Metaphysics boss dressed as a wealthy cannon fodder young master

"No, how did I get pregnant?"

This is the first sentence Jian Xi uttered after waking up.

Damn, can I still attack and suffer on my own? !

And the original owner has never used this body to date anyone before, he has always guarded his body for Yu Laogou like a jade.

Neither did I, except for that accidental gnawing with Yu Laogou.

Is it possible to get pregnant by eating it?

Damn, if that's the case, then this world is too fucking unreal.

The main reason is that if he knew it, he wouldn't die of depression. If he knew that he could get pregnant if he gnawed it, he would have to gnaw the old dog a long time ago.

With Yu Laogou's cub, even those who can't get him can be regarded as indirectly getting his offspring.

Save him from wishing for so many years.

Su Rou said angrily, "You don't know how you got pregnant? How dare you ask me?"

"No, normally you have to fuck to get pregnant, I'm sure I haven't done it with anyone!"

Su Rou looked at him in shock, "Damn, you really treat me like your mother, I'm stupid, don't tell me you raised a harem of men and women, you haven't used any of them, don't tell me the purpose of raising these people is Is it used as a vase display?"

Jane Xi: "...I said I have never used it, do you believe me?"

Su Rou: "Hehe."

Jian Xi was desperate, and he left his last hope to the doctor who diagnosed and treated him.

Looking at the old doctor with gray temples, Jian Xi's lips trembled, "Doctor, doctor, are you sure you didn't go to the wrong examination because of old eyesight? I'm a man, how could a man be pregnant? Isn't this funny."

When the old doctor saw that his professional ability was questioned, he immediately became unhappy, "I am an attending physician with 40 years of clinical experience in obstetrics and gynecology, and I have delivered thousands of children, even tens of thousands. You actually questioned my professional ability." ? Look at this B-ultrasound, there are arms and legs on it, and the estimated pregnancy period is about one month!"

Jian Xi did the math, about a month... Isn't it just about a month for his soul to wear here...

Jian Xi gritted her teeth and cursed in her heart, is Yu Laogou's saliva made of sperm? It can germinate without a uterus!

Damn, no, he wants to call Black and White Impermanence, and ask these two guys to quickly find out what's wrong with his body.

It's fine if you can eat more than usual, and it's fine if you are willing to recruit ghosts, but you have to explain everything to him about being pregnant with a small life!

But he doesn't have much strength now, the fight with Wang Yashan made him sore all over.

Now it is him who draws the charm, and the effect is probably not good.

Bad effect = not very powerful.

Based on the pissing nature of the black, white and impermanent, Jian Xi was very suspicious. If she couldn't force them up from the underworld, they would definitely not take the initiative to come to him.

Jian Xi had no choice but to wait for her physical strength to recover, and then she was looking for an explanation for Black and White Impermanence.

After all, his soul has traveled here. To put it bluntly, it was their underworld negligence that allowed him, a ghost from another world, to possess the body of a living soul.

She couldn't immediately settle the matter with black and white impermanence, but such a big incident happened again, Jian Xi felt uncomfortable in her heart, and the other wanted to verify whether there are really men who can get pregnant in this world.

He posted on Weibo, put on his little vest, and posted a sad message on Weibo: 【Do you believe men can get pregnant? 】

This microblog is followed by Zhang Yigou spreading out his two dog paws to express his helplessness. On the emoji, he deliberately wrote the word P: [Happy!Snapped!Gone! 】

It was enough to see how desperate he was.

As soon as I sent it out, I saw +1 on Weibo.

Jian Xi saw someone commented, so she clicked on it quickly, and saw [Dongfang Bubai's ruthless, abstinent, omnipotent Yuba fan] comment: Ha ha.

[Xizai's combat prowess is overwhelming, cute, beautiful, and lively, good boy]: What do you mean?danger.jpg

[Dongfang Bubai is a ruthless Yuba fan who is abstinent and omnipotent]: Hehe, the modal particle expresses sarcasm.The translation means that you bastard is out of his mind, and you still want to be a keyboard warrior like others!

[Hi Zai's combat power is overwhelming, cute, beautiful, and lively, good boy]: ... You control the world, and you still control people's shit and fart?

Uncle De, the old housekeeper of the Yu family, is looking for the young master in the old house, and wants to ask which masters from the geomantic circle will be invited, as well as the banquet specifications for that day, when it will be August [-]th soon.

After finally finding someone in the young master's study, when he went in, he saw Yu Heng fainted on the desk, and he was so frightened that he immediately called for someone to send him to his own Canhe hospital.

