Metaphysics boss dressed as a wealthy cannon fodder young master

With the absence of Xiang Jingjing, a female ghost in Xilehui Shopping Mall, the magnetic field of the original mass graves will be much weaker. If things go on like this, when the flow of people picks up again, they will be able to use human yang energy to suppress the remaining Some shade.

Affected by people jumping from buildings in the middle of the night this time, especially the spokesperson Wang Tianshuo who cut the ribbon for the shopping mall among those who jumped, gossip about the shopping mall being haunted has already spread, and I am afraid that the flow of people will not be able to recover for a while.

In order to purify this yin qi as soon as possible, and not to cause people to be in a trance because of this yin qi, so that tragedy like jumping off a building will happen again in the middle of the night, Jian Xi used the twelve auspicious decorations such as blue dragon and white tiger, in the Xilehui shopping mall. Gathered a formation that gathers blessings and eliminates evil spirits.

And silently donated all the funds currently stored in his card, leaving only pocket money for himself.

Otherwise, he would always feel uneasy if he just bought a house worth 5000 million yuan from Fan Zou so hastily.

Wan Xiqiao bared him, "Aren't you happy when someone gives you money for nothing? You're born to work hard."

Jian Xi said inscrutablely, "You don't understand."

No matter in this life or in his previous life, what he is most afraid of is provoking karma, and he is also most afraid of being in debt to others.

As for Wang Yashan, who was always making shady tricks behind his back, Jian Xi didn't bother to take the initiative to move forward, and when he decided to approach him, he would deal with him.

Anyway, he has Duan Laisen's internal response, so he is not afraid of him playing tricks.

After a day of tossing around, it was getting dark. When Jian Xi returned home, she stuffed the mineral water bottle containing the female ghost Xiang Jingjing into the gap between the gossip map and the wall, and used the gossip map to prevent her from going black. I also want to help her purify her grievances and see if she can still be saved.

Otherwise, there will be no afterlife, which is a bit miserable...

After doing all this, Jian Xi took a shower, especially her hands, the skin that was repeatedly rubbed turned dark red, and she almost rubbed off a layer of skin, so she let herself go.

Jian Xi had a cleanliness addiction in her previous life.

Unexpectedly, this obsession with cleanliness was brought into this life along with his soul wear.

Regardless of life or relationship, he has a cleanliness addiction, which was once so severe that he couldn't directly touch the dirty-looking ghosts with his hands.

Especially skinless ghosts like Xiang Jingjing, whose dirtiness has reached his critical point. Fortunately, he had prepared a pair of black leather gloves to deal with it.

After finishing all this, Jian Xi slumped on the sofa with nothing to do, browsing Weibo with one hand, looking at the comments on Weibo begging him to see things, rubbing his hungry belly with the other hand, thinking about what else he could have at home. Eat, he is really hungry.

Wan Xiqiao's uncle, Fan Zou, was good everywhere, he was straightforward, and he was generous with money, but he didn't think how hungry he would be after a night of busy work and a night of fighting with ghosts.

As for Qiao Damei, who could remember that he hadn't had dinner yet, she ruthlessly let him eat by himself, and he had to accompany him in bed.

Jian Xi lay paralyzed on the sofa for a while. He was so hungry that he panicked, so he got up and searched around the house to see if he could find something to eat. Unexpectedly, he actually asked him to find a box of bubble tea. noodle.

This instant noodle is probably the last time Wan Xiqiao bought a lot of snacks and stuffed them in the refrigerator, and accidentally slipped through the net.

Just as he took out the instant noodles from under the sofa, his cell phone, which hadn't rang for a long time, suddenly rang.

"Hi master, hi master, hi ancestor, hi baby, good evening!"

Jian Xi raised her eyebrows, held the phone away from her ear, and then glanced at the screen of the phone, thinking it was some psychopath calling, but it turned out to be Liu Qian.

"Is something wrong?"

"Master, I feel sad when you say that, can't I call you if I have nothing to do? Hey..."

