We who can't be heroes [Comprehensive]

Fushimi felt that it was not right for him to think that it is normal to see the statue of Munakata in the public area when he returned to Qingyunliao from the outside, so when he saw the other party looking at him with a smile, he was ready to ignore it. Go straight over.

but--

"Oh, is Fushimi-kun off work?" Munakata asked kindly.

Look, I was called.

Looking at Munakata blankly, Fushimi asked in a sticky tone, "What are you doing here, Chief?"

"Isn't the answer obvious?" Munakata replied as a matter of course, "I'm waiting for you, Fushimi-kun."

I asked you because I wanted to avoid such an answer.The corners of Fushimi's eyes twitched slightly: "You are still waiting for me at this late hour, are you a strange parent who cares about your children all the time? Can't you call and tell me if there is anything?" Munakata refuted him and released him early Fushimi was already full of anger when he applied for the holiday, but now seeing Munakata's refreshed smiling face, Fushimi just wanted to commit the crime and beat up his boss.

"If the child comes back late, don't the parents just have to wait?"

"I haven't experienced this kind of thing, so I don't know."

Seeing Fushimi's indifferent expression, Munakata smiled slightly and said, "Sorry, it seems to remind Fushimi-kun of bad memories."

"Not really." Pushing his glasses, Fushimi asked lazily, "So, what do you want me to do, Chief? Just restore the monitoring records in the intelligence room and the corridor, tsk." Days, Munakata has been trying to trick him, let him get back the two deleted records, and his head's insistence on such boring things has once again refreshed Fushimi's cognition.

Munakata asked righteously: "Fushimi-kun, is this the kind of person I am in your eyes?"

Fushimi nodded without hesitation: "You are."

As if he had expected such an answer from Fushimi, Munakata was not surprised at all.He pretended to be helpless and sighed: "Oh, it's really sad."

"I didn't see it." Tsk, what on earth does the room chief want to do?He also wanted to go back quickly to take a shower and send a message to Sakuya, but now he was stopped by Munakata, and he couldn't leave here.

Seeing the impatience emanating from Fushimi, Munakata said, "Let's get down to business, Fushimi-kun."

...you should have done this long ago!Fushimi sneered secretly, and his originally loose gaze became a little more concentrated: "Please hurry up."

After thinking for a while, Munakata said, "Fushimi-kun, Nanase-kun should have told you that a few days ago, I promised to grant her a wish as her birthday present, right?"

"I know." Fushimi raised his eyebrows, "But she didn't say what it was."

"Fushimi-kun, do you want to know what it is?" Munakata asked temptingly, "Why don't you come and guess?"

Tsk, the room chief is really annoying.Resenting in his heart, Fushimi urged with slight impatience: "Don't hold your breath, you just want to tell me by asking this question, right?"

"Oh, Fushimi-kun really has no interest at all." Munakata sighed while shaking his head, and told Fushimi Sakuya's birthday wish under Fushimi's dissatisfied gaze. For a one-day date, I've promised her."

"……what?"

Oh, I saw quite a wonderful expression on Fushimi-kun's face.Seeing Fushimi's bewildered and somewhat shocked expression, Munakata asked with a smile, "Why, don't you believe me?"

Fushimi, who reacted quickly, raised his eyebrows: "So, what do you mean—"

"Well, yes," Munakata nodded, "I mean, Fushimi-kun can take a day off tomorrow and spend a good birthday with Nanase-kun." He stood up and walked towards his dormitory with his hands behind his back. "Time may be a bit tight, but I think it should be enough for Fushimi-kun to make arrangements for tomorrow."

What do you mean it might be a little urgent... Isn't it quite urgent?Fushimi clicked his tongue and followed Munakata to the dormitory

: "So, did you reject my request to take early leave today?"

"Of course," Munakata replied as a matter of course, "I have already agreed to Nanase-kun's request. If I agree to Fushimi-kun's application again, won't you waste a day of vacation? I am not the kind of unreasonable person O king."

Even so, these two people didn't tell him, which caused him to hold back his anger all day.

"Tsk, that's my birthday wish this year too."

"Fushimi-kun, making birthday wishes is a gift only for girls."

"...You are really eccentric."

"Hmm. Besides, Fushimi-kun's birthday is in November, so it's a bit early to make a wish now, isn't it?"

"not early."

"Oh oh oh."

After Sakuya returned to the dormitory, she was going to take a shower and change clothes in order as usual.She felt that Fushimi should have returned to the boys' dormitory and met Munakata by now. When she came out of the shower, she would probably see the message Fushimi sent her, asking why she didn't tell him in advance.

I don't know what kind of expression Fushimi-san will show after listening to the room manager. It's a pity that I can't see it with my own eyes.Sakiya sighed, took off the uniform jacket and vest and hung them up, and planned to take a shower.

However, a sudden phone call disrupted her plans.She walked to the bed, picked up the terminal that was thrown on the bed, and couldn't help being a little surprised when she saw the caller ID.

It's Nakajima.

