Metaphysics boss dressed as a wealthy cannon fodder young master
Chapter 12 Embarrassing Misunderstanding
In the studio, the photographer asked Jian Xi and Wang Yashan to take off their clothes and put on the underwear they had prepared long ago.
Jian Xi took a sneak peek at Wang Yashan, don't look at Wang Yashan's warm-hearted appearance of the big brother next door, he really looks skinny when dressed and undressed.
Seeing that Jane Xi is a bit jealous.
The staff brought two pairs of panties to the two, one was a cute cat head panty, and the other was a triangular sexy mature panty.
Jian Xi thought that she came to shoot this advertisement this time mainly to prove her heroism, and she definitely couldn't choose the cute one.
As soon as his hand touched the black sexy underwear, he saw the other hand touched the corner of the underwear with a smile.
The shooting assistant couldn't get the sexy panties out of Jian Xi's hands, so he had to look at the docking manager for help. Pulling the black panties out of Jian Xi's hands, and replacing them with the raccoon panties, he said, "Xizai, these panties belong to you, and you are responsible for shooting the cute cat head series panties."
Jane Xi: "..."
"Wang Yashan, you are in charge of shooting sexy men's underwear."
Wang Yashan still smiled warmly, "Okay."
The cute cat-head underwear in Jian Xi's hands is a brief. The whole buttocks behind the upper body is a raccoon cat's head, and there is a curvy cat tail hanging behind the buttocks.
Very Japanese and cute.
The advertising word for this underwear is: Meow~ Your jingle meow is online, and the moment that will arouse your instinctive desire has finally arrived.
Just looking at this advertisement, it already instinctively aroused Jian Xi's discomfort.
The most tragic thing was that Jian Xi had to say this shameful advertisement to the netizens through the camera.
As for the sexy men's underwear that Wang Yashan was in charge of shooting, as soon as you hear the name, you know that he is in charge of the more upright part.
Jian Xi suddenly became unwilling, glanced at her Xiao Xiaoxi, and asked Wu Chengcheng, "Is Xiao Xiaoxi worse than his Xiao Xiaoshan?"
Wu Chengcheng's eyes were sharp, and after a few seconds of visual inspection, he nodded heavily, "It should be a few millimeters away."
"Really? I don't believe it."
Jian Xi refused to accept the facts, and ran to the toilet to compare herself.
After the comparison, he sighed helplessly. No wonder the original owner is a little 0, which is really not good enough.
Jian Xi frowned and squatted on the toilet, clicked on Baidu, and entered in the search bar:
【How to make your big bird grow bigger quickly in a short time】
【How can I make outsiders feel that my bird is so big】
【What should you do when someone else's bird is bigger than yours】
【How to make the big bird bigger in three seconds】
……
After searching a series of such problems, but failed to find a better solution, he jumped off the toilet in disappointment. When he was about to stand up, the ground was a little slippery, and he staggered. The gap fell outside and landed at the feet of Yu Heng who came out of the bathroom next door.
Yu Heng picked up the phone, the purpose is how to make his big bird grow bigger in a few seconds!
The following replies are what you thought was Captivating Sakura, change as you say!
Yu Heng: "..."
Seeing that man wearing pure white leather shoes, suit and leather shoes, full of high-end sense, and picking up his mobile phone, he must be from this circle.
Afraid that he would see the contents of the phone, Jian Xi hurriedly stood up in a panic, opened the door and snatched the phone first, and then thanked the man, "Thank you, this is my phone."
When he raised his head, he found that the man was actually Yu Heng.
"!!!"
Jian Xi is about to burst, what kind of shit luck is this, it can be encountered here.
The first sentence of Jian Xi's conditioned reflex was, "Labor and management didn't follow you!"
The second sentence is: "Labor and management are shooting advertisements here!"
The third sentence is, "You said you didn't see anything!"
Yu Heng examined him for a while, and then said calmly, "How to make the big bird bigger in three seconds?"
"...Fuck!"
