We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

A few people rushed to the edge of the port, and saw a man in a light-colored windbreaker caught in the gap between the boats, and still hanging upside down on it, no matter how you looked at it, it looked like he had failed to throw himself into the sea and was caught.He kicked his legs in the air, and he didn't know how long he had been hanging upside down like this.

Daoming Si poked him with his saber, and found that he kicked his legs more cheerfully.He asked with some fear: "You, are you still alive?"

"Obviously yes~" I don't know why, but the voice sounded pleasant and very familiar, as if it resembled someone's voice... Everyone pondered for a moment, then looked at Fushimi in silence.

Fushimi had a few intersections on his forehead, and shouted at them angrily: "What are you looking at me for? I'm looking for people!" Why did this happen to me when I first arrived in Yokohama? It's so unlucky!

Fushimi's words made several people hurriedly work together to fish up the person who fell head-down in the boat pile.After catching it, everyone found that there was still a fishing net hanging on his body, and an empty glass wine bottle was stuck in the hole of the fishing net, but he had just fallen down, so everyone didn't notice.I don't know if it's because he's been on his head for too long, he seems to be a little congested, and he's still a little dizzy after being straightened up suddenly. The people of Scepter4 waited for him to sit on the spot and relax for a while, only to see that he looked at them with a smile on his face, and greeted them with a bandaged hand stretched out from the hole in the net, and shouted in a flirtatious tone: "Oh, Saki Ye—what a coincidence, I met you here~"

Sakuya covered his face: "It's not a coincidence at all! What are you doing here?" After asking, Sakuya felt that it was useless to ask. Dazai is here, what else can he do besides committing suicide?

Dazai shrugged: "As you can see, I'm working."

"I read a lot, don't try to lie to me, you are obviously committing suicide by throwing yourself into the sea." Instead, you failed again, sadly hanging yourself on the boat.

"I'm really working," Dazai said confidently, "but I just came to the beach while I was working. The waves beat against the rocks in the port, making a sound like a sonata, as if to say to me, 'Come on, Jump off!' The sea is so broad-minded and enthusiastic, how can I refuse its kindness and invitation? So I decided to follow my heart and throw myself into the arms of the sea, but I was hooked by the boat , and got the fishing net on himself.”

Fushimi felt that he was so stupid to believe that this man was really working at that moment!

"Anyway, can you rescue me from the fishing net first? I made a bit of a mess, so I gave up struggling." Dazai twisted his body and asked enthusiastically, "Do I look like a trapped mermaid?" Seeing Sakuya put his hand on the handle of the saber, the smile on Dazai's face froze, and then hurriedly stopped her, "Wait a minute, will you kill me directly like this? Are you trying to kill me directly? "The sword is ruthless, he may die if he cuts it down, and he will die without any aesthetic feeling, and it will be extremely painful.

"It just happened to eliminate harm for the people, and it also saved you from the trouble of failing to commit suicide." Sakuya assumed a dignified posture.

"Listen to what you're saying, is this still human language? Can committing suicide full of vigor be the same as being killed tragically?" Osamu Dazai protested righteously.

"It's okay, they are going to die anyway."

"It's bad, I don't like to change from active to passive."

Seeing Sakuya talking with each other so familiarly, Daoming Temple and Enomoto looked confused.Scratching his own hair, Daoming Si asked curiously, "Nase, do you know this gentleman?"

"Not only know, but also very familiar," Sakuya pouted, "This is the well-known suicide enthusiast of the Armed Detective Agency, Mr. Dazai Osamu, and also my former colleague."

"Hey--" Dazai Osamu wiped away the tears that didn't exist and said, "Have I become an ex-colleague? We were so close before, Sakuya, you are really ruthless--"

Fushimi twitched the corner of his mouth, watching Dazai directing and acting on his own, devoting himself to it.I saw him looking at Sakuya with an aggrieved face, but he didn't want to be exposed by Sakuya unceremoniously: "Don't act like you've been abandoned.

Are you looking good?He is obviously a scumbag at heart! She glanced to the side, only to find that Enomoto and Daoming Temple were looking at her with reproachful eyes, as if she was so cold-blooded and heartless.

It's over, these two people have been brought into the play by Dazai!

"Senior Enomoto, senior Daomingji, you two, don't be fooled by this scumbag's acting skills!" Sakuya hurriedly defended herself, "I'm a member of Scepter4 now, isn't it normal to call him a former colleague!"

Enomoto and Daomingji obviously breathed a sigh of relief.

