We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

Fushimi hates cats.

Sakuya didn't know at first, she thought cats were cute, so people all over the world should like cats.She was surprised when she found out that Fushimi hated cats, but she sincerely apologized to him for forcing Fushimi to watch cat movies with her during the Yui Sports Festival.

But cats love Fushimi.

Sakuya herself has the physique to attract cats, but if she appears with Fushimi, the cat will definitely choose Fushimi.This is the case with Xiaohei raised by Shanjo, the little wild cat that the two met when they were patrolling together, and the masters of the four-person group of Xiongying who raised cats... the same is true.

Even a cat like pencil who doesn't like to get close to people other than Aizawa is now sticking to Fushimi's side, as if he has catnip attributes.Five cats jumped up and down around Fushimi, treating him like a cat climbing frame.Fushimi carried this one down, and the other one climbed up again.Ah Hua was especially arrogant. Fushimi grabbed the nape of her neck once, and even dared to climb up on his head swaggeringly. Her tail hung down to cover Fushimi's face, and she flicked it in front of him.

And Fushimi also struggled and resisted at the beginning, and now he gave up resisting, exuding a sense of hopelessness all over his body, allowing the five cats to treat themselves as a cat climbing frame, jumping up and down around him.

Now I want to go back to the village to work, very much.

At the beginning, Sakuya was still helping Fushimi to pick off the cat hair stuck to his body, but the five cats were too clingy to him, and finally Sakuya gave up: "Forget it."

Midoriya, who was sitting opposite Sakuya and Fushimi, watched them both silently, feeling a little uneasy.Nanase, your boyfriend's air pressure is so low, the whole person seems to be in despair, is it really okay?Xinsao, stop staring at Nanase's boyfriend!His line of sight has been completely blocked by your Ah Hua, so he can't see it at all!What a strange Shura field I am in!I can't stand it anymore, everyone hurry up and break this suffocating silence——

"So," Sakuya sat upright and looked at the four people across from him, "Why on earth did you four come to my house with cats? Speaking of which, as professional heroes, none of you have a guilty conscience except for Green Valley!" She patted He slapped the table, but the sound made Ahua startled. It stepped on Fushimi's head and jumped off. His head was stomped crookedly, and the glasses almost fell off.

Fushimi really wanted to go back to the village to work, very much.

Fushimi struggled to pull out his arm from under the fat, chubby and rather heavy body of Blast Killing King, straightened his crooked glasses, and tidied up the messy hair picked by Ah Hua. When he raised his head, there was He collided with Xin Cao's sharp gaze.

The two looked at each other expressionlessly, but the onlookers all felt that the two people were crackling like lightning, giving them a sense of tension and oppression that a war was about to break out.

Lu Gu swallowed his saliva, feeling that they were going to fight in the next second, at this moment, the two people who didn't like each other turned their faces away in unison.

"Tsk."

"Humph."

Lu Gu's heart tightened, but Hong, who was sitting next to him and drinking lemon tea, said at this moment: "Ah, Shinsao and Fushimi have a good understanding."

Green Valley covered his face with one hand, pressed Hong's shoulder with the other hand, and said in a sad tone: "Don't say such things, classmate Hong!"

Having said that, after the two people staggered their gazes, the tense atmosphere in the room eased a lot, which also made Green Valley a little relieved—ah, it's safe.However, it took less than ten seconds for Lugu to relax, but Sakuya patted the table again, which made Lugu tremble again in fright.Faced with Sakuya's questioning stern gaze, Midoriya said awkwardly: "Well, Nanase, the thing is like this. We came to find Mr. Aizawa today, but after we came, we found that Mr. Aizawa was not at home, so we called He didn't know until later that he had something to go out temporarily, and he won't be back until noon."

Sakuya asked vigilantly: "Then why don't you go to King Ni?"

"King Ni is not at home," said Hong, "Yesterday he said that the school animation club had an event today, and he was dragged by one of his girlfriends to help with chores, and he might not be back until noon.

Didn't you see what he said? "

"Ah—this——" Sakuya scratched his head, "It seems to be." When she came back, she still remembered this incident. Although she didn't know what King Ren was doing, she knew that King Ren was not at home. When I saw a few of them appearing in my home, I forgot about them.

