How to catch a demon god? !

"Anyway... why don't you put on your clothes first?" Qiao Pingyang, who was eagerly trying to get rid of the status quo, put on a harmless face, jumped out of bed, and plunged into his clothes and pants with lightning speed inside.

Ling Fengmian watched coldly.

"Ah, I'll check to see if there are any clothes you can wear..." With his body covered, Qiao Pingyang felt a little more secure.But the one on the bed only has a corner of the quilt on his waist. Although he is very good-looking, yes, the muscle line is also very good-looking, but he can’t let him dangle naked... But you can tell the width of the other person’s shoulders just by looking at it , legs are longer than their own size, really may not be able to find the right clothes.

"No need." Ling Fengmian refused.He doesn't want to wear clothes that are not the right size, showing an ankle or something, it's too tasteless.He stood up generously, walked into the bathroom calmly under Qiao Pingyang's strange gaze, and pulled a clean towel to wrap up the important parts.

Then Qiao Pingyang watched the man, who was only wrapped in a bath towel, sit gracefully on the only chair in the room, and asked him to bring his mobile phone.

How did the emperor develop his character?

This question is not ridicule, it is from Qiao Pingyang's heart, doubts.

Silently handing over the phone, he wanted to see what the fox was doing.

Ling Fengmian fiddled with Qiao Pingyang's phone with her slender fingers, "Password."

"...1221."

"The so-called birthday of human beings? The day of my third calamity is 1121, you can change the password to this." Ling Fengmian asked naturally, "Don't be flattered."

... Who wants to change it!Who would be flattered!

Hey, it’s strange, maybe it’s because I feel my blood pressure is a little bit higher when I’m getting older :)

Qiao Pingyang felt dizzy for a while because there were so many pitfalls that he couldn't vomit. He felt that if he continued to talk to this man, he might cause heart attack and other fatal diseases early. For the sake of his health, he decided to go to the kitchen to make a cup of coffee to calm down.

Ling Fengmian pressed a series of numbers, and it was connected within three rings, "Find out the location of this phone, and come here with a set of clean clothes."

He cut off the call unilaterally without waiting for the other party to respond.

Throwing the phone into the soft quilt, he got up and followed Qiao Pingyang to the kitchen.

"Add two pieces of sugar and no milk."

……

Qiao Pingyang resisted the urge to punch His Majesty's nose crookedly, pretended to be obedient and threw two pieces of sugar into the coffee, and before Ling Fengmian reached out his hand, he quickly picked up the cup and took a big gulp.Hehehe, how about it, I drank it, the emperor will dislike it.

Ling Fengmian looked at him with pity, "So thirsty?" After speaking, she took the cup from his hand.

"...I've already drank it."

"I saw it." Ling Fengmian sat down on the sofa in the middle of the living room, and raised the coffee cup.

The rim of the cup was getting closer and closer to the man's lips, almost touching... Qiao Pingyang finally couldn't help but said, "Let me make you a new cup."

Ling Fengmian looked at him strangely, and couldn't help saying that her lips were printed on the rim of the cup and she took a sip, "This cup will do."

……

What about the character of the emperor?

Isn't the emperor's personality supposed to "absolutely never drink what mortals like you have drunk, spit!", right?

I can no longer indulge the little theater in my brain!

Qiao Pingyang smirked again, anyway, it's better to find out the origin of this monster first. "Let me introduce myself first... My name is Qiao Pingyang, and my profession is... to promote the peaceful coexistence of humans and demons."

"Yeah." Ling Fengmian drank her coffee and nodded, with "I'm listening" written all over her face.

"..."

Qiao Pingyang said "hehe" again, yes, it is the kind of rich connotation hehe that everyone knows, "Don't you ask me how to enter the enchantment?"

"You're wearing my evil spirit stone. The enchantment should be automatically sensed."

Why does he look so calm... Obviously, the recovery period after the catastrophe is when the demon is weakest and most vulnerable to attack, so his reaction is a bit too inappropriate.By the way, his thunder calamity... Qiao Pingyang tried his best to look like he was not so fussy and had never seen the world, and asked calmly, "Are you the seventh calamity?"

Hearing this, Ling Fengmian raised her eyebrows to express dissatisfaction, "Do I look like a low-level demon from the seventh catastrophe?"

... Low?

Have you forgotten that you also came from the first robbery?

"Oh——so it's the eighth catastrophe. It's because I don't know Taishan, ha ha." Qiao Pingyang visually predicted that he would use up his lifetime of "ha ha" today.

"It's the Ninth Calamity." Ling Fengmian threw out four words coldly.

However, Qiao Pingyang could not accept it.

The blue broken stone that came casually from the client's house took him through the enchantment, and then there was a demon after the catastrophe at the place where he dug out the Sheli sword. He kindly (to be verified) brought the demon Come back, now this demon says he is the first!Nine!Rob!All this is really good science!

How could it be possible for a lord demon god to fall from the sky!She also slept naked all night with her arms around her!

gui!

Qiao Pingyang had been working in the industry for ten years, and it was the first time he encountered a big monster above the sixth catastrophe, which he thought was only living in legends—the demon god.

"...Why is your evil spirit stone in the Li family, and why did you take away the soul of Mr. Li?"

"That's how you got the piece in your hand?" Ling Fengmian put down the coffee cup, and tapped the rim of the cup twice as if she had realized something, "It's nothing. This is my territory. There are wild monsters who don't obey the law. Let's deal with it."