"speak English."

"...I just called to ask you out for a meal. Isn't it August [-]th soon? I remind you to go and see the young master of Yu's family. By the way, I would like to ask if you need any auxiliary tools. Here, I will prepare for you in advance.”

"Well……"

Hearing that someone came to invite him to dinner, Jian Xi suddenly felt that the instant noodles in his hand were no longer delicious, and he didn't know what happened recently, it was especially edible, so a little instant noodles was not worth it at all.

"You really invite me to dinner?" Jian Xi said quietly, "I can eat very well."

"I'm such a living person, can't afford to invite the master to have a meal! Just tell me what you want to eat, and I promise to make you eat to your heart's content!"

Jian Xi smiled and said, "You don't need to eat good food, and you don't need to eat expensive food, just let me eat enough, otherwise I'm afraid I'll go bankrupt for you."

"..." Liu Qian looked at the hung up phone and rolled his eyes, looking down on someone, isn't it just the money for a meal.

Jian Xi didn't have a car himself, so he simply took a taxi. When he arrived, Liu Qian had already ordered a table full of lobster and seafood.

All are hard vegetables.

Jian Xi praised, "You really know how to order food, young man."

The seafood didn't have much meat in the first place, and he couldn't resist hunger. With his current appetite, even if he didn't want to bankrupt Liu Qian, Liu Qian himself would not let him go.

"Hey, as long as you are satisfied, Master!"

Liu Qian enthusiastically welcomed Jian Xi into the first seat, and then said, "Master, what wine do you think we should drink?"

"Wine from AD 987?"

"...I have inquired about it, you should drink Erguotou."

"You've already asked me why you're asking me."

"..."

Half an hour later, Liu Qian stared at Jian Xi in a daze as he ate up all the dishes on the table. This is not the most important thing. Meaning, Liu Qian had no choice but to ask the waiter to serve another seafood feast with a stiff face and trembling.

"Master..."

"Stop." Jian Xi was sucking a lobster leg, and said while sucking, "Who is your master, don't take advantage of me."

"..." Liu Qian gritted his teeth, and asked the waiter to serve five super good-looking large lobsters. He unloaded the lobster legs one by one and placed them in front of Jian Xi, flattering his master and saying, "Master." , You see, for the sake of these five lobsters, just accept me as an apprentice, if it works... If not, I will ask the waiter to bring ten more!"

"..."

Seeing that Jian Xi didn't speak, Liu Qian became ruthless, "Ten is not enough, I'll ask the waiter to bring another fifty! Until you agree to be my master!"

"..."

Jian Xi put down the lobster legs, wiped her hands slowly, "I knew you boy would not ask me out for dinner so simply, your feelings are waiting for me here."

Liu Qian touched his nose and laughed, "I'm really curious about your circle. Besides, it's not bad to accept me as an apprentice. I can help you operate and promote your fortune-telling house, and there will be a steady stream of customers at that time." I came to see you to see things, you did good deeds and earned money at the same time, so why not do it."

Jian Xi thought about the same thing.

He really needs an assistant, otherwise, every time he goes out to discuss business and help customers with things, he doesn't even have an assistant, which is indeed a bit embarrassing.

Especially the ghost catcher video he recently viewed on Weibo. When he came out, he was followed by several little apprentices.

However, Jian Xi tapped her finger on the table, "I can accept you, but this is my first time accepting apprentices... You know, the first-time apprentices don't have much experience, so I'm afraid it will be a mistake." What a fork, I'm not responsible if anything happens to you or if you're insane or something."

Liu Qian hurriedly nodded and agreed, thinking what kind of fork could come out of this, he was still insane, and he didn't go to be an apprentice to the director of psychiatry.

"That's fine, then it's settled, let's go, good apprentice."

Liu Qian looked at the master who ate his one-month salary in just one meal, and gave a thumbs up and praised against his will, "Master is worthy of being a master!"

Damn, even eat more than others.

"Hey master, wait for me, you haven't said what tools you need?"

