Metaphysics boss dressed as a wealthy cannon fodder young master

I don't know why, although Yu Heng is not a star, but his business is related to the entertainment industry, coupled with his indifferent and handsome appearance, he also has a large group of fans, and this group of fans is called Yuba pink.

Jian Xi's hot search this time, although it is not like the last time, it was made by Canhui Entertainment's public relations department, but it may be a long-term habit.

Once the trending search is on the trash, not only the public relations department of Canhui Entertainment is on the verge of a formidable enemy, but the first thing for Yuba fans is to check whether the hot search has anything to do with their own Yubaba.

If you have a relationship, you will immediately get ready to go, and wait for the big fan to give an order, and rush to the battlefield to get into a ball with the notorious Xifan.

If it had nothing to do with Yubaba, Yuba fans would squat on the wall one by one, watching the scene of picking up trash gloatingly, and would speak up from time to time to cheer up the fans.

This makes Xi Fan and Yuba Fan always incompatible.

Yuba fans are also the only opponents that Xifan, who has always been omnipotent on the battlefield, has encountered. Fans like Xiaolou fans and Wang Yashan fans before were all wiped out by them in one go.

Only this Yuba fan is as hard as an indestructible lair, no matter how much the fan slobbers, it won't fall down.

This time Jianxi was on the hot search, and although Yuba fans didn't end up tearing each other up, the gloating comments made people couldn't help but feel angry after reading it.

Wu Chengcheng scolded angrily, "I don't know what's wrong with this old dog Yu. He obviously doesn't mix in the circle, but he even keeps a bunch of fucking Gu here, and he comes out to scare people from time to time."

Jian Xi remembered the last time she was kissed by Yu Heng like a dog chewing on her, her face was also dark, and she didn't even have a good impression of Yuba fans.

He clicked on Weibo, and saw the comments posted by Yuba fans in the comment area.

[Tsk tsk, there is a reason for picking up junk, dog head.jpg]

[Whether he is confused or not, as long as he doesn't come to rub Yu Baba, I will turn a blind eye and close one eye~]

[The marketing account is gone, it’s better to pick up the trash and Wang Dayiao, hahaha]

[I hope that picking up the rags will penetrate the center of the earth! 】

[Speechless, Wang Daniao is good at picking up trash and acting like a demon, don't pay attention to those who are malicious to you, dog head.jpg]

[I haven't seen such a big wind and waves picking up junk, come on, Wang Da Niao!Be a monster! 】

【Wang Daniao, it's not painful when you slap the rough skin with the wind and waves】

[Wang Da Niao, you really don't need it, you should clean up and continue to make trouble for picking up trash, you make trouble for picking up trash, happy new year for netizens all over the country! 】

[Spin ​​and jump, pick up broken poison~]

……

Seeing Jian Xi's brows twitched, no wonder his fortune-telling house has been in business for so long, but there is still not a single customer coming to the door, it's all thanks to these Yuba fans and black fans!

Jian Xi silently registered a trumpet and named it [Xizai's fighting power is overwhelming, cute, beautiful, and lively, obedient cub], which is specially used to pinch Yuba fans and black fans.

In order to make himself more conspicuous, he also specially spent money to buy a string of colorful and shiny fonts.

With this long string of shiny golden IDs on his shoulders, Jian Xi caused a whirlwind among Yuba fans and black fans when he first went out. He was like a king patrolling his territory with his hands behind his back, very dominant.

The fans of Yuba, who were watching the show happily, were blinded.

Wu Chengcheng pointed to Jian Xi's trumpet who was very eye-catching in the comment area and asked, "Why is there a colorful and silly pigeon walking around here? It's shaking its head."

"..."

Jian Xi clacked and pressed the words on the mobile phone without even raising her head, "Just one word to get lost, please get lost once."

"What are you going crazy in broad daylight?" Wu Chengcheng glared at him, then turned around to see this silly pigeon showing amazing fighting power in an instant.

[Get out of the upstairs, who are you calling poison!The poison looks as good as our Xizaizai? 】

[Come on, if your mother didn't teach you aesthetics, this good boy will teach you! 】

[Use your full dentures, open your mouth into a circle, and say loudly: Wow, look at Xizai's eyebrows, nose, eyes, lips, skin, muscles, figure... this is so damn good-looking Bar! 】

[Comments have a character limit, continue upstairs!Open your mouth wide and read with me: Wow, Xi Zai Zai, how do you look so good-looking, I envy you too~]

[Xi Zai Zai~ Please don't appear frequently on the street, please?Otherwise, because of your beauty, traffic accidents will definitely increase~ What a sweet sadness~]

【Xi Zai Zai~ After meeting you, looking at other males and females seems to be insulting my own eyes~】

【Xi Zai Zai~ You are the wind, you are the flower, you are the snow, you are the moon, you are the greatest treasure in my life~】

……

After such a coquettish operation, both Yuba fans and black fans were smashed and forced.

【Who is this? ? ? 】

[Where did the neuropathy come from? ? ? ? 】

[Mom, it’s so good, I opened my mouth wide open unconsciously, and then I will recite Fenghua Xueyue? ? ? 】

……

Puchi~

Wu Chengcheng almost laughed out his front teeth.

Jian Xi stared at him blankly, "What? He's not right?"

