We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

The sudden appearance of a young man caught everyone's eyes, especially Dazai, who waved his hand and greeted him happily: "Hey, Kunikida-kun, I also failed to commit suicide today, what a pity~"

Nakajima complained frantically in his heart: I don't think you are sorry, aren't you very happy?Is it really okay for you to be so happy?Kunikida-san looks super angry—

"Yo, master!" Sakuya raised his hand and greeted Kunikida.

Seeing his little apprentice, Kunikida's anger dropped a lot.He coughed lightly, and after looking around the living room for a week, he asked suspiciously, "Why are there so many people here?"

On the phone, Nakajima only told him that there was a bit of confusion because of some unexpected incidents, and that Dazai's terminal was also damaged during this period, so the call was suddenly terminated, but he didn't say specifically what happened.He didn't know until he came in that the two members of the port mafia were also here.

Pointing at Nioh and Aizawa, Sakuya introduced, "These are the two neighbors I told you about before."

"Hello~" Nioh greeted Kunikida with a smile, and Aizawa just nodded at him.

Changing the direction of the finger, Sakuya pointed to Akutagawa and Higuchi and explained: "Mr. Akutagawa followed you to Tokyo, and Miss Higuchi followed Mr. Akutagawa to Tokyo."

Kunikida pushed his glasses: "Stalking in a row?" Nakajima murmured brokenly, "I said it was Akutagawa, Mr. Kunikida, you have to say it's not you, but you just don't want to admit it." Kunikida selectively ignored it. .

"And—this," Sakuya pointed to Fushimi, "Let me introduce informally, my boyfriend, Fushimi Saruhiko."

Fushimi bowed slightly to Kunikida: "Hello." After all, he is the teacher of his girlfriend, so he should be more polite...

"What?!" Upon hearing the word "boyfriend", Kunikida's expression instantly became tense, "Are you in love? When did it happen? Is this guy reliable? Will it affect work? It's in the plan ?"

Fushimi couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, what's the plan for dating...

Sakuya ignored all Kunikida's questions, grabbed the shopping bag he brought in and asked, "Why did you buy so many things? What's there?"

"Daily necessities." Kunikida sat down on the ground and began to introduce the things he bought, "Buy one get one free of roll paper, I bought two and got two free, a total of four. It's buy two get one free, so there are three bottles. And the big bottle is more cost-effective, all I buy are big bottles... No, I'm asking about your boyfriend!"

Kunikida's voice suddenly rose, causing Fushimi to tremble in fright.Because she was sitting back to back with him, Sakuya could also feel him trembling.She complained to Kunikida in dissatisfaction: "Keep your voice down, Master, you will scare Saruhiko."

"What, what?!" Kunikida looked at Sakuya in disbelief, and then heard Dazai gloating, "Kunikida was rejected by Sakuya, because she scared her boyfriend, so she was rejected~"

"What else?" Sakuya continued to pull Kunikida's shopping bag, and found that there was still a lot of food in it, and there was even a drying rack for pots and pans.She couldn't help the corners of her mouth twitching, "Don't you want money in the mall today?"

Kunikida pushed the glasses: "Although they are not free, they are very cheap."

Nioh looked at Kunikida with great interest, feeling that this person could easily be tempted.

The corner of Higuchi's mouth twitched: "I said, this one from the Armed Detective Agency, are you the old father who came to Tokyo to visit his daughter who is going to college? Why did you buy so many things?" The super-large bottle of dish soap and laundry detergent, and They are all three bottles, so they will be used until next year, right?

"That's not it," Sakuya said lazily, propping his chin with one hand, "my dad doesn't know about any discounts in shopping malls, he doesn't even know the market prices of these things. By the way, I actually don't know Not sure."

Kunikida couldn't help shouting: "Haven't you got rid of the problem of not looking at the price when you buy things???"

... so this guy can also roar

My apprentice.For some reason, Fushimi felt relieved.

"Buying things... don't look at the price..." Thinking of his flat wallet, Nakajima couldn't help feeling envious, "When will I be able to do this..." He even had to calculate which type of instant ramen he went to the supermarket to buy. Units are cheaper before you buy them.

