We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

After returning to the dormitory, Sakuya completely emptied his head, didn't think about anything, took his pajamas directly into the bathroom and took a shower.In order not to distract herself from thinking about other things, she even sang loudly while taking a bath.

However, while singing, she still accidentally lost her mind.Before the foam on her hair was rinsed off, she began to think, although tomorrow is just a day off, but after joining Scepter4, Sakuya has no concept of vacation anymore, even if she bought it with blood and sweat on business trips and overtime, she I also feel that tomorrow's rest is for nothing.

Happy, so happy!Since it's a rest she picked up, she doesn't think about anything, just spends the day comfortably as a salted fish, doesn't need to wash the clothes, doesn't need to clean the room, doesn't need to make any plans——

Thinking of this, Sakuya stopped rubbing her hair, and finally remembered why she always felt like she forgot to do something today—from last night to now, Kunikida didn't reply to her, nor did she She called and it was like she was completely out of touch.

Not normal, very abnormal.Kunikida has obsessive-compulsive disorder, no matter who sends him a message, he will definitely reply to the other party's message, and he must be the last person to reply to the message.Therefore, when she thought that Kunikida hadn't responded to her message since last night, she felt a little uneasy.She speeded up the movement of her hands, quickly rinsed off the foam on her head and body, then put on her clothes and walked out of the bathroom, and found her personal terminal.

As soon as she opened the terminal, she found that she was inexplicably pulled into a chat group called "Ms. Aizawa's Cat Raising Knowledge Lecture and Large-scale Cat Sucking Club". There are dozens of messages in that chat group.

Sooner or later, Mr. Aizawa will be brought into a chatterbox by Nioh.Sakuya groaned secretly in her heart, then ignored the messages from those two chat groups, and tried to find Kunikida's reply among the messy messages in the drop-down box.Fortunately, she finally found Kunikida's reply this time.He also called himself, but Sakuya happened to be working at that time, so he didn't receive it.She clicked on Kai Kunikida's reply, and saw that he said that she already knew that Sakuya had returned to Tokyo, and she complained about Dazai's going to fish again and leaving the job to him.The message also said that Nakajima asked Kunikida if he could give him Sakuya's contact information, and Kunikida gave it to him.

So, Master, you didn’t reply to my message before, because you were looking for Mr. Dazai who didn’t know where to commit suicide, or went to fool the beauty to die in love with you.

Knowing that it wasn't because of something happened to the Armed Detective Agency that Kunikida didn't reply to his message, Sakuya was a little relieved.

In addition, the fact that Nakajima asked Kunikida for her number surprised Sakuya.But she doesn't mind, she has a good impression of Nakajima, she feels that the other party is a gentle and cute boy with no scheming, it's a pity, and he became a student with a black mud like Dazai, I hope he won't be brought up by Dazai The second Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

Sakuya thought about it, and always felt that with Akutagawa's mentality of enshrining Dazai as a god and eager to get Dazai's approval, he would chase after Nakajima Mitsuru Yokohama because of his shared responsibility.

Miserable or Atsushi Nakajima.

Sympathizing with Nakajima's poor brain axe in his heart, Sakuya flipped through the message bar again, and sure enough, he saw a message sent to him from an unfamiliar number. The content was very simple, just saying: Good afternoon, Saki Ye, I'm Atsushi, I asked Mr. Kunikida for your number, I hope it won't cause trouble to you.

No, no, not at all!Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!Brainstorming on Nakajima's cautious but very cute expression, Sakuya was almost rolled all over the ground by being so cute.She hurriedly returned a message to Nakajima, explaining the reason why she only replied now, so that this delicate and sensitive young man would not think too much because she didn't reply to his message.

After returning Nakajima's message, Sakuya read other messages and found that they were basically boring promotional messages sent by the terminal software. She clicked to clear them, and then clicked on the chat group, wanting to see that How many cat pictures have been posted in the chat group called "Ms. Aizawa's Cat Raising Knowledge Lecture and Large-scale Cat Sucking Club".

As a result, when he opened the chat group at one point, Sakuya almost fainted from rolling his eyelids.A file named "Knowledge Assessment of Cat Raising" popped up the moment she clicked on the chat group, and the uploader's nickname was "I have a cat", presumably Aizawa changed his online name impatiently. Show off.She looked at the download count and found that this file had been downloaded three times. The downloaders were: Master of Hypnotism, Best Soba Noodles, and Cosmic Hero Heartbroken.

The hypnotist Sakuya knew that it was her internet name used to make a fool of herself.As for the other two, she already knew who they were.One is Boom and the other is Boom.She looked at the number of people in the chat group, adding that she was no more, no less, exactly six—the other two were Nioh and Aizawa.