"The Yu family will prepare the tools, so you don't have to worry about it. If you have money, you have nothing to spend, right?"

"..."

……

Jian Xi ate the meal Liu Qian invited with a heavy heart.

When he got home, he stared blankly at his still flat, white and tender belly for a while. He couldn't see anything unusual from the appearance, so he pulled out his phone irritably, and lay down under the blanket under the blanket to search for his identity. It's not that I have any terminal illness.

Otherwise, how could it be so edible!

After all, it is rare in the world to be as edible as myself.

The first result of the search is [Woman, are you menstruating?Before menstruation, you will have a big appetite. Sweets can stimulate the brain to secrete more serotonin and relieve our anxiety. What are you waiting for, come to our cake shop and eat sweet cakes! 】

"..."

Jian Xi decided not to search indiscriminately by herself, and simply consulted a doctor on a health website.

The doctor replied, [Because your description is incomplete, do you have any other symptoms?The possibility of pregnancy is not ruled out...]

The doctor replied a lot, but Jian Xi didn't finish reading it, she just stared at the word "pregnancy", feeling a fire going straight to the sky, and he was so angry that he pressed the phone and typed.

[Laozi is a man, you quack doctor! 】

[Look at our chat history, the labor and management have already reported their name and gender in the first sentence! 】

Although he dislikes being ashamed, the name he said was Wan Xiqiao...

But it was also a man!

The doctor, whom Jane called a quack doctor, pushed his glasses and said nonsense in a serious manner, "Men may also become pregnant. Now that sex reassignment surgery is so mature, many men will become pregnant now. Don't be a frog in the bottom of the well." , come out to see the sky outside, I suggest you come to our gynecology hospital, don't worry, with my wonderful hand rejuvenating contemporary Hua Tuo, I will definitely cure you!"

Jane Xi: "..." That's ridiculous.

Where is this wild/chicken doctor!

Jian Xi turned off the page and lost the intention to continue searching and asking. He thought that when he was free, he would have to go to the hospital for a check-up to see what was wrong with his body.

Now that he was able to eat and drink, it was as if there was a black hole in his body.

Jian Xi clicked on Weibo, and Fan Wang knew about his dad being murdered by a female ghost, he sent Weibo to thank him, and Fan Wang even @ him.

When he clicked on Weibo, he found that his comment area had exploded.

Thousands of private messages were sent to him, and Jian Xi opened a few one by one and looked at them, all because she wanted him to tell his fortune.

Jian Xi turned it off without any interest, and entered her own chat.

Because of Wan Mingwu's relatively large influence in the country, now that Jian Xi has saved his brother-in-law Fan Zou's life, he has gained a reputation in the rich circle.

Especially the big bosses in the wealthy circle, more or less believe in Feng Shui.

There are also some who have some business dealings with Wan Mingwu. Seeing that Wan Mingwu used his Weibo account to repost Fan Wang's Weibo, and @见喜, and after expressing his sincere thanks, he also showed that he When his brother-in-law Fan Zou gave Jian Xi a 5000 million mansion as a reward for saving his life, the rich people were shocked.

Although this 5000 million is not much, it is shocking.

All the rich people have a belief in their hearts, it seems that the young master Jian is undoubtedly a master with real skills.

……

Jian He was negotiating a partner for a land project, and the partner had already rejected him, but when he saw his old partner Wan Mingwu posting such a Weibo, he was shocked.

I'm afraid that Jian He will hold a grudge and find him such a young brother who knows something to stumbling him. After all, people like them who have been in the market all the year round, the most taboo is to offend the masters in the circle of Fengshui and metaphysics.

The partner hurriedly asked the assistant to call back Jian He and others who had been rejected by him and had already walked out of the lobby of his company.

As soon as the assistant left, the partner turned around on the spot. After thinking about it, he hurriedly chased him out with a big belly, planning to welcome Jian He back in person, so that he could show his sincerity and respect for him. Jane He paid attention.

