[Pirates] Intelligence dealers don't sell cute

In the silent midnight, the conference room of the naval station on Cristi Island was brightly lit.

Major General Aiwen put Eustaskid's reward order on the table, and introduced the reason for rushing to hold the meeting and the purpose of the meeting:

"The newly-emerged pirate Eustace Kidd in the South China Sea led his pirate group to attack Colonel Spade's branch stationed on Grave Island a few hours ago. The reason is unknown." Ivan pushed the glasses frame with his index finger, "However, based on Eustace's recent movements and actions, I estimate that he may simply want to confront the navy or show off his force."

"According to statistics, Eustaskid has destroyed two naval divisions so far: Wind Island and Tomb Island. He destroyed 37 naval patrol ships, plundered 77 cargo ships, and slaughtered about 600 navy and civilians. He picked up his teacup and took a sip gracefully. A navy soldier shouted a report outside the meeting room. After getting permission, he came in and handed a package of documents to Ivan. The officer reports:

"The soldiers have completed their investigation. They have just finished dealing with the fire on Grave Island. The naval garrison on Grave Island was razed to the ground, and all the property was robbed by pirates. All the garrison navy, including Colonel Spade, died in the line of duty." He lowered his head slightly, and pushed the mirror frame again, with a serious and dignified expression.

"This is the on-site photos and materials brought back by the soldiers." He distributed the documents in his hand to the participants, and the meeting room fell into dead silence, and everyone was silently flipping through the documents in their hands.

"Increase Eustace Kid's reward to [-] million! A new arrest warrant will be printed tomorrow morning." Sakaski put his elbows on the table, resting his head on his crossed hands, frowning .

"Why are the newcomers getting more and more arrogant recently? One by one is more difficult to deal with." An older officer muttered to himself.Several officers beside him also discussed in low voices.

"With all due respect, I don't think we can keep silent even though they are!" Aiwen made a suggestion in an unobtrusive manner. His official position is considered very high in this meeting-second only to Lieutenant General Sakaski.Therefore, his words still have a certain weight.

With no agreement or objection, the meeting fell silent again.

"However, how are we going to annihilate them?" A colonel finally expressed his concerns, "The pirates occupy the ocean, and their whereabouts are uncertain, not to mention that Eustace is a devil fruit capable person, and the combat effectiveness of the entire pirate group cannot be underestimated." .and it is very difficult for us to effectively combat them.”

Sakaski didn't speak, he waited quietly for Ivan's answer.

Ai Wen, as a young and promising new force of the navy, has already reached the position of major general at a young age, and he is indeed a formidable young man.Although he is not capable, his personal strength is not inferior at all, and he is resourceful.He made many strange moves to arrest many evil pirates.Now works for Sakaski as his second-in-command.

"I have an idea," Ivan looked at Sakaski, and the latter expressed his affirmation without a trace, so he continued with confidence.

"There are two more troublesome figures recently: KILLER, the warrior killer, and CLOWN, the intelligence dealer."

Hearing Kraun's name, Sakaski was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly remembered the "Y" who always disclosed the most vicious pirate information to the navy.

"Why don't we use them?" He provoked a sly smile, proudly like a good hunter.

"As the saying goes, when the snipe and the clam fight, the fisherman benefits. In this way, we can kill three birds with one stone and eliminate the villains who are 'on the 'Honor Roll' of No. [-] Nanhaitou." His The eyebrows and eyes are smiling a bit evil.

Sakaski clapped his hands, the satisfaction on his face needless to say.

"I will leave this matter to you, Aiwen, and I hope you will not let me down."

"Yes." Ai Wen gave a military salute, and couldn't wait to start setting his own trap.

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"I'm going out now." I yelled goodbye to Betty, who was concentrating on painting in the study, and the waterweed, who was lazily wrapped in a quilt and lying on the sofa watching TV. "Also, don't worry about me for dinner. I probably won't be back until tomorrow morning." I was carrying a backpack full of drawing tools, notebooks, a pot of hot coffee, and a blanket, and was about to go out.

"Big sister, bring this!" Rarely, Betty was willing to throw down the paintbrush, took a pack of ham sausage from the refrigerator and stuffed it for me.When I was moved to tears, she honestly "tricked" the reason:

"Because if you don't eat enough, sister, you will starve to death. If you are hungry, you will not be able to work. If you can't work, you won't make money. If you can't make money, Betty will starve to death...QAQ"

"Oh, you are 'not coming home at night', you are a big mistake that should definitely be beaten to death by your parents..." Shui Cao leisurely threw out a sentence, especially because of his self-proclaimed "parent" attitude. I was dizzy, dazed, and hit the door frame...