Jian Xi blushed.
Yu Heng sneered, raised his foot and passed by Jian Xi.
Jian Xi had a blushing face, and she stammered a bit when she spoke, "Mom, damn! You can't go!"
"You swear that you won't tell this matter, or I won't let you go!"
Yu Heng was obedient and didn't leave, he just looked at Jian Xi for a moment, hesitant to speak, and then he rubbed his brows and said helplessly, "You don't have to try so hard to catch my attention, I'm not interested in you as a person."
So it doesn't matter if your bird is big or not.
Jane Xi: "..."
Jian Xi watched the red diamond cufflinks on Yu Heng's blue haute couture suit twinkle under the light, her eyes were covered with blood red, and her mind was full of madness [If he kills the person in front of him] Flush into the sewer] the terrible thought of whether someone will find out.
……
"You just let old dog Yu go?" Wu Chengcheng asked in disbelief.
"If you don't leave, it's hard to keep blocking him in the toilet." Jian Xi was desperate, anxiously hoping that Yu Heng would never be such a big talker, saying everything out.
But judging by Yu Heng's desolate demeanor, he doesn't look like a person with a big mouth.
It's just...it's really embarrassing.
Wu Chengcheng looked at Jian Xi in admiration, and tried to comfort him, "Anyway, you lost face when you were in Yu Laogou, this time is not bad."
Jian Xi complained, "Thank you."
"You're welcome."
"No, I'll lose face anyway, but I can't let Xiao Xiaoxi lose face again!"
Jian Xi ran towards the toilet with a wad of toilet paper.
Wu Chengcheng knew what he was doing at a glance, and the corners of his speechless mouth twitched.
Before the filming, seeing Jian Xi suddenly grow up, Wang Yashan was anxious. He has always followed the route of a young boy, but this road is obviously not going to work. He was compared to a little boy with a bad face at the beginning, so he doesn't have to hang out in the circle.
So he hurried to the locker room and stuffed his socks in.
When the filming started, Jian Xi saw Wang Yashan holding a sling that was so big that it could swing things, swinging back and forth to show his muscles and arch his thighs, with a proud expression on his face.
Jane Xi: "..."
"So round, so impressive, and so long, he just had an emergency operation? Which famous doctor is so skilled in sewing? Please recommend!"
"..."
Wu Chengcheng pushed away Jian Xi's hairy head, and said indifferently, "I'm crazy about picking up trash, drag it out and chop it up."
——Everyone is on position, the filming is about to start!
The photographer yelled.
Wu Chengcheng returned an ok gesture, turned around and pushed Jian Xi into the range of the camera.
Jian Xi lamented that it was a good thing his cat-head underwear was high-waisted, otherwise the toilet paper inside might be exposed.
Just as he was lucky, the photographer stared at Jian Xi in the shooting equipment and shouted, "Pull! Pull down the panties!"
Jane Xi did so.
"Pull again."
"Ok."
"pull down."
"Uh-huh."
"Pull again."
"it is good."
"I still have to pull."
"..."
"It's not low enough."
"Keep pulling."
"Go on."
Looking at the photographer who was so excited that his face was flushed, Jane became angry, "You are a poop, poop, why don't you just take off your underwear and let you have a look."
Damn, just pull down his bag/bird's toilet paper and it's leaking!
Don't he want to lose face with Daxi and Xiaoxiaoxi?
The cameraman's face flushed from ye.
But he never dared to make any other excessive demands, and even apologized, and even put a thin layer of muscle on Jian Xi's white and tender belly in the finished photo.
Jian Xi was speechless, "I already have this thin layer of muscle on my belly."
"If you really want to express your apology," Jian Xi pointed to Xiao Xiaoxi in the picture, blushing and not panting, "then make the P here a little more three-dimensional."
The photographer swallowed hard, "...it's not good to seek truth from facts."
"I'm just seeking truth from facts!"
Photographer: "..."