When the partner arrived, the assistant had already stopped Jian He and others, and the partner rubbed his hands and asked with a smile, "Mr. Jian stays behind, we still have to talk about this cooperation, we have to talk, you see Let's go get together now?"

Jian He saw that the partner suddenly changed his face, his eyes were deep.

Although it doesn't matter if the project cannot be negotiated with the partner, he can use other methods to get it back, but if the partner directly nods in agreement, it will save him a lot of trouble.

Although Jian He didn't understand what happened, he still nodded.

The profit is at the stake, and it is a fool not to eat it.

The partner is a middle-aged man who is fat and somewhat bald. His surname is Fang, and everyone calls him Boss Fang.

Seeing that the boss here smiled apologetically and praised Jian He, "Boss Jian is really young and promising. When I was your age, I was still a small office worker haha."

Jian He smiled, to see what kind of tricks this man surnamed Fang was playing.

"Oh, yes, I heard that Jane always has a younger brother named Jian Xi, right?"

Jian He smiled, "I'm such a younger brother, I guess everyone in the circle doesn't know him." The notoriety of chasing after men has long been out of the circle.

Mr. Fang was embarrassed, laughed twice, and then he said the main point, "I just heard that your younger brother is very good at fortune-telling. I was thinking that Jane would always have a chance to recommend one or two. You see, we all do this. As for real estate, it is customary to consult a Feng Shui master first when building something on a piece of land..."

Jian He understood, and couldn't help laughing, "Mr. Fang, don't be joking. If you ask my younger brother to test your fortune and misfortune, it's better to let him teach you how to make a man faster. How can he know what Feng Shui is?" .”

Mr. Fang: "... Mr. Jian, this is your fault. Our younger brother has real skills, so don't hide it! The toy king, Wan Ming and Wu Wan, all posted Weibo to thank our younger brother. Let's talk about me Even if you ask our younger brother to see things, you won't open your mouth in vain."

Jian He is helpless, his thinking has always been a bit traditional, and he doesn’t usually read Weibo very much. He just asks his assistant to keep an eye on the Internet and tell him if there is something that seriously threatens Jian Xi’s life. That's fine.

So he doesn't know about Wan Mingwu's microblog to thank his younger brother at the moment, but seeing that this party is always determined that Jian Xi will see things, he can only press this matter and nod for the time being.

It's important to finish business first.

After signing the hundreds of billions of cooperation contract with Mr. Fang and leaving the company lobby, Jian He called Jian Xi for the first time in the past month.

"Jane Xi, you'd better explain to me what good things you have done recently."

From the very beginning, there was a serious and serious accent.

The corners of Jian Xi's mouth twitched when she heard it, "I've been working honestly recently."

Jian He sneered, "Sell underwear?"

Jane was angry, "You can't discriminate by profession, what's wrong with selling underwear, why don't you wear underwear, it's a necessity for everyone!"

"Stop talking nonsense, tell me what good deeds you have done recently, all of your deeds have been passed on to my partner."

In order to prevent his youngest brother from being proud, Jian He didn't say anything. The fact that he was able to sign this hundreds of billions of dollars contract this time is due to Jian Xi's credit.

"Hey, what happened?"

Jian He repeated what he saw on Weibo about Wan Mingwu and Fan Wang expressing their gratitude to him.

Jian Xi rubbed her chin and sighed, "My reputation is so great... I didn't expect that I accidentally played a big game. Now my fortune-telling house no longer has to worry about the source of customers..."

"..."

Jian He had a headache, "Stop messing with me with these pretenders. Seeing that you haven't spread any bad news in the past half a month, I didn't expect you to create some mysterious persona of a master of metaphysics!"

Jian Xi complained, "Jian Chichi, what are you talking about! Don't discriminate against occupations, don't say good things three times."

Jian He choked back, "You call this a profession? It's not as good as a blind old man who tells fortunes under the overpass! Having said that, my mother has spoken, and the Mid-Autumn Festival on August [-]th wants you to go back to the old house to celebrate the festival and have a family reunion. To take a family portrait."