"Fadu?"

"Coexist with humans. I have to abide by this law here. The media is too developed and accidents are very troublesome."

At this time, Qiao's doorbell rang.

Qiao Pingyang guessed that the person who called to pick him up just now had arrived and opened the door.

Standing outside the door was a man wearing glasses, the light brown pupils under the lenses were as sharp as eagles.

Before he could open his mouth, another petite, fair-skinned young man jumped out from behind him. He pushed Qiao Pingyang away, and threw himself at the man sitting on the sofa in the room, kneeling down on one knee respectfully at his feet. , "Master Ling! Xueyin is here to pick you up! Huh—?! Master Ling, you are injured!"

"You are too noisy, Xueyin." The young man wearing glasses also entered the room, lowered his head respectfully, and presented a rectangular box with both hands, "My lord, I have been waiting for a long time, here are your clothes."

"Turtledove, why did Xueyin follow you?" Ling Fengmian took the box, took out her underwear and put them on one by one. When she got to the shirt, the man he called Turtledove buttoned it up for him skillfully and straightened the neckline .

"Don't allow him to come, insist on following."

"Xueyin is worried about Master Ling's safety! How can Master Ling, who is crossing the city west, be in this place! Did the uncle at the door kidnap you?" The boy named Xueyin rolled up his sleeves angrily, preparing to grab Qiao Pingyang Beat me up.

It's enough to invite one great god, and now there are two more, Qiao Pingyang can only feel the ringing in his ears.

"Uncle didn't kidnap your lord, so I won't keep you in this poor place, uncle, take your lord away."

"Xueyin, don't shoot him." Ling Fengmian stopped the boy who was about to stretch out his claws, "He is my pet, and I have decided to keep him."

……right.

"Hehe. Hello, I'm Qiao Pingyang..."

I can't tell what's good about the human uncle in front of me, he is not young, but his face is not bad.But Xueyin obeyed Lord Ling's order unconditionally.He retracted his paw, looked at Qiao Pingyang for the first time, and extended his hand to him in a friendly manner, "Hello, I'm Xueyin."

Qiao Pingyang saw that his attitude was soft, straightforward and honest, everything was written on his face, and he had a better impression of him, and he didn't mind being pushed away just now.

The two shook hands and made peace.

The turtledove at the side seemed polite and alienated, "Mr. Qiao, hello, my name is turtledove. You bandaged the injured place, sir? Thank you very much."

Qiao Pingyang shook his head to show you are welcome.Just hurry and lead him away :)

Ling Fengmian was all dressed up, and the domineering president of the standard Jack Su was undoubtedly highlighted.He left a sentence to Qiao Pingyang, "Take the spirit stone with you and don't pick it up", and patted his dog's head affectionately, and then left with Turtledove and Xueyin without looking back.

Qiao Pingyang has only one feeling——

Why did you pick up some damn multi-tailed white fox diewhyyoutry last night...

When Qiao Qianyu came to Qiao's courtyard at night, she still poked Qiao Pingyang's sore spot with great heart, "Uncle, you're just looking for a sword. Why are you so old o_o?"

Qiao Pingyang had a thousand words and didn't know where to start.

In the end, the two decided to get Qiao Ran out of the mirror before discussing.

After midnight, Qiao Pingyang took out the Duansheli sword that had been scrubbed and handed it to Qiao Qianyu.

"Xiao Yuer, come here."

Qiao Qianyu didn't shirk, she took the sword with one hand and slashed across her forehead with the other.As soon as the eyes of the sky were opened, there was nowhere to escape the black evil energy. Qiao Qianyu held the sword, and the spiritual energy moved violently, and the high ponytail fluttered with the fluctuation of the spiritual energy.

"Exactly! Cut!"

The blade slashed, and the evil spirit scattered.

A hand stretched out from the mirror, and then Qiao Ran stepped out of it.

"I didn't expect to be able to come out alive in my lifetime." Qiao Ran has already passed the seventies, with gray hair and beard, and he is already half a foot in the coffin.He is full of energy, and speaks in a moderate way.

"Grandpa, I'm Pingyang, do you still recognize me?" Qiao Pingyang hurriedly helped him sit down, then pointed to his niece, "This is Qiao Qianyu, the eldest brother's daughter."

Qiao Ran nodded, "The little one back then has grown so big." Then he said to Qiao Qianyu, "Are you Ping Hao's daughter? That's my great-granddaughter. Come, Grandpa Zeng has a look."

Qiao Qianyu obediently stepped forward, "Grandpa Zeng, I'd better return the Duansheli sword to you."

"No need. That dragon traps me, and the mirror is filled with his demonic energy. It has been devouring me every day and night for 20 years. Now that he has succeeded, I can no longer catch the demon. Keep the sword away."

"Grandpa, is the dragon you're talking about the one that once appeared in the Lijiang River?"

"What flood dragon?" Qiao Qianyu asked.

"Qianyu, you are too young, you were not born at that time. The Lijiang River suddenly changed, and there were many tornadoes on the river for no reason, it must be a flood!" Qiao Ran recalled the situation at that time, everything was vivid in his memory , "A lot of people died. The government department couldn't handle it, and secretly asked me to secretly slaughter that evil dragon."

"Let's go... Jiaolong is going to cross the catastrophe?" Qiao Pingyang asked.

"Exactly. It's just that it has involved too many innocent lives and fell into a demon."