in each other for unknown reasons.

??I still remember the first morning class in the freshman year. The four of them did not set an alarm clock with respect to other roommates.

??They all thought that the other three could set the alarm clock. Even if the other three couldn't, at least one of them would.

??Facts have proved that all four of them had the same idea, and then they missed the dean's class together, were punished to stand together, and were seen by the principal to write a self-criticism.

?? So Gu Jiao sneaked away. They didn't notice because they were in a deep sleep, and because they blindly trusted him, they didn't call him the next morning.

??They all thought that the other two would be called Gu Jiao, even if the other two couldn't, at least one of them would be called Gu Jiao.

??It turned out that all three of them had the same idea, and they all happily let Gu Jiao go to sleep, and happily spent a full day.

??It wasn't until late at night that Hu Sang got up at night to ask Gu Jiao to pee, and went to pick up Gu Jiao's quilt, only to suddenly realize that Gu Jiaohua was lost.

??--

??In the early morning of Monday, the sound of "dong, dong dong" knocking on the door woke up the snoring people in the dormitory.

?? Cheng Hui was the one closest to the bedroom door. He slowly opened his eyes and asked in a daze, "...Gu Jiao is back?"

?? Hu Sang reluctantly opened his eyes, and looked at the sky through the half-dark curtains on the window. "Impossible, he can't get up so early."

??Kyono snorted unconsciously: "That makes sense."

?? The three of them managed to convince themselves that they covered themselves with blankets and continued to sleep.

?? But outside the door is still boom, boom, boom, boom.

?? Obsessive-compulsive disorder, quite regular.

?? Hu Sang couldn't hold it anymore and shouted: "Cheng Hui!"

??Jingye Ditto: "Cheng Hui!"

??Cheng Hui: "..."

??Cheng Hui got off the bed slowly, opened the door slowly, ah, it wasn't Gu Jiao.

??I was about to close the door, but the door...won't close.

??The one holding the door was a beautiful young man dressed in fancy clothes, with red lips and white teeth.

??Cheng Hui was so sleepy that he had no time to appreciate his beauty, so he squinted his eyes and asked, "What's the matter?"

??The beautiful boy blinked, unable to restrain his joy and excitement, "Hello, does Gu Jiao live here?"

?? Hu Sang's ears were sharp, he lay on the bed rail and yelled, "Who is it, Jiaojiao?"

??The beautiful boy heard it, stood on tiptoe and shouted loudly to the inside, "It's not Jiaojiao, it's Jiaojiao's boyfriend!"

??Cheng Hui thumped and woke up: "...what the hell?"

??The beautiful young man is confident: "I am Jiaojiao, that is, Gu Jiao's boyfriend! Is Gu Jiao here?"

??Cheng Hui shook his head blankly. The beautiful boy was a little disappointed, but he still said seriously, "Hi, my name is Yu Jiashi, and I'm Gu Jiao's boyfriend. I will see you often in the future. Please give me your advice."

?? After finishing speaking, he left, and took away the three sleepy people in the dormitory by the way.

?? Hu Sang sat up from the bed, scratched his messy hair, "...who did he just say he was?"

?? Jingye also woke up, and he repeated in a daze: "...Gu Jiao's boyfriend? He said it at least three times."

??Cheng Hui was still standing by the door, when a gust of wind blew by, he silently uttered a word: "...Damn."

?? It is good to live long, and you can see any big scene.

?? And then, after seeing the threesome in the dormitory, they met Gu Jiao half an hour later.

?? Although Gu Jiao was forced to get up early by Chu Han, he was very happy.

??Because Chu Han said he would go back to school for a few days.

??Chu Han has already completed his credits, why is he staying at school?

??Of course because of him!

?? Only because of him!

??Which hero and heroine of the novel can be happier than the hero and heroine of the campus novel?

??Under the watchful eyes of the teachers, quietly expressing affection~

??Under the cover of the classmates, sneakily exude ambiguity~

?? If you can hold the little hand and kiss the little mouth again, you can go to the grove if you have nothing to do.

?? Chiliu, Gu Jiao said that he can, very well.

?? If you miss high school, you must catch the tail of college!

??Holding infinite yearning for the future campus life, Gu Jiao hummed a little tune and pushed open the door of the dormitory, then spread his hands, "Your cutie suddenly appeared~"

??But the three people in the dormitory didn't rush over to give him a flying hug, didn't rush forward screaming, and didn't even call Jiaojiao to welcome home.

