How to catch a demon god? !
Chapter 41
Qiao Pingyang felt that his skull must have been damaged before he said the following sentence: "I can make you one with a coagulation forceps."
"Do a what?"
"child."
"..."
"..."
Ling Fengmian repeated Qiao Pingyang's proposal several times in her heart, and then caught another important point: "Give it to me?"
Qiao Pingyang almost blurted out "It's not what you want".However, considering the atmosphere of the scene, he chose to rub along the hair: "Give it to us?" He regretted it after he finished speaking.He must be sick, the two men had a baby, he knew he had been poisoned by the fox, but he didn't expect it to be so serious!Brain cells are sick!Well, strictly speaking, using coagulation forceps to make a demon is not "giving birth" a child, at most it is "making" a child, and he is not too crazy.
"How to do it?" Ling Fengmian glanced at him, and listened to what he had to say first.
Qiao Pingyang swallowed a little nervously, and said: "The spiritual root of a demon can be divided, similar to cell mitosis. By cultivating the divisions, a new little demon can be formed, which is inherited by blood. However, the gender is random and cannot be chosen."
That's right, this is one of Qiao's current businesses besides catching monsters.Although there are not many customers with needs, Qiao Pingyang believes that as long as there is one customer, the market has a promising future.This year's business is bleak, and the little demons he has cultivated are only the litter of lynx babies that Xie Chen asked for by name.
Ling Fengmian was noncommittal, and continued to ask: "You let me have a child alone?"
"...No." Qiao Pingyang pursed his lips and said secretly, "Just add my DNA..."
"more specific."
"...My blood is not good. If you add it to the spirit root, it will be corroded, but the hair, nails and skin are fine. If you add it to the branches, the bloodlines will be mixed. There have been customers who asked to make mixed-blood demon babies, so I have experience." After speaking, Qiao Pingyang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.He still can't believe that he accepted the mixed bloodline with Ling Fengmian to create a half-demon...it's so bizarre.If Qiao Qianyu or Qiao Ran found out, they might vomit blood.
Ling Fengmian lowered her eyes as if she was weighing the pros and cons, her long eyelashes tickled Qiao Pingyang's heart like the soft wings of a chick.
"So it's not that you don't want to have a baby with me."
……
He is a man, and it is only natural that he will not have children.
He certainly cannot "will" to have children.
but.
"I can't do this. But if I can make a nest of little foxes like you, I might be willing." Qiao Pingyang smiled at Ling Fengmian, and patted Ling Fengmian with both hands. Looking at his handsome face, he abruptly lifted his face up, "Ling Fengmian, look at me."
Ling Fengmian raised her eyes to look into the man's eyes.The corners of his little wolfdog's mouth curled up slightly, and there was light in his eyes.
"I'm not your subordinate, and I will never be able to obey you like Turtle Dove and the others. Even so, if you are willing, let's be together." Qiao Pingyang said very sincerely.When he is fooling people, he often uses a sincere tone to lower the other party's vigilance, but this time I have to say that he is sincere.He has already taken this multi-tailed white fox that was picked up by accident into his heart.
Ling Fengmian hugged him into her arms, put her chin on Qiao Pingyang's head, and nodded, "Yes. I'm sure."
Qiao Pingyang, who was dying of illness, actually felt that this condescending tone became a little cute.His fingers wandered to the front of the fox-fur cloak, and his nimble fingertips poked inside: "I'm glad we have reached a consensus. Now, we can continue." He turned over and pressed Ling Fengmian onto the bed, straddling her At his waist, she leaned down and kissed his ear pinnae intentionally like him.
Seeing that he was in a better mood, Ling Fengmian unconsciously relaxed her brows, pulled his left hand to her lips and pecked, "You can do whatever you like." Anyway, you are the one who gets wiped out in the end.
Qiao Pingyang licked his lips, and was about to tear off the fox-fur cloak of the person below him to kiss Fangze, when a chubby murine bird who didn't know how to read the atmosphere flew in through the open window with its wings fluttering.It stayed in the air for a while, then made a bend and flew to the head of the bed.There is a red rope tied around the swollen belly, and there seems to be something behind it.It let out a "guji" and tilted its head to look at Qiao Pingyang.
