We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

Sakuya and Hidaka carried a cardboard box alone, talking and laughing all the way to the intelligence room. After entering the main building, Sakuya realized something belatedly: "Ah, so, the director is trying to avoid Did the deputy chief's red bean paste go to the reference room?"

Hidaka covered his face with his hands: "Ah, what else? Even the head of the department is quite hard on the red bean paste made by the deputy head."

"But—" Sakuya nodded his chin and recalled, "This morning, the deputy chief told me that the head of the department has never shown a shaken or troubled look on his face. No matter what he faces, he will always be the same. The attitude of the assistant is easy to handle."

"No, no, you won't be shaken if you're shaken, and you won't be troubled if you're troubled," Hidaka said, waving his hands, "That's the head of the room, so he won't show his face that he can't accept the red bean paste, but His glasses reflect light."

"Oh!" Sakuya suddenly realized, "There is another trick!"

"Yeah——" Higao sighed, "But the deputy chief has some natural elements in his personality, and sometimes there will be big sticks, especially the resistance of the chief is not obvious. , so she didn’t realize it, and—”

If it weren't for the cardboard box in his hand, Sakuya would have held his face in both hands: "Wow - such a deputy chief is so cute!"

Ri Gao said with black lines all over his head: "No, now is not the time to praise the deputy chief's cuteness, right?"

"So, does the head of the office use this trick every time to avoid it?"

"...When you can't hide, I will let Mr. Fushimi help you."

"Senior Fushimi is such a miserable man. It is obvious that Senior Fushimi resists every time, but the deputy chief will still force him to eat."

"... Fushimi-san is really a miserable man!"

When the two returned to the information room, they found that the afternoon tea time had already begun.Akiyama and Benzai were making black tea. Seeing them coming in, Benzai smiled and said, "I prepared today's black tea. It should be the first time for you Nanase to drink it. I wonder if it will suit your taste."

Sakuya hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't worry about me, I don't have any big demands on drinks."

Fushimi said casually: "Anyway, your sense of taste is a bug." He rarely put down his work, and while brushing with the terminal, he said without sincerity, "Please eat my red bean paste later. Alright, rookie--"

Sakuya flattened her mouth: "Senior Fushimi, are you planning to use your identity as a senior to intimidate me, a newcomer?"

Fushimi finally looked away from the terminal, and was willing to give Sakuya a look: "No, I just take care of the newcomer who is not full at noon today because he has to eat three bowls of rice."

Sakuya couldn't help but twitched the corners of her mouth: "Thank you so much!"

Fushimi waved his hand: "You're welcome."

Several other members of the special task force whispered to each other:

"Did you see that? Nanase dared to speak to Mr. Fushimi in such a tone!"

"And Mr. Fushimi is still not angry, it's shocking!"

"The relationship between those two people is very good, this is a real hammer!"

"So, how do we get on good terms with Mr. Fushimi? Next time we have a secret service team friendship, let's ask Saki specifically?"

With his temples throbbing, Fushimi looked at the others and asked impatiently, "What are you chattering about over there? Can't I hear you?"

"I'm so sorry—"

"That's right, that's right!" Daoming Temple, who was waiting for black tea expectantly like a child, suddenly looked at Sakuya, and said to her excitedly, "Nanase, let me tell you! I am from Yoshino of the General Affairs Department. I heard gossip there, but today's afternoon tea is not red bean paste!"

"...Ah?" Sakuya was a little dumbfounded, and then a little disappointed, "It's not red bean paste, what is that?"

"...Your reaction is wrong," Daoming Si was puzzled, "Why do I feel that you are looking forward to red bean paste?"

Sakuya replied confidently

He replied, "Because it's delicious."

Goto said resentfully: "Because I already know Nanase that you think the red bean paste of the deputy chief is delicious, so when I hear you say that again, I feel nothing. What makes me even more horrified is that you are disappointed because there is no red bean paste .”

Busch covered his face: "Please, please also consider our feelings!"

Sakuya blinked: "I'm sorry. Then, what gossip did senior Daomingsi hear from Yoshino? Senior Hidaka and I just came back from the General Affairs Department, so we didn't listen to her."

When the topic came back here, Daoming Si's expression became complacent again.He pretended to be mysterious and said: "Because I have a good relationship with Yoshino, so she told me. Let me tell you, in fact, the dessert for today's afternoon tea is—" Just after finishing speaking, the door of the intelligence room opened After being opened, Awashima walked in pushing a dining cart.

Kamo patted Daoming Temple on the shoulder, expressing deep sympathy for him: "It seems that the deputy chief didn't want to give you this opportunity to spoil the story in advance."

Daoming Temple's face was broken, and he looked at Awashima who walked in with a deeply shocked expression: "Why, why is this? Woooooooo——"

Sakuya walked towards Awashima: "Deputy Chief, let me help you!"