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"Shut up! (───)" I angrily rubbed the big bump on my forehead.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm getting angry." He threw potato chips into his mouth, staring straight at the TV screen.

"You have to eat carefully, don't choke to death!" I glared at him, "By the way, I bought the potato chips, you eat a piece of [-] Baileys!"

"Ahem..." Before slamming the door and leaving, I was content to listen to him beating his chest desperately and coughing desperately.

The last trip to Fengdao cost me a lot of money, plus the super edible aquatic plants and Betty, the inventory began to decrease day by day... So, for someday, I will end up with a debt because of these two guys The sad reminder ENDING of sleeping on the streets with debts, the only way out is to work hard to make money.

I received a list this morning, and the other party asked me to sort out the information about the map of the Navy’s West Port, as well as the time and frequency of the Navy’s changing of the guard tonight.For this kind of business that needs to stay up all night, in view of the climate of Christie, I am quite big-headed, and I originally wanted to reject it, but the other party offered a price of 9000 million Baileys in one go, so I can only be very spineless took over.

At dusk, the number of pedestrians on the street gradually decreased.With my unremarkable appearance, I gradually approached the west port without being noticed by others.

When passing by the public phone bug, I slapped my forehead and suddenly remembered: Shit, I forgot to bring the phone bug, and I have to tell the water plants to eat the leftovers in the refrigerator today!Otherwise, that prodigal son will definitely take Betty to ignore Mr. Leftover Rice and happily cook a new meal...

Someone was already on the phone in the phone booth, so I could only wait for him quietly outside.When I was bored, I started to secretly look at that person.

Wearing clothes that are more ordinary than mine, with a thin and tall body, long pink hair tied into a ponytail, but hanging down to his waist, with his back to me, and the pure white spectacle frame on the bridge of his nose can be vaguely seen.

Apart from the hair color, there is nothing strange about it.But I can't help but look at her a few more times, somehow feeling that she gives me a slightly different feeling from other people.

A little worried, I closed my eyes and secretly used my knowledge.

Helpless, it seems that even knowledgeable people have the idea of ​​spurning me to peep into other people's privacy, I can only vaguely hear a few words:

"...Room 202... Be sure... not to miss..."

Room 202?

I chewed this word over and over again, as if I had heard it somewhere.

When I was trying my best to listen to a few more words, unexpectedly the person hung up the phone and came out. I hurriedly pretended to be serious.Her long pink hair swept across my cheeks, I raised my head (...) and glanced at her displeasedly, and she looked back at me without guilt at all, with a low voice, very dragging:

"Why, haven't you seen long pink hair?"

It was fine if he didn't speak, but when he opened his mouth, I was so startled that I wanted to bang my head on the glass wall of the phone booth.

Why is this man a man? !

He rolled his eyes like he saw an idiot, and walked away displeased.

Long pink hair, looks like a fake girl, but is actually a very masculine guy, where did he seem to have heard of such a person?

I wonder if I lost my memory or something... I feel familiar but I can't remember it...

After the phone call, I asked a few more words with excessive worry.As a result, Kira spit out a sharp and poisonous tongue...

Really, aquatic plants are really heartless!

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Taking advantage of the darkness, I wrapped up a big black cotton coat, put on a big hat, and found a recess in the west port that was covered by weeds and got into it.

Take the things out of the backpack and arrange them meticulously: fold the blankets and lay them on the ground; put the backpack at hand; put the painting tools in a special thickened sponge pad to prevent damage; put the water bottle where I can never kick it Go to a safe place, this is an important supply that will determine whether I will freeze to death!Speaking of which, when I was working once before, I had no experience. When I was sleepy, I kicked over the kettle very smartly, but fortunately it was almost dawn at that time, otherwise I would definitely be frozen to death...

SA, after a simple layout, this place will officially become my temporary work place for Kraun!

Pulling out a piece of drawing paper, taking advantage of the fact that the navy returned to the garrison for dinner, and there was no chance of changing the guard, I quickly drew a map of the West Port, checked it carefully and modified it a little, then carefully rolled it up and put it on a wooden board. in the long box.First mission done!

With the help of a miniature telescope hanging around my neck, I began to observe the movements of the marines.The scope of scouting, the number of people, habits, etc. must be recorded one by one, and there must be no sloppy.Compared with the watch with accurate travel time, carefully write down the time in the notebook.Don't dare to neglect in the slightest, because this is the real deal.If there is any discrepancy between the information and the reality, and the word of mouth is ruined, how can I solve the ration problem of the two (pseudo) pets at home?