After Yu Heng woke up, he remained relatively silent.

He has often had the same dream recently, in which a person's back always appears.

The man had black hair as long as running water, dancing without wind, wearing a plain white robe with a long crescent belt around his waist, holding a little purple dragon in his slightly thin arms.

Standing in front of a huge wave, looking at the blood-yellow river that is constantly churning, and feeling the cold air from the river, it takes a whole day to stand.

And he looked up at the man's back, seeing that man was so lonely that his soul seemed to be covered in thick snow, and his body was not revealing a trace of warmth.

He couldn't help feeling sad along with his mood.

Before you know it, it's a day at a glance.

Ever since this figure appeared, Yu Heng's mind seemed to explode with a bang. From then on, in his world, in his eyes, he was the only target.

The man seemed to never get enough of the monstrous river, until the arm-sized purple dragon in his arms uttered a coquettish glutinous dragon chant, then he chuckled lightly, and lowered his head to touch the little purple dragon's horns.

Seeing Xiao Zilong narrowing his big eyes comfortably, the man asked softly, "Are you hungry?"

Zilong squinted his big flickering eyes, nodded his head coquettishly, "Oh."

Yu Heng looked at the purple dragon with increasingly dangerous eyes, he wished he was that purple dragon.

He was jealous that the purple dragon could lie in the arms of a man, and even more jealous that the purple dragon could answer the man's words.

Seeing the man and Zilong walking farther and farther away, he just felt that his heart was empty.

It was as if his most important thing in the world had been lost by him.

He wanted to stretch out his hands to hold the man, and let the man wait for him.

But he couldn't make a sound, let alone stretch out his hands, he could only watch helplessly as the man's back disappeared under the yellow sky.

After waking up from the dream, Yu Heng only felt pain in his heart.

And very sudden heart palpitations.

Since his accidental kiss with Jian Xi last time, he has been in poor health.

He could still see some messy things all the time, especially this man, who had appeared in his dreams three times, and every time he couldn't see the man's face, he could only see a blurred figure from his back.

He thought he was insane and went to see a psychiatrist.

The doctor hypnotized him, saying that deep down in his heart he longed for a person, and he always subconsciously wanted to get close to that person. The psychologist analyzed him and said that he had been holding back for a long time and had an illusion.

Yu Heng didn't believe it.

I think this psychiatrist is a quack.

Moreover, what bothered him the most was that recently he had symptoms of sleepwalking.

Uncle De handed him his physical examination report, and Yu Heng sighed after reading it. There was nothing wrong with it as usual, so he asked him to pay more attention to rest and not to overwork himself.

But he knew that it wasn't a matter of work fatigue at all.

He seemed to have a little affection for that man, and he also had some inexplicable dependence and sadness.

This feeling came too inexplicably and suddenly.

Even he himself found it strange that his heart, which hadn't moved in 28 years, moved to a man whom he had only seen three times in his dreams.

He was discharged from the hospital, and according to the back of the man he saw in his dream, he copied a portrait of a faceless man and hung it on the bedroom wall. He would worship him sooner or later to express his admiration.

After arranging all kinds of matters for He Xiaochuan on August [-]th, he stared out the window in a daze. After a long time, Yu Heng remembered that before he passed out, he seemed to be chatting with that dog, click on it and see The other party sprayed a dozen comments.

[Xizai's combat prowess is overwhelming, cute, beautiful, and lively, good boy]: What's the matter, you can't beat me, am I dumb?hehe.

[Xizai's combat effectiveness is overwhelming, cute, beautiful, and lively, good boy]: Where is the person?

[Xizai's fighting power is overwhelming, cute, beautiful, and lively, good boy]: Hungry?

[Xizai's combat prowess is overwhelming, cute, beautiful, and lively, obedient cub]: Aww, get out of here, labor and management are in a good mood!

Looking at the word "hungry", the man in the dream asked Zilong if he was hungry again in Yu Heng's mind, and he felt that all of this was a bit too coincidental.

After chatting with Gou Zai Zai for so long, because of the word 'hungry', Yu Heng suddenly replied, "Well, I'm hungry."

Jane Xi looked at the three big characters [hmm, I'm hungry] replied by [Dongfang Bubai, a cruel, abstinent and omnipotent Yuba fan], and felt a burst of horror.

This person suddenly changed sex?

How come you speak so peacefully?

Is this an attempt to abandon the dark and turn to the bright?Turn enemies into friends?

"You sit down."

