How to catch a demon god? !

He vaguely heard someone talking outside the room, and Qiao Pingyang woke up.Opening his eyes, he thought for 30 seconds before remembering that he slept at Ling Fengmian's house last night.Rubbing his eyes sleepily, he didn't get a good night's sleep after one commission after another recently. The old man said that his body was a bit overwhelmed.He was alone on the bed, Ling Fengmian should have woken up.He slowly got up and fastened the messy nightgown again.I went to the bathroom to wash my face, but found that there was no toothbrush available, so I had to make do with mouthwash, and changed into yesterday's clothes.

Yawning and walking to the living room, Ling Fengmian sat on the sofa with a cup of coffee.

"Let me ask first, do I come to sleep with you every day?"

"Since you strongly request, come every day."

"..." Qiao Pingyang was speechless. It was obvious that he didn't "strongly demand", but it was even more obvious that His Majesty the Emperor couldn't understand people's words, "Prepare me a toothbrush."

"Is there any other request, I will let the turtledove prepare together."

Hearing that, Qiao Pingyang thought about it, and bought new personal items such as toothbrushes, and just brought clothes from home. Originally, one person is full and the whole family is not hungry. In fact, it is the same wherever you live.In addition, in general, no matter which house the Qiao family owns, it is incomparable with the large one-story apartment of the Emperor—in fact, it seems that they have made money?

"No, I will bring the clothes myself."

"It's okay if you don't bring it, I'll buy you a new one." Ling Fengmian said naturally.

"..."

Shouldn't it be more in line with the current atmosphere to say "Thank you Lord Long En"?

Qiao Pingyang suddenly realized that this person gave him all kinds of orders inexplicably, asking for this and that, but in fact he was very kind to him.He really "raised him" as he said, so, in fact, this fox likes him, right?When you think about it this way, everything is very logical.First, there are beautiful young people throwing themselves into their arms, and then being protected by the wings of a demon god. Could this be...the peach blossom period in life——.

"Ding dong." The doorbell rang crisply.Then came the sound of the door opening directly.

Turtle Dove entered the door, staring at the unfamiliar shoes at the door, then saw Qiao Pingyang standing in the living room.The glasses blocked his sight, he lowered his head indifferently, and said to Ling Fengmian, "Lord Ling, the car is ready."

Ling Fengmian nodded, "Turtledove, change my clothes for me."

Turtledove respectfully replied, "Yes."

Qiao Pingyang: "..." No matter how old he is, he needs someone else to take care of his clothes... Reminiscent of the day Ling Fengmian was taken home by him, it was Turtle Dove who put on his shirt for him, Qiao Pingyang despises the emperor from the bottom of his heart.

"Are you going to promote the harmonious coexistence of humans and demons? Qing Lan will go with you," Ling Fengmian put down her cup, and waited for Turtle Dove to pick out a complete set of clothes for today from the cloakroom. "Let him wait for you downstairs." Yes. He'll take you back in the evening. I know you want me to accompany you, but I don't have time."

……

Gradually, even the desire to complain has weakened.Qiao Pingyang had to admit that human beings are really adaptable. He has already begun to adapt to Ling Fengmian's self-indulgent style of speaking. It's a waste of energy to refute every sentence in his head, so it's better to ignore it. "Understood." After speaking, without waiting for Ling Fengmian to change his clothes, he opened the door and left with the bowl.

Seeing the familiar Cayenne downstairs, Xueyin poked her head out, "Yangyang, we're here to pick you up!"

Unexpectedly, Xueyin was there, and Qiao Pingyang became happier, and planned to organize everyone to study the bowl while having morning tea.

In the box of the morning tea shop, Xueyin was delivering his favorite Crystal Shrimp Dumplings and Barbecued Sausage Mifen to his mouth, one bite at a time, his cheeks bulging like a Tibetan hamster.Qiao Pingyang took out a bowl from his arms and placed it in the middle of the table, saying, "Ah Qing, Ling Fengmian said you are an aquatic creature? Can you see the iconic seal on this bowl? It should be a snake." Cigarette, asked symbolically, "Mind if I smoke?"

Qing Lan shook her head and said please go ahead, picked up the bowl and looked around at 360 degrees without any dead ends, "It smells like a snake, but there is no seal, nothing..." Before she finished speaking, her mouth was filled with something. Xueyin, who forgot to interject, interrupted: "Yang Yangni swollen and coldly called Ling Daleng's name!"

Qiao Pingyang: "Talk after eating. Ah Qing, you continue to talk."

Qing Lan: "Teng snakes are not common in this area. You said that the client has a purple-red binding spell? It sounds like a forbidden curse under the Teng snake. What did that person do that snakes hate?"

Qiao Pingyang: "On the contrary. He gave Tengshe a bowl of milk, and he used this bowl."

Qing Lan was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Then if I'm right, Teng Snake wants to marry him."

