Metaphysics boss dressed as a wealthy cannon fodder young master

After all, Yu Heng didn't recognize Laidandan.

Even though Jian Xi acted like a lunatic and made a scene in his office, even alarming the secretary and the security guard, he still kept a straight face and let him mess around.

When he has had enough of messing around, he plans to call Jian He and ask him to pick up his brother.

Jian Xi saw that the old dog Yu was going to call his brother to complain, and immediately recovered from the quarrel, snatched the phone from his hand, snorted, pinched his waist and said, "Old Yu Dog, you are really getting better and better, and now you can easily catch a criminal complaint."

Yu Heng's face was faintly blue, and he held his breath and said speechlessly, "Be reasonable, even if you want to find a father for a egg, you still have a bit of technical content, okay?"

Jian Xi sneered, "Then tell me, what does it mean to have a technical content? This young master humbly asks for advice. Come on, you say it, but you say it."

Yu Heng: "..."

The corner of Yu Heng's mouth twitched, "First of all, you need to replace this egg with a baby."

Jian Xi frowned, "Fart! To put it bluntly, you just don't believe that labor and management gave birth to an egg, and it's still your egg!"

Yu Heng: "..."

Yu Heng had a headache, and rubbed his forehead helplessly, "This matter... I don't believe it and I can't blame it."

Damn it, who can believe it? !

It's okay to get pregnant with just one kiss!

What the hell is you, a man, who is pregnant!

It's fine if the man is pregnant, but your mother gave birth to an egg to recognize your relative? !

Looking at the big white egg, Yu Heng thought more and more, his face became darker, his tone became colder, and finally his voice was almost frozen into ice, he said coldly, "Jian Xi, do you see that my face is full of stupid money? How many words?"

Just as Jian Xi was about to fight back, even his big white teeth were exposed, when suddenly a ring rang, he looked at the number, it was Su Rou calling.

"Yaozai, where are you now? Mommy and Fuguier are going to see you."

Jian Xi immediately turned her head and stared at Yu Heng, then covered her phone and said in a secretive way, "Mom, I'm not at home."

Yu Heng also frowned, he was really wronged, he really wanted to call Jian He just now, but the phone was snatched by Jian Xi, and he couldn't make the call at all.

"Oh."

Seeing that Su Rou was absent-minded when talking to him, Jian Xi asked, "Mom, what's wrong with you?"

Su Rou said worriedly, "Yaozai, I'm calculating the family property to see if I can compensate you for harassing Yu Heng."

The corners of Jian Xi's mouth couldn't hold back a frantic twitch, and finally she was embarrassed and speechless for a while, and said in a very low voice behind Yu Heng's back, "Mom, I have no conflict with Yu Heng."

Su Rou doubted, "Really?"

"Ok!"

Yu Heng was at the side, and the corners of his mouth curled into a smile when he listened.

Jian Xi had a vicious expression on his face, but the voice on the phone was still the same as usual, he asked, "Why did you suddenly mention this?"

"Hey, it's nothing. I was feeding Jian Fuguier and the little fox to eat chicken legs. I saw Xiaomeng walking up and down in front of me restlessly with his arms folded. I just asked him what's wrong, Xiaomeng." Meng said with a serious face that you went to find Xiaoheng to fight, why don't I call you quickly, alas, Yao Zai listens to his mother, don't provoke Xiaoheng, what a good boy Xiaoheng is Ah, don't bully him all the time."

As soon as she heard it, Jian Xi knew that the little Meng Su Rou was talking about was undoubtedly Meng Shao.

After all, there is only one surnamed Meng in their family.

Before Jian Xi opened her mouth to reply, she heard a burst of elegant words passed over there unhurriedly, "Oh, Xiaorou, look at what you're talking about, it's outrageous to say that. The children have their own blessings, don't worry about the petty fights between them, it's just a small interest, besides Xiaoheng's cold temper, why don't you treat Xizai's lively temper, otherwise, I'm always worried that one day he will escape into the empty door without making a sound, oh goose goose goose goose..."

"Oh, Mrs. Yu, what you said is right. I usually dislike our young boy for being too lively and bluffing every day. No one is safe for that child. Look how safe your Xiaoheng is. , I like this, they just treat each other, oh Kekekekeke..."

Jane Xi: "..."

Yu Heng: "..."

Jian Xi said with difficulty, "Mom, Mrs. Yu is at our house?"

"Oh um, Mrs. Yu said that you like to eat their food, so she sent you a big cart of food."

From Su Rou's gnashed teeth, Jian Xi could feel how much she hated him.

