Metaphysics boss dressed as a wealthy cannon fodder young master

Aunt Xi who picks up the tatters: [Just bet!Afraid of your hammer!If you are not sure, you can broadcast live on Weibo! 】

Master Jian Xi only picks up Xi V: [Okay!Send me a photo of your hand in a private message. 】

After a while, Jian Xi received a photo.

Jian Xi glanced at the picture, raised her eyebrows, and typed slowly: [Look at your hands, which are thin and tender, and you can see that you are a person who lives affluently and does not worry about food and clothing. Then look closely at the lines on your palm running along the bottom of your index finger. The Venus hill surrounds the thumb, the lines are slender and thick, and the lines of vitality are strong, which means that you are in good health.

The human pattern extends from the middle of the thumb and index finger to the moon mound. The lines are deep and thin, and there is a distance between the two lines of the ground pattern and the human pattern. This shows that you are outgoing and bold, and you are not afraid of anything. Very good, I am doing my job well, I am very affectionate with my lover at home, and my relationship with my parents should be good.but,】

Aunt Xi who picked up the tatters: [But what? 】

Jian Xi got out of bed, took a sip of water and smiled: [However, the skyline was originally a straight line, oh, the line of love, but suddenly a small fork appeared under the bend of the middle finger, which means that there is something wrong with your relationship. It will cause disharmony in your family and disharmony between your parents.I counted my fingers, big brother, you must have met a fairy and danced!You don't have a place to vent and use me as a punching bag! 】

Liu Qian who was behind the computer stood up suddenly in surprise, the calculation of picking up trash was all right!

Liu Qian's face was very ugly, and he wanted to admit that his upbringing from childhood did not allow him to do this kind of calculation. Besides, picking up trash can calculate his current predicament, and it might be able to help him solve it.

But let him admit it like this, is he really going to live broadcast eating shit in front of so many people? !

Liu Qian jumped out word by word, typed, deleted, and typed, and finally sent a private message to Jian Xi awkwardly: [You won!But I don't want to eat shit, can I change the condition? 】

Jian Xi smiled and said, [Okay, if you don’t eat shit, then transfer the money. This is the account xxxxx. I charge for fortune-telling. The rich charge more, and the poor charge less. Just transfer 30 to me. 】

30 yuan, for Liu Qian's income level, it won't hurt his muscles, but it will make his heart hurt for a while, and it can be regarded as a lesson for his bad-mouthed behavior.

In order not to eat shit, Liu Qian turned around aggrieved.

Jian Xi looked at the newly minted 30 yuan in the account, whistled in a good mood, and typed happily: [Big brother, I will remind you that it is very easy to break the game, look at you Whoever belongs to the dragon around you can find out who made the game from him. 】

Liu Qian twitched at the corner of his mouth, and replied: [If you find the one belonging to the dragon, you still won't be able to break the game! 】

Jian Xi tapped her fingers a few times: [Finding a dragon will definitely break the game within three days, if not, I will double compensate you 60. 】

[Brother, don’t be so cowardly, fuck it, eliminate all the darkness in the world, the light is in front of you, and you are the messenger of justice!Come on, make a fist, Aoli! 】

Liu Qian: […] Damn it, the more you listen, the more unreliable it becomes. Labor and management are not being cheated!

Liu Qian asked without hope: [May I ask, why is it a dragon? 】

Jian Xi smiled and said: 【Haven't you heard of painting the finishing touch of a dragon? Dragons are most powerful only when they have painted eyes, and you are the eyes of the dragon people. You two are a perfect match without getting tired after working together~】

Liu Qian: […]

While talking, Jian Xi walked to the coffee table, tore off a piece of toilet paper, folded it with both hands and hung it over, and after a while, a white paper dragon the size of a finger appeared vividly in front of her eyes, Jian Xi Patted on the paper faucet, "Go."

Seeing that the original paper dragon seemed to be filled with air, it became chubby in the blink of an eye, and flew up unsteadily. It first flew around Jian Xi intimately, and then flew out from the window.

In the comment area, Aunt Xi who picks up the rags: [I will come back in three days to verify the rag-pickers... Can Jian Xi know fortune-telling! 】

The netizens below are all worried: [What's wrong with you, Aunt Xi?Have you been threatened by picking up junk?Blink if threatened. 】

Liu Qian ignored it and directly posted on Weibo.