Awashima nodded: "I'm sorry, Nanase."

A round cardboard box was placed on the top floor of the dining car, with some delicate patterns and the word "cake" printed on the box.After seeing it, even Fushimi was deeply surprised by it: "It turned out to be such a normal afternoon tea...?"

On the second floor of the dining car, there are tableware, gorgeous in shape and trimmed with gold. At first glance, it looks like the tableware that Awashima would prepare as a delicate woman.

...When something goes wrong, there must be a demon.Everyone in the special service team, except for Sakuya, fell silent because of this extremely normal afternoon tea.Everything felt wrong, and finally everyone focused their attention on the dark wooden box next to the tableware, feeling that something terrible was about to break out of the box.

Daoming Si reached out and held his neck: "I feel like I'm about to be strangled by life."

Enomoto said with a dry smile: "Well, everyone, look away, don't think too much, there will never be..." After receiving the "shut up" eyes from everyone, Enomoto swallowed the words he hadn't finished speaking honestly. went back.

For a while, the intelligence room became eerily quiet, even Fushimi was silent, without a single "tsk", it seemed that the conversation between Sakuya and Awashima was very clear.

Sakuya said to Awashima when unpacking the cake box: "Ah, I know this store, it's super famous, but don't you have to line up or make an appointment? Their chestnut cake is delicious."

Awashima smiled slightly and said: "Of course, I ordered this three days in advance and asked them to deliver it today. This is the delicious chestnut cake you mentioned."

Sakuya was so touched that she almost cried: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L L l L L L y Scepter 4!" Naomi and Tanizaki bought her a lot of food.

Fushimi couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth: Hey, don't feel happy working in Scepter4 just because of this kind of thing.He glanced at the looking wooden box and began to consider whether to run away now.

"Should I cut it into 12 yuan? I'll send a piece to the director later," Awashima said, "It's just right."

Hidaka and Sakuya looked at each other, and decided to keep silent, not telling Awashima that Munakata actually went to the general affairs department to avoid her red bean paste.Anyway, it's a cake, so it's the same on his table... right?

"Then, let me cut it." Sakuya picked up the cake cutting knife, "I'm good at cutting cakes!"

With one hand on his chin, Fushimi asked lazily, "Why are you good at this kind of thing?"

"Because when we were in the Armed Detective Agency, everyone often ate together, and I usually cut it." Sakuya said truthfully.

"Tsk," Fushimi urged Sakuya with an "I'm so annoying" expression on his face, "Then hurry up." After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and swiped the terminal again.This is a rare opportunity to catch fish during work

For a moment, he didn't want to waste even a second.

"Okay." Sakuya obediently responded, and started cutting the cake with a knife.

The moment Sakuya opened the box, everyone held their breath.The cake is beautifully made, and it makes people feel very appetizing at first glance. The cream on top immediately fills the intelligence room with a sweet smell, but the smell is not too greasy, it only makes people feel very attractive .Daoming Temple even rubbed his hands expectantly, thinking to himself that Makoto Yoshino is not lying to me!

The cake was carefully divided into twelve equal portions by Sakuya, and then carefully served on a plate by Awashima.

It seems that there is really nothing wrong with today's afternoon tea... Fushimi thought secretly.

Benzai and Akiyama had distributed the black tea to everyone, Fushimi was about to reach for the cake, but was stopped by Awashima: "Wait a minute." She quickly brought up the wooden box and opened it, The moment he saw what was inside, Fushimi felt that he couldn't even breathe—the premonition came true, it was really red bean paste!

Awashima swiftly scooped up a lump of red bean paste with a spoon and covered the cake, then handed the cake to Fushimi: "Here, Fushimi, this is yours."

Fushimi didn't want to reach out to pick it up, so he said hesitantly, "I think I can just drink black tea."

Others also showed panic.They knew that this afternoon tea would not be so simple, but the deputy chief is too... too scary!

Seeing Fushimi not taking the cake, Awashima frowned and asked, "What's the matter, Fushimi, don't you like cake?"

... No, it's not that I don't like cakes, I'm afraid of red bean paste.He swallowed his saliva with a cold expression on his face, and from the corner of Fushimi's eyes, he could already catch a glimpse of Sakuya's expression of covering his mouth with his hand and trying to hold back his smile.

Awashima raised his voice and said in a stern tone: "Okay, don't dawdle, take it quickly."

Fushimi shuddered all over, although he was extremely resistant in his heart, he was forced to accept it under Awashima's coercion.Anyway, put the red bean paste aside, the cake is still edible, right?This color is really scary from the bottom of my heart.After Fushimi took it, Sakuya handed him a fork.He was about to quietly put the red bean paste aside, when Awashima said again: "Don't leave a single bite, don't waste it."

Fushimi's body froze, feeling that he was now facing the most difficult question in his life - to be or not to be.