Before he could reply, there was another burst of magical "Oh Goose Goose Goose Goose" and "Oh Keke Keke" from over there. "Mom, be normal, it's so funny!"

Then quickly hung up the phone.

Holding the phone and staring at it for a long while, only the words 'really frightening' remained in my mind, and I couldn't go back and forth.

Yu Heng was also silent, "Oh goose goose goose..." Is this really the smile from his extremely elegant and mature mother? !

Jian Xi suddenly realized that the old dog Yu was still standing there, and turned his eyes from staring at the phone to Yu Heng, and said, "Where did you just say?! Oh, do you think you look like a whole boy?" His face is full of people, stupid money and more words..."

Jian Xi jumped up, "I'll go to your uncle, and the labor and capital are not short of your money! Don't insult me! You bastard!"

Pushing him away, Jian Xi hugged Dandan and walked towards the door, roaring angrily, "This is your last chance, your chance to be Dandan's father is gone!"

"What are you looking at?! What's so interesting! If you look at it again, you'll each give birth to an egg!"

When the secretaries and security guards at the door heard Jian Xi's words, they were as scared as seeing nuclear weapons. They hid them in the blink of an eye. Find a door-to-door confession.

Jane Xi: "..."

Jian Xi's face was completely blackened, and she turned her head to Yu Heng's office door and slapped hard.

Yu Heng: "..."

Yu Heng rubbed his forehead and found that his head was hurting more and more.

After thinking about it, he still picked up the phone and called Jian He.

……

Since the intervention of a psychiatrist, the problem of dreaming as soon as he falls asleep has not decreased, but has become more frequent.

In order not to meet those people and things again, Yu Heng decided to stay up all night and night, and only take a short nap at noon during the day.

Just take a short nap like this, and you have to rely on the power of sleeping pills to not be disturbed by dreams.

It's a pity that the sleeping pills are taken more often, but they are less and less effective.

Yu Heng looked at the fat white pill in his hand, sighed, and swallowed it in one gulp.

The reason why he did this was not because he would sleepwalk when he was dreaming, and if he sleepwalked, he would go elsewhere, which would cause danger. Although he was a little worried about these, it was not the main worry.

The reason why he didn't want to continue dreaming was because he had a vague premonition in his heart that the next dream would be very bad, and he seemed to be very resistant to the next dream from the bottom of his heart.

As if as long as he doesn't fall asleep or dream, the person in the dream won't develop in a direction he doesn't want to go...

Yu Heng was lying in the office rest room, thinking wildly in his mind, tilting his head, and fell asleep in a daze.

This time he didn't dream of the man in white named Wang Chuan again.

Instead, he dreamed that he had become a dragon, or a half-dragon, well, it should be called a half-dragon...

There are two purple dragon horns looming on the forehead, dragging a dragon tail...

She pried open the door of Jian Xi's house, and sat on the living room floor of Jian Xi's house with a little purple dragon, staring at each other in pairs.

Then I saw Xiao Zilong staring at him for a while, then suddenly stretched out his little paw and pointed at him, moaning, "Throw big daddy into the trash can, big daddy is so ugly."

Yu Heng: "..."

……

Jian Xi was very depressed, instead of going back to the old house, she went back to her own home, and when she got home, she received a message from Qiao Damei, who asked him to have dinner at the Ye Yan Duck Restaurant, which was regarded as giving him milk again.

After all, that day's breastfeeding was so dangerous that it was too late to give birth, and Wan Xiqiao said that she didn't breastfeed him at Jian Xi's house because of this.

After discussing with Wu Chengcheng and Liu Qian, the three unanimously decided to eat in a restaurant outside.

As soon as Jian Xi heard the word 'breeding', she felt a pain in her chest, how could she be called milking?

But he still went.

After all, it is the wishes of friends.

The style of Ye Yan Duck Restaurant has always been unreliable.

This time even worse.

When Jian Xi opened the door, she was distorted by a strong smell of rouge.

The decoration in the room is even worse. The whole room is in a particularly gaudy pink tone. There is a luxurious and warm round red bed in the middle. The red bed is very large and wide, and the bed is surrounded by light and transparent pink gauze curtains. Miao Miao, under the bed is surrounded by a misty blue foggy blue steaming hot spring, above the hot spring there is a large piece of gaudy red rose petals floating.

Under the pink ambiguous light, the big round bed was swaying with the hot spring water, the gauze curtain was also fluttering, and the petals were also fluttering, and Jian Xi closed the door with a snap.

