We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

After eating here in Awashima, Sakuya helped her pack the tableware before returning to her room.When leaving, Awashima stuffed a box of red bean paste as a condolence gift.

After returning to her room, Sakuya realized belatedly that she had been a happy whoring for nothing today.

Sakuya had already packed the room before going to Awashima for dinner, and there was nothing to do when she came back, so she lay down on the bed after eating the red bean paste for supper.It's only nine o'clock, it's not time to go to bed, and she's not very sleepy now, so she played with the terminal.

Until now, she felt that she was just helping to look at the little baby, and Baohao and the others were just helping her out of kindness, but they became the headlines tonight because of the scribbles written in gossip magazines, just like Like a farce. Scepter4 issued an official announcement explaining this matter, but after Sakuya clicked on the comment and took a look, he almost fainted from laughter.

"Tokyo Legal Affairs Bureau Household Registration Division Fourth Branch: Regarding the article "Shocked, Young Mothers Holding Babies in the Street, Three Well-known Heroes Became Carrying Dads, Whose Children Are They?" published by "Wen〇 Weekly" has aroused keen attention from the society And discuss, the branch office solemnly makes a statement: the baby in the picture is an abandoned baby picked up by the staff of the branch office today outside the gate of the garrison. The woman holding the baby is the staff of the branch office. The three heroes have no relationship with the baby. Hereby Explanation. In response to this matter, this branch will reserve the right to pursue the "Wen〇 Weekly" according to the law. At the same time, regarding the behavior of the three heroes who assisted the staff, all the staff of this branch would like to express their gratitude. And, this branch will report online Some inappropriate remarks will be deleted, and some illegal accounts will also be banned, please know.

In addition, the unscrupulous parents who abandoned their children, hurry up and take your children away. Do you know how much trouble your irresponsible actions have caused others? "

The first half of the explanation can be said to be very official, and the wording is also very strict and cautious. It is indeed Enomoto's style of announcement. He just put the title on Scepter4's Twitter in a serious manner, which is funny no matter how you look at it.As for the second half of the paragraph, apart from what Lugu said had a taste of a gangster, Sakuya always felt that there was a bit of personal resentment in between the lines, and this child must have caused a lot to Fushimi today. Trouble.

The comments are also pretty good.

"I never thought it would be like this..." You didn't even think about it!

"(ΩДΩ) So, it doesn't matter if the child is hot with my family???" It doesn't matter, it really doesn't matter, at most it's just a matter of hugging the baby.

"Don't worry, don't worry, I still have a chance to give Jiao Dong a baby (*^▽^*)" Okay, you work hard, you can do it!

"It turned out to be a farce after a long time. If it weren't for the official statement, I don't know how many people are still being led." Yes, yes, but my friend, I clicked on your homepage to see, and you seem to be too One of the people who got the rhythm?

"I'm dizzy, the truth of the matter is really different from everyone's speculation." Can the gossip weekly's nonsense be compared with the truth? ? ?

"Speaking of this announcement, I always feel as if the person who wrote the announcement is divided, and the tone of the two paragraphs before and after is very different." Because it was written by two people!

"There are really unscrupulous parents who abandon their children. It's too much!" Yeah, so isn't this helping children find parents?

"Why don't you release the child's photo? Everyone can help find it together." That's not necessary. The child was abandoned, and the location is clear. Parents must know that it is their own child.

"Well, I quietly went to the official website of the Fourth Branch of the Household Registration Division of the Tokyo Legal Affairs Bureau, and saw that there were two young ladies in the photos of the staff they posted. Judging from the figure, it should be one of them, so cute Oh (*/ω＼*) Ms., can you see this? Ms. please GD~" This is Scepter4's official Twitter, you are inappropriate!Wait until I private message you hehehe——no, no, my ID photo!

After reading the comments below the official statement of Scepter4, Sakuya went to see Bakugo Lvgu and Hong's personal Twitter

, They also each explained the cause and effect of this incident, which gradually calmed down the situation.

"Wen 〇 Weekly" also issued a statement.Different from the previous statement that they took the opportunity to gloat and blackmail after posting celebrity gossip, this time they not only sincerely apologized to Sakuya and the others who were scribbled victims, but also said that they were going to suspend the publication for rectification. As for when to resume publication ,Time to be determined.

Seeing the careful explanation between the lines, Sakuya couldn't help but sigh, how could he know that he was wrong, this is obviously because he kicked the steel plate of Scepter4 so he was afraid.Enomoto has said that he will retain the right to pursue the case according to law, probably directly exerting pressure.But it's good if this weekly gossip magazine that only writes scribbles stops, it will be annoying to watch it posting dirty things all day long.