While Jian Xi was still thinking about how he would return it, he heard a serious voice.

When Jian Xi looked up, he saw that his father was holding the fat dog Jian Fuguier under his arm, and he was scolding him for not knowing who the child he was carrying was, so what use was it to have him.

And Jian Fugui'er tilted the dog's head and stared at him blankly, watching Jian Xi forcefully stroke the dog's head.

Jian He, who was holding his arms next to him, said with a half smile, "Jian Xixi, you got tattooed and dyed your hair, and you suddenly become a serious person. Look, even dogs don't recognize you anymore."

Jane Xi: "..."

Jian Xi obediently listened to his father's words, like an irritated little daughter-in-law, sitting obediently on the small bench, and opposite him sat solemnly his own parents, mother, brother, and a dear The dog smashed.

The scene seemed like three trials, and the atmosphere was quite serious.

Jian Xi feels like sitting on pins and needles.

Mother: "Be honest and be lenient!"

Father: "Strictly resist!"

Brother: "Be honest!"

My dog ​​smashed: "Aww~"

Mom & Dad & Brother @父狗打: "Don't take chances! Aww!"

Jane Xi: "..."

Jian Xi said quietly, "Be lenient when confessing, stay in prison, and be strict when resisting, go home for the New Year!"

Seeing that Su Rou's angry eyes were getting bigger and bigger, and she was about to go crazy, Jian Xi hurriedly raised her hands in surrender, and said, "I really don't know how I got pregnant!"

Only a ghost knows how he conceived this shit!

Oh no, even ghosts don't know, after all, he knows how capable ghosts are :)

Seeing that Jian Xi's expression didn't seem to be fake, Su Rou had no choice but to say, "Get out of the hospital and stay with us in the old house for a while to take care of your health. As for this child, whether to keep it or not is up to you. Anyway, it's just a matter of eating. , our old Jane's family can afford it."

Jian Xi climbed up the pole, pointed to the corner of her mouth that was broken and bruised by Wang Yashan, and said pitifully, "It's better for my mother to treat me."

Seeing this, Su Rou felt distressed for a while, took a cotton swab and dipped it in some alcohol and pressed it down hard, spitting out the knife gently in her mouth, "Good boy, let mom love you a lot!"

Jane Xi: "..."

Painful, he quickly bared his teeth and begged for mercy.

Seeing that Jian's father and mother no longer pursued and asked what happened, Jian's heart sank a little, and this matter was temporarily overturned.

And he was out of the hospital.

With his discharge from the hospital, Wang Yashan was hammered so that he could no longer die. In the end, Zhao Bing was sentenced to 15 years in prison, while he was sentenced to death. All property was confiscated and compensated to Duan Laihui's mother and daughter.

With this compensation, Duan Laihui successfully made an appointment with a foreign plastic surgeon for surgery.

Before leaving, he transferred all the medical expenses that Jian Xi had paid for her in advance to him.

Jian Xi looked at the amount in the account, raised her eyebrows, and stroked her belly, which was not yet raised, while thinking that the paper dragon would be back soon.

The next day happened to be August thirteenth.

Liu Qian had been coming to Jian Xi's address a long time ago, and was waiting outside the community early in the morning, planning to go with him to a top wealthy family to see the world, and also wanted to earn acquaintance in front of the Yu family.

In one, he also wanted to curry favor with his master, who has great abilities. After all, he was a man with real abilities.

Liu Qian's abacus jingled, and Jian Xi turned a blind eye. After all, he also needed Liu Qian to be an intermediary, otherwise he would not know where the sick young master lived.

When Jian Xi came down from the second floor, Su Rou was playing mahjong with a group of rich wives, when she heard another wife who also had two sons ask Su Rou for advice, "Mrs. Jian, I really envy you I have two good sons, brothers and sisters who are respectful and kind, and when I look at my two bastards who only know how to fight for family property, my liver hurts immediately!"

"Can you teach me how to make this brother, even when he grows up, be harmonious in the face of real interests?"

The other wives also pricked up their ears.

In ancient times, princes fought against each other for the throne, and common people fought against each other for property.

Even in modern times, in the circle of the rich, there are no fewer children who persecute each other and fight for family property.

The most unbearable thing for these mothers is to see the meat falling out of their stomachs persecuting each other.

The palms and backs of the hands are full of flesh, which makes them helpless.

At this time, when I heard someone ask this question, I immediately wanted to learn from it.

Su Rou touched a piece of [-], and said happily, "Damn!"