Bakugo supported his chin with one hand: "It would be too troublesome to go back, so Xinsao said, let me tell you, let us borrow your apartment and let us wait for Mr. Aizawa here, if you don't answer the call, just I sent a message, who knows that not only did you not see it, but you came back suddenly, cut."

Um? ? ?Seeing Bakugo's disdainful expression coupled with this disgusting tone, Sakuya said with a complicated expression: "If I didn't know that Bakugo has such a bad temper, I really have to start thinking about whether I did something wrong " She took a deep breath, looked back at Fushimi who was surrounded by cats, and picked up the remote control of the air conditioner on the table to lower the temperature a little, so as not to overheat him.Then I asked Green Valley and the others, "Then why are you all coming to Mrs. Aizawa today? Do you meet at the cat-sucking arty every Monday? You don't call me!"

"Didn't you say you're not free?" Xinsao glanced at Fushimi and looked at Sakuya suspiciously, "Are you really not free?"

Sakuya was at a loss for words, and when he was organizing the words in his mind to explain, Bakugou spoke again: "Besides, we are not going to gather people to suck cats, we are going to take them to - neutering!"

"...Why do you still use such a confident tone when you say this kind of thing? What are you proud of!" Sakuya asked frantically, "Today is my birthday, and you guys took the cats together for neutering today, so that the My birthday becomes the anniversary of the loss of their hairy balls, are you still human!"

Bo said seriously: "Because Mr. Aizawa said that it can be done, and everyone is free today, so I made an appointment with the pet hospital for surgery. Nanase, don't say that, they will hear."

Fushimi complained secretly: What the hell?Could it be that they can still understand human beings and know that they are about to lose their hairy balls?Wait, is it just pressing him with hairy balls on his head?

Xinsao pointed to A Hua who jumped on Fushimi's head again, and said to Sakuya expressionlessly: "A Hua is a girl." He looked up at A Hua, and said meaningfully, "Ah Hua Come down quickly, a good girl can't just run over to other boys."

……ha?The corners of Fushimi's mouth twitched slightly, and a somewhat inexplicable expression appeared on his face.What is this guy saying to the cat with all his seriousness?Think cats can understand?

Facing Xinsao's criticism and education, Ahuali ignored it. It was lively and active, and it was going to go to a new place for several rounds of exploration. At this moment, it was lying on Fushimi's head, flicking its drooping tail , From time to time, Fushimi's nose, mouth and glasses will be swept.

"Tsk, I said, can you stop dumping? Do you understand?" Fushimi sighed slightly and muttered to himself, "That's why I don't like creatures that can't communicate, whether it's a cat or a baby, tsk. "It's so annoying.

Boom said kindly to Fushimi: "Just hold it down and that's it."

Fu looked at Hong expressionlessly: "What should I use to hold it down? With my feet? Ah?"

On Fushimi's left hand was Leon, and on his right hand was the King of Explosive Killers, with Yukimaru and a pencil nestled in his arms, so he really couldn't hold Ah Hua down.

Green Valley said with a dry smile: "Well, Nanase, your boyfriend is very popular with cats."

As if to confirm what Lu Gu said, the pencil nestled in Fushimi's arms turned over and stretched, patted Fushimi with his cat's paw, and kowtowed at him.

Sakuya, who witnessed this scene, felt a little complicated: "I didn't know for a while, whether it was me who was green, or Mr. Aizawa who was green."

However, Fushimi, who was "seduced", was unmoved, and even said to the pencil in his usual unmotivated tone: "It's useless for you to do this, you are a cat with a shit-shoveling officer, and I also have a woman." Friends, we can't, tsk."

"...What are you talking about to the cat?" Finally, Xinsao couldn't help but spoke the first sentence to Fushimi - although it was a complaint.

Sakuya covered her face: "I'm so embarrassed for what I said!"

Caught off guard and being fed a mouthful of dog food, Lugu Baohao and Hong: Excuse me!

"Anyway," Hong said solemnly, "We will leave after Aizawa-sensei comes back, Nanase, you and your boyfriend can do whatever you want, as long as we don't exist."