Hikou covered his face: "It feels like a young lady who doesn't know the sufferings of the world is speaking."

"Sakuya is indeed a young lady, but after joining sceter4, I should have experienced such things as human suffering." Dazai has already laid down on the sofa casually, "After all, sceter4 only has work and overtime, not off-duty and Take a vacation."

"Shut up! I don't want to listen to you!" Sakuya covered his ears with his hands, "I could have been happy tonight, but you guys killed me! What kind of human suffering is this, woo woo woo—"

Nakajima asked cautiously: "Well, is it necessary to know that Sakuya is the eldest lady to work in the armed detective agency?"

"That's not necessary, it doesn't matter if you know it or not," Dazai said nonchalantly, "For example, Kenji-kun knows it too, but he actually doesn't understand what Missy means."

Thinking of Miyazawa Kenji's natural and extremely strong character, Nakajima bowed down frustrated: "Kenji-kun's words...it is true."

"By the way, do you want to keep chatting like this?" Dazai said innocently, "I'm hungry." As if to match what he said, his stomach also "gurgled".

Fushimi clicked his tongue: "Tsk."

Nioh rubbed his chin: "From just now, I feel that Dazai's voice is a bit familiar, and it really looks like Fushimi's."

"But I won't smack my tongue." Dazai sat up straight, "I said, let's go eat? Eat!"

"Then find a place to go out to eat." Sakuya also stood up, "I'm hungry too. By the way, Mr. Dazai, you are already an adult, please stop your kindergarden-like rolling and shameless behavior." See Looking at the time, Sakuya said, "I know there is a restaurant that eats crabs, but I need to make an appointment. I probably won't be able to go today. Let's change to something else. Are Mr. Aizawa and Nioh going?"

"No," King Ni waved his hand, "I have to pack my things today, and I will gather at six o'clock tomorrow, and I will go to bed early at night."

Aizawa yawned and said lazily: "I'm not going to watch the baseball game." He exchanged glances with Nioh, and the two of them high-fived each other, "Takeaway——"

Sakuya said sincerely: "I think it's perfectly fine for the two of you to live together like this—"

"I won't lend you the apartment anymore." Nioh said decisively.

Sakuya quickly apologized: "I'm sorry I was wrong——"

Having decided to eat, everyone walked out of Sakuya's apartment one after another.Standing at the door of the house, Sakuya said to Niwang: "I will come back again after dinner, and then I will discuss with you about the loan."

Nioh made an "ok" gesture: "It's okay before eleven o'clock, puff~" Glancing at Fushimi who was waiting for Sakuya not far away, Nioh's eyes showed a bit of pity, "I I have to sympathize with Fushimi, why are you both interrupted every time you two have overtime work and dates other than attendance? Besides, he is a character who doesn’t like to be noisy, puff~”

Aizawa nodded in agreement.

Sakuya sighed helplessly: "I don't know either. He said today that something will happen as long as I buy something. I still didn't believe it, but he was right. Well, forget it, wait until I get back tonight Let me talk to him about the dormitory. Then I will have dinner with them first, bye-"

"Bai—" Nioh and Aizawa waved at Sakuya, and after watching her leave with Fushimi and others, both of them felt a little emotional.

"I don't know why, but I feel that Fushimi is miserable, puff~"

"Nanase's group of relatives and friends is really spectacular. How about some takeaway tonight? I ordered it yesterday, and you order it today."

"Sushi bar."

And when Kunikida walked out of the apartment door, he was thinking, why does it feel like something has been forgotten?

Although she knew about Kyoka from Dazai and Nakajima, this did not prevent Sakuya from feeling that Kyoka was really a cute little girl.On the way to dinner, Sakuya kept asking her with a smile: "Xiao Jinghua, what do you like to eat? Do you always wear kimonos? It's so cute! By the way, I also know a little girl who is as cute as you, but she always I like to wear foreign dresses, and I feel that my personality is similar to yours. Uh—do you want to get to know her? Just make friends in Tokyo? I can’t take you to play with me when I’m going to work, but you can play with her. Oh yes, say Looks like she's also organized by a gang—”

Jinghua blinked her eyes and asked, "Is she also an assassin?"