"It looks like they were sent by Turtledove?" Qiao Pingyang gave Ling Fengmian a regretful look.Who said just now that no one will bother you this time.
Ling Fengmian didn't want to let him go easily.Grabbing Qiao Pingyang's waist with both hands, he insisted on holding him down and not letting him leave.The part where the two are in close contact has sensitively changed.
"Hey..." Qiao Pingyang's whole body was covered in such a fox fur coat, which was vacuum, and now he was rubbed so hard that his old face turned red again.
"Untie it and have a look."
"You let go first."
Qiao Pingyang's response was another burst of rubbing.
……
It's a zero!Playing hooligans in broad daylight!
He knew that he couldn't fight hard, so he had to retreat and untie the red rope from the bird's body as he said, and take off the things on his back.Upon closer inspection, it was a small piece of paper rolled up.
"The characters are so small." He glanced at them and threw them directly on Ling Fengmian's face, "Look for yourself."
Ling Fengmian pinched the piece of paper, and the moment he let go of Qiao Pingyang, he rolled over and slipped away.Agility is pretty good.
"The turtledove said that according to his analysis, the dragon scales on the dragon tail halberd are real dragon scales."
"Real dragon?"
"Zi Cheng has spiritual roots in his body, but no primordial spirit, so he is a jiao. The dragon scales are probably taken from the real dragon."
……
Isn't that... spooky?In fact, Qiao Pingyang also had this doubt. Bai Meng swore that "Liu Li Guang Yuan is the only orthodox Dragon Palace for thousands of years", but he didn't even see a snake, let alone a dragon.There were only Bai Meng and Zi Cheng in the whole temple.Where did the dragon go.
"Shouldn't Zicheng have slain the dragon?"
Ling Fengmian nodded: "It seems that this is the case."
"I have to put aside the matter of making children after I go back, do you agree?" Qiao Pingyang's expression became serious, Tulong... This is not an ordinary fight.Something big is bound to happen.
Ling Fengmian kneaded his natural curly hair, which was seconded.
In the end, the two of them couldn't stay in Qingjian Lingshan for the whole weekend. Qiao Pingyang went to soak in Lingquan for two hours every day according to Lingfengmian, and soaked for two days.The abrasion on his chest was completely healed, and the stabbing wound on his right leg, where the bones could be seen faintly, had gradually grown tender flesh, and it was no longer a hindrance to walking.Of course he thought he might be better off faster if the salty fox didn't get his hands on him at night and make a big fight every night.
Qiao Pingyang couldn't wait, so he dragged Ling Fengmian back to the city.
Are you kidding me, now is not the time to talk about making villains in the deep mountains and old forests, the moment of crisis has come, even if Zicheng doesn't target Ling Fengmian, the Qiao family will have to intervene once they know about him slaying the dragon .Following the family motto of the Qiao family, to fall into a demon and kill without mercy, let alone a fallen demon who committed such a serious crime as slaying a dragon.If the evil spirit is too heavy, the body will be backlashed sooner or later, and eventually it will completely lose its personal consciousness and become a murderous weapon that goes berserk.At that time, it will be even more difficult to get rid of him.So before Zicheng is unable to recover, he must find a way.
Before leaving, the sixteen twins of the thousand-year-old Snow Lotus came to see them off, each with a bitter face, very reluctant to part.
"Ah, ah, His Highness the White Fox and the human adults, are we leaving now?"
"Why don't you stay a few more days?"
"Yes, yes, there are so many snow lotus—"
"I'm leaving now, but I don't know when I'll see you again—"
"Oh, it's so sad."
Qiao Pingyang patted the nearest little heads and comforted him: "Some things have to go back to deal with. I will tell Xueyin that you miss him very much. Thank you Xuelian."
"You're too polite—"
"Master Human, you are too polite——"
"Let's go."
"His Highness White Fox, please take good care of this human adult—"
Ling Fengmian nodded in agreement, and after Qiao Pingyang said goodbye to the snow lotus fairies, he summoned Mo Ying.