……
Because the styles of the two kinds of underwear are different, Jian Xi and Wang Yashan were filmed separately in two studios. By the time Jian Xi finished shooting, Wang Yashan had already finished the work, and the milk tea he ordered was finally delivered slowly. coming.
Wang Yashan handed the milk tea to Jian Xi and Wu Chengcheng, and then praised with a smile, "Xi Zai is really talented."
Jian Xi was polite, waved her hands and said hastily, "It's no match for you brother, big birds can fly left and right."
Wang Yashan smiled awkwardly, "Ha, ha."
Jian Xi also smiled unnaturally, "Hey, hey."
The two fell silent.
Then they sipped milk tea tacitly together, and both of them decided never to mention this matter again.
Wu Chengcheng rolled his eyes at the side, muttering in his heart, they are obviously two little cowards, and they beat swollen birds to pretend to be fat, heck.
Just when both of them were embarrassed, Jian Xi discovered that the strong yin energy entangled in Wang Yashan's body had turned into a human figure, a middle-aged man.
The man looked at Wang Yashan in pain, with obsession, despair, and an indescribable hatred.
Jian Xi suddenly felt that the milk tea in her hand was not fragrant.
When he was still watching the man secretly, he saw Wang Yashan took out a bottle of orange spray and sprayed it on himself.
Smelling the strong fragrance, Jian Xi couldn't help taking a step back, "What kind of smell is this?"
Wang Yashan smiled and said, "There are a lot of mosquitoes in summer, and I don't know what is the reason for my blood type. Mosquitoes always bite me, and every time they bite, they bite seven or eight big bags. You know, how much we as artists pay attention to our body Skin, after all, will affect the shooting, so I will bring a bottle of mosquito repellent spray when I come out, and I will give you some too."
As he said that, Wang Yashan squirted at Jian Xi.
Jian Xi coughed a few times, she really couldn't stand the smell, she covered her nose and stretched out her hand to fan it back and forth, "No, no, I don't like this smell, you can spray it on yourself."
Wang Yashan withdrew his hand regrettably. After saying goodbye to Jian Xi, he followed the manager away.
Jane Xi looked at the painful man who was walking with him, her eyes were meaningful.
Jian Xi took a sneak peek at Wang Yashan, don't look at Wang Yashan's warm-hearted appearance of the big brother next door, he really looks skinny when dressed and undressed.
Seeing that Jane Xi is a bit jealous.
The staff brought two pairs of panties to the two, one was a cute cat head panty, and the other was a triangular sexy mature panty.
Jian Xi thought that she came to shoot this advertisement this time mainly to prove her heroism, and she definitely couldn't choose the cute one.
As soon as his hand touched the black sexy underwear, he saw the other hand touched the corner of the underwear with a smile.
The shooting assistant couldn't get the sexy panties out of Jian Xi's hands, so he had to look at the docking manager for help. Pulling the black panties out of Jian Xi's hands, and replacing them with the raccoon panties, he said, "Xizai, these panties belong to you, and you are responsible for shooting the cute cat head series panties."
Jane Xi: "..."
"Wang Yashan, you are in charge of shooting sexy men's underwear."
Wang Yashan still smiled warmly, "Okay."
The cute cat-head underwear in Jian Xi's hands is a brief. The whole buttocks behind the upper body is a raccoon cat's head, and there is a curvy cat tail hanging behind the buttocks.
Very Japanese and cute.
The advertising word for this underwear is: Meow~ Your jingle meow is online, and the moment that will arouse your instinctive desire has finally arrived.
Just looking at this advertisement, it already instinctively aroused Jian Xi's discomfort.
The most tragic thing was that Jian Xi had to say this shameful advertisement to the netizens through the camera.
As for the sexy men's underwear that Wang Yashan was in charge of shooting, as soon as you hear the name, you know that he is in charge of the more upright part.
Jian Xi suddenly became unwilling, glanced at her Xiao Xiaoxi, and asked Wu Chengcheng, "Is Xiao Xiaoxi worse than his Xiao Xiaoshan?"