Looking at the house number again, that's right, the room number is written [Xiaoyaole].

It didn't take long for him to doubt, when he saw Qiao Damei wearing a snow-white towel hat and snow-white fluffy pajamas, opening the door and sticking out a head to look out.

Seeing Jian Xi, he immediately opened his big mouth, revealing a mouth full of white and shiny teeth, and said cheerfully, "Xi Zai, why don't you come in, why are you standing outside?"

Jane Xi: "..."

Jian Xi couldn't help taking a step back, rolling her eyes speechlessly, "Why are you dressed like this, I don't want to do 1 for you and love now."

Wan Xiqiao rolled her eyes, "You're a fart for laying eggs, so stay at ease in your couch, come in for me quickly."

Jian Xi was more resistant to entering such a gaudy room, she shook her head and refused, but Wan Xiqiao stretched out a bare arm and carried her in.

As soon as I entered, I took off my shoes, stepped on the water column in the hot spring water the size of a floor tile, and walked to the middle of the big round bed.

Jian Xi glanced at the big round bed, and there was actually a bamboo table on it, surrounded by Wu Chengcheng, Wan Xiqiao, and Liu Qian.

Apart from a few people, there was actually another person, that person was little Taoist Guilin.

Jian Xi raised an eyebrow at Wan Xiqiao, which made Wan Xiqiao laugh.

Little Taoist Gui Lin was hiding in the corner of the big round bed with a flushed face, holding a large piece of pink cake and stuffing it into his mouth, his cheeks were bulging, like a little squirrel.

Wan Xiqiao leaned on one arm with a smile, and would give him a piece of sweet and soft pastry from time to time, and he would send it to his mouth with his hands puffy.

Wan Xiqiao winked at Jian Xi, glanced at Gui Lin, and smiled at him in a low voice, "Isn't it cute? It's so cute."

Jane Xi: "..."

You have answered all to yourself, and you still ask me what I am doing.

Seeing his malicious smile, Jian Xi immediately understood why this man decided to have the dinner in such a 'chic' room.

He took a sympathetic look at the little Taoist Guilin who was fighting with the cake, hoping that he could withstand the charming charm of Qiao Damei.

There is also a large row of various adult products around the hot spring, and a box of Taotao rushed to the bedside along the water. Wan Xiqiao stretched out her white and tender feet, and secretly returned the box of Taotao floating in the water. Lin kicked over there.

Jane Xi: "..."

After Liu Qian took a sip of wine, he acted as if he couldn't see it.

After all, he is a man with a wife.

On the contrary, Wu Chengcheng pushed the glasses frame. In order to ease the embarrassment, he pretended not to see Wan Xiqiao's coquettish operation, and introduced to Jian Xi stiffly, "Look, here you can take a bath and play hide-and-seek at the same time. Just think about it." It makes people blush and heartbeat, especially suitable for..."

Jian Xi lowered her head and took a sip of tea, looked at the pink tea in the pink teacup, and took it slowly, "It's especially suitable for driving and applauding for love."

Liu Qian suddenly sprayed a table full of wine, cough cough...

Wu Chengcheng cast a resentful glance at Jian Xi, "I finally wanted to relieve this situation..."

Jian Xi drank the tea again, although the color of the tea was pink and tender, it was not quite right, but it was still delicious.

He said with emotion while drinking tea, "Wugege, you are not suitable to be a tour guide, you are more suitable to be a roaring little prince. After all, if you don't roar at me for a day, my ears will feel uncomfortable."

Wu Chengcheng: "..."

Wu Chengcheng rolled his eyes fiercely, and said speechlessly, "Are you looking for abuse, you will feel uncomfortable if you don't abuse you for a day."

"Hahaha……"

Hearing what Jian Xi said, Wan Xiqiao laughed out loud, and praised Jian Xi with her thumb, "Xizai is very good!"

"Thank you."

Jian Xi put down the teacup and asked casually, "Sun He hasn't come back yet?"

When he pretended to be a ghost bride last time, he originally wanted Sun He to help carry the sedan chair, but at that time Sun He had something to do in his hometown and he had already returned to his hometown. It has been more than half a month and he still hasn't come back.

Wu Chengcheng shook his head, "I haven't come back yet, and I can't get through to him even if I call him."

After a pause, Wu Chengcheng said, "Wait a little longer, I guess the signal at his hometown is not good, he asked me for a month's leave this time, Xizai, if you are short of people, I will arrange for you an assistant?"

Jian Xi shook her head, "That's not necessary, I don't have any jobs right now, so I don't employ many people."

