Metaphysics boss dressed as a wealthy cannon fodder young master

During the Chinese New Year, I don't know what the purpose of the Police Department is, but at the beginning of the new year, I gave Jian Xi a Chinese New Year gift.

The gift was not overly expensive, it was a dusty cardboard box, and it looked like it had been kept in a secret room for a long time.

Jian Xi opened the carton and took a look, but she didn't expect it to be a book.

It was a baby-faced policeman who was sent by the Police Department to give him gifts. When he saw Jian Xi, he touched the back of his head and felt a little embarrassed, but his eyes were piercing and he said, "Hey, Xi Zai, do you still know her?" I don't?"

Jane Xi: "..."

Jane Xi looked at the baby-faced policeman in front of her. He was a young man with some baby fat on both cheeks. If he could describe it in one sentence, he was still childish.

Jian Xi asked tentatively, "Who are you?"

"I'm Yu Pang."

"Yu Fat?"

"Yu Pang, about Yu Yu, the huge Pang. We met twice at the police station before, and those two times were my statements for you. Do you remember?"

Jian Xi recalled——a long memory flooded up. It was when he first came here. He was brought to the police station for the first time for being suspected of "obsession. Rape". Later, he found out that the next-door neighbor Yang Chongshan dead body, he called the police and entered the police station again.

The person who entered the police station twice and gave himself a statement was a baby-faced policeman.

Jian Xi suddenly realized, "It's you, you are that baby-faced policeman."

Yu Pang scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, and said shyly, "I'm already a mature man."

Jian Xi: "Pfft~hahaha, you're still so funny when you talk."

Jian Xi couldn't help remembering that because of Yang Chongshan's incident, when they met for the second time, the first thing the baby-faced policeman in front of him said when he saw him was, "Why is it you again?"

Just from this sentence, you can hear how broken he is, and how much he doesn't want to see himself.

He remembered how he came back, oh yes, he himself nodded and said with a smile, "Long time no see."

The baby-faced policeman—with a face of resistance, emphasized with extra seriousness, "...No, you and I just saw each other the day before yesterday."

Puchi~hahahaha...

Wu Chengcheng almost bent over with a smile.

At the beginning, I also sighed with the corners of my lips curled up. Such a naive and serious little policeman is rare. It seems that he just graduated from university and entered the police station as an intern.

Jian Xi smiled and said, "You have graduated now? Have you passed the internship and entered the Police Division?"

Otherwise, it would be impossible to receive the job of giving him gifts. After all, the Police Department is still a very mysterious organization, even in the police station. than others.

Yu Pang nodded, and the brilliance in the eyes of the black grapes was vivid. He said, "Since I participated in the Yang Chongshan case, I have discovered why you found out that the person next door died after smelling the smell. It was you who fooled me, the real reason is that Yang Chongshan became a ghost after his death, and came to ask you for help, and later I also asked Yang Lingling to confirm this matter."

"Since then, I have vowed that I will join the Police Division. The superiors saw my determination, and in addition, I may indeed have some talents in this area, so they approved me to enter , is currently in charge of sorting out and storing the documents in the entire secret room of the Police Division."

Jian Xi praised, "Not bad young man, work hard, the future is promising."

There is no precedent for the Police Department to allow a person without any talent to enter for no reason. Since Yu Pang can be allowed to enter, then he must have something special.

It's just that he hasn't discovered it yet.

"Well, I will!"

Jian Xi held the heavy book in his hand and asked, "Do you want to come into my house?"

Yu Pang said embarrassingly, "No need, it's the New Year's Eve, I'm sorry, I'll go back first, Comrade Xi Zai, you can contact me at any time if you have anything to do."

Jian Xi nodded and did not force her to stay. After all, during the Chinese New Year, I am afraid that people have to get together with their family members to celebrate.

Just as he was sending Pang off, he saw another wave of people wandering towards his house.

Representatives of Fengshui Kanyu also sent him a New Year's gift.