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: ...What are you pulling me for?I don't own cats.Meow meow head question mark.JPG

The best soba noodles: Ah, Nanase

There is a fox fairy in your family: Pooh, why are you off work?

I have a cat: Is this emergency so difficult to solve?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Because today’s incident was caused by Barbara, our room chief had a fight with their boss, and I was almost bald

Hypnotist: If you continue to work overtime and stay up late like this, it’s only a matter of time before you become bald

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Shut up, I just told Senior Fushimi to be careful about the sudden death of a bald head today, what you said made me feel that the curse would be reflected on me!

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: So, how did this discussion group get fatter?Are you okay?Can anyone answer my first question?I don't own a cat, why are you dragging me?

Buckwheat noodles are the best: Because Nioh said, you are the one who took us to adopt cats, and in the spirit of being responsible to you, I also want to report the situation of the cats to you

There is a fox fairy in your family: Dog Head.JPG

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: ...you can, but it's not necessary.My death.JPG

Hypnotist: But Mr. Aizawa also said it was necessary, so he pulled you in.Anyway, there are cats that can suck it, so it’s not bad to come in

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Sucking cats is nothing, as long as I want to, I can even suck tigers.But it broke me badly, akimbo for a while.JPG

The Best Soba Noodles: So Powerful?Where can I go to play a tiger?Penguin scratching head.GIF

Hypnotist: Listen to her bragging

There is a fox fairy in your family: Pooh, be careful to be swallowed by a tiger

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Who is bragging? A newcomer has come to the Armed Detective Agency. The ability is called Moonlight Beast. When the ability is activated, it can turn into a tiger. Now there is a reward of 7000000000 on the black market!

There is a fox fairy in your family: My focus is 70000000000... I don’t seem to be able to count to 0, am I right?

I have a cat: I feel like my dry eye is getting worse, I need some eye drops first.escape from reality.JPG

Hypnotist: I counted carefully, counted three times, and the number of 0 was wrong each time, so I gave up

The best soba noodles: I also counted three times, but it was all 9 zeros, so 0 billion?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Boom √It’s 70 billion, that’s right

There is a fox fairy in your family: 9 0s, not a single 1, pooh~ funny.JPG

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: I suspect you are driving

Master Hypnotists: Here's the Evidence

The Best Soba Noodles: What Are You Talking About?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Nothing~ By the way, have you chosen a name for your cat yet?

Buckwheat noodles are the best: Well, come on, I originally wanted to call them buckwheat noodles, because buckwheat noodles are my favorite thing, but my sister said she was too straight, so she helped me name the cat Yukimaru, which is a boy cat

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Hey——the name is not bad, very cute~ What is Yukimaru doing now?

Buckwheat noodles are the best: my brothers and sisters like it very much, and my mother likes it very much. Now they are all making snow balls, and I am doing a problem

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: What to do?

Hypnotist

: Didn't you see the file sent by Mr. Aizawa in the chat group?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: ... I see, Mr. Aizawa is so strict_(:з」∠)_

Soba noodles are the best: I always feel like I haven’t graduated yet_(:з」∠)_

Master of Hypnotism: Teacher Aizawa Yu Wei is still here _(:з」∠)_

I have a cat: I have to get a license to be a professional hero, let alone keep a cat

There is a Master Fox Fairy in your family: Wait a minute, you are putting raising cats on a higher status than being a professional hero!

I have a cat: Ah, what else?When I think that keeping pets doesn't require a test, I feel that this society is really going to end

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: This...doesn't need to be said that

There is a fox fairy in your family: The original sentence should be that you don’t need to pass the exam to be a parent, right?In the eyes of Mr. Aizawa, pets are really > human children

I have cats: no, pets, especially cats, > > > > human children

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: ...OK.So, I haven't seen Bao Hao since I came in, is it because he is also working on the problem?

The best soba noodles: probably

I have a cat: Bao Hao’s attitude is very correct and worthy of encouragement

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Since he is not around, I can say it boldly, I think the screen name given by Bakugo is the level of naming a straight man in the universe

The hero of the universe is heartbroken: Do you have any fucking opinion on Lao Tzu's name? ? ?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish:  …

I have a cat: Baohao, I just praised you

The hero of the universe is heartbroken: I've already finished it, and by the way, I shoveled shit and fed food to the King of Killers, how can it be so edible?

There is an adult Fox Immortal in your family: eat right after stretching?

I have a cat: I can eat and pull, which is very good

The cosmic hero is heartbroken: My dead old woman is very good at masturbating cats, she calls me when she shovels shit, she says it stinks so I let me shovel it, me? ? ? ?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: I have an urge to quit the group... By the way, you are an orange cat, it’s not normal if you can’t eat it

Hypnotist: Within three months, big oranges must be the most important

The hero of the universe broke his heart:? ? ?I raise a fucking pig, right? ? ?