Enomoto couldn't help but support his forehead: "It's obviously a normal relationship, why did your ex-colleague say that he was your ex-boyfriend who was abandoned by you?"

Daoming Si also asked, "Isn't it really your ex-boyfriend?" His tone was extremely sincere, "I'm not doubting you, Nanase!"

"Really not!" Sakuya held his forehead, "You are doubting me, Senior Daoming Temple, obviously!"

"Ah, really, I'm so annoying!" Fushimi took out a small knife out of nowhere, took it in his hand and flicked it neatly a few times, and cut the fishing net that trapped Dazai with three or two strokes.He is very regretful now, very regretful, why did he meddle in his own business and save this man?Wouldn't it be good to pretend you didn't see it?A bad premonition rushed straight from the soles of the feet to the Tianling Gai, and Fu met expressionlessly and said, "Okay."

"Thank you—" Dazai put on a bright smile on his face, but his words of thanks were not sincere.He stared at the knife in Fushimi's hand, his eyes glowed with longing, "It's really a good knife, if it's used to cut the main artery——"

Domyoji and Enomoto murmured softly:

"You said something creepy in a relaxed tone like 'today's weather is nice'."

"Is Nanase's former colleague a monster?"

"Ah, as expected, I'll give you a ride." Fushimi put his hand on the hilt of the knife and looked down at Dazai, because of the backlight, his expression looked a little cold and heartless, "Fushimi Saru Hiko, urgently pull knife--"

"Mr. Fushimi, calm down!" Daomingji hugged Fushimi from behind, in case he really drew his sword and slashed at Dazai on the ground.

Dazai also quickly rolled on the ground, and yelled like a fool: "The civil servants of the state are going to kill people!"

"I still have some experience in handling corpses." Fushimi said indifferently, and repeated again, "Fushimi Saru Hiko, draw your sword urgently!"

Sakuya felt that the scene in front of her was so confusing that she didn't even know where to start complaining, and finally she looked at Fushimi: "Why do you have experience in handling corpses, Fushimi-senior!"

"Just throw it into the sea."

"That's not called disposal, and it will pollute the sea!"

Fushimi pushed his glasses, broke free from Domyoji's restraint, straightened his clothes, stood aside and watched Dazai get up from the ground with cold eyes.

"By the way," Dazai, who had already stood up from the ground, patted the dust on his windbreaker, and asked casually, "Sakuya, why are you in Yokohama?" Looking at the side, impatience already appeared on his face Fushimi, Dazai raised his eyebrows, "Are you still on a business trip with your colleagues?"

Because Dazai was free to move around, several people also turned around and walked towards the road on the shore.Sakuya answered Dazai's question as he walked: "Well, the director said that there are several cases of supernatural beings here that need to be dealt with by Scepter4, so he arranged for us to come. President Fukuzawa should know about this, but he didn't." say?"

"No~" With both hands in the pockets of the windbreaker, Dazai followed Scepter4 briskly, and said briskly, "It seems that you have adapted well in Scepter4, since you still have a job - then I will help Let's go~"

"No need!" Sakuya and Fushimi shouted the words of rejection almost in unison, and turned back to look at Dazai at the same time.After realizing that the other party had the same reaction as their own, both of them froze for a moment, then turned back together, pretending that nothing happened

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When Dazai was yelled at, he had a pure and innocent face. Seeing that Sakuya and Fushimi moved so in unison, he even blinked.After the two turned back, he said happily, "Oh, you two have a good understanding~"

Enomoto and Domyoji started whispering head to head again:

"Fushimi-san and Nanase have exactly the same reaction."

"Because they are on patrol together, have you cooperated tacitly?"

"It seems that the relationship has become very good."

"Right, right?"

Fushimi said with a dark face: "Scepter4's work does not require outsiders to intervene." Tsk, was he misunderstood by Sakuya for this man?It's really annoying.No matter how much he clicked his tongue, he was better than this frivolous man, right?

Sakuya also felt that Fushimi and Dazai, apart from their very similar voices, had basically opposite personalities.

Although Fushimi always looks lazy and unmotivated, he is actually a workaholic, although the room chief is more likely to squeeze the labor force.And Dazai is always sloppy, although he can do a good job in the end, but there will always be a bunch of headaches in the middle, and the headaches are mainly Kunikida.In addition, Fushimi always looks like he rejects people thousands of miles away, and puts on a face of impatience to everyone, but he is actually an awkward and good person in essence.As for Dazai...it seems that he gets along well with everyone, but in reality he is a puddle of rotten black mud.She said: "Mr. Dazai, as a member of the Armed Detective Agency, if you come to help us, it will be a waste of time. Please consider my teacher who is bald because he can't find you, okay?"