Ah, speaking of rations, aquatic plants seem to have never received any employment.

Anyway, I haven't seen him rushing about because of this matter, I really don't understand the hardships of raising a family!

hire...

I was stunned suddenly, I seemed to have seen an article about aquatic plants in "Underground Information" before...

Room 202!

I broke out in a cold sweat!

No, after finishing work and returning home, we must solve this problem!I wiped the sweat from my palms casually on my coat, gripped the pencil tightly, calmed down, and continued to record.

In the middle of the night, the cold wind blew through the grass with ease, and I huddled and poured myself a cup of coffee with white mist, which not only drove the cold away but also relieved my sleepiness.Rubbing his hands that were about to become stiff, he picked up the pen and continued writing.It's just that the font is getting more and more scribbled.

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Kidd squeezed the neck of the wine bottle in his hand, nestled in the narrow observation deck, not afraid of the cold.

"Boss Kidd, don't drink cold wine." Brusser stepped into the observation deck with a flattering expression, holding a bottle of hot wine.Kidd had to move to make room for him.

The two were silent, just drinking one cup after another under the darkness of night.

"Did you know Kraun before?" The red-haired hedgehog broke the silence suddenly, with a dull voice.

"Crown?" He was a little dazed.

"It's the little girl who performed stepping on the ball that year." The red-haired hedgehog added drunkenly with blushing cheeks.

"Oh... so she is Klauen..." Bruce suddenly realized.

"Don't you know?" Kidd was a little puzzled.

"Well, Boss Kidd, at that time in the circus, everyone had no names." Bruce said in a calm tone, stating a past that seemed to have nothing to do with him.

"Then do you know her past?" Kidd knew his task tonight, and put down the bottle with great self-control.Stand up and simply sit on the wooden board on the edge of the observation deck, looking at the dark ocean.The flying pirate flag was pitch black, without any iconic patterns—because he was still stubbornly waiting for her to draw it.

"She," Bruce also stood up, "a long time ago, the owner of the circus picked it up on a small island that was plundered by pirates."

"That's it..." The red-haired hedgehog thought of Serbia, who had suffered the same fate, and wondered how she escaped safely when she was so weak?

"But to be honest," Bruce said in a low tone, "I don't like her very much, and I even hate her."

"Why?" Kidd was a little surprised.

"I don't know." Bruce lowered his head, as if he was tired, "I just feel that her temperament doesn't suit me."

The snoring started, and Kidd shook his head. Under the influence of alcohol, he became more energetic, and observed the surrounding environment with a binoculars.

The author has something to say: Oh hehe...

Speaking of Ivan's image,

Minasan can refer to the masculine version of Sal Apollo in BLEACH...

Welcome to brainstorm by yourself~

Grave Island will also have a role in the future~[laughs]

Speaking of which, tomorrow is Mizucao-kun's birthday~

Let's have a birthday celebration!

Let's try our best to get out before midnight...

[sighs] Alexander...

But what should I write to celebrate my birthday... [Stay]

☆、【Extra】Kira's Birthday

Early in the morning, Kira got up in line with the good habit of "refusing to sleep in".It turned out to be an unexpected discovery: the two people who usually didn't sleep until noon had disappeared, and what was even more surprising was that they even folded the quilts neatly.It is true that the sun rises simultaneously from the four directions of east, west, north, south...

He stood in front of the bed for a while, but didn't find a single word of the message.After thinking about it, I decided to ignore them and make some breakfast by myself.

Kira couldn't even think about cooking by himself before meeting Kraun.Because he didn't have any hope for his cooking skills.

When she once lived in a certain family's house, Kira couldn't help itching when she saw the hostess's superb cooking skills.After all, it looks like it's just chopping vegetables, then throwing them into the pot and stirring them, adding some messy (...) things.So he was brain-dead, so he volunteered enthusiastically: Let me make this lunch.

The biggest problem is that the hostess is too gentle, so she agrees with a soft heart, but she should reflect: this decision is definitely the worst of all the decisions she has made in her life.The result is no less than the simultaneous detonation of the hydrogen bombs x66 (plus their various nuclear radiation threats in the future).

The hostess put down the kitchen knife, wiped her hands, handed everything over to Kira, and went out to go shopping happily.

After she came back, the hand holding the bag loosened unconsciously, and the expression that had been smiling all the time was stiff, because what she saw was such a scene that she would never forget in this life:

A frozen octopus was held by the hostess' two sons as a weapon, and they turned up and down in the living room and beat it back and forth.The beige sofa cover has distinct black footprints, and the coffee table was overthrown by the eldest son and used as a "position".