I have a cat: Baohao, remember not to swear in front of cats

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Mr. Aizawa is really strict

Soba noodles are the best: I just went out to pour water and found that my brother and sister were watching Yukimaru go to the toilet

There is an adult Fox Immortal in your family: Isn’t it too embarrassing? ? ?

Hypnotist: If I were Yukimaru, I would probably run away from home

I have a cat: Boom, what does it mean when a cat poops in front of humans?

Soba noodles are the best: It shows that cats already trust humans

I have a cat: The answer is correct, plus [-] points, it seems that the atmosphere in your house is very good, Yukimaru has adapted, so I feel relieved to poop in front of you

"System prompt: Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish has left the chat group."

"System prompt: A fox fairy in your family invited the cherry blossom-flavored salted fish to join the chat group."

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Nioh, are you still human?

There is a fox fairy in your family: Boof, I am a fox~

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: I'm eating instant noodles, can't you wait until I'm done eating before pulling me in? ? ?Grumpy.JPG

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: I just wanted to send you a message alone, but the edited text was still in the dialog box, so you pulled me in!

There is a fox fairy in your family: You can skip watching it and come back after eating~

Soba noodles are the best: Nanase, why are you eating instant noodles so late?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Because I’m hungry, repairing the street lights tonight is too exhausting, and I have to work overtime, I need to eat something to fill my stomach, otherwise I will be so hungry that I won’t be able to sleep at night

Hypnotist: But if you go to bed right after eating, you will suffer from indigestion, right?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Tonight, I can be more meticulous, I applied for a day off tomorrow, and I can sleep all day

There is a fox fairy in your family: Oh, you are finally going to rest?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Because I have been in trouble tonight, I was forcibly asked by Fushimi to apply for a day off tomorrow

I have a cat: That's okay, I also think you seem to be too busy recently

The best soba noodles: Nanase looks hard at work

The hero of the universe is heartbroken: Are you a fake civil servant?

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Fake, all fake_(:з」∠)_

There is an adult fox fairy in your family: So do you have any plans for tomorrow?

Hypnotist: Ah Ye's notebook reads - vacation plan, salted fish for a day

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Ashi givemefive!He guessed a single word right, and he is a good brother with a tacit understanding!

Hypnotist: Thumbs Up.JPG

I have a cat: I understand, social animals just want to sleep and don’t want to go out when they have a rest day

There is a fox fairy in your family: You have a cat now, let alone go out

Cherry Blossom Flavored Salted Fish: Oh no, I can't hold on anymore, I'm going to sleep, I don't want to be bald at a young age, I don't want to die suddenly at a young age!Good night (3[▓▓]

Soba noodles are the best: Good night Nanase (3[▓▓]

Sakuya was so sleepy that her upper and lower eyelids were fighting, she only had time to see the message sent by the bombardment, and she held the terminal and fell asleep with her head tilted.Before she fell asleep completely, she thought vaguely that she seemed to have forgotten to turn off the alarm clock for tomorrow, and the terminal also forgot to switch to silent mode.Forget it, forget it, go to sleep, the big deal is to turn off the alarm clock and continue to sleep after being woken up.She turned over and covered her head with the quilt.

The next morning, at 3 minutes to six o'clock, before the alarm clock rang, Sakuya woke up.She opened her eyes and looked at the ceiling, and cursed secretly in her heart: This damn biological clock!She lay blankly in bed for a while, then turned off the alarm clock as soon as it rang.She fumbled on the bedside table and found her personal terminal, then turned it to mute without thinking and put it back in place.He groped on the bedside table again, and found the work-specific terminal issued by Scepter4.Originally, she also wanted to mute it, but when she was about to do it, she hesitated, and finally stopped the movement of her hand and did not adjust it.

What if there is an urgent job?As soon as this idea came up, Sakuya couldn't help covering his face with his hands: It's over, Sakuya Nanase, you have really become a qualified social animal.She silently retracted her hands into the quilt, and after wrapping herself up, she was ready to go back to sleep.Fortunately, her body was still very tired, and not long after she closed her sore eyes again, she fell asleep again in a daze.

And just after she fell asleep happily, the seniors who had already started working in the intelligence room first suffered a major shock to the world view, and then began to face a difficult and embarrassing day.

When Sakuya woke up again, it was already eleven o'clock at noon.To be precise, she didn't wake up from sleep, but woke up from hunger.

The terminal used for work never rang, and I don't know if there is really no work to find her, or if the seniors are very considerate and let her rest well without disturbing her.