At this moment, a new trending search was born.

The rumor-refusing statement issued by the Public Relations Department of Brilliant Entertainment Management Co., Ltd. is very simple, just one sentence: [Take us Mr. Yu away, no appointment. 】

The attached picture below shows two little boys in Q version. One is wearing a tattered red bellyband, and a little boy with a happy letter is pasted in the middle of the red bellyband. The boy's thigh does not let go.

The accompanying pictures are so powerful that netizens can see what it means at a glance.

[Giant baby!Upside down!Pick up junk!Hahaha this is too obvious! 】

[The PR of Canhui Entertainment should add chicken legs! 】

【Hey, it's shameless to pick up trash, it's because we, Yu Baba, don't let go! 】

[Picking up the rags, Lou Xiaolian is a perfect match!Thanks! 】

[That is, lock up the trash and Lou Xiaolian, and don't come out to harm us Yubaba! 】

[Hehe, did you forget about picking up trash, Yu Baba is the male god of the majority of male and female compatriots, and immediately threw out an angry emoji. 】

[Whispering Bibi... Is it only me who think that the Q version of Picking up Trash and Yu Baba have a sense of CP? 】

[Me too... but I dare not say it, for fear of being sprayed QAQ] This comment has [-] likes in the upper right corner

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Jane's teeth were itching with joy, and she felt like a goddamn CP. The person who made this comment must have a ditches in his brain, and they were all despised by others as such a dog and even grouped as CP!

Just when he was about to fight back, he saw another hot search about him popping up at a rapid speed, suppressing Yu Heng's Weibo that slapped him in the face.

This hot search is a video, and this video is accompanied by several keywords: abduction and trafficking of women, remote villages, gang crimes, female college students, Jian Xi...

Just looking at these few key words, netizens thought that besides being involved in the case of obsession/rape, this is now involved in the case of abduction and trafficking of women!

Before I clicked in, there were already a bunch of people scolding Jian Xi under the comments.

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Wu Chengcheng's heart was like riding a rocket that night, jumping up and down for a while, up and down twists and turns, just like the electrocardiogram, he asked someone to ask for several quick-acting heart-relief pills to swallow, and then he died !

Although he knew that this trip to Kaihua City for picking up trash was more or less related to this woman abduction case, but, damn it, this couldn't stop the frightening keywords of this popular video!

While opening his WeChat, he was spitting wildly cursing that picking up trash meant he wanted him to die early, and clicking on the video with trembling hands, while thinking, if this fucking trash picking is really going to fight abductees, he will wring his head off as a pawn kick the ball.

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The person who shot the video should have been at the scene at the time. The video was shot very clearly. With such a straight-up shot, Wu Chengcheng pressed the pause button when he saw Lin Xue in the video whose teeth were knocked out by the traffickers and her face was swollen. , carefully observed the face of the trafficker, and after confirming that it was not Jian Xi, his face gradually calmed down, but it suddenly turned red within three seconds.

It has nothing to do with other things, just looking at it makes me angry.

Wu Chengcheng was furious, "Damn it, if labor and management encounter these group of human traffickers, labor and management will do it one by one!"

At the same time, all the netizens also clicked on the video. Seeing that Lin Xue was beaten so badly, their hearts were seized, and they silently prayed in their hearts that someone would come out to save this female college student.

But those passers-by seemed to really believe what the old man and the old woman said, that Lin Xue was their daughter-in-law, and no one stood up to speak for her, looking at Lin Xue's eyes full of despair.

The hearts of netizens also fell to the bottom.

At this moment, a little brother in black rushed over, kicked the tall man over, and protected Lin Xue tightly behind him.

After some questioning, after Lin Xue confirmed that she was not the old woman's daughter-in-law, she jumped up and punched the man violently. During this time, the black shirt was pulled up, revealing her snow-white waist and abdomen, which looked soft. With a thin layer of muscle, the rotten girls who watched were delighted.

[The little brother in black is so handsome!I want to give him a monkey! 】

【This man is too cute! 】

[I unilaterally announce that this man is now my husband!None of you are allowed to rob me! 】

[Within 3 minutes, I want to receive all the messages from this man! 】

[Great, the female college student was saved! 】

[Society needs such a warm-hearted little brother! 】

[Little brother's waist is so white it will glow! 】

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Seeing the video progressing further and further, except for the little brother in black, the female college student Lin Xue, and the three traffickers and passers-by, there is no one else in the camera. Netizens looked at Jian Xier at the end of the keyword word, suddenly silent.