But that's not the most exciting thing.

Half of the husky raised at home got out of the open refrigerator door, and it can be guessed that its head should have been stuffed into the freezer with a temperature below zero.The stiff and motionless body made the mistress cover her mouth and wail.

But that's not even the most exciting thing.

The hostess's most beloved white Persian cat is rolling in the boiling blue soup at the moment, the flame of the gas stove has scorched the edge of the pot black, and a large can of imported milk powder is all scattered on the cutting board, and there is still water in the milk powder can. Stirring what looked like a tropical fish taken out of a fishbowl.

But it's still not the most exciting thing.

Kira knelt down on one knee, and with his left hand pressed a fish whose tail was still beating, but could not find the "head" at all, to the floor.The sickle held tightly in his left hand was spinning rapidly, and blood-red juice and unidentified paste continuously flew out from the knife, and large blood flowers were sprayed on the clean white tiles in the kitchen.

When something that looked like a fish-eye ball flew down at the hostess' feet with blood, she completely collapsed.

Kira put down the fish in his hand, and calmly wiped the knife with a paper towel. He was very innocent, and at the same time, he began to explain:

"Ah, you say them," he pointed to the two children who played the role of the devil in the living room, his tone was flat, "because they said they always wanted to play with 'that long thing' in the refrigerator, but their mother wouldn't let them move. , Seeing how pitiful they are, I took it for them to play with."

The hostess began to slump down and beat the ground. 【Frozen hairtail can ruin a family...】

"This dog?" He was as proud as if he had done a good thing that should be rewarded, "It was squatting in the yard, sticking out its tongue, looking very hot, to help it, so I stuffed it in the refrigerator, you See how cool it is now."

The hostess began to kneel and cry. 【That is already dead...】

"Persian cat?! I didn't cook that kind of thing." He looked bewildered, and after a while he suddenly realized, "I saw that it liked the tropical fish in the fish tank, so I fished one for it. It must be it After putting the tropical fish in the milk powder can, slipped and fell into the pot and drowned. Let’s boil it now.”

The hostess began to scratch the floor with her slender fingers. 【My poor baby...】

"As for this fish," he glanced at it disdainfully, with a look of pride on his face, "before I dared to disobey Lao Tzu's words and surrender obediently to death, so I strangled it in a fit of anger."

The hostess started grabbing the floor with her head. [A bloody case caused by stubbornness...]

Finally, the hostess bowed to Kira with disheveled hair and blood on her head (it was just kowtowed):

"Please, can you get out of my house now?!"

To test the oil temperature, Kira smashed the egg by the side of the pot, and it hit the pot beautifully. After a while, she skillfully turned it over.This is how delicious fried eggs are born.

The reason why he can improve so quickly in a short period of time is entirely thanks to Kraun.She said she would never cook every day, so Kira was caught.

"Kira-kun, it doesn't matter if you don't do well, you can take your time, I will never mind. But..." Kira didn't dare to look directly at the woman's smile, and felt a chill all over her body, " The money for wasting ingredients will be charged to your account."

In order not to incur a few more crushing debts for no reason, Kira, who is well versed in Crohn's accounting methods, can only listen carefully and operate carefully.But even so, I still pressed a lot of red handprints on many strange IOUs...

After washing the dishes, there was still no sign of Kraun and Betty.Kira poured herself a glass of cold beer, nestled on the sofa boredly, flipping through a magazine.

The phone bug rang suddenly, and Kira subconsciously jumped up to answer it.This habit has been developed since I was seven seconds late in answering Kraun's call last time, and I got an extra bill of 700 million out of thin air.

"Ki, Kira..." was Crohn's intermittent voice, accompanied by gunshots, "I'm in some trouble, can you, can you come?"

"Where are you?!" He grabbed the microphone and stood up.

"In the tavern in Donggang." She hung up after finishing a sentence.

Without hesitation, Kira put on a mask and ran towards the east port with a knife.

Although he was usually noisy and talked about hating that woman who loves money, in fact, he had already regarded her as a companion.

First, he can rest assured that his back is handed over to her companion.

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"Sister, is this really okay meow?" Betty tugged on my sleeve anxiously.

"What's wrong?" I asked her back with a smile, put away the pistol and phone bug and went back to the tavern.

That's right, this is purely a scene I directed and acted~ because today is the birthday of that aquatic plant.So, in the early morning, I dragged Betty to get up and ran to the uncle quietly.

"Klauen, how about you take a look at this cake?" The uncle carried a big box and put it in the private room.