Green Valley covered his face.Don't talk about it, classmate Hong, the face of classmate Xinsao is black.

Sakuya also covered his face: "Listen to yourself, is this still human language? You guys have such a strong sense of existence, how blind can I ignore your existence? And what are you talking about? It's as if Ape Hiko and I are going to do something shameful!"

Baohao kept his hand on his face and said disapprovingly: "You brought your boyfriend home."

Green Valley continued to cover his face.Don't talk about Xiaosheng, Xinsao is going to kill someone.

"However," Bakugo changed the subject and pointed at Fushimi, who was covered with cats, "Now it seems that even if you want to do anything, you can't do anything. Your boyfriend has been overwhelmed by cats. By the way, your boyfriend Why is it so popular with cats?" Bakugo has no doubts at all, if it wasn't for the limitation of his receptor type, and his speed is not as fast as Ah Hua, Blast Killer would definitely jump on Fushimi's head and lick him like a younger brother hairy.

How could his cat lick the hair of a younger brother other than him!

Sakuya said frantically: "They said we didn't plan to do anything, and we came back just because the apartment has a kitchen for cooking!"

Xin Cao showed doubts: "So, last time you said that you want to learn to cook, but you haven't learned it yet? It's been a few days? You don't know what you cook? What do you cook except for 3 minutes of instant soaking Is there anything else I can eat?"

Xinsao's words made Fushimi Zhilen's ears prick up, he suddenly raised his head to look at Xinsao, not only startled Ah Hua above his head, but also shocked Xinsao.He was a little puzzled, but after meeting Fushimi's eyes, Xinsao's mood became a little weird.He found that he actually understood the meaning in Fushimi's eyes.

If he read correctly, Fushimi was asking him for... help.

Ah Ye, this idiot, isn't planning to cook and feed his boyfriend by himself?Where does this guy get the confidence and confidence to think that what he makes is edible?After some complicated psychological changes, Xinsao found that he had a little more sympathy for Fushimi.Thinking of what King Ni said about Sakuya kissing Fushimi in public, Xinsao began to suspect that it wasn't that his cabbage was raped by pigs, but...he raised pigs!

Pigs can push cabbage, should he be relieved?

Facing Xinsao's doubts, Sakuya replied confidently: "I'm studying, I watched the video and took notes—"

"...Don't talk for now," Xin Cao raised his forehead, "My brain hurts."

"Nanase, do you want to cook?" Hong looked at Sakuya eagerly, "I have a proposal, today is your birthday, otherwise we will help you—"

"No, you all go back to me! Go back to me except Baohao!"

"It's none of my business? Why did I stay? Are you still determined to let me teach you how to cook? I'm telling you, don't even think about it!"

"Teach me, please—"

The scene became a little uncontrollable for a while, and Fushimi also began to feel a headache.There was no other reason, the main reason was that Bao Hao was too noisy, which made his head buzz.

The good old man Lu Gu stepped forward to smooth things over: "Stop arguing, stop arguing, Xiaosheng, you and Nanase, stop arguing—"

"It's none of your business here, Lu Gu, don't interrupt."

"Choujiu, shut up, old man!"

...I want to go back to work, even if I work late into the night, I want to go back to work overtime.Fushimi thought with some headache.Why did it become like this?Even the head of the room leniently fulfilled Sakuya's birthday wish and asked him to accompany her on a date for a day. The deputy chief also said that today other people will report to her so as not to disturb him and Sakuya. Why did he become like this? situation.

It's too bad, it can't get any worse.Fushimi thought helplessly.However, there was a sudden knock on the door

Proved to him with strength that the situation can really get worse.

When Nioh was returning to the apartment, he ran into Aizawa who happened to be back. When the two of them came back together, they heard the unexpected bustle in Sakuya's apartment. It was the kind of anti-theft door with good sound insulation effect. lively.Nioh and Aizawa glanced at each other, leaned on the door and listened for a while, and heard Bakugo and Sakuya's quarrel inside, and could vaguely hear someone trying to persuade them to fight.