【I have a bad feeling...】

【I also……】

【Mom, I don't want to be slapped in the face...】

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Until I saw the little brother in black throw off his black peaked cap, revealing the tied up little red hair, until he pulled off the tied hair and accidentally took off the black mask covering his face, revealing Jian Xi's suffocating beauty Behind the face, the majority of netizens also suffocated.

It was shocking, choking, slapping, and embarrassing.

After a long time, one positive comment after another rushed up.

[Sexy happy cubs, fight abduction online! 】

[Speaking of which, the strangled neck movement done in one go to pick up the tatters is so handsome! 】

[As a colorful dove of peace who wishes for world peace without darkness, I unilaterally declare: Today, this dove is a fierce general in the army of happy fans! 】

[Xizai's waist is not a waist, the muscles on it are like a machete, Xizai's legs are not legs, they are the aunt who sweeps the darkness! 】

[Pfftch~ Just a simple question, is the sister upstairs a fan of our friendly army or a black fan? 】

[Let’s just say that our young master is a good one, young master, our fans have been waiting so hard for you! 】

【Xi Zai, you have finally become normal! 】

【Hmm... It was indeed a personnel matter! 】

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Jian Xi looked at this popular video, and suddenly sighed that it was too bad, and then heard the phone ringing.

As expected, it was Mr. Wu Chengcheng, their hard-working little manager.

Jian Xi put the phone far away, turned on the hands-free, and then pressed the answer button, and heard a loud roar, "Jane is broken——"

Sun He, who was sleeping soundly, sat up suddenly from the bed in shock, staring in bewilderment and said in horror, "D-Thunder?"

"Thunder of your mother's head!" Wu Chengcheng's growling voice came from the phone.

Sun He woke up for a while, seeing that it was Wu Chengcheng's call, he rubbed his eyes, and after a while of waking up, he quickly reported everything that happened in Kaihua City to Wu Chengcheng.

Hearing Sun He say that Jian Xi dared to hit three with one on impulse in order to save Lin Xue, Wu Chengcheng's anger did not decrease but increased, and his growling voice split into splits, "Jane is broken! You fucking impulsive fart, what if that The traffickers have knives in their hands, so you have to be stabbed into a funnel by those three scumbags. Do you know what a funnel is? It’s the one where you can pick up dumplings during the Chinese New Year and let the dumpling soup leak out! You can’t even stick it with paste That kind of omission, it depends on whether you are brave or not!"

Sun He wondered secretly, "Isn't the one who scoops up dumplings called a colander?"

"Sun He, shut up!" As Mr. Wu Chengcheng, who has never been able to distinguish kitchen tools, all funnels and colanders mean the same thing to him, they are all sieves!

"Let's talk! You are a fucking rich second-generation young master, you are wrong, and you ran to kill yourself?!"

"Have your brain been gnawed by a dog? It's up to you to fight your own life. Isn't that a good public servant of the people—uncle policeman!"

"Do you know that your behavior is a kind of distrust of the good public servants and uncles of the people! It is a kind of blasphemy against them!"

"Do you know that your behavior has caused the police uncles to be slapped in the face!"

Jian Xi clasped her ears, "To be a human being, you need to have a high level of ideological awareness. The police uncle is also a mortal child. It's the same for anyone who dies. There is no difference in essence."

"What you are talking about is bullshit! Of course I know that there is no difference in essence. Of course I know that the life of the police uncle is also life! The main meaning of labor and management is who is killing it! The main meaning of labor and management is that the police uncles are all from a professional background, and they are smart and able to resist You can fight, how about you! You are a pampered rich second-generation weak young master, can you do better than a human trafficker who is as strong as a cow!"

Jian Xi was furious and said, "Whether you did it or not, didn't you see it all in the end?"

Wu Chengcheng got stuck, "You, you were lucky this time! Those three scumbags are the weakest one! Labor and capital can all beat it!"

Listening to Wu Chengcheng's roaring voice that was about to smoke, Sun He whispered to Jian Xi, "Young Master, do you feel that Brother Wu's voice is getting higher and higher decibels?"

They can all be tenors.

Jian Xi's eyes were full of smiles, "Well, your brother Wu has reached menopause, ho ho, it's good to practice your throat and get angry."