"That's not true," Sakuya scratched her cheeks with her fingers. "She should be a mascot, right? Daoming Temple told me so. Want to get to know each other? I'll call now and ask if she can come out." She squeezed Pinching Jinghua's face, "Do you like sweet things? When I was at my house, I saw you eat all the desserts I brought you. She likes it too, maybe she can take you there—"

Kyoka held Sakuya's hand, and said in a very sincere tone: "Please introduce us to each other! Desserts in Tokyo..." Just thinking about it made my mouth water.

Nakajima looked to see if no one noticed, and quickly reminded Jinghua: "Xiao Jinghua, your saliva is about to flow out!"

"Then I'll call and ask." Saying that, Sakuya stepped aside and called Kusanagi.The other party quickly answered the phone, and after Sakuya explained his intentions, he readily agreed.

"Okay, I just haven't made dinner yet." Kusanagi sounded a little happy. He asked Sakuya to wait a moment, as if he was talking to someone, but he covered the microphone and Sakuya didn't hear clearly. After a while , Kusanagi restarted the conversation with Sakuya, "If you don't mind, can I trouble Sakuya to entertain two more people for me?"

Hearing what Kusanagi said, Sakuya was a little surprised.Two more people?After all, they are the ones who bark Wuluo, right?Although she only knew other people besides Tosuke and Hatta... Wait, it can't be Zhou Fang, right?Sakuya glanced at Fushimi, and asked cautiously, "Is this Mr. Zhou Fang?"

"No, no," Kusanagi denied without thinking, "Zun has gone out, and he probably won't come back tonight. You may not know one of them, so I'm afraid it will trouble you."

"I don't mind, there are quite a lot of people on my side anyway," Sakuya counted the number of people on his side, and then told Kusanagi, "Seven or eight, I'm worried that the person you mentioned would mind .”

"Hahaha, that shouldn't matter," Kusanagi smiled heartily, "My friend is quite cheerful, and I told him that, and he agreed."

Kusanagi said so, and Sakuya said that there is no problem on his side: "Then I will send you the coordinates later. That place is not very far from Barbara, and it should be here soon."

"Then I will trouble you." Kusanagi thanked her sincerely, "Every time there is an event, I think of Anna. Thank you so much, Ms. Nanase."

"Because Anna is cute." Sakuya smiled, "Then tell Anna, see you later."

"I'll pass it on. Thanks for your hard work."

"That's it for now, bye."

After finishing the call with Kusanagi, Sakuya smiled and said to Kyoka: "It's done. Ah, yes, I have to tell Saruhiko." With so many, Fushimi probably... no, it will definitely be annoying.She looked for Fushimi's figure, and found that he had been interrogated by Kunikida who finally remembered what she had forgotten.

"When did you and Sakuya start dating?"

"Probably... started last month."

"Probably? That's not okay! The time when we started dating is a very important anniversary, how can you remember it so vaguely!"

"Sorry……"

"Just trying to date, or before getting married

Propose a relationship? "

"Isn't it too early to think about this kind of problem..."

"You, you have no sense of responsibility at all! If you dare to do something sorry for Sakuya, I will never forgive you!"

"Sorry……"

Nakajima said with a dry smile, "Mr. Kunikida, you are very strict."

Dazai cut his hands behind his head: "But don't you think it's embarrassing to ask such questions on the road? By the way, Sakuya, is your boyfriend okay? It looks super-desperate, and I need to teach him some suicide experience and How do you feel?"

Sakuya said with a look of disgust: "You have never had the experience and experience of suicidal success!" Seeing that Fushimi's pace was slightly behind Kunikida, Sakuya rolled his eyes and thought of a way.She winked at Dazai, and the other party immediately understood that it was a project that could tease Kunikida anyway, and he was happy to cooperate with Sakuya.The two quickened their pace, Sakuya walked up to Fushimi and held him back, and made a silent gesture to him who turned around in surprise, signaling him to follow him, and then asked Dazai to take the vacant seat of Fushimi .

Kunikida continued to preach: "Listen well, as a man, you must be serious and responsible at all times."

Dazai imitated Fushimi's tone of voice and replied lazily: "Yes—"

"What kind of attitude do you have? As a national civil servant, you are as unmotivated as Dazai!"