The people who came to give the gifts were Taoist Gui Lin, Wan Xiqiao, and Wan Xiqiao's cousin Fan Wang.

All three of them were dressed in red, looking very festive.

Jian Xi smiled and said, "Beautiful Qiao, come here so early to wish my young master New Year's greetings."

"You make this young master smug, and this young master came with Gui Ling."

Little Taoist Guilin—shake the dust, shake it—felt something was wrong, immediately took the dust back, grabbed the red hair on the dust, his face was horrible and he was particularly tangled.

Jian Xi squinted her eyes, and found that the original white hairs on the floating dust had been replaced with red hairs, only the outer layer of white hairs was used to fool people, but if you flick it, you will find the clues.

Seeing Gui Lin's little tricks, Wan Xiqiao burst out laughing, and asked his cousin if Gui Ling's floating dust had been changed to look good by him.

Jian Xi had a headache, she really couldn't see how beautiful Qiao always played tricks on little Taoist Gui Lin, and said, "Beautiful Qiao, you are not afraid to bully Gui Lin and run away."

Wan Xiqiao put his arms around Gui Lin's neck and said, "No way! Is it zero?"

Seeing that Gui Lin remained silent, Wan Xiqiao said coquettishly, "Return to Zero Zero~ Zero Zero~ Zero~"

Every time Wan Xiqiao called a pet name, little Taoist Gui Lin's face became more and more red, and finally Gui Lin couldn't bear it anymore, and said, "Yes, yes, okay, Master Qiao, don't stop talking." tricked me."

Wan Xiqiao pouted, "When did I tease you and still tease you, I feel sorry for you before it's too late."

Gui Lin: "..."

Fan Wang scoffed impatiently, and said, "Cousin, how old are you, you need to show some face. If you are so shameless and skinny, you can just say it casually. You think I eat too many dumplings, right?"

"Oh! Fan Wang, stop for me, you've turned the world upside down, dare to yell at me, are you still big or small?!"

Seeing Wan Xiqiao and Fan Wang messing around in a group to play, Jian Xi smiled and looked at Gui Lindao, "Don't mind, Qiao Damei has such a hot temper, but she is not bad, she is careless, she likes—one person is I like it, but I’m quite stubborn, I’m sure of this person, and I won’t change anything.”

"Last time because of you, he called me and his senior brother out. He drank too much and got mad. He was so drunk at night and cried and cried. He was hoarse the next day. He was serious about you."

Gui Lin lowered his head, nodded and said, "I know."

After a pause, Gui Lin continued, "This is a New Year's gift from Fan Xiangdong and Fan, on behalf of the feng shui industry."

Gui Lin placed a luxurious wooden box horizontally on both hands, and pushed towards Jian Xi.

Jian Xi took it over, and holding the luxurious gift box, she could almost guess that Fan Xiangdong's purpose for giving him this gift was nothing more than to make himself look good for him in front of outsiders.

What's more, he probably also felt that he looked down on him a little bit.

Don't blame Jian Xi for this. After all, the entire metaphysics world relies on real skills for a living. Could it be that just by bragging and old age, you can call yourself "everyone"?Then let those 'everyone' who are really capable, how to deal with themselves.

Jian Xi opened the wooden box, and inside was a dead wood branch.

Jian Xi looked at Gui Lin suspiciously, and the latter looked at the dead tree branch for a while before saying, "Master Fan heard that you have been searching for a white locust flower essence recently, this is the body of that white locust flower essence, he deliberately Find it and let me give it to you."

Jian Xi looked at the gray-brown dead wood branch, and narrowed his eyes. He was indeed searching for some information about Huai Su back then. How could Fan Xiangdong know?

After all, I and Fan Xiangdong have never communicated or interacted with each other, no matter in life or career.

What's more, he was able to find out exactly which white pagoda tree that Huai Su's soul was put into when Huai Su was taken away from her back then. Did not stay.