"Ah, speaking of it," Dazai took out his own terminal from his pocket, "Kunikida-kun seems to have called me a lot, but I didn't answer it. I wonder if he took good care of Atsu-kun for me."

Sakuya walked briskly with Fushimi and asked casually: "Who is Dun-kun? How did you tell me that you didn't answer the phone without shame? I think my master is going to the street to post a missing person post." It's a revelation. And with his character, he might think that you have committed suicide successfully, and then he will start to make arrangements for your funeral!" Oh, senior Fushimi walked so fast - Sakuya had to trot a few steps to keep up Fushimi speed.

Osamu Dazai, who has long legs, can easily keep up with Fushimi and the others. He said happily, "It's my new apprentice~ the boy who fished me out of the river last time, his name is Nakajima Atsushi is now a member of the Armed Detective Agency and also my apprentice, and I have successfully won a round with Kunikida-kun in terms of apprentices."

"Why do you still have to compare with him in this kind of thing..." Sakuya couldn't help complaining, "And, your apprentice, why do you let my master take care of you?"

"Of course it's because I'm busy—" Dazai spread his hands, and his tone was extremely relaxed, which made Fushimi in front of him click his tongue again.

Where is this guy so busy!Busy killing yourself?

Hearing the beeping of the terminal in his pocket, Dazai took it out to take a look, then squinted his eyes, and after putting the terminal back, he quickly walked a few steps to Sakuya: "Okay, I really have to go to work Now, if you have time after work, let’s have dinner together. By the way, I want to remind you that the port mafia has been doing a lot recently, so be careful, the port just now is their masterpiece.” Said After finishing, he waved his hand and quickly disappeared in front of them.

"Really went to work...meaning, he really wasn't working just now, right?" Daoming Si asked cautiously.

Sakuya shrugged: "One of the words my master often says is, 'Dazai's mouth, a deceiving ghost'. But every time he was brought into rhythm by Mr. Dazai, his blood pressure soared with anger."

"Okay, the topic about Osamu Dazai can end here." Fushimi said with displeasure, "First finish our own work."

"Understood." Ah, Fushimi-senpai finally slowed down.Sakuya breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked Fushimi curiously, "Well, Fushimi-senpai, where did you take out the knife from?" She didn't even see Fushimi's knife.

Seeing where it was taken out, he had an extra knife in his hand.As soon as she turned her head, he put the knife away again, and he was even smarter than a magician.

Fu replied blankly, "It's a hidden weapon."

"... Huh huh?"

"Let's go, there's still a lot of work to do." Tsk, it's really troublesome, and work should have started at this time.

It's all Dazai's fault!Fushimi made a big note to Dazai in his heart.

"Oh, ok!" Feeling that Fushimi quickened his pace again, Sakuya stopped talking and followed silently.

The outsiders who caused the incident have been imprisoned by the Yokohama Police Station. What Sakuya and the others have to do is to interrogate, create files for the outsiders who have not been recorded in the register, and handle their household registration into the Fourth Branch of the Household Registration Division of the Tokyo Legal Affairs Bureau. Managed transfer procedures.In addition, the investigation of the personnel involved in the incident must be done to prevent subsequent incidents.

Meeting Dazai by chance is like a small splash, which is completely forgotten after everyone starts working.From ten o'clock in the morning to four o'clock in the afternoon, except for a pork chop meal with the interrogated outsider at noon, the four of them and ten other team members never stopped to rest.It's just that after tensing up and concentrating on working, no one noticed this.

After sorting out the interrogation reports and materials at hand, Enomoto reported the progress of the work to Fushimi: "Mr. Fushimi, we have a total of six outsiders to interrogate this time, and we have completed the interrogation of three of them. and management work, there are three people left, shall we finish the interrogation today, or continue tomorrow?"

Fushimi turned the pen in his hand, and made a habitual clicking sound.To finish interrogating the remaining three, I will definitely have to work overtime today.In Scepter4, you can work overtime as much as you want, but this is the territory of the Yokohama Police Department after all, so it's better for them not to be too ostentatious.After thinking for a while, Fushimi said: "The interrogation is over today, and the interrogation will continue tomorrow. Enomoto, please give me a summary of today's work progress, and I will report to the head of the department. Daomingji, Nanase, you two go ask Ask the other team members how the investigation work of the relevant parties is going." Looking at the time, Fushimi added, "According to the usual attendance time of Scepter4, we will end today's work at six o'clock."