Top-heavy went to the kitchen to find something to eat, but found that the refrigerator was empty. Sakuya remembered that because he was on a business trip before, he didn't add anything to the refrigerator. Even the only box of instant noodles left in the storage was there last night. It was eaten up by her, and she still thought about going to the mall after waking up today to fill up the refrigerator and lockers last night.

What kind of suffering is it to have nothing to eat when you are hungry?

What's worse, because Qingyunliao is near the village, and the surrounding area of ​​the village is the territory of Zongxiang, so the takeaway... can't be delivered.She, Nanase Sakuya, even though today is a rare day off, she is written miserably.

Let's pack up and go out to eat.

Taking the terminal for personal use into the bathroom, Sakuya found a few friends while brushing his teeth and asked if there was anyone

I was able to have dinner with her at noon, but all the answers I got were negative.Today is Monday, and her friends go to school and go to work, and everyone has Monday syndrome. Even during lunch break, they just want to eat something and sleep on their stomachs.

What the hell kind of human suffering is this?Sakuya brushed his teeth mechanically, flipping through the messages in the terminal.She saw that Nakajima had sent her a message around eight o'clock this morning.

"It's great that I didn't bother you, because I feel that Sakuya is a very gentle person, so I want to make friends with you, but I am worried that you will not be willing. After all, I am the person who will bring disaster to the people around me... "

Sakuya felt sorry for Nakajima a little bit, and didn't know what he had experienced to form such a character of not being confident and always doubting himself.But she also felt that the two of them were really sympathetic people.She rinsed her mouth, washed her face, hugged the terminal and returned to the bed, and then sent a message to Nakajima: No, I think Akun is very cute, I will be very happy if I can make friends with you~ I Now, super need a friend!

Nakajima: Huh?Really!Very good!Still, why do you need a friend so badly?You should have many friends, right?

Sakuya: But, now, no one can eat with me!

Nakajima: ...Ah, what should I do?

Sakuya: Atsushi, are you free now?Can I entrust you to come to Tokyo to have dinner with me?

Nakajima: Well, I have not accepted the commission alone, I will ask President Fukuzawa

Sakuya: I'm just kidding!Don't take it seriously!It’s okay, I can eat by myself_(:з」∠)_Next time I go to Yokohama, I’ll find you for dinner~

Nakajima: Okay!If you come to Yokohama, you must find me!I'm working in a detective agency now, and I'll be paid, and then I'll have money to treat you to dinner!

Sakuya: Atsushi, as someone who has experienced it, I would like to remind you, senior, that if you recognize Mr. Dazai as a teacher, you will basically not be able to save any salary.

Nakajima: Huh?Why?

Sakuya: Talking from the experience of those who have experienced it (vicissitudes of life)

Nakajima: ... Sakuya-senpai, I'm a little scared (shuddering

Sakuya: Just get used to it~ Okay, I'm going to eat, you come on

Nakajima: I will!Thank you Sakuya-senpai!

Sakuya: You’re welcome~(＾＿－)

Sakuya suddenly understood why Daoming Temple insisted on calling him senior.Being called senior...is indeed a refreshing thing!

There was a "gurgling" sound in his stomach, and Sakuya realized that it was not the time to think about this kind of thing, and he had to solve the problem of lunch first.Since I can't make an appointment, I can only eat by myself.Recently, someone on the Internet recommended restaurants like hot pot and barbecue for one person, which are just right for her kind of single person who can't find someone to accompany her.

Opened the terminal to check which restaurant had a higher score, and then reserved a seat, Sakuya got up from the bed and prepared to change clothes and go out.While combing her hair, she was thinking that her hair has grown a lot recently, and it takes a lot of effort to wash or dry it, and the weather is getting hotter and hotter, so she just needs to go out today, so why not cut it short? .

Going out to eat, shopping, and getting your hair cut is not considered a break at all!In short, make a quick decision and come back early to continue the salted fish paralysis.After making up his mind, Sakuya put on his backpack, took his terminal and was ready to go out.She was standing at the entrance just after changing her shoes when the terminal in silent mode in her hand rang.

The caller ID was an unfamiliar number. Sakuya stared at it for a while, making sure that he had never seen this number before, so he picked it up and asked very politely: "Hi, hello, who is it?"

A low, hoarse voice with an indescribable sense of coercion came from the terminal. It was the voice Sakuya had heard before: "Hello, I'm Zhou Fang."

Sakuya shuddered in fright, and the terminal was not steady, and almost fell to the ground.She quickly stretched out her hand to grab it, and after a couple of flutters, she grasped it firmly.She held the terminal with both hands and put it to her ears, her voice was dry, and she said cautiously: "Yes, I am Nanase."

mom

ah!Why does the Scarlet King have her number!