Qiao Pingyang rode Moying and poked his head out to wave to the sixteen-tuplet Mifentuanzi. As Moying flew higher and farther away from the ground, the Mifentuanzi did not leave. Bouncing up and down to send him off in place, he couldn't help laughing out loud.Xueyin's Qingjian Lingshan is really a wonderful place.It's a pity that the snow lotus can't be put away, otherwise he would be very happy if he picked a few more flowers and brought them back to Xueyin.
Ling Fengmian looked at his smiling profile from the side.I've seen his defenseless sleeping face, seen his furry appearance, seen his surprised or helpless expression, but his smile is my favorite.
"What are you looking at? I got something on my face?"
Well, I don't even like the look of spoiling the scenery.
Ling Fengmian thought of his little wolf dog telling him "Let's be together" solemnly, and felt very proud.
Qiao Pingyang saw the corners of his mouth twitching up and down, and said contemptuously, "The expression on your face is not muscular, so don't force yourself. It looks scary."
"...You were so eloquent before?"
Yes, I just complained in my heart before. :)
"What's the matter, you don't like it?" Qiao Pingyang smirked.
Ling Fengmian covered his head with her big hand and rubbed it randomly, but the feeling was still so good. "I like it." As he said, he lowered his head and kissed that smirking mouth.
The first important thing after returning to this city is the sheepskin booklet.
Qiao Pingyang went straight to the room, dug out the thin robe from the military overcoat, and took out the lambskin booklet from the inner pocket.Thank goodness he didn't actually burn his changed clothes back then...
It has been several days since Ling Fengmian broke into the Liuliguangyuan directly and had a fierce fight with Zi Cheng. If Zi Cheng had not been seriously injured and fell into a coma, he would definitely have discovered that the whereabouts of the booklet was missing.Whether that big iceberg with a frightening aura will call directly for this booklet is uncertain.Thinking about it, Qiao Pingyang trembled involuntarily, tsk tsk, scary.
It happened that Turtle Dove came to report and visit Ling Fengmian's injuries.
Qiao Pingyang squeezed into the conversation between the two holding the booklet: "Look, this is it."
Turtledove pushed his glasses and asked, "What is this?"
"The ones I found from the study in Limiao Pavilion should be Wanqin's former personal belongings. Zicheng kept them carefully, and there may be some information on them." He opened the booklet again while speaking.However, after turning over several pages in a row, they were all blank.He frowned and said, "It can't be empty."
Ling Fengmian didn't urge him, and waited for him to slowly turn the pages one by one.
In order not to miss any information, it took Qiao Pingyang about a minute and a half to read everything from beginning to end.Should it be said that there is another village where the willows are dark and the flowers are bright? Just when he was about to give up, he finally found something on the last page of the sheepskin book.
"……what is this?"
Ling Fengmian leaned over to take a look, but didn't understand what he meant: "What?"
"It looks like an astrolabe. A compass...?" He couldn't understand such an ancient thing again.Ever since he met Ling Fengmian and the others, although he didn't want to admit it, he was indeed a three-legged cat.The little tricks used to catch little monsters in the past are not enough to watch.When the books are in use, I hate less... Should I find a time to read all the ancient books in the study at the Qiao Family Courtyard?
Turtledove has excellent eyesight, standing in place can even see the texture of the sheepskin cover clearly.He wondered: "What did you see?"
"Round, like a Greek astrolabe." And so on.Turtledove What does this mean?
Ling Fengmian asked, "Are you sure it belongs to Wanqin?"
There was a layer of hairs on Qiao Pingyang's back. What the hell? Could it be another ghost story: "When I found it in Limiao Pavilion, this book was glowing, and it was white. It can't be Zicheng's evil spirit, he is so dark that he can It's like ink."
Ling Fengmian nodded, and told him with certainty: "I can't see the evil spirit. I can't see the astrolabe you mentioned either."
Turtledove seconded: "Exactly. It's blank."
Qiao Pingyang: "..."
So weird.