Qiao Pingyang: "...to marry?"

Qing Lan: "Because he gave Teng Snake a bowl of milk, Teng Snake fell in love with him, so he cast a spell to protect him from being touched by other people. Moreover, Teng Snake is a family that pays attention to etiquette, so it will definitely be in the next The betrothal gift will be issued within a week after the spell is bound. Your client should have received it."

Qiao Pingyang thought it might be too late, so he quickly dialed Gu Jing's phone number, "... Hey, Xiao Jing, it's me. Listen to me, did you receive anything about three weeks ago? Maybe it's just a matter of time. On your doorstep or something."

Gu Jing hesitated during the phone call, "There was a jug of wine at the door... I put it away, I don't know who gave it to me, so I didn't drink it."

Qiao Pingyang: "Okay, don't drink it. I'll contact you again." After hanging up the phone, he said to Qing Lan, "Ah Qing, he hasn't had a drink yet. Does this count as forfeiting the betrothal gift?"

Qing Lan: "That's just a temporary delay. Drinking is equivalent to accepting the bride price, and he will go to pick up the bride that night. If he doesn't drink, he will wait, and finally gets impatient, so he doesn't care whether you drink or not, just go Kidnapped people away. Tengsnake is such a monster who has too many tricks and stubbornness. Once it is determined that eight cows can’t be pulled back, it’s super troublesome.”

Xueyin, who finally swallowed everything in her mouth, stepped in again, "Ah Qing, is Tengshe such a shameless monster?"

Qiao Pingyang thought for a while, then took a puff of smoke and said, "Then let's go and drink the betrothal gift."

Gu Jing opened the door, and besides Qiao Pingyang, there were two young people he had never seen before, who seemed to be about his age.The petite Xueyin held Qing Lan, who was a full head taller than him, and saluted Gu Jing full of vigor, "Hello! Yangyang Monster Hunting Association is here to help! I am the lovely Xueyin, and he is the beautiful Qinglan." Lan, our group name is Yinlan Storm!"

Gu Jing: "..."

Qing Lan: "When did you choose that group name?"

Xueyin: "I think of it now! How is it? Isn't it great? Compliment me >3<"

Qiao Pingyang showed Gu Jing his trademark sloppy smile, "I made you laugh, don't mind, they are all my colleagues. They don't seem to have a high IQ, but they are quite reliable in doing things."

The mentally handicapped children completely ignored Qiao Pingyang's ridicule, and Xueyin, who was gently patted on the head by Qinglan, was still intoxicated by her intelligence, shouting: "Xueyin is so smart >3<"

Gu Jing: "...Please come in."

The sofa in Gu Jing's house is not big, and there is not much room for Qiao Pingyang and Qing Lan to sit on it. Xueyin insisted on being squeezed between the two, but the three of them stuck together like a plywood.

Qiao Pingyang: "It's so crowded..."

Xueyin: "What's the matter? We're happier sitting together."

Qinglan laughed "haha" and pulled Xueyin to her side to make room for Qiao Pingyang, "Okay, let's get down to business. The client, take out that jug of wine, we'll do it for you drink."

"Xiao Jing, the curse on your body was cast by Teng Snake, and the jug of wine is Teng Snake's betrothal gift. He wants to marry you as his bride. Fortunately, you didn't drink that pot of wine. Now we help you drink it to attract him. Come out and see which snake is so arrogant." Qiao Pingyang said reassuringly, "Don't worry, we will protect your safety."

Gu Jing: "... If his curse is lifted, can my body return to its original state?"

Qiao Pingyang: "Yes."

Gu Jing didn't ask any more questions, and took out a jug of wine and three glasses from the kitchen cabinet, and put them on the coffee table, "Please use."

Qing Lan took a look at the jug, pulled out the cork, and the mellow aroma of the wine overflowed, "It's so fragrant! I've heard that the Tengshe clan is a masterpiece in wine making, and I'm lucky."

Xueyin couldn't sit still, and urged Qinglan to pour the wine quickly.Qing Lan evenly divided the wine in the wine jug into three glasses, each with a glass.Then, at Xueyin's request, the three of them clinked glasses and drank together.

Seeing that they finished drinking, Gu Jing asked, "And then?"

Qiao Pingyang replied: "Stay on the sidelines and wait for the rabbit."

Autumn is getting deeper, and it is a little cold after nightfall.It was quiet in the room with the lights off, and the person on the bed seemed to be fast asleep. "Click", the window was quietly pushed open a crack, and a slender black shadow came in through the gap.The black shadow moves nimbly and walks silently on the wall.

"His-"

The sound of the snake spitting out the letter is infinitely amplified in the quiet space.

The black shadow swam onto the bed at an extremely fast speed, and came behind the sleeping person. The snake's head was raised high, and its upper body stood upright. The wing-like protrusions on its back were particularly eye-catching, "Lady, I'm here to pick you up."