After reading the statement issued by the Gossip Weekly, Sakuya was about to swipe other content, but the terminal for work made a "ding" sound. When she picked it up, Sakuya found that the message was sent by Hidaka, and asked her where she is now. what.

Sakuya replied truthfully: "I just finished eating the red bean paste given by the deputy chief, and lay on the bed to digest. What's wrong? Have the seniors finished working overtime?"

Rigao: "Just after overtime work, I saw such a terrible word red bean paste, and I felt dizzy for a while. Ah, the four of us had dinner with you yesterday. The money hasn't been paid yet, but we don't have your friend contact information, so I would like to ask you to ask how much it is, so we can get over it."

Sakuya: "Wait a minute, I'll ask Boom."

After replying to Hidaka, Sakuya put down the terminal for work, picked up his personal terminal and sent another message to Hong, asking him how much he had for dinner last night.After sending it, she was about to go to the bathroom to brush her teeth, but who knew that not long after she sent the message, Hong replied back.

"Didn't you agree that I would invite you? (·灬·)"

Pfft—this expression is so cute, wronged and cute.After thinking about it, Sakuya turned over with such an expression on his slightly paralyzed face, smiling straight down on the bed.After laughing enough, she lay on her side on the bed and replied: "It's my seniors, they said they can't let you invite them too."

"PS: This emoji is so cute~"

After waiting for a while, Hong sent a picture to Sakuya, and also sent her a message: "This is the bill from last night, I just haven't lost it yet."

It can be seen from the picture that the bills were folded neatly and collected without even folding the corners. Sakuya sighed again, Boom is really a serious person, as can be seen from these small details .She replied quickly: "I will pass it on to my seniors when I receive it. They will probably pass it on to me, and I will pass it on to you when the time comes."

After sending it, Sakuya felt that it seemed quite troublesome to do so, so he asked again: "Or should I give them your number and let them transfer it to you?"

Boom: "(·灬·)"

Sakuya: "Why are you posting this emoji again www"

Boom: "Because you said it's cute, so I'll post it again. I can do it, Nanase, you can do whatever you think is convenient."

Sakuya: "Okay, let me talk to Senior Hidaka first."

Boom: "Okay. Have you finished your dinner yet?"

Sakuya: "After eating, I have returned to my room from the deputy head sister, and I was fed a midnight snack, and now I am lying down contentedly."

Boom: "Lying down right after eating will cause indigestion. Do you want to get up and walk first?"

Sakuya: "(·灬·) No, I'm just a salted fish."

Boom: "Alright _(:з"∠)_ Then do you have time now? "

Sakuya: "So? What's wrong?"

Boom: "I'll send you a picture of Xuewan, do you want to see it?"

Sakuya: "Okay, okay, XDD send it to me!"

Boom: "Photo x 20"

Sakuya: "Wow! Wearing a skirt! Wearing a bow tie! So cute! Much prettier than when I saw it at the shelter yesterday!"

Boom: "It was bought by my mother and sister, obviously it is a boy

, but was raised as a girl OO"

Sakuya: "But it's cute www"

Sakuya chose the cutest photo from the bunch of photos sent by Hong and set it up as a terminal screen, and then expressed his gratitude to Hong: "Tonight cloud sucking cats achieved www thank you Hong~"

Boom: "No, no, no, I just want to thank you. My mother was very happy after I brought Xuewan home, so thank you, Nanase."

Sakuya: "The relationship between you and your mother should be very good now, right? I heard about your family when I was in Xiongying, because everyone is talking..."

Boom: "It's okay, I know. My relationship with my mother is very good now, and my father...at least we won't quarrel (×)"

Sakuya: "Hahaha, that's okay, www, wait, is this topic a little private? I suddenly asked about your family..."

Boom: "Huh? I don't think so. Well, I think it's okay to talk to Nanase, aren't we friends?"

Sakuya: "Well, XD is right, I gave your number to Senior Hidaka and the others, and they should transfer the money to you later."

Boom: "OK."

Boom: "I have received it, you received it just after I replied."

Sakuya: "Yeah, that's good www, you just sent me a picture of Xuemaru, reminding me that I forgot to tell Sister Natsumi that Lugu is going to adopt a cat, so I'll go and tell her."

Boom: "It's getting late, you should have worked very hard today, go to bed early."

Sakuya: "The main reason is that www is so tired www you should go to bed early, I heard that cats and cats will climb to the owner's bed to sleep at night~"

Boom: "Well, yes, when I woke up this morning, I saw Yukimaru on my bed, and her butt was pointed at my face (·灬·)"

Sakuya: "Cats will point their butt at you to show that they trust you w"

Boom: "I know this, Mr. Aizawa said it in his notes."

