[Pirates] Intelligence dealers don't sell cute

The night is deep.

There is only a pale crescent moon that is extremely curved in the high sky, and there is no cloud in the sky. In the distance, the thick sea water and the sky stick together and become one piece, turning into an indistinguishable dark blue.

The weather is gradually stabilizing, which means that we are about to reach the first island in the route.It's much warmer here than it is in Upside Down Mountain.Because the island we are going to is Spring Island, it is warm and humid.However, even if it is stable, I still let the other pirates stay at their posts.In any case, the most terrible thing in the great route is the changeable climate.

Wrapped in a thin blanket, I curled up in the observation deck with a chart on my lap and a thermos with hot coffee standing beside me.I drew a circle on the chart with a red pencil, and there were only four words "Orange Islands" in the circle-this was our destination.

This island is not a big problem.

There are only ordinary small villages on the island, and there are orange trees all over the mountains and plains.The only thing to watch out for is the reefs around the archipelago.

However, if you want to save two days of records on this island, it may not be too smooth.Islands that can survive the great route have their own unique defense systems, and the Orange Islands are no exception.Although the information shows that the islanders are simple, hospitable and do not like to fight.But I'm afraid, no matter how enthusiastic people are, they won't welcome pirates—except for the bounty hunters at Whiskey Peak.

However, there is no solution to the problem.

If you want to go to the island, just buy their oranges.But this is also conditional: During the period on the island, everyone must be "polite and polite", and absolutely not allowed to do rude things such as swearing, fighting, or the like, otherwise they will be kicked out.

But this has become the biggest obstacle!

I really can't imagine what to do to convince Kidd to pay for oranges...

I can't even imagine how to make Kidd and his gang become "polite"...

"Ah, what a big head!" I rubbed my hair, maddened.

I think the red-haired hedgehog is more likely to bomb the Orange Islands directly than to endure the rules of going to the island.

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In this world, is there a reliable captain?

The sea current is very stable now, and the speed of the boat is not too fast. We will probably arrive after breakfast tomorrow.

So, I only have one morning to convince Kidd and the others.Simply let only the four of us go to the island, and the others should stay put and stand by.I hold my forehead.

Taking out the sliced ​​ham sausage, I picked up a cardboard box, took out the black phone bug ham sausage inside, and started feeding it.Looking at it's foodie-like face, I couldn't help but think: "Fortunately, I hid it secretly enough to prevent it from being discovered by Sakalski, or else I would have given him a lot of money."

"Since you have nothing to do in your spare time," I patted its head with my index finger, "Why don't you help me bug the phone bugs of the nearby navy."

It showed a troubled expression as usual.

"If you don't work hard, I will throw you into the great route now!" I threatened it viciously.

Hearing this, it raised its two antennae-like eyes instead, as if saying: "Throw it away! Who would believe that you would be willing to do so? Go get another black phone bug if you have the ability!" "

(─dish─)

I pulled the sausage out of its mouth and stared at it viciously.

With the threat from the sausage, it immediately became honest and looked at me pitifully.

"I'll give you ham sausage after you check the radio wave clearly." Now it's my turn to be proud, "Ah, why don't you just record it, maybe it will come in handy in the future."

Because I was also responsible for observing the surrounding environment, I only wore an earphone, and while studying the chart carefully, I gnawed on the slices of ham that I had cut, in order to urge the ham to work hard.

Soon, the noisy voice in the earphones gradually became clear.

"I heard that 'Desert Rose' is coming near here recently."

"Yes, I heard that they are going to be stationed at Orange Island, and that Warrant Officer Hibiscus seems to be very powerful."

"It's amazing! It's just a little girl's film. She dares to do anything wrong with the support of Lieutenant General Garp."

"It's true, after all, she's just a brat."

"I heard that Lieutenant General Karp gave her a warship this time and sent her here alone. He just wanted to 'gold-plate' her so that she could be promoted after returning to the headquarters."

"Tsk, it's really annoying."

"Well, anyway, Lieutenant Macedonian is ready to give her some color. Haha... I heard that she is still a great beauty..."

"Yeah, he's still the same as the lieutenant...he can't change the hobby of lolicon."

I really couldn't bear this dirty conversation, so I took off the earphones and threw them aside angrily.It's just that my action scared Ham Sausage, it thought I was dissatisfied with it.In order to prevent its ham sausage from being eaten by me, it looked at me with teary eyes, which made me feel a little bit unbearable.

"Here, it's all for you, I won't grab it. But don't drool!"

Seeing its two eyes moving up and down at high frequency, I safely piled up the remaining ham sausage strips in front of it.

Picking up the kettle, I took a few sips of hot coffee.Staring at the chart in a daze, he suddenly remembered the conversation just now.

"I really don't know who is righteous and who is evil in this world..."

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Looking at the frying pan in front of me, it was a bit mushy, yellow, and the oil was obviously added to make it look oily, and there was a pile of undissolved salty unidentified objects on the top (it was only after I studied for a long time that I found this product. It turned out to be an omelette).I really wanted to tell Kidd: "I'm not hungry."

Looking at the red-haired hedgehog secretly, I found that this guy was also hesitating between "eat or not". He poked the fried egg with a fork, obviously not wanting to eat, but he didn't want to starve. mouth.

"Eustace," Ivan said first, frowning, "Isn't there a serious chef in your group?"

"Call me, Captain!" Kidd finally found someone to vent his anger on, turned his head and roared.