The demon god who calls the clouds and the rain and the hunter Turtledove whose eyesight is a hundred times that of his can't see things, but he, a mortal, can see them.Amazing. :)
"Do a what?"
"child."
"..."
"..."
Ling Fengmian repeated Qiao Pingyang's proposal several times in her heart, and then caught another important point: "Give it to me?"
Qiao Pingyang almost blurted out "It's not what you want".However, considering the atmosphere of the scene, he chose to rub along the hair: "Give it to us?" He regretted it after he finished speaking.He must be sick, the two men had a baby, he knew he had been poisoned by the fox, but he didn't expect it to be so serious!Brain cells are sick!Well, strictly speaking, using coagulation forceps to make a demon is not "giving birth" a child, at most it is "making" a child, and he is not too crazy.
"How to do it?" Ling Fengmian glanced at him, and listened to what he had to say first.
Qiao Pingyang swallowed a little nervously, and said: "The spiritual root of a demon can be divided, similar to cell mitosis. By cultivating the divisions, a new little demon can be formed, which is inherited by blood. However, the gender is random and cannot be chosen."
That's right, this is one of Qiao's current businesses besides catching monsters.Although there are not many customers with needs, Qiao Pingyang believes that as long as there is one customer, the market has a promising future.This year's business is bleak, and the little demons he has cultivated are only the litter of lynx babies that Xie Chen asked for by name.
Ling Fengmian was noncommittal, and continued to ask: "You let me have a child alone?"
"...No." Qiao Pingyang pursed his lips and said secretly, "Just add my DNA..."
"more specific."
"...My blood is not good. If you add it to the spirit root, it will be corroded, but the hair, nails and skin are fine. If you add it to the branches, the bloodlines will be mixed. There have been customers who asked to make mixed-blood demon babies, so I have experience." After speaking, Qiao Pingyang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.He still can't believe that he accepted the mixed bloodline with Ling Fengmian to create a half-demon...it's so bizarre.If Qiao Qianyu or Qiao Ran found out, they might vomit blood.
Ling Fengmian lowered her eyes as if she was weighing the pros and cons, her long eyelashes tickled Qiao Pingyang's heart like the soft wings of a chick.
"So it's not that you don't want to have a baby with me."
……
He is a man, and it is only natural that he will not have children.
He certainly cannot "will" to have children.
but.
"I can't do this. But if I can make a nest of little foxes like you, I might be willing." Qiao Pingyang smiled at Ling Fengmian, and patted Ling Fengmian with both hands. Looking at his handsome face, he abruptly lifted his face up, "Ling Fengmian, look at me."
Ling Fengmian raised her eyes to look into the man's eyes.The corners of his little wolfdog's mouth curled up slightly, and there was light in his eyes.
"I'm not your subordinate, and I will never be able to obey you like Turtle Dove and the others. Even so, if you are willing, let's be together." Qiao Pingyang said very sincerely.When he is fooling people, he often uses a sincere tone to lower the other party's vigilance, but this time I have to say that he is sincere.He has already taken this multi-tailed white fox that was picked up by accident into his heart.
Ling Fengmian hugged him into her arms, put her chin on Qiao Pingyang's head, and nodded, "Yes. I'm sure."
Qiao Pingyang, who was dying of illness, actually felt that this condescending tone became a little cute.His fingers wandered to the front of the fox-fur cloak, and his nimble fingertips poked inside: "I'm glad we have reached a consensus. Now, we can continue." He turned over and pressed Ling Fengmian onto the bed, straddling her At his waist, she leaned down and kissed his ear pinnae intentionally like him.
Seeing that he was in a better mood, Ling Fengmian unconsciously relaxed her brows, pulled his left hand to her lips and pecked, "You can do whatever you like." Anyway, you are the one who gets wiped out in the end.
Qiao Pingyang licked his lips, and was about to tear off the fox-fur cloak of the person below him to kiss Fangze, when a chubby murine bird who didn't know how to read the atmosphere flew in through the open window with its wings fluttering.It stayed in the air for a while, then made a bend and flew to the head of the bed.There is a red rope tied around the swollen belly, and there seems to be something behind it.It let out a "guji" and tilted its head to look at Qiao Pingyang.