"Ah, let me check the schedule to see if there is any work arrangement."

"It doesn't work if there are arrangements, do you want to resist the decree?" Jian He imitated Su Rou's tune with a blank face, "The old lady who resisted the decree will not recognize you as a bastard! When you come home again, you will go and follow the decree." Jian Fugui sleeps in a kennel!"

"..."

Thinking about Jian Fugui's stupid look with dog paws eager to dig three feet all day long, Jian Xi shivered, and immediately promised, "August [-]th is on time!"

……

The next day, she slept until the sun was high and didn't get up. Jian Xi looked out of the window on a sunny day, and felt her mood became better.

Especially without going to work, it feels so good to be a salted fish.

In his last life, the burden on his shoulders was too heavy, and he didn't necessarily have two breaks a month, either on the way to catch ghosts, or to check the sources of various ghosts.

Jian Xi first ordered a lot of breakfast, and when she was waiting for breakfast, she clicked on her Weibo again and read her super chat.

He has now developed the habit of browsing Chaohua every day. After all, the content of comments in Chaohua directly affects the source of customers for his fortune-telling house.

If there are more positive reviews, there will be more customers.

There are many negative comments, let alone the source of customers, even tens of thousands of private messages scolding him.

As soon as Jian Xi clicked in, he saw a large group of Yuba fans fighting with his own fans in the group.

The reason for the fight turned out to be Yu Heng and him, who looked more like an attack.

This question of attacking and accepting involves who goes up and who goes down, and it also involves the issue of dignity.

Speaking of which, it was caused by Yu Heng's Canhui Entertainment PR Department who slapped him in the face and posted on Weibo.

I still remember that when he was in Kaihua City at that time, he saw the rumor dispelling statement issued by the public relations department of Canhui Entertainment Management Co., Ltd., and that statement was just one sentence, [Take us away and Mr. Yu will not make an appointment].

But the pictures are really memorable.

Two Q-version little boys, one wearing a tattered red bellyband with a big red happy letter on the center of the red bellyband, kneeling on the thigh of another little boy in a suit and leather shoes with an indifferent face .

Just such a pair of pictures, I don’t know if it’s because the netizens are too busy, or it’s not a big deal to watch the excitement, but there is a wave of CP fans.

In the eyes of this wave of CP fans, Jian Xi and Yu Heng are a perfect match, a top match and a fairy match!

Even this group of CP fans gave Jian Xi and Yu Heng a CP name, called Bath Center!

Damn it, Jian Xi's eyes are red looking at this CP name, you are called a bathing center, and your whole family is called a bathing center!

Can't even name it!

Nonsence!This is not a matter of naming at all, this is a fucking group of black fans wearing fake fans!

Seeing that [Bath Center] CP fans and Yuba fans were so rampant, Jian Xi couldn't stand it anymore, and the fire came, and she immediately put on her beloved little vest and ended up tearing it apart.

As soon as he appeared on the stage, his fans shouted, "The pups are here!"

Jian Xi was wearing a long string of colorful golden trumpets with changing fonts, her face also changed unpredictablely, "..."

Obviously a good boy, okay!

Looking at fans who seem to regard him as a spiritual leader, Jian Xi introspects, it seems that he seems to be too ostentatious.

With Jian Xi, an obedient cub with a lot of fighting power, off the field, the situation on the battlefield suddenly changed.

The tripartite team consisting of the original Xi fans, Yuba fans, and CP fans seemed to be pointing at each other's babbling saliva in the vegetable market. When they saw him coming, they paused for a moment.

Everyone looked at the colorful and silly pigeon that seemed to be mistaken, and immediately wondered where this little fool came from.

I saw that silly pigeon taking advantage of this moment of pause to lead the fans forward bravely and invincible, and the CP fans and Yuba fans sprayed on the battlefield had no power to fight back.