Wu Chengcheng's eyes were sharp, and after a few seconds of visual inspection, he nodded heavily, "It should be a few millimeters away."
"Really? I don't believe it."
Jian Xi refused to accept the facts, and ran to the toilet to compare herself.
After the comparison, he sighed helplessly. No wonder the original owner is a little 0, which is really not good enough.
Jian Xi frowned and squatted on the toilet, clicked on Baidu, and entered in the search bar:
【How to make your big bird grow bigger quickly in a short time】
【How can I make outsiders feel that my bird is so big】
【What should you do when someone else's bird is bigger than yours】
【How to make the big bird bigger in three seconds】
……
After searching a series of such problems, but failed to find a better solution, he jumped off the toilet in disappointment. When he was about to stand up, the ground was a little slippery, and he staggered. The gap fell outside and landed at the feet of Yu Heng who came out of the bathroom next door.
Yu Heng picked up the phone, the purpose is how to make his big bird grow bigger in a few seconds!
The following replies are what you thought was Captivating Sakura, change as you say!
Yu Heng: "..."
Seeing that man wearing pure white leather shoes, suit and leather shoes, full of high-end sense, and picking up his mobile phone, he must be from this circle.
Afraid that he would see the contents of the phone, Jian Xi hurriedly stood up in a panic, opened the door and snatched the phone first, and then thanked the man, "Thank you, this is my phone."
When he raised his head, he found that the man was actually Yu Heng.
"!!!"
Jian Xi is about to burst, what kind of shit luck is this, it can be encountered here.
The first sentence of Jian Xi's conditioned reflex was, "Labor and management didn't follow you!"
The second sentence is: "Labor and management are shooting advertisements here!"
The third sentence is, "You said you didn't see anything!"
Yu Heng examined him for a while, and then said calmly, "How to make the big bird bigger in three seconds?"
"...Fuck!"
Jian Xi blushed.
Yu Heng sneered, raised his foot and passed by Jian Xi.
Jian Xi had a blushing face, and she stammered a bit when she spoke, "Mom, damn! You can't go!"
"You swear that you won't tell this matter, or I won't let you go!"
Yu Heng was obedient and didn't leave, he just looked at Jian Xi for a moment, hesitant to speak, and then he rubbed his brows and said helplessly, "You don't have to try so hard to catch my attention, I'm not interested in you as a person."
So it doesn't matter if your bird is big or not.
Jane Xi: "..."
Jian Xi watched the red diamond cufflinks on Yu Heng's blue haute couture suit twinkle under the light, her eyes were covered with blood red, and her mind was full of madness [If he kills the person in front of him] Flush into the sewer] the terrible thought of whether someone will find out.
……
"You just let old dog Yu go?" Wu Chengcheng asked in disbelief.
"If you don't leave, it's hard to keep blocking him in the toilet." Jian Xi was desperate, anxiously hoping that Yu Heng would never be such a big talker, saying everything out.
But judging by Yu Heng's desolate demeanor, he doesn't look like a person with a big mouth.
It's just...it's really embarrassing.
Wu Chengcheng looked at Jian Xi in admiration, and tried to comfort him, "Anyway, you lost face when you were in Yu Laogou, this time is not bad."
Jian Xi complained, "Thank you."
"You're welcome."
"No, I'll lose face anyway, but I can't let Xiao Xiaoxi lose face again!"
Jian Xi ran towards the toilet with a wad of toilet paper.
Wu Chengcheng knew what he was doing at a glance, and the corners of his speechless mouth twitched.
Before the filming, seeing Jian Xi suddenly grow up, Wang Yashan was anxious. He has always followed the route of a young boy, but this road is obviously not going to work. He was compared to a little boy with a bad face at the beginning, so he doesn't have to hang out in the circle.
So he hurried to the locker room and stuffed his socks in.
When the filming started, Jian Xi saw Wang Yashan holding a sling that was so big that it could swing things, swinging back and forth to show his muscles and arch his thighs, with a proud expression on his face.