King Ni was immediately happy: "Pfft, Qizai is back, and Baohao and Lugu seem to be there too."

"Ah," Aizawa said, not surprised at all, "They came to look for me today, but I went to Xiongying for a temporary business, so they waited for me here at Nanase. But didn't Nanase say that he was free today? Why are you here?"

King Ni shrugged: "I don't know." He reached out and knocked on the door. After waiting for a while, the door opened, and Lugu's head popped out from inside.

"Ah, it's Aizawa-sensei and Nioh." Seeing the two of them appearing together, Midoriya was a little surprised, "We guessed it was one of you two, but we didn't expect you to come back together."

"Puff, I happened to meet you when I walked downstairs." Before Lugu moved out of the way, King Ni sneaked in skillfully, and greeted several people in the room with a smile, "Yo——" Seeing the hanging cats Fushimi, King Ni was startled, and bounced back, "Qizai, when did you set up a cat climbing frame at home? It's still in the shape of a human." He looked carefully, only to find that it was not in the shape of a human. The cat climbed the frame, but a real person, or Sakuya's boyfriend. "This..." Nioh looked at Sakuya with a complicated expression, "Why do you treat your boyfriend like a cat climbing frame?"

Sakuya raised his forehead: "No, he is too popular with cats."

Nioh looked playfully at Fushimi, who exuded the aura of "I'm so annoying" all over his body but still failed to drive away a cat, and felt a little sympathy for him in his heart.At this time, Aizawa also took off his shoes and walked in. As soon as he came in, he saw his cat owner nestled in Fushimi's arms, rolling his belly in enjoyment.

Aizawa looked at the pencil silently, but the pencil didn't shake him.

Aizawa quietly called Pencil, but Pencil still didn't shake him off.

Nioh on the side couldn't help laughing out "puchi": "What kind of NTR scene is this?" The excrement shovel officer was brutally beaten by a cat climbing an NTR, isn't it too miserable?

"I said," Fushimi finally said, with a hint of embarrassment in his tone, "Can you take the cat away?" He sighed, "My legs and arms are already numb." Especially It was the one suppressed by the blast king.He suspected that the orange cat didn't have a clue about his own weight, and felt that he was a little baby, so he put all his weight on his arm without any burden.

Fushimi's tone of helplessness mixed with a little bit of grievance immediately aroused Sakuya's desire to protect, she put her hands on her hips and said aggressively to the others: "Hurry up and take your cat away, I didn't hear my cat Ape Bigu said that his arms and legs are numb? Especially the King of Explosion, he has become round again visibly to the naked eye, did he eat too much—”

Bao Hao rushed over and covered the ears of the King of Killing: "Don't let him hear it! I said last time that he ate too much and he was autistic. He didn't eat cat food for a day. My mother scolded me when she found out. You haven't cooked for me for three days!"

"... Bakugo, even if you are a well-known professional hero, you still have no status at home." Sakuya said sympathetically.

Several crossroads appeared on the forehead of Bakugo, and he yelled at Sakuya: "Shut up!"

Lugu and Hong hurriedly brought back their cats. Xuewan and Leon were well-behaved and stable, and they were both well-behaved when they were taken away.

But Ah Hua is different.When Xinsao reached out to hug it, it started to struggle. When it was carried away, its four legs were still fluttering, and it stepped on Fushimi's head and face several times. He stepped on his glasses and his hair. The mess made Fushimi look a bit embarrassed, so that the onlookers, Midoriya and others, wondered if Shinsao instigated Fushimi to do this because it was not pleasing to the eye.

Before Aizawa greeted the pencil, it jumped out of Fushimi's arms.It sat upright in front of Fufu, watched him put the glasses that had been stepped on and put them back on, and meowed at him

After a few sounds, he returned to Aizawa's side and rubbed his head against his leg.

Tsk, that's why I don't like cats, I can't communicate at all.Fushimi thought a little annoyed.

"Your hair was messed up by Ah Hua." Sakuya's voice came from above his head, and then Fushimi felt that Sakuya was combing his hair with his hands. After a while, he heard her say again , "Okay." She knelt in front of Fumi, stretched out her hands to hold his face and rubbed it, and said with a smile, "It's become a handsome and lovely Sarubigu again."