The three nodded and said, "Understood."

Walking out of the gate of the Yokohama Police Station, Daomingji stretched out a long stretch: "Ah-ha!" Although he had been working for several hours, he was still full of energy at the moment, and he said happily: "As long as It’s not close to the sea, but the air in Yokohama still smells pretty good!” Although it has a slight salty smell, at least it won’t make him sneeze.Did not hear Sakuya's response, Daoming Temple turned his head strangely, and found that Sakuya had begun to vomit his soul. Although she was standing, Daoming Temple felt that she could fall down at any time.He suddenly panicked, "Nase, are you okay?!"

"It feels like my body is being hollowed out..." Sakuya said quietly.When she saw Nioh and Aizawa say that in the chat group yesterday, she was still wondering how could it be such an exaggeration, but she didn't expect that she would do the same today.She patted her head, "I always feel like I've been spinning like a top for a day, and I'm still a little dizzy now." Glancing at Daoming Temple, who looked like a normal person, Sakuya said sincerely, "Senior Daoming Temple is really energetic. Exuberant."

Daoming Temple said eloquently: "Young people should be energetic, like Nanase and Mr. Fushimi are obviously minors, but the two of you seem lazy and unmotivated all day long, and you look like young people." nothing!"

"Yes, that's what senior taught me." Sakuya squeezed her neck, her eyelids almost couldn't open.Suddenly, she remembered something, then she straightened up abruptly, and jumped off the Daoming Temple next to her.In his surprised eyes, Sakuya asked, "I said, Senior Daoming Temple, why does Senior Fushimi still have a hidden weapon? Do other members of the secret service team have it? Why don't I know?" She is busy with work today Forgot about it, now that she relaxed, she thought about it again, she was still somewhat curious, so she asked, "And he doesn't seem to want to bring it up, it's obviously pretty cool.

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"You said that," Daoming Temple waved his hand, "No, only Mr. Fushimi has that." He pinched his chin, "Didn't I tell you before that Mr. Fushimi was originally a member of Barbara , was once called by the room chief as a hidden weapon user of Barbara, with knives hidden everywhere on his body, you don’t know where he will hide, even in Scepter4, he still hasn’t changed this habit.”

"Oh, that's it." Sakuya suddenly realized, and then asked, "Then, why did Senior Fushimi leave Barbara and join Scepter4?" This sounds very similar to Mr. Dazai, one is that he left Port Mafia joined the Armed Detective Agency, and the other left Barbara to join Scepter4.

Two two-year-old guys at heart.

"Well——" Daoming Temple thought for a while while pinching his chin, and replied, "I only know that Mr. Fushimi was recruited from Barbara by the head of the room. As for why Mr. Fushimi agreed, I don't know. "

Sakuya's eyes widened: "Did the head dig it?"

Daoming Si nodded: "Well, yes."

I can poach other people's walls, but others can't poach my own walls. The office manager... has double standards in essence!Moreover, the head of the room is really capable of poaching people from the hands of the Red King.

"Actually, you don't have to care so much. Anyway, Mr. Fushimi is now looking for a job in Scepter4." Daoming Temple patted Sakuya's shoulder, "He is one of the most indispensable people in our branch office, so we can rest assured Just follow his instructions and work hard.”

Sakuya nodded, and then asked with a blank face: "So, what should we do now?" According to the news from other team members, the investigation work is still going on and has not been completed, so there is no way to make a summary for the time being report.

Daoming Temple thought for a while, and then said: "Tell Mr. Fushimi, the two of us should investigate too? Anyway, Mr. Fushimi passed on the relevant information to us when it came."

"Alright." Sakuya nodded, and took out the terminal to find out the information Fushimi had sent before, which contained information on people related to these outsiders.

She now feels that the work of Scepter4 is really beyond her understanding of civil servants.I thought it was a casual job of clocking in and going to and from get off work at a fixed time, but I didn't expect to be so busy every day, and I had to travel on business, and I had to do this kind of visit work. This is no different from the police, right?

Is this for righteousness?But her goal in life is just to be a salted fish!

Daomingji took out the terminal and called Fushimi to explain the situation. After hanging up the phone, he said to Sakuya, "Mr. Fushimi said yes, so let's go?"

"Well, let's go."