Jane Xi: "..."
"So round, so impressive, and so long, he just had an emergency operation? Which famous doctor is so skilled in sewing? Please recommend!"
"..."
Wu Chengcheng pushed away Jian Xi's hairy head, and said indifferently, "I'm crazy about picking up trash, drag it out and chop it up."
——Everyone is on position, the filming is about to start!
The photographer yelled.
Wu Chengcheng returned an ok gesture, turned around and pushed Jian Xi into the range of the camera.
Jian Xi lamented that it was a good thing his cat-head underwear was high-waisted, otherwise the toilet paper inside might be exposed.
Just as he was lucky, the photographer stared at Jian Xi in the shooting equipment and shouted, "Pull! Pull down the panties!"
Jane Xi did so.
"Pull again."
"Ok."
"pull down."
"Uh-huh."
"Pull again."
"it is good."
"I still have to pull."
"..."
"It's not low enough."
"Keep pulling."
"Go on."
Looking at the photographer who was so excited that his face was flushed, Jane became angry, "You are a poop, poop, why don't you just take off your underwear and let you have a look."
Damn, just pull down his bag/bird's toilet paper and it's leaking!
Don't he want to lose face with Daxi and Xiaoxiaoxi?
The cameraman's face flushed from ye.
But he never dared to make any other excessive demands, and even apologized, and even put a thin layer of muscle on Jian Xi's white and tender belly in the finished photo.
Jian Xi was speechless, "I already have this thin layer of muscle on my belly."
"If you really want to express your apology," Jian Xi pointed to Xiao Xiaoxi in the picture, blushing and not panting, "then make the P here a little more three-dimensional."
The photographer swallowed hard, "...it's not good to seek truth from facts."
"I'm just seeking truth from facts!"
Photographer: "..."
……
Because the styles of the two kinds of underwear are different, Jian Xi and Wang Yashan were filmed separately in two studios. By the time Jian Xi finished shooting, Wang Yashan had already finished the work, and the milk tea he ordered was finally delivered slowly. coming.
Wang Yashan handed the milk tea to Jian Xi and Wu Chengcheng, and then praised with a smile, "Xi Zai is really talented."
Jian Xi was polite, waved her hands and said hastily, "It's no match for you brother, big birds can fly left and right."
Wang Yashan smiled awkwardly, "Ha, ha."
Jian Xi also smiled unnaturally, "Hey, hey."
The two fell silent.
Then they sipped milk tea tacitly together, and both of them decided never to mention this matter again.
Wu Chengcheng rolled his eyes at the side, muttering in his heart, they are obviously two little cowards, and they beat swollen birds to pretend to be fat, heck.
Just when both of them were embarrassed, Jian Xi discovered that the strong yin energy entangled in Wang Yashan's body had turned into a human figure, a middle-aged man.
The man looked at Wang Yashan in pain, with obsession, despair, and an indescribable hatred.
Jian Xi suddenly felt that the milk tea in her hand was not fragrant.
When he was still watching the man secretly, he saw Wang Yashan took out a bottle of orange spray and sprayed it on himself.
Smelling the strong fragrance, Jian Xi couldn't help taking a step back, "What kind of smell is this?"
Wang Yashan smiled and said, "There are a lot of mosquitoes in summer, and I don't know what is the reason for my blood type. Mosquitoes always bite me, and every time they bite, they bite seven or eight big bags. You know, how much we as artists pay attention to our body Skin, after all, will affect the shooting, so I will bring a bottle of mosquito repellent spray when I come out, and I will give you some too."
As he said that, Wang Yashan squirted at Jian Xi.
Jian Xi coughed a few times, she really couldn't stand the smell, she covered her nose and stretched out her hand to fan it back and forth, "No, no, I don't like this smell, you can spray it on yourself."
Wang Yashan withdrew his hand regrettably. After saying goodbye to Jian Xi, he followed the manager away.
Jane Xi looked at the painful man who was walking with him, her eyes were meaningful.
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