"It looks like they were sent by Turtledove?" Qiao Pingyang gave Ling Fengmian a regretful look.Who said just now that no one will bother you this time.
Ling Fengmian didn't want to let him go easily.Grabbing Qiao Pingyang's waist with both hands, he insisted on holding him down and not letting him leave.The part where the two are in close contact has sensitively changed.
"Hey..." Qiao Pingyang's whole body was covered in such a fox fur coat, which was vacuum, and now he was rubbed so hard that his old face turned red again.
"Untie it and have a look."
"You let go first."
Qiao Pingyang's response was another burst of rubbing.
……
It's a zero!Playing hooligans in broad daylight!
He knew that he couldn't fight hard, so he had to retreat and untie the red rope from the bird's body as he said, and take off the things on his back.Upon closer inspection, it was a small piece of paper rolled up.
"The characters are so small." He glanced at them and threw them directly on Ling Fengmian's face, "Look for yourself."
Ling Fengmian pinched the piece of paper, and the moment he let go of Qiao Pingyang, he rolled over and slipped away.Agility is pretty good.
"The turtledove said that according to his analysis, the dragon scales on the dragon tail halberd are real dragon scales."
"Real dragon?"
"Zi Cheng has spiritual roots in his body, but no primordial spirit, so he is a jiao. The dragon scales are probably taken from the real dragon."
……
Isn't that... spooky?In fact, Qiao Pingyang also had this doubt. Bai Meng swore that "Liu Li Guang Yuan is the only orthodox Dragon Palace for thousands of years", but he didn't even see a snake, let alone a dragon.There were only Bai Meng and Zi Cheng in the whole temple.Where did the dragon go.
"Shouldn't Zicheng have slain the dragon?"
Ling Fengmian nodded: "It seems that this is the case."
"I have to put aside the matter of making children after I go back, do you agree?" Qiao Pingyang's expression became serious, Tulong... This is not an ordinary fight.Something big is bound to happen.
Ling Fengmian kneaded his natural curly hair, which was seconded.
In the end, the two of them couldn't stay in Qingjian Lingshan for the whole weekend. Qiao Pingyang went to soak in Lingquan for two hours every day according to Lingfengmian, and soaked for two days.The abrasion on his chest was completely healed, and the stabbing wound on his right leg, where the bones could be seen faintly, had gradually grown tender flesh, and it was no longer a hindrance to walking.Of course he thought he might be better off faster if the salty fox didn't get his hands on him at night and make a big fight every night.
Qiao Pingyang couldn't wait, so he dragged Ling Fengmian back to the city.
Are you kidding me, now is not the time to talk about making villains in the deep mountains and old forests, the moment of crisis has come, even if Zicheng doesn't target Ling Fengmian, the Qiao family will have to intervene once they know about him slaying the dragon .Following the family motto of the Qiao family, to fall into a demon and kill without mercy, let alone a fallen demon who committed such a serious crime as slaying a dragon.If the evil spirit is too heavy, the body will be backlashed sooner or later, and eventually it will completely lose its personal consciousness and become a murderous weapon that goes berserk.At that time, it will be even more difficult to get rid of him.So before Zicheng is unable to recover, he must find a way.
Before leaving, the sixteen twins of the thousand-year-old Snow Lotus came to see them off, each with a bitter face, very reluctant to part.
"Ah, ah, His Highness the White Fox and the human adults, are we leaving now?"
"Why don't you stay a few more days?"
"Yes, yes, there are so many snow lotus—"
"I'm leaving now, but I don't know when I'll see you again—"
"Oh, it's so sad."
Qiao Pingyang patted the nearest little heads and comforted him: "Some things have to go back to deal with. I will tell Xueyin that you miss him very much. Thank you Xuelian."
"You're too polite—"
"Master Human, you are too polite——"
"Let's go."
"His Highness White Fox, please take good care of this human adult—"
Ling Fengmian nodded in agreement, and after Qiao Pingyang said goodbye to the snow lotus fairies, he summoned Mo Ying.