Jian Xi thought for a moment, then nodded and said, "Thank Master Fan for me, and then I will prepare a gift in return."

Gui Lin shook his head and said, "Everyone Fan said, he would have guessed what you said, so don't worry about it, he doesn't need anything, just let you stop worrying about the white pagoda tree flower essence if possible. , beware of getting into trouble."

Jane Xi: "..."

Here we go again, this tune again.

Last time, it was Hong Xiao and Zhuang Shuangfeng who told him to mind his own business within a short period of one day and stop wading through this muddy water again.

The female ghost Zhuang Shuangfeng also said that the adult seemed to be related to the underworld, and his position seemed to be quite high.

Jian Xi was still the same as before, she shrugged her shoulders, and said helplessly to Guilin, "I'm afraid I won't be able to go if I don't want to."

Because he felt that the adult that the female ghost Zhuang Shuangfeng talked about at the beginning was Wu Chuan.

As for Wu Chuan, he still doesn't know his details, let alone what he is going to do.

Besides, since Fan Xiangdong sent him the dead branch of Huaisu's body, he probably wanted him to get involved.

I don't know what kind of heart Fan Xiangdong has.

Gui Lin nodded, "Then I'll go first."

Seeing that Gui Lin was about to leave, Wan Xiqiao said, "Wait, wait, Gui Ling, wait, I'm going to say Happy Chinese New Year to my aunts, uncles, and Brother Jian."

Su Rou has always liked Wan Xiqiao. When she saw him coming to the house, she brought him a lot of candies and fruits to entertain him. She even took a look at her eldest son and asked Wan Xiqiao something meaningful. , "Qiao Qiao, tell Aunt Su, what do you think of your big brother Jane?"

Originally, Jian He was eating fruit with a stick, but when he heard Su Rou's question, he suddenly coughed.

Wan Xiqiao said with a smile, "Brother Jian is a nice man, handsome and rich, and the friends he makes are all elites in various fields, and Brother Jian himself is an elite among the elites."

While talking, Wan Xiqiao gave Jane Her a thumbs up.

The latter's eyes almost popped out in shock.

Su Rou-listen, immediately-happy, she said kindly, "Then Qiao Qiao often comes to Auntie's house to play with your brother Jian, okay, you brother Jian, you are good for everything, just an old antique, boring gourd, always on him, You can’t see the vigor and liveliness of young people. At a young age, he looks like the deputy dean. Most young people are afraid of him, and no one cares about playing with him.”

Jane He: "..."

Is there such a bamboo shoot's own son's mother?

Jian Xi took a look at Gui Lin, and saw that he was inserting bright red fruit to eat, but at some point he had silently put down the fruit fork, with no expression of joy or anger.

Jian He said with a headache, "Mom, what are you doing?"

Su Rou said angrily, "What am I doing? I have eyes and can't see. Look at you two brothers. After this year, the older one will be [-], and the younger one will also go to [-]. I have been raising you for so long, but I have never brought back a daughter-in-law for me to see. The sons of Mrs. Li and Mrs. Qian brought their daughter-in-law back to celebrate the New Year, let alone Mrs. Zhao, who has two grandchildren and grandchildren. Playing mahjong together, I lose face!"

Wanxi Qiao raised her hand and said weakly, "Aunt Su, what?"

Wan Xiqiao glanced at Jian He, hesitated to speak, and finally couldn't hold back and said, "Aunt Su, even if Brother Jian and I get together, we can't make a child!"

We are both men!

Su Rou waved her hands, and said nonchalantly, "It's okay, I've thought of this a long time ago, the youngest Xizai in our family can lay eggs by himself, it must be because of this ability in his genes, you Brother Jian and Xizai Born from the same father and the same mother, the same bloodline must have the same function, and there is no need to worry about offspring, but it is difficult to say whether the child will be born as a human or an egg."

As Su Rou talked, she really sighed deeply about the question of whether Jian He was born a human or an egg.

Jane Xi: "..."