Ahhh, I'm so annoying, why hasn't this earth exploded yet!

The others also watched Awashima walking towards them with trepidation, feeling a burst of despair about today's afternoon tea.

Turning his head to look at Fushimi who couldn't do anything with the cake covered with red bean paste, Sakuya whispered to him, "I actually saw such an expression on Fushimi's face, hehe~"

Hee hee you ghost!Fushimi looked up and glared at Sakuya, but saw that she stuffed a plate while Awashima was not paying attention, pointed to the red bean paste on the cake, winked at him before running to continue to help Awashima.

Fushimi stared at her back for a while, and after thinking about it, he put away the plate first.Anyway, the deputy chief will go to the head of the room later, let's do it then.He also put the cake aside, leaned against the back of the chair and brushed the terminal.

Awashima added a spoonful of red bean paste to everyone's cake, and added two spoonfuls for Sakuya's special care.Looking at the red bean paste bulging like a hill on Sakuya's plate, everyone showed horror and envy in their eyes - frightened by the power of red bean paste, and envious that Sakuya could actually enjoy the benefits brought by red bean paste hapiness.

There was one piece of cake left in the cake box, but the plate was gone.Awashima looked puzzled: "Hey, what's wrong, there's a plate missing?"

Fushimi's ears trembled, but he pretended he didn't hear anything, and continued to scan the terminal lazily.

Sakuya blinked: "Is it missing?"

Fushimi twitched the corners of his mouth: It's really pretending.

Awashima replied very firmly: "It's missing, this set is exactly twelve, which should correspond to a 12 yuan cake." She checked the dining car up and down, but still couldn't find it.She couldn't help feeling a little dazed, "Strange,

Where did you go? "

Akiyama kindly reminded: "Could it be that the deputy chief missed one?"

After being told by Akiyama, Awashima was not sure: "Maybe...forget it, it's okay, I'll borrow one from the general affairs department. You already have it, right?"

"Yes, Deputy Chief."

After getting the answer, Awashima nodded and prepared to push the dining car out of the intelligence room.Sakuya who stole the plate asked with a guilty conscience: "Well, deputy chief, do you want me to help?"

"No, go and enjoy the rare afternoon tea time." Awashima reached out and touched Sakuya's head, then left the intelligence room.

After Awashima closed the door, Fushimi raised his head, looked at Sakuya with a half-smile and mocked, "Did you do something bad?"

Sakuya flattened her mouth: "Who am I for?"

Seeing Fushimi pull out a plate from the bottom as if conjuring, all members of the secret service team were stunned: "You are too cunning, Mr. Fushimi!"

Fushimi didn't bother to talk to them, just scraped the red bean paste off the cake with a small fork and threw it into the plate.Eating this kind of thing would kill a person, and the taste buds on his tongue would be paralyzed until he had no sense of taste for at least three days, so he wouldn't eat it.The red bean paste was mixed with part of the cream on the cake, but Fushimi didn't care, and scraped it off with the cream, but Sakuya complained: "You don't have to scrape so carefully, Fushimi-senpai?"

"I want you to take care of it." Fushimi said without raising his head.The cake had been scratched and looked ugly, but Fushimi was satisfied.He handed the plate of red bean paste dipped in cream to Sakuya, and said in a long voice, "This is the love of the deputy chief, don't waste it."

"I know if you don't tell me." Sakuya took the plate and put it aside, and complained in a broken voice, "Really, I did something that I am very sorry to the deputy chief." After she finished speaking, she felt as if there was a sudden There was a strong pressure, and when he turned his head, he found that the members of the secret service team were all holding their own cakes and looking at him expectantly.

"Nanase, please take care of mine too!"

"Although the deputy chief's kindness can't be disappointed, I really can't eat them all!"

"We are companions, right? Please, Nanase!"

Looking at the whole plate of red bean paste in front of her, and a piece of cake with red bean paste, Sakuya couldn't help being a little happy: "It's double the happiness!"

"Stop talking nonsense and eat quickly."

"Yes--"

Because it was afternoon tea time, everyone was not working, some chatted together in twos and threes, and some surfed the Internet with their own terminals.Biting the spoon, Sakuya also took out her own personal terminal to see if there was any news, only to find out that the news about cat suckers had exploded.

Today I also want to quit the group.While thinking this way, Sakuya opened the chat group, wanting to see what they were chatting about.

After clicking on it, she found: Oh, there are cats in Green Valley too.

I'm so sour, but I don't say it.Sakuya thought sourly.

Green Valley adopted a Maine Coon cat.According to Green Valley, it was not he who adopted the cat, but the cat who chose him.Sakuya remembers that the Maine Coon cat is a large-sized cat, but the one from Green Valley doesn't look very big yet, and it should still be in the development stage.Green Valley originally named the cat Xiaomi, but was scolded mercilessly by Aizawa.Sakuya looked at the domineering face of the Maine Coon cat, and thought that if she were Aizawa, she would kick Green Valley out of the group.