Sakuya: "Then good night w"

Boom: "Good night w"

After saying good night to Hong, Sakuya originally wanted to contact Qianben first, but after thinking about it, she felt that Qianben was working in the animal shelter, and she should be able to go to Green Valley at any time, so it still depends on the time of Green Valley.So after she asked Lu Gu, she gave Qianben's number to Lu Gu, and asked him to contact him by himself, and then ask herself if she had any questions.After talking to Lugu, she talked to Qianben again, making sure that both of them understand the situation before letting go.

After doing this, Sakuya picked up his notebook on the bedside and flipped through it, and finally couldn't help laughing.Obviously a lot of things happened today, but it seems that everything ended according to my plan, and there is not much difference.In the end, it took a while to send a message to Hong, and then contacted Lugu and Qianben. Before I knew it, it was almost ten o'clock.

Thinking of the little baby today, Sakuya began to feel bald again.Although Scepter4 explained the situation on Twitter and was also looking for the child's parents, until she glanced under Twitter just now, she found no useful clues.If the parents can't be found today, will they continue to take care of him tomorrow?

Lying on the bed and thinking about it carefully, I don't know if it is because I have been with the baby for a while today, and it is really pitiful that he was abandoned by his parents. Sakuya feels that he is not so reluctant to take care of him anymore.It's just that I don't know what he will do in the future, will he be sent to an orphanage?Is there such an orphanage that specializes in adopting the children of supernatural beings?

While Sakuya was lying on the bed tossing and turning, Daoming Temple sent her a message: "Nanase——o(*￣▽￣*)ブWe have already transferred the money for last night's meal to Jiaodong. I'm really sorry to disturb you for two days, when we are on vacation next time, Hidaka, Goto and I will treat you to dinner together ()"

Wait until next vacation? ? ?Sakuya replied very rudely: "Can we wait until the next vacation? Senior Daoming Temple, don't you want to

Please just say it straight? "

Daoming Si: "( ) No, as long as we live long, we will definitely be able to make it to Scepter4's vacation!"

Sakuya: "Okay. By the way, how is the baby now?"

Daoming Temple: "Just finished drinking milk, we are coaxing him to play, he is quite obedient now. I really worked hard on you today, I am so sorry ()╯╰()"

Sakuya: "Well, it's okay, don't worry too much about it. Is there any news about this child's parents?"

Daoming Temple: "Not yet, maybe tomorrow is the daily routine of raising a baby, alas. We have to hurry up and take a bath later, otherwise the door will be closed. Nanase, go to bed early, see you tomorrow!"

Sakuya: "See you tomorrow."

After sending the message to Daoming Temple, Sakuya got up and went to the bathroom to wash up.I was a little worried about the little baby in my heart, and I was not particularly sleepy now, so Sakuya changed the clothes she went out after weighing it up, and left the dormitory lightly.

The boys' dormitory and girls' dormitory in Qingyunliao are very close to each other. After walking for about 3 minutes, Sakuya has already arrived.After walking in, she found that the secret service team was in the public area on the first floor, even Fushimi was there.It's just that compared to the others, he just sat on the side alone, looking at Qiushan and the others with a little indifference, surrounding the little baby and coaxing him to play.

Fushimi was also the first person to discover Sakuya's appearance.Seeing her standing outside, Fushimi seemed a little surprised, and asked, "Why are you here? This is the boys' dormitory."

Others also heard Fushimi's question, so they looked over one after another. After seeing Sakuya, they all showed surprise expressions.

Pointing to the little baby who was waving his arms, Sakuya explained: "I'm a little worried, so I want to take a look. Can I come in?"

I don't know if the little baby has any memory, but he seems to recognize Sakuya's appearance. He is still in Kamo's arms, but stretches out his arms to Sakuya and pulls his body.Kamo was in a hurry, and while holding the baby with his hands, he asked Sakuya apologetically: "I'm sorry Nanase, but can I trouble you to hug him? He seems to recognize you."

"Give it to me." Sakuya walked over, took the baby from Kamo, hugged him in his arms, and patted him on the back gently, "Hey, are you obedient?"

"Da--da--" The little baby patted Sakuya's cheek with his tender hands, and let out a giggle, looking very cute.

Daoming Si couldn't help strangling his throat with his hands: "Why is he so obedient in Nanase's arms? It reminds me of the fear of almost dying that I was entangled in diapers because of his troubles!"

Fushimi complained unceremoniously: "Is that because you are clumsy?"