?? Their eyes are very strange.

??...Emmmm, how should I put it, it's like watching my dog ​​come back with lipstick on his face after wandering around outside.

?? Gu Jiao also fell silent when facing those uncertain gazes.

??Could it be that they discovered their secret?

?? No, it must have been a few days since I saw him, and I have reached a new level of handsomeness.

??The eye-catching handsomeness fascinates them, so that they can't move.

?? Gu Jiao was suddenly a little worried, don't fall in love with him.

?? Worrying about being liked all the time is also a kind of trouble.

?? But he already has Chu Han, even if... he can only let them down.

??If you reject them, will they not get what they ask for, and hate them because of love?

?? Are they still willing to be friends with him?

??The more Gu Jiao thought about it, the more timid he became, Jiojio stepped back into the dormitory tentatively.

?? And then, he was tied up.

??Gu Jiao, with his hands tied in front of his body, was pitiful and helpless. He sat on a small bench, "Everyone, strong men! Speak up if you have something to say!"

??Alas, it's all his damn charm that has no place to rest.

?? Gu Jiao said sadly: "Listen to my explanation..."

??Gu Jiao thought they would shake their heads wildly, vented wantonly the distress of being rejected, and said, "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen."

?? But no, Hu Sang smiled, showing a villain's unique smile, "You explain, we listen."

??Gu Jiao glanced at them eagerly, not knowing what to explain, so he held back for a long time, and just said: "Actually, although... we can still be friends."

??Hu Sang looked into his bright eyes and said, "What's wrong with your boyfriend?"

?? Gu Jiao let out an "ang" sound, a little confused, he was puzzled: "What boyfriend, I don't have a boyfriend."

??Cheng Hui sneered, "Don't say yes, third brother, Shangjiafa!"

??Kyono has been gearing up for a long time, he smirked and waved his little leather whip... Oh no, the little skipping rope, and whipped it onto the table.

?? Jingye said in a low voice: "It seems that if you don't suffer a little, you won't be able to tell the truth."

??Gu Jiao: Frightened.JPG

??But they didn't listen to Gu Jiao's explanation, and pressed forward step by step.

?? Gu Jiao showed sadness on his face, "Don't, don't touch me, come, come, save me."

?? Hu Sang threatened: "You scream, and no one will come to rescue you if you break your throat!"

?? But at this moment, the door was pushed open heavily.

??The beautiful boy who left not long ago walked in. He looked at the scene in front of him, and his face became more vivid and brighter because of his anger.

??Yu Jiashi gritted his teeth: "Who said no one will come to save him? I'm here!"

?? Hu Sang was taken aback, and asked in a low voice, "Jiaojiao, why did you come in without locking the door?"

?? Gu Jiao was also a little confused, he whispered: "I forgot."

??Yu Jiashi was even more angry, "I'm here, but you still dare to threaten him!"

??He was both grateful and scared: "If I hadn't left, I would never have imagined that you would abuse him, insult him, and destroy him like this!!"

?? "Doesn't your conscience ache? You are simply beasts with a human face and a heart! I don't share the sky with you!"

??As the object of being abused, insulted and destroyed by a beast with a human face, a beast, a heart and a dress, Gu Jiao didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only show an embarrassed but polite smile,

?? And then, I saw the beautiful boy coming towards him.

??Yu Jiashi regretfully untied the red long johns wrapped around Gu Jiao's hands, "They actually tied you up with these!"

?? Gu Jiao: "..." This is my long johns, what's wrong with it being a handcuff?

??Before he had time to react, Yu Jiashi pulled the stupefied him into his arms.

??Gu Jiao could only feel a strange smell of perfume on the tip of his nose.

?? It was completely different from the light and clean smell on Chu Han's body, making Gu Jiao subconsciously want to hide.

?? What kind of role is this playing? !

?? Hu Sang and the others just watched themselves being eaten tofu? !

?? Gu Jiao stretched out his hand to push.

??But this man hugged him even tighter, and he said pitifully, "Don't be afraid, Jiaojiao, I'm back. I assure you, there will never be such a thing in the future."

?? "I will protect you, Jiaojiao."

??Gu Jiao: "..."

??Gu Jiao: "!!!"

??No, brother, who are you? !

??The author has something to say: it’s him, it’s him, it’s him, our hero Nezha~