After receiving a large wave of photos from Aizawa Bakugo Midori Valley Shinsao and Hongsaimao, Sakuya sent a message in the group.

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Oh, when will I have a cat_(:з」∠)_

There is a fox fairy in your family: Poof, are you fishing during working hours?

I have a cat: don't you have a civil servant cat that you can suck?

The best soba noodles: Nanase, why did you show up at this time?

The world's No. 4 teacher Aizawa: Was he fired by Scepter[-] because he was too salty?

I am everyone: eh?Aren't civil servants guaranteed income in drought and flood? ? ?

The hero of the universe is heartbroken: Are you stupid?Guaranteed income from droughts and floods does not mean that you will not be fired, okay? ! !

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: ... I really thank you all.Smile.JPG

The world's number one Mr. Aizawa blows: You're welcome

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: It's afternoon tea time, everyone is fishing to relax, so I came up to take a look, and you all cursed me for losing my job.Why the fuck.JPG

I have a cat: Would you like to have afternoon tea with Xiao Hei?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: That’s not true, but I brought canned food for it when I went to the General Affairs Department

There is a fox fairy in your family: You guys still have afternoon tea time, not bad~

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: I should be able to leave work on time today, I am going back to the apartment

There is an adult fox fairy in your family: make an appointment for dinner?

I have a cat: dinner date?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: OK. OK.JPG

There is an adult Fox Immortal in your family: Then I will go to your village and wait for you. Anyway, I am fine today.

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: That's fine, I get off work at five o'clock.By the way, you all started to make appointments at Mr. Aizawa's house for tutoring on cat raising on weekends?I served

The hero of the universe is heartbroken: ...otherwise Mr. Aizawa will call my mother

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Even Bakugo is scared? ? ?

The cosmic hero broke his heart: I am not a coward, I am a big orange! ! !

The world's number one Aizawa teacher blows: it will be really heavy

I have a cat: By the way, Green Valley, let me ask you a question, is your house big enough?

I am for everyone: Yes!After I made money, I changed to a bigger house and moved there with my mother. I can rely on my own efforts to help my mother live a good life!

I have a cat: That’s good, Maine Coon is one of the largest cat breeds, I’m worried that if your house is not big enough, it will be uncomfortable to live in

I am for everyone: ...

I have a cat: Muppet is also a big cat, but I know Hong’s rich house is big, so I’m not worried at all

Best Soba Noodles:  …

I am for everyone: ...

The world's number one Aizawa teacher blows: What about Bakugo?

I have a cat: the orange cat is the type of "I will not move if the enemy does not move, and I will not move if the enemy moves" and can live in a place the size of a kennel

The hero of the universe is heartbroken: ...

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: I burst out laughing

There is a fox fairy in your family: wwww I laughed so hard that the fake fur is crooked, so your Aizawa-sensei doesn’t really care about your life, he only worries about the cat’s living environment

Cherry Blossom Salted Fish: Why do you wear fake fur?

There is a fox fairy in your family: Pfft~ because this fraudster is pretending to be his partner

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Please come and see me yourself

There is a fox fairy in your family: sure~

Soba noodles are the best: By the way, Nanase, are you so sure that you can get off work on time?I always feel like you've been working overtime because of accidents

The world's number one Aizawa teacher blows: Boom you the truth

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: I'm not a senior at Daoming Temple, so there's no problem.thumbs up.JPG

There is a fox fairy in your family: I have something to do, I will leave first, see you in the evening

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: See you in the evening.By the way, can I send Yukimaru's picture to Anna?she likes your cat too

Soba noodles are the best: Well, okay, can I send you some more?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: No need hhhh that's enough now, I'll post it~

Exiting the chat group interface, Sakuya picked some photos of Yukimaru to send to Anna, but suddenly remembered that he only had Zhou Fang's contact information.

Will I be killed if I send cat pictures to Wang without authorization?Shouldn't it?Anyway, as long as he explained that it was for Anna, he should convey it to him, right?Thinking about it this way, Sakuya sent the cat piece to Zhou Fang, but in the end, he didn't give any supplementary explanation.

sent it directly to him.

Sakuya was startled, and an idea popped up in his mind: I'm going to be cold.She hurriedly wrote another message and sent it to Zhou Fang, and made some supplementary explanations, hoping Zhou Fang could understand.

At this moment, it was afternoon tea time in Barbara, and a group of brats were making noise in the bar and almost toppled the roof, but even so, they failed to wake up their sleeping king, but Sakuya sent a message The vibration of the time terminal woke him up.

Looking at the cute pictures of kittens, Zhou Fang was at a loss.

Is this some new method of using cats to defraud?