"I think Mr. Dazai is a nice person—"

The corners of Fushimi's eyes twitched slightly, and he had a new understanding of Dazai's thick skin.This guy praised himself in his tone. Although he was saved, why did he feel so upset?

"Mr. Dazai is really shameless." Sakuya said bluntly.

Fushimi nodded silently, agreeing to Sakuya's words.

Nakajima didn't dare to nod or make a sound, Akutagawa was staring at him, he didn't dare to say anything, he didn't dare to ask anything.

Higuchi looked around and exclaimed, "As expected of Tokyo—"

"Sarubiko—" Sakuya pulled Fushimi's hand, looking a little embarrassed, "I'm sorry, this happened to you again."

Fushimi said nonchalantly: "There is no way to do this. But, you know too many people, don't you?" Forget it, and form a group, is Tokyo a place for them to play some dungeons?

"Hmm--I knew Mr. Dazai and Atsushi would come, but I didn't expect the others." And Sakuya felt a little strange, why Mingming Kunikida was coming, but she didn't inform her.She blinked and looked at Fushimi, "One more thing, that is... I also called Anna, and Mr. Kusanagi said that there will be two people coming with her, so... I just wanted to introduce Anna to Xiaojing I know Hana, I'm sorry—" Sakuya clasped his hands together, looked at Fushimi eagerly, and his eyes were full of "I'm sorry for you".

Fushimi stared at Sakuya for a while, and finally sighed, his tone sounded a bit indifferent: "It's okay, anyway, after your birthday last time, I can already accept this situation."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooup And The Best" Sakuya rushed over and hugged Fushimi, rubbing and rubbing in his arms.

Jing Hua looked at the two of them without blinking, then turned to Nakajima and said, "You hugged me like that too."

Just as Nakajima was about to explain "that's different", Akutagawa warned him with Rashomon: "What did you do to Kyoka? You're just a tiger!"

"It's not what you think!"

Higuchi looked at Sakuya and Fushimi enviously: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Don't even think about it." Akutagawa said mercilessly.

And at this moment, Kunikida finally sensed something was wrong from Dazai's increasingly perfunctory attitude and answers, and when he turned his head and saw Dazai's smiling face, his anger rose immediately.

"Too-zai-"

"I didn't realize that the replacement was Kunikida-kun, you're wrong~"

"Don't pass the buck, you bastard!"

A group of people were noisy on the road, and finally arrived at the place to eat that Sakuya said.

Before Anna and the other two came, Sakuya asked Kyoka and Nakajima to look at the menu first.Because of the large number of people, Sakuya specially asked the store to find a large private room for them, and told the clerk that if there was a little girl with white hair and a red lo skirt who came with two adults, let them come to the private room.

After waiting for about 10 minutes, the door of the private room opened.Seeing the few people who appeared, Sakuya was in a bad mood.

"Wait, Anna! Explain!" Sakuya pointed at the four people following her, "What's going on!"

Turning her head to look at Hong and Bakuhao on the left, Anna explained: "When I came, I met on the road. I said I came to see Sister Sakuya for dinner, so Heartbroken and Jiao Dong joined." Turning to look The two on the right, Ana continued, "Misaki is coming with me, and there's another—"

Before Anna finished the introduction, Zhong Yuan exploded: "Why are people from the Armed Detective Agency here? Let me tell you! The others are fine, what's going on with that bastard Dazai! And you two!" He pointed Looking at Akutagawa and Higuchi, he yelled, "Akutagawa! You are promising! And Higuchi! What are you two thinking!"

"What, isn't this Chuya?" Seeing his former partner, Dazai opened fire and mocked him heartily, "Why are you still wearing your ridiculous hat here? This is Tokyo, Tokyo, your hat doesn't match the fashion here, Chuya, your taste is really bad—”

"What did you bastard say!"

"Do you want me to repeat it? It's okay, you, the, taste, taste, really, bad!"

"I kill you!"

In addition to being overwhelmed by the chaotic scene in front of him, Sakuya also felt that Fushimi, who saw Hatta, was extremely happy and excited.

"i→sa↗ki↘~"

Somebody kill her!