Wan Xiqiao: "..."

Gui Lin & other people in the house: "..."

Jane He: "..."

Jian He's hair was about to explode, and when he heard that he might have a baby, his face turned green, and he immediately asked the family doctor to come over to give him a physical examination.

At this moment, Guilin said seriously, "Since Xizai has already given birth to an egg, Aunt Su might as well play mahjong with the egg in her arms."

Hearing this, Su Rou took a look at Gui Lin, and saw Wan Xiqiao who was sitting next to Gui Lin, the joy that suddenly popped out of her eyes was like two blazing laser beams, almost blinding her.

As someone who had experienced it, Su Rou couldn't understand what the naked eyes meant, so she had to give up secretly and find other suitable partners for her eldest son.

Don't worry about the youngest son, the old lady Yu is chasing after something, coming to her house to block the door for nothing to brainwash her.

It's hard for her to be so old, and she worked hard for her son to marry his favorite wife.

In this way, as a mother, I am not as good as the old lady Yu who cares about her son's marriage.

In order to comfort Su Rou, Jian Xi patted Jian Fuguier's dog's head while shouting, "Jian Fuguier!"

Jian Fuguier: "Wow!"

"Okay, let me ask you to answer, let me ask you, this year, is my brother's peach blossom?"

Jian Fugui stuck out her long tongue and said, "Wow!"

Everyone in the room burst into laughter, Jian He pretended to wave the branch at Jian Xi a few times, and laughed helplessly.

Su Rou poked Jian Xi's forehead, and said with a doting smile, "You boy, what does Jian Fugui's fat dog know?"

……

New Year's Eve - just like that, Jian Xi received many New Year greeting text messages, including some actors and directors in the entertainment circle, some people in the metaphysics circle, and even some people from the original owner's harem , Jian Xi blocked all the WeChat accounts of the original owner's harem, and from the rest of the messages - clicked on, and clicked on the message from Yu Heng.

Yu Heng's WeChat is as follows: [If I meet you, I will spend all my good luck in the year, so please get closer to me, after all, I don't need to play mahjong during the Chinese New Year. 】

Jane Xi: "..."

Jian Xi suddenly felt a little speechless, what is this old dog Yu doing, why did he say something incomprehensible.

It is estimated that Yu Heng also felt that this was a bit difficult to understand. The awkward chat was too awkward, so he sent over a WeChat message:

[My mother said that I don't have everything, I still have the face to go home. 】

Jane Xi: "..."

puff puff~~~

Jian Xi almost died laughing at him, she typed quickly on the phone with her fingers, and just typed out 'Brother, what's your situation, your account has been hacked? ', I saw another message sent over there whizzing:

[Don't go to the toilet at 23:59 tonight, otherwise you will come out on the second day of this year. 】

Jane Xi: "..."

Jian Xi couldn't help but pulled out her mobile phone and called, what exactly do you want to say.

Then I saw another message came, that message, this time Yu Heng sent it very simply.

He said: I just want to say to you a happy new year.

Inexplicably, there is a sense of grievance in it.

Jane Xi: "..."

Ha ha ha ha--

Jian Xi burst out laughing, Yu Heng is really too funny, chatting to this level is no longer a problem of awkward chatting.

Can the fuck still communicate normally, hahaha...

Jian Xi laughed enough, and replied to Yu Heng with a happy new year, plus a smiling face, and then she rolled on the bed laughing, when Jian Fugui'er opened the door with her dog's paw, and walked in with an arrogant face.

He—rolled the fat dog over,—while stroking Jian Fuguier's dog's head,—and asked again, "Jian Fuguier, will my luck be good this year?"

"Wang!"

Jian Xi was even happier, and fed the dog a mouthful of yogurt, and said in a low voice, "Is Yu Heng's peach blossom luck?"

"Wang!"

The corner of Jian Xiben's mouth was grinning, but she immediately retracted it, and slapped Jian Fugui on the dog's head indiscriminately, what a fart!