Wu Chengcheng was furious when he heard this, "You don't have any activities?! Are you kidding me? Since your fame has risen and Director Wei Ping has gained a place in the director circle with "Ghost Bride", he has helped you a lot in the circle. Propaganda, the schedule to discuss cooperation with you is full this month, and the company's threshold is almost leveled. When I ask you which one you are interested in taking over, don't you all look like you are not interested?! You That is to say, the young master of the Jian family, who has capital and power, otherwise you can let those [-]th line with no background try it, and if you get one of them to cooperate, you will go to the temple to burn incense!"

Jian Xi rubbed her nose, feeling guilty and didn't dare to say anything.

He really doesn't want to work very much recently, one is lazy, and the other is that he hasn't recovered from the shock of laying eggs.

Wan Xiqiao and Si Ni raised their glasses and said, "Come and have a drink first, the food will be served later, let's have a good meal and talk about work, it's a disappointment!"

Wu Chengcheng rolled his eyes and raised his glass to clink it.

Liu Qian followed suit.

Wu Chengcheng then deliberately bumped into Liu Qian again, and said with a sad face, "You and I are the only ones working here. Come on, let's go alone."

Liu Qianle said heartlessly, "It's easy to talk about it, I only opened such a company under my name, and it's really incomparable with Master and Junior Brother's financial resources."

Wu Chengcheng: "..."

As the only working dog among the four, Wu Chengcheng suddenly felt an arrow in his heart.

Jian Xi originally wanted to say that there is still little Taoist Gui Lin, after all, this master is poor, so Wan Xiqiao raised his glass and bumped him vigorously, which meant to tell Jian Xi that he should Don't bother his very attentive little squirrel who is eating, he's busy.

Then Jian Xi saw Qiao Damei and sneaked her hand into the water under the bed.

Jian Xi saw that he pressed it like that, and then saw the whole bed twitching like a sudden convulsion. Wan Xiqiao immediately let out a damn howl, jumped into Gui Lin's arms, and hugged him tremblingly. The little Taoist's neck is frightening to others.

Then Taoist Guilin passed Wan Xiqiao's legs subconsciously with his hands, and hugged him up. Scanning where there is something weird in the water.

Beautiful Qiao, who had her arms around Gui Lin's neck, was hiding in his arms and winking at Jian Xi with the corners of her mouth curled up, talking to him silently contentedly.

Jane Xi: "...

I can't fucking see it.

Jian Xi thought about the mouth shape, and said the word "electric bed".

This bed turned out to be electric, and it could even shake wildly in the water.

Jian Xi silently reached into the water, touched the button, and frantically pressed it. Don't you like it? Then let's have something more exciting.

Then I heard thump, thump, thump, and Liu Qian, Wu Chengcheng, Wan Xiqiao and Gui Lin fell into the water together.

He was left alone by the foot of the bed holding a teacup, looking at the misty blue water facing the fake bright moon on the bank and drinking alone.

While drinking, I feel that the roots of my ears are quite clean.

Even the eyes are clean.

The few people fell into the water anyway, so they simply flopped and played in the water. While playing, they saw a dark floating coffin floating from nowhere on the water surface. With a big lucky character drawn, it drifted towards several people along the misty blue water.

He first found out that the floating coffin was Wu Chengcheng. He had plunged into the hot spring and stuck his head out of the water to take a breath, but there was a bang as if he had knocked down a wooden board. He thought he had knocked down the bed, so he simply swam away. After all, the hot spring is big, and there is no obstacle to the water coming out again.

He wiped off the water stains on his face casually, and looked at the place where he planned to get out of the water just now, and saw a black floating coffin floating in the place where he was just now, and it was still floating faintly. The duck with a throat was pointing at the floating coffin, its face so terrified that it couldn't say a word.

The author has something to say: first say sorry to the babies who have been waiting for a long time, but fortunately you are still here, bow~~~

Because stupid authors don’t write novels full-time, sometimes they really have more than enough energy, because they have to take care of their work, and when it comes to business trips, I feel annoyed

And once you stop updating, you will feel very guilty, and you will feel sorry for Xizai, alas, I haven't updated in the past few days, and my mouth is full of blisters...

Let me emphasize again, this book will not be cheated, will not be cheated, will not be cheated!Because this is a book that I have been preparing for a long time, and I have been very careful. The outline has always been there. Xizai and Yuheng, Wangchuanheshen and Siqing, Guilin and Qiao Dameiren, have long been in my mind. After going through it over and over again, if I don't write their stories completely, I feel bad all over...