Qiao Pingyang rode Moying and poked his head out to wave to the sixteen-tuplet Mifentuanzi. As Moying flew higher and farther away from the ground, the Mifentuanzi did not leave. Bouncing up and down to send him off in place, he couldn't help laughing out loud.Xueyin's Qingjian Lingshan is really a wonderful place.It's a pity that the snow lotus can't be put away, otherwise he would be very happy if he picked a few more flowers and brought them back to Xueyin.
Ling Fengmian looked at his smiling profile from the side.I've seen his defenseless sleeping face, seen his furry appearance, seen his surprised or helpless expression, but his smile is my favorite.
"What are you looking at? I got something on my face?"
Well, I don't even like the look of spoiling the scenery.
Ling Fengmian thought of his little wolf dog telling him "Let's be together" solemnly, and felt very proud.
Qiao Pingyang saw the corners of his mouth twitching up and down, and said contemptuously, "The expression on your face is not muscular, so don't force yourself. It looks scary."
"...You were so eloquent before?"
Yes, I just complained in my heart before. :)
"What's the matter, you don't like it?" Qiao Pingyang smirked.
Ling Fengmian covered his head with her big hand and rubbed it randomly, but the feeling was still so good. "I like it." As he said, he lowered his head and kissed that smirking mouth.
The first important thing after returning to this city is the sheepskin booklet.
Qiao Pingyang went straight to the room, dug out the thin robe from the military overcoat, and took out the lambskin booklet from the inner pocket.Thank goodness he didn't actually burn his changed clothes back then...
It has been several days since Ling Fengmian broke into the Liuliguangyuan directly and had a fierce fight with Zi Cheng. If Zi Cheng had not been seriously injured and fell into a coma, he would definitely have discovered that the whereabouts of the booklet was missing.Whether that big iceberg with a frightening aura will call directly for this booklet is uncertain.Thinking about it, Qiao Pingyang trembled involuntarily, tsk tsk, scary.
It happened that Turtle Dove came to report and visit Ling Fengmian's injuries.
Qiao Pingyang squeezed into the conversation between the two holding the booklet: "Look, this is it."
Turtledove pushed his glasses and asked, "What is this?"
"The ones I found from the study in Limiao Pavilion should be Wanqin's former personal belongings. Zicheng kept them carefully, and there may be some information on them." He opened the booklet again while speaking.However, after turning over several pages in a row, they were all blank.He frowned and said, "It can't be empty."
Ling Fengmian didn't urge him, and waited for him to slowly turn the pages one by one.
In order not to miss any information, it took Qiao Pingyang about a minute and a half to read everything from beginning to end.Should it be said that there is another village where the willows are dark and the flowers are bright? Just when he was about to give up, he finally found something on the last page of the sheepskin book.
"……what is this?"
Ling Fengmian leaned over to take a look, but didn't understand what he meant: "What?"
"It looks like an astrolabe. A compass...?" He couldn't understand such an ancient thing again.Ever since he met Ling Fengmian and the others, although he didn't want to admit it, he was indeed a three-legged cat.The little tricks used to catch little monsters in the past are not enough to watch.When the books are in use, I hate less... Should I find a time to read all the ancient books in the study at the Qiao Family Courtyard?
Turtledove has excellent eyesight, standing in place can even see the texture of the sheepskin cover clearly.He wondered: "What did you see?"
"Round, like a Greek astrolabe." And so on.Turtledove What does this mean?
Ling Fengmian asked, "Are you sure it belongs to Wanqin?"
There was a layer of hairs on Qiao Pingyang's back. What the hell? Could it be another ghost story: "When I found it in Limiao Pavilion, this book was glowing, and it was white. It can't be Zicheng's evil spirit, he is so dark that he can It's like ink."
Ling Fengmian nodded, and told him with certainty: "I can't see the evil spirit. I can't see the astrolabe you mentioned either."
Turtledove seconded: "Exactly. It's blank."
Qiao Pingyang: "..."
So weird.
The demon god who calls the clouds and the rain and the hunter Turtledove whose eyesight is a hundred times that of his can't see things, but he, a mortal, can see them.Amazing. :)
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