He touched a piece of mahjong from the back of the mahjong and beat it out, then waved his hands indifferently and said, "Our family is where the eldest son stands up to the sky, and the younger son jumps on the ground. One resists and the other makes trouble, and no one affects anyone."

The wife, who was full of worries, suddenly realized, "It's just that the two brothers directly support the disabled one."

Just about to go downstairs to do big things, Jian disabled, who planned to make a name for himself in the world of geology by taking advantage of the young master of Yu's family: "..."

Su Rou blamed, "Sisters, what you said, I just let my two sons release their natures to the fullest. There is no such thing as raising the disabled or not."

Jian Xi coughed, "Mom, I'm going out."

Su Rou gave him a loving look, "You son is good, there is money in the drawer, buy some snacks for yourself and Jian Fuguier."

"Wang!"

"...I'm not out to walk the dog."

"Wow."

Jian Fugui'er lay on the ground aggrieved.

Su Rou just glanced at him, and said in surprise, "You're dressed so handsomely, are you going on a tryst?"

Jian Xi: "...Wake up, I don't even have a date, who should I go on a tryst with?"

Su Rou brought Jian Fugui'er over, pressed her on her seat, patted the dog's head, and said, "Sisters, let my fat dog pet it for me first, and I'll send my son off. Don't worry, it doesn't matter if it loses." If I win, I will pay for it."

The rich wives laughed and joked, "Isn't it just to send the son out, go, go, and even bring a dog up to perfuse us..."

When Jian Xi came out, Liu Qian saw that he was wearing loose casual clothes, and his mother was like protecting a porcelain doll, stuffing plums into his arms, whispering something.

Goodbye to his master himself, with his hand on Su Rou's arm, the way he held it was inscrutable.

Liu Qian: "..."

Those who didn't know thought it was the queen mother who came out to blow up the street.

……

Hell.

Without Wangchuan River God purifying the evil spirits, resentment overflows the underworld, all the ghosts are ready to move, wanting to rebel, the underworld has become a mess.

The superiors ordered that the current persons in charge of all positions in the underworld need to put down their work and use it to guard the ghosts and prevent the ghosts from crawling out of the Wangchuan River.

At that time, Granny Meng was a young angry young man. He was so hard that he couldn't bear the soup anymore. He swore at ghosts with a big spoon and shot anyone who was dishonest.

The little brother Sanshengshi and the twin sisters of Bi'anhua were also very irritable. After filming the evil ghost about to climb up from the Wangchuan River, they said absently, "When will the God of Wangchuan return to his throne!"

The male Meng Po was lying on the stove with a spoon and leaning on her chin, with an irritable expression on her face, "I'm sorry for that little weed. I don't know if I can find the reincarnation of Wangchuan River God."

"By the way, that little wild grass, the magic spell cast on her back then is really amazing."

Hearing this, the little brother of Sanshengshi was round and chubby, and he sighed pretentiously, "Hey, Wangchuan River God is the God of Dingfu in our underworld. With him, the underworld can only stand, and the little weeds are destined to wither .”

Sister Bianhua pinched Sanshengshi's chubby face, causing Sanshengshi to say even more irritablely, "Don't pinch Laozi's face, a man and a woman can't get along! Laozi just looks smaller, and his actual age is already tens of thousands of years old!"

Sister Bianhua covered her red lips and giggled, "But you still look cute."

While talking, he flung out a flaming red petal with his backhand and hit the male ghost on the head. Seeing the male ghost fell into the Wangchuan River with a plop, he sighed, "You said, thousands of years ago, the self of the God of Wangchuan River dried up, really. Is it suicide?"

The male Meng Po glanced at Sister Bianhua, and said with a smile, "Manzhu, do you think Wangchuanhe will commit suicide with the mind of God?"

Bianhua's sister's name is Manzhu, and her younger sister's name is Shahua.

Hearing this, Sha Hua also frowned delicately, and said, "Shhh, private discussion of this matter is forbidden in the underworld, be careful that walls have ears!"

"Cut." The male Meng Po cursed and said, "If you hear it, you can hear it! Laozi was a cook when he was alive, and he is still a cook in the underworld after death! I have already done enough fucking!"

The author has something to say: let me tell you, I replied in the comment area that it was not a shengziwen, and it is indeed not a shengziwen.Think about it, doesn’t a normal Shengziwen need Jiangjiangniangniang?But Xi Zai and Yu Laogou didn't even have sauce, they just had a boo.

So instead of giving birth to a child, I define it as: laying eggs! (emphasis, serious face)