Jian Xi's goal is very simple, that is, he hopes that under the long-term battle led by Xi Fan, he can maintain a peaceful look in the comment area of ​​Weibo and Chaohua, or show the fireworks of showing cats and dogs.

……

Obviously Jian Xi was not the only one who noticed this wave of CP fans. Yu Heng stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling glass, looking at this group of Huaner CP fans jumping up and down with a stern expression, his hand holding the red wine glass was deformed.

Seeing that my Yuba fans can't compete with Xi fans and CP fans, and are even scolded by Xi fans, they have no power to parry, especially this one called [Xi Zai's fighting power is overwhelming, cute, beautiful, and lively, good cubs], this time Shi Zheng was fighting against the heroes with his waist pinched and tongue, drooling, and he was particularly conspicuous in the crowd.

Yu Heng frowned, and decided to try to influence him personally.

Looking at the long string of colorful IDs above his head, Yu Heng felt that he couldn't lose in terms of momentum first!

He also bought himself a glittering outfit, with the colorful golden glitter on his head [Dongfang Bubai is ruthless, abstinence, omnipotent Yuba fan] ID is over, and the first sentence he opened is:

[Evil animal!Don't help the evildoers. 】

The fans became popular, and they rushed to Yu Heng's trumpet in a swarm, and sprayed him, and even a lot of fans shouted:

[Puppy fuck him! 】

Listening to the words that called him like a dog, Jian Xi twitched the corners of his mouth slowly, but he did not forget to fire fiercely at Dongfang Bubai!

Seeing that such a colorful and silly pigeon appeared on his side, Yuba fans were excited, and cried like ghosts and wolves:

【Dongfang Bubai took out your sunflower acupressure hand and came out to fuck him hard! 】

Hearing the sound of asking him to take out a sunflower acupuncture point to fuck him, Yu Heng immediately thought of a secret method [To practice this skill, you must first come from the palace]...

The little brother flinched suddenly...

But he still doesn’t forget his original intention of building a trumpet. Unfortunately, he has never had the experience of spraying with people face to face. The tricks are not as much as a dog’s scolding. In the end, he will only point at the other party and keep screaming and scolding. !

This made Xi Fan laugh at him immediately.

But CP fans pulled out to watch the good show at this time, and even the fans of Xiba and Yuba gradually stopped scolding each other, and some even acted as commentators.

[Good afternoon, audiences, it's round 1 of the ring, the first round!At present, the contest between Yuba fans and Xi fans has evolved into a battle between [Xizai, who is full of combat power, cute, beautiful, and lively] and [Eastern invincible, ruthless, abstinence, and omnipotent Yuba fans] This is a peak duel between kings and kings. Please don't blink and don't change the channel, otherwise you will miss this peerless show! 】

[The two kings are facing the king, the atmosphere is quite tense! 】

[Not bad, but it seems that both players are a little preoccupied! 】

[Where did these two idiots come from, a perfect match with a heavenly match, please lock them up, thank you. 】

[You don't understand, this is the peak duel between kings and kings! 】

[Eastern Unbeaten: I am cold, abstinent, and a gentleman. 】

[Puppy: Well-behaved, cute, and invincible is me. 】

[The game has begun!Gou Zai Zai first greeted Dongfang Bubai's ancestor Sanlian, and Dongfang Bubai responded with three squeaks!The East is undefeated! 】

[Hey, what's wrong with this Yuba fan player today, isn't it normal to quarrel very fiercely?No, Dongfang Bubai has turned black, and he even showed his unique skill Tang Monk chanting scriptures, buzzing buzz buzzing... The dog roared, Dongfang Bubai, you are so insidious, you actually cheated! game over!Dongfang Unbeaten violated the rules, ROUND2 ended, and Gou Zai Zai won the second round! 】

Jane Xi: "???"

Yu Heng: "???"

A row of question marks flashed through the minds of the two of them at this moment, how did this become like this? ? ?

It's just... psychedelic.

The author has something to say: bathing center = Xiyu center, have you got it?