"..." Ivan shook, and then his "fried egg" fell to the ground. He still frowned, picked up the napkin, picked up the fried egg, and threw it into the trash can naturally.Then he showed an expression of "ah, that's great, you don't have to eat this kind of thing".

I looked at the spread of "fried eggs" on my plate again, and began to think about how to "naturally" throw it to the ground.

"I said, Kidd," Shui Cao said suddenly, "let's change the chef."

The few of us at the dinner table held our breath, waiting for Kidd to speak.

"Okay." Unexpectedly, Kidd readily agreed without saying a word.

"Don't bring double standards like yours!! It's not right for people!!" Aiwen snarled with his face twisted.

"Hey, Kidd, let's talk about the business." One second before Kidd's attack, I diverted his attention in time and saved Mr. Fox who was about to kill himself.

"Huh?" The red-haired hedgehog put down his fork, intending to ignore Mr. Fried Egg.

"We will arrive at the first island soon." I deliberately pushed the fried egg away, then wiped the table with a rag, and spread out the chart.

"So what?" Kidd was a little annoyed, obviously hating to care about these things.

"You are the captain," I rubbed my forehead, "Anyway, I still need to understand a little bit about these things."

"What do you want me to do?" He cut to the point.

"It's not difficult to get close to the Orange Islands. The point is to keep records after landing on the island. In short, I plan to park King Ming on the edge of the island this time. You, me, Kira, and Aiwen, four people go to the island, and everyone else stays. Stand by on board, and Yasha and Bruce will guard the ship."

"And then?" He frowned slightly, a little impatiently.

"In short, I hope everyone will stop making trouble, especially you and Kira!" I was a little angry, "If you want to fight, you can go to other islands to mess around. It's just not on this island."

"Why?" He looked into my eyes with interest.

"Because there is a 'Warrant Officer Hibiscus' who will be stationed in the Orange Islands these days, and behind her is Vice Admiral Karp. It is not good for us to get into trouble with such a person just after entering the great route." I put away the sea Figure, move it with emotion and reason (pseudo!) Explain it to Kidd.

"...Okay." After all, Kidd was the overlord of the South China Sea before, so he can still tell which is more important.

"Kidd, you are the best~" After solving the biggest problem, I breathed a sigh of relief and rubbed against his coat to act cute.

"... Hurry up and take your helm!" A certain hedgehog frowned again.

"Yes." I was helpless.

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The main island in the archipelago is surrounded by steep cliffs facing the sea on three sides, and there is only one crescent-shaped bay where ships can berth and be used as a port.But above all on the bay was a dense cluster of squat dwellings, the dwellings of the bounty hunters.This is the unique defense system of the Orange Islands: use bounty hunters to get rid of malicious pirates.It is like a symbiotic system of gobies and spear shrimps.Further to the distance, it is a small village where the residents live.At the end, there is a very impactful orange grove.The leaves of the orange trees form a deep green ocean, and the golden oranges are as dense as stars, floating in this ocean.

As soon as King Ming approached the harbor, several small boats that had been prepared earlier formed an encirclement circle, and the bounty hunters on board all pointed their guns at us vigilantly.

"We're here to buy oranges." I stood on the bow and shouted down.

I saw someone who seemed to be the leader on a small boat looking at me. After a while, he waved his hand to signal his subordinates to withdraw.

"It's done!" I jumped off the bow with a smile, and said OK to Kidd, but unexpectedly I got a big chestnut from him.

"QAQ."

"Who told you to stand on the bow!? That's my place!" He threw down a sentence and walked away.

"QAQ. I want to change jobs..."

After arranging the affairs, Kidd took us off the boat.

After sailing for so long, it was the first time I set foot on land. I was a little uncomfortable, and my feet were a little weak.

"If not, do you want to go back to King Ming first?" The red-haired hedgehog "kindly" comforted him, but there was a gloating smile on his face.

"QAQ. Didn't you just step on your wolf head... What are you doing..."

"Don't fight, don't swear!" I told the three of them carefully.

"Whispering! How many times have you said it?" Kidd walked away, "It's just a small island. FU..." He just said halfway, and I jumped up and covered his mouth.

"Well, Crone, you really look like a koala now." Mr. Water Grass complained calmly, and put on a mask.

"Instead of making trouble here, it's better to go to a hotel to solve the problem of lunch and accommodation at night." Aiwen looked helplessly at our offline trio (hey!).

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"Hi Lieutenant Macedonian, I'm Mujin." She straightened her short hair on her forehead and performed a standard military salute.

"Oh~Warrant Officer Hibiscus~Please sit down~" The WS-looking man had a disgusting smile on his face.

Hibiscus frowned, but did not attack.

"Orange Island, is this a place where I can show my talents?"

"It's been so long, compared to when I was weak and weak at that time, have I become stronger now?"

The author has something to say: Ah, let me go, I finally finished writing...

Well, for the next plot, we still have to make a detailed outline... [Yuanmu]

A bit big-headed and said... [Pull the corner of the clothes]

Ah, in short, regarding "Warrant Officer Hibiscus", let me remind you, he is actually an old acquaintance.

The next chapter will solve the mystery.

Also, regarding the ham sausage, I hope everyone has not forgotten it, after all, he is a cute thing~

Well, my generation can't do it anymore, I can't keep my eyes open...

Anyway, that's it, good night, Minasan~