Akiyama suddenly relaxed: "Sure enough, girls have an advantage in bringing babies, right? We've been carrying them for a whole day, and he's still very fussy, but as soon as he sees Nanase, he behaves right away."

Glancing at Akiyama's face, Sakuya asked worriedly, "Senior Akiyama, what happened to your face?"

"Ah, this one?" Touching the gauze on his face, Akiyama said in embarrassment, "I didn't control the temperature of the water when making the milk powder, and the bottle was scalded."

"...I'm a little worried about whether your future child can grow up healthily." Sakuya said quietly.

Benzai smiled and said, "It's too early to think about this now, right? And this baby was handed over to us suddenly, it's normal for inexperienced people to fail."

Kamo nodded: "Yes, when I really want to be a father, I will learn a lot in advance, so I won't be in a hurry like today."

Sakuya's eyes lit up, and he looked at Kamo with some admiration: "Senior Kamo seems to know a lot, and the posture of holding a child just now is also very standard."

"Ahahahahahaha——" Daoming Temple pointed at Kamo with a bright smile and said, "This guy has a daughter, but his wife divorced him, so he can only visit his daughter once every three months, it's really miserable. "

Seeing the cloudy clouds over Kamo's head, Hidaka patted Daomingji's head: "You said this twice in one day, aren't you afraid that Kamo will wrap you up and throw you out when you fall asleep at night? Really, although I know you No malice, but no more stabbing!"

Daoming Si apologized while clutching his hurting head: "I'm sorry—"

Two small arms wrapped around Sakuya's neck, and the baby leaned his head against her chest. After yawning, his eyelids began to fight up and down.Seeing this, the members of the special service team all kept silent, even speaking in a very small voice, even out of breath, for fear of waking him up.Gently shaking the baby in his arms, Sakuya still patted his back gently with his hands until he completely closed his eyes and fell asleep in his arms.

Squinting his eyes slightly, Fushimi asked, "Is he asleep?"

"Well, fell asleep." Sakuya changed his position and hugged him without waking him up. It seemed that he was really sleepy.The little baby should have slept more, and he has been with the secret service team members today. He must have experienced a lot, so he couldn't sleep well, and he didn't know if he was scared.

Hearing that Sakuya said that the baby was asleep, the secret service team breathed a sigh of relief.Enomoto said faintly: "He is asleep, but I feel very tired today."

Everyone agreed with Enomoto's words, only Fushimi went to the vending machine to buy a bottle of Coke silently, sat on the sidelines and drank it.

Busch wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Today is an unforgettable day for both us and him."

After being told by Bu Shi, everyone recalled today's experience in unison, with painful expressions on their faces.Fortunately, the baby finally fell asleep, and they can feel at ease.

Rigao said helplessly, "Although I have taken care of my younger brother at home, it really is different from taking care of a baby."

Enomoto sighed: "A baby who is still in infancy should be taken care of by a gentle and careful mother. He has just come into the world, and his greatest sense of security is his mother. I don't know when he will find her. If only his parents could be found."

"It's definitely not a problem," Hidaka patted Enomoto's shoulder, and said confidently, "Maybe his parents have regretted it, after all, he is his own child, so he can't be so cruel, right? How could it happen in the world? Do you have children who don't love you?"

Sakuya pursed her lips and said nothing, but from the corner of her eyes, she caught a glimpse of Fushimi's movement of drinking a drink, and his face seemed to change.

Everyone didn't notice the changes in the expressions of Sakuya and Fushimi, they just talked to each other.After working hard all day, I can finally relax, and everyone's expression becomes relaxed.Suddenly, Daoming Temple said: "Oh, when I sent a message to Nanase just now, I said I was going to take a bath, but I haven't gone yet."

Sakuya couldn't help but laugh.It's really thanks to Daomingsi and Rigao that they can still send messages to themselves in this chaotic situation.

After looking at the time, Akiyama also said: "If you don't go, it will be too late."

After Akiyama finished speaking, the atmosphere at the scene was silent for a few seconds, and then everyone looked at Sakuya in unison, with gratitude and expectation in their eyes.Sakuya blinked, and said: "Seniors, if you want to take a bath, go quickly. Anyway, the baby is asleep, so I can take care of it for you first."

"It was a great help, Nanase!" After thanking Sakuya, several members of the secret service team left together, still talking when they left.

"I'm really tired today." Enomoto said thoughtfully.

"I'll be on the morning shift tomorrow, and my head is bald." Akiyama's tone was a little helpless.

"Can we skip the early training tomorrow?" Daoming Temple frantically tried on the verge of escaping the early training.

"You're not on the morning shift, you're not allowed to escape!" But Kamo vetoed it.

Seniors also had a wonderful day.