"Yes, yes, puff, hahahaha... Such a pure and unaffected pigeon is a shrewd pigeon, not a stupid one. I apologize for my unscrupulous words just now."

"..."

……

After bringing goods to Dingdang Meow's underwear company once, seeing the rising sales, Dingdang Meow wanted him to make a second appearance on camera, but Jian Xi refused.

Originally, he was not interested in selling underwear, which means that the original owner had taken it before, otherwise he would not take this kind of job if he was killed.

Looking at the itinerary, he has a few days to rest. In order to prove to his brother that even if he didn't give him pocket money, he still couldn't starve to death, so he picked up a lot of junk and all kinds of weird things. activity.

As long as Jian Xi thinks that there will be a women's clothing fashion show in the future, and he needs to wear women's clothing and make-up to participate, he will tap his toes in embarrassment.

There was a knock on the door, Jian Xi glanced at the time, it should be Wan Xiqiao arrived.

Wan Xiqiao is the original owner's younger brother, and made an appointment with the original owner to see him after getting off the plane today.

"Oh my God, why are you stuck in the cracks? My young master turned left and right and followed the map to navigate for more than an hour before I found your dilapidated place! What the hell kind of place do you live in! The environment is dirty , Chaos, bad, not to mention law and order, take a look here, is this a place where people live!"

"...no paparazzi squatting here."

Wan Xiqiao is stuck. This time he went abroad for further study to carry out strict military/military studies. He even handed in his mobile phone. He just got his mobile phone when he returned to China yesterday. His impression of Jian Xi is still at the stage when he was hacked by the whole network. He said resentfully, "You deserve it, I let you make waves and make you a monster."

After a pause, "Do Aunt Su and Uncle Jian know that you live here?"

Jian Xi shook her head, "I didn't tell them, so don't tell me, I don't want them to worry about it."

Wan Xiqiao covered her mouth and nose with a scarf, and the disgust in her eyes was undisguised, "If you don't tell them, they won't read it online? How much money did you give him, this little bastard Lou! The house with good privacy and security is gone? Smell, there is still a musty smell in this house, how can you bear it. "

Jian Xi sniffed it hard, wondering, "Is there any? It smells good to me."

Wan Xiqiao rolled her eyes and said in disgust, "You are hopeless! Here, my mother asked me to bring you the stewed pork trotters with chestnuts. It's still hot, eat it while it's hot."

Jian Xi hugged Wan Xiqiao's arm and said with a smile, "Auntie Fan is still good to me."

"Don't be stinky, I'm my mother's treasure."

Wan Xiqiao opened the insulated box, looked around in Jianxi's den, curled her lips in disgust, took out the half-knitted sweater, and continued knitting on the sofa.

While eating pig's knuckles, Jian Xi stared at Wan Xiqiao's face carefully. The young man was tall and thin, but his butt was upturned. He had black hair and fair skin. He wore a large black spectacle frame and looked very good.

The outline of the facial features is full of heaven and the ground is round, which is the face of the rich and powerful, and was born after [-] o'clock in the evening. The five elements belong to water, and water is wealth. You will have good wealth luck all your life.

He just loves to fight wits with two knitting needles. He doesn't look very smart, but it's good, at least he doesn't have to worry about being caught by him and changing the core.

vomit!

There was a sudden acid reflux and nausea in her stomach, Jian Xi ran to the toilet and vomited violently, feeling as if her internal organs were about to be vomited out.

Wan Xiqiao hurriedly followed him to pat him on the back, and said worriedly, "What's wrong with you as if you're pregnant? Are you feeling sick to your stomach? Do you want to go to the hospital for a checkup?"

Jian Xi shook her head, "You are only pregnant, Laozi is a man."

Wan Xiqiao handed him a glass of plain water, "You really don't need to go to the hospital? Why do I see that your belly is bigger than before?"

"You're delusional. I'm probably angry with black fans. I'll be fine after lying down for a while."

After rinsing her mouth, Jian Xi lay down on the bed for a while, and continued to eat without any appetite.

Thinking of Yu Heng gnawing at him that day, he kept feeling angry in his heart, and thinking of the Yuba fan who had just gloated at his jokes in the comment area, he opened Weibo angrily, and posted a photo of Yuba in the bathroom, Two bright red crosses were slapped hard on the picture.

The meaning is obvious: labor and capital are not interested in your Yuba.

"Oh, it's Yu Baba." Wan Xiqiao looked shy.

Jian Xi's face was paralyzed, "What about Yu Baba?"

"What about Yu Baba? Yu Baba is Yu Heng!" Wan Xiqiao looked at him in disbelief, and began pouring beans like a treasure, "He is handsome and steady, but he has fascinated countless handsome men and beauties. "

"In particular, he is very, very self-conscious. He doesn't even glance at the countless handsome men and beauties under his Brilliance Entertainment. In the past 28 years, he has never been in a relationship or had a scandal. It is recognized by the outside world/ The male version of the diamond king and the fifth, the endangered version of the good man, the special office of the National Men and Men Association focuses on protecting men."

Jian Xi spat out a mouthful of water, almost dying of laughter, and slapped her thigh laughing wildly, "What the hell is the special office of the National Men and Men's Association to protect the men?"