Nioh and the others were surprised to see that Fushimi, who was still full of irritability and black air all over his face, softened after being comforted by Sakuya, and even the black air behind his back disappeared.

Hong couldn't help but said with admiration: "No wonder Nanase said that she is very good at smoothing cats."

"No, no, no, what you said is wrong," King Ni shook his index finger, "This is no longer grooming the cat, this is the cat being completely tamed by her."

Green Valley said faintly: "Ms. Aizawa once said that girls like the new and dislike the old. Obviously when we met last time, Nanase saw these cats and cats screaming "heart" on the left and "baby" on the right. Today Let us take them all away."

Green Valley's words made Fushimi feel a little bit dissatisfied.He looked at Sakuya silently, trying to convey his dissatisfaction to her.

Sakuya put her fingers together and said in a serious tone: "I swear to God, from now on, my heart and soul are you, and my baby is also you, just you."

Only then was Fushimi satisfied, and muttered in a low voice, "It's more or less the same."

King Ren covered his face: "Why do I feel full before I have lunch?"

After bowing his head and thinking for a while, he said innocently, "It's dog food."

Bakugo and Nioh yelled at Hong in unison: "Shut up!"

Looking at Sakuya and Fushimi, Aizawa thought silently in his heart: It's great for a young couple to fall in love, so sweet.Although Sakuya is not his student, but he has known her for so long, and he is very relieved to see that she and Fushimi have such a good relationship.Glancing at Shinsao standing next to him, Aizawa asked, "Didn't you say last time that you were going to shovel and turn over your cabbage pig? Why don't you?"

After Ahua was taken away from Fushimi's head by Xinsao, she went to explore and play by herself. Xinsao, who didn't have a cat in her arms, rubbed her fluffy hair, thought for a while and said, "I don't know why. , I think Ah Ye is the pig with the cabbage." He even wanted to defect to Fushimi, and asked Sakuya to take good care of Fushimi.

Hearing this, Sakuya immediately turned his head and glared at Xin Cao: "Who do you call a pig?"

"... Whoever eats more is a pig."

"...Where is my knife?" Sakuya gritted his teeth angrily, "Aren't you going to take the cat to cut the hairy balls? Are you still going?"

"Ah, I forgot if you didn't tell me," Aizawa patted his head, "People from the pet hospital called me and said that the hospital had a power outage, so today's operation was canceled and we had to make an appointment at another time. They were with me, so I told them I would tell them."

"Oh." Sakuya looked at them blankly, waved his hands mechanically, and said indifferently, "Then you can go, go back to your respective homes."

"But we're all here." Xin Cao said lazily.

Sakuya suddenly became alert: "So?"

"Why don't you have to eat before leaving?"

"...you go back!"

He said sincerely in a booming tone: "Nanase, today is your birthday, let us help you celebrate and let Bakugo cook for you."

Suddenly caught by the cue: "??? You bastard with a yin and yang face, don't make decisions by yourself!"

Niwang picked up the things Sakuya bought back, and said in a dawdly way: "Puff, you bought all the things you didn't buy last time? Oh, there are more things you didn't buy last time."

"But if you celebrate your birthday, you have to have a cake, right? We didn't even buy a cake." Green Valley volunteered by raising his hand, "I'll order one now, Nanase

What do you want to eat? "

"Chestnut cake is fine." Before Sakuya could answer, Shinsao had already made a decision for her. "This guy likes chestnut cake. If you don't have chestnut cake, you can choose chocolate as the next best thing."

"Okay—leave it to me!" Green Valley said enthusiastically.

Hong turned his head and said to Baohao: "Baohao, let me help you."

"I haven't said that I want to cook!!!"

"But you've already walked into the kitchen, don't you really need help?"

"Nonsense, help me scrape the potatoes!"

"Ok."

Facing this chaotic scene, Fushimi decided to give up struggling.You can do whatever you want, as long as you are with your girlfriend anyway.

Just as he had just finished thinking about it, he suddenly felt his shoulders sinking. It turned out that Sakuya knocked his head on his shoulder.

"Why did it become like this——!"