"Well," I nodded, hugged my shoulders in great satisfaction, and smiled sinisterly, "It's enough to push Mr. Suicao down here."

"... Scared." Betty hid in the corner in horror.

"Hey, Klauen, you'd better learn to be moderate. If you make a fuss about me, uncle, how can I deal with it?" The uncle blamed.

"Hey..." I smiled evilly and said nothing.

"... Scared." Another one hid in a corner.

There was a bang, and there was a commotion in the hall. The uncle was really frightened this time, and hurried out to have a look.

After the uncle left, I quickly closed the door.He poured ketchup on his head and splashed a bottle of red ink on his chest.

"We'll see your acting skills later!" Pulling Betty and giving him a thumbs up, I lay down on the sofa with a bang, and stuck a folding dagger into my chest.

【the other side】

Kira kicked open the door of the tavern and rushed in.

"Klauen, get out of here!" He yelled at the people in the room, feeling extremely nervous in his heart.

"She's here." The uncle had no choice but to adjust to a sad expression because of Kira's excesses, and then dragged Kira and ran inside.

"Crown, she..." Kira's heart rose.

"Look for yourself..." The uncle opened the door of the private room with a sad face, and after opening a crack just right, he lowered his head and couldn't bear to look again.

Kira was trembling, it was the first time in his life that he was so anxious and afraid, the hand that pushed the door trembled unnaturally.

Betty was crying bitterly on Crohn's body, with a shining dagger stuck in her chest, her clothes were stained red with blood, and her head was also covered in blood.

"Hey...Klauen..." He threw away the scythe in his hand in a daze, and stepped forward to her side.He leaned over and probed again, but he was not breathing at all. "You bastard...Hey, wake up!" The cheeks covered by the mask were already full of tears.

He actually cried, the cold and cruel monster-like killer actually cried.

Betty's complexion was a little strange, she pushed the motionless Crohn, and "whispered" something in her ear:

"Sister, what's wrong with you? Didn't you agree to push brother into the cake now?"

Kira turned into petrification, her tears dried up in an instant, the veins on her forehead popped up, and she felt angry in her heart!

"Damn it! How dare you lie to me, Kraun!" I felt a little more fortunate for no reason.

"But...fortunately, I was just being lied to, not the truth."

Only to hear Crane raise his hand weakly:

"Hurry up, send me to the hospital, shit, I took the wrong knife, I inserted it for real!!"

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"Tell me what to do." Kira was playing with the scythe in his hand, glaring viciously at me who made the fake come true, and now I have a few rounds of white gauze tightly wrapped around my chest.

"Actually, I just wanted to give you a surprise..." I lowered my head and played with the bow at the joint of the gauze. That perverted nurse insisted on tying me up like this.

"Surprise your sister!" he growled.He didn't want others to know that he was crying if he was beaten to death.

"It's a big deal, I'll deduct [-] million in debt for you..." I had no confidence at all, and started to use money to lure me.

"Hmph, don't think that this is enough..." He pretended not to care, but he was actually waiting for me to raise the price.

"Two hundred million?" I interrupted him, but unexpectedly, a brain-damaged man stretched out three fingers...

"Three hundred million! Deal!" He snapped a photo of my hand.

"Eh? Brother, why is your mask wet inside?" Betty sat on the sofa and played with the mask of water plants.

"I just accidentally fell into the water..." He blushed.

"Then why isn't the rest of the mask wet?" Betty continued to open the wound innocently.

"No reason!" His face turned even redder.

I turned my head and saw what Betty said, the wet part is the cheek, I smiled and didn't expose the proud aquatic plants.

"What an idiot waterweed..."

His own tears fell first.The water plants jumped up suddenly, I just felt dizzy, and then fell into the cake with a thud.

"Kira, you bastard! The doctor said, don't put cream on the wound!"

"Oh, why are you so careless, Klauen?" His ability to pretend to be stupid has obviously been perfected.

But he forgot one thing, in our camp, there is Betty...

Gudong...

So I was honored to see the water plants soaked in cream that day.

The author has something to say: Yohohoho, February 2nd is the birthday of aquatic plants~

This chapter was written hastily, and I rushed it out tonight...

[Bow] Also, Minasang Duoduo Haihan...

Speaking of the red-haired hedgehog's birthday last time, I was in class and had a final exam the next day, so I didn't catch up...

It's a pity... [knocking on the wall]

Puff, so there is no more,

Good night Minasan~

PS. I hate Jinjiang... I clearly said at midnight yesterday...

In the end, it was drawn, and we re-edited it... [Knock on the wall]