Ah, think about it carefully, because I have been busy with work recently, I haven't contacted the people in Yokohama for a long time.Sakuya picked up the phone while thinking, she clamped the terminal with her shoulders and head, and rolled the sleeves of the shirt to the elbow position with both hands: "Hey, Aunt, what's the matter—"

"Saki-Ye!" A pleasant and frivolous voice floated out from the terminal, and the face of the owner of the voice immediately appeared in Sakuya's mind.She asked in surprise, "Eh, Mr. Dazai? Why did you use Atsushi's terminal to call me?"

Dazai immediately changed his pitiful tone and explained to Sakuya: "This...it's a long story—"

"Long story short, I still have something to do." Sakuya said bluntly.

Dazai cooperated with Sakuya's words and said quickly: "Sakuya, we have known each other for a long time, so you also know that my goal in life has always been to commit suicide heartily and full of vigor, so yesterday I saw a beautiful small river I couldn't help but jumped in and committed a suicide by diving into the water, but it failed. Of course, if it succeeded, I wouldn't call you. The point is that my wallet was washed away by the water, and the terminal was broken, so I can only do it. I called you on Dunjun's phone! Ha-hoo!"

...There are too many slots, where should I start to complain?

Just when Sakuya was struggling with this problem, she heard Nakajima's voice faintly coming from the terminal: "Why do you have to talk so much in one breath, Mr. Dazai? It took me a long time to get you out of the river Salvaged, do you want to suffocate yourself in this way? Studies have shown that no one has ever successfully committed suicide by suffocating your breath, you should give up this idea as soon as possible!"

Dun Dun is doing beautifully!This rant is too sharp and really won my heart!

"So, did you call me specifically to tell me that you failed suicide? You don't need to report this. You fail suicide at least three times a week, and I'm used to it." Sakuya said nonchalantly.

"Of course not," Dazai replied confidently, "I want to tell you that my wallet was washed away by the water, and there is this month's salary I just paid in it."

"Ah, that's the end," Sakuya said lazily, "You have even paid off the debt you owe to the coffee shop downstairs."

Dazai said indifferently: "That's okay, anyway, I don't plan to pay it back in my lifetime."

Sakuya heard Nakajima spit again: "Your face is really thick, Mr. Dazai, how did you say such a thing openly?"

"It seems that Atsushi is still not used to your shameless behavior, Mr. Dazai," Sakuya smiled

Get up, "So you are here to cry poor with me? If you have no money to eat, I can lend you some."

Dazai said cheerfully: "It's okay, I'll just hang out with Atsushi-kun for dinner~"

"Don't take it for granted!" Nakajima said angrily and helplessly.

"More importantly, Sakuya," Dazai's tone suddenly became serious, which made Sakuya nervous, "Because my wallet was washed away by the water, so I have no money to buy you a birthday present."

"...Ah," Sakuya, who thought Dazai was going to say something important, relaxed instantly after hearing what he said, and was a little dumbfounded, "I thought it was something, it turned out to be this. It doesn't matter, anyway, I Nothing is missing."

"That can't be done, anyway, we are also good partners to destroy Kunikida-kun's plan together—"

"I was forcibly drawn into the group by you, don't say it as if I voluntarily!"

"But you later found it interesting to disrupt Kunikida-kun's plans~"

"I'm not me without you, don't talk nonsense!"

Nakajima, who could hear the conversation between the two, couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth: Mr. Kunikida's life...is too unfortunate!

"Anyway," Dazai said solemnly, "Kunikida-kun prepared a gift for you, and I'm his partner, so after you receive the gift, you should treat it as a gift from me and Kunikida-kun~"

Sakuya asked with black lines all over his head: "Did you call me just to talk about this?"

Dazai asked straightforwardly: "Then why not? Who made Kunikida-kun refuse to agree, so I can only tell you directly."

"It's a shame that you can say such a thing without shame! Wait, if I remember correctly, you did the same thing last year, didn't you?"

"I didn't, you remember wrong!"

"That's what you do!"

During the dispute with Dazai, Sakuya vaguely heard a knock on the door, and then heard Dazai say: "Ah, the takeaway seems to be here, Atsu-kun, go and get it."

"Yes--" Nakajima replied helplessly, and Sakuya also heard him say, "It's takeaway, takeaway Xiaojinghua, it's not that someone came to assassinate us, you put down the knife first."

"Hey, I feel that the life of Dun's armed detective agency is much more exciting than mine." Sakuya sighed, and asked a little strangely, "Why are you still there at Dun so late? You still order takeaway? I heard Dun Called Xiaojinghua? Is she there?"

Dazai said briskly, "Because the commission ended late today, I came to Dun-kun's place for dinner. Xiao Jinghua lives with Dun-kun now, in the dormitory of the detective agency."

"...Dun's life in the Armed Detective Agency is indeed much more exciting than mine."

While Sakuya was chatting with Dazai, Fushimi was secretly wondering about the message he sent to Sakuya.

Tsk, it's been 10 minutes, why haven't you read it yet?