[Pirates] Intelligence dealers don't sell cute

The weather was fine, and the bored aquatic plants were lying on the edge of the boat, sticking their hair into the water and stirring them around.

"What are you doing?" I handed him a cup of hot cocoa, but he ignored me again, damn arrogant waterweed! (─dish─)

"Hey, I said Crane, do you know that in the far east, there is a country called China." He still teased the fish swimming in the water with his long aquatic plants, er no, his hair.

"And then? What do you want to say?" I sat beside him helplessly, drinking the cup of hot cocoa I had prepared for the water plants.

"They, there's a saying: the wisher takes the bait." He had promised not to wear a mask when he was around me, so I could see him staring into the water.

"You mean, you are using your hair as a baitless 'hook' now? Do you want to catch some fish to improve your food?" I found myself unable to understand the thinking of aquatic plants.

"No..." He looked negative, "I just wanted to catch a legendary 'golden fish' to pay off your debt..."

A firework exploded in the sky.

"Water plants! Hurry up and row the boat! There is business!" I hurriedly stood up and put away the empty cup.

"Why am I paddling..." He looked so negative.

"This is also part of repaying the debt!" I ordered him with my arms akimbo.

Why do you ask Kira to owe me money?It's not easy!This guy spent so much medical bills, wrecked my home and ended up ordering a bunch of extravagant dishes!

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"Since you've heard the story, then give me back the mask, I should go." Mr. Water Grass patted his buttocks and planned to oil the soles of his feet after he had eaten and drunk.

"Hey..." I smiled like a monster that eats people and doesn't spit out bones, "You can't go... Kira-kun..."

"Come, come, let's settle the bill." I pulled out the chair for the water plant, pressed his shoulders, and let him sit on the chair.

Sitting back in my seat, I took out my notebook from my backpack, put the sound shell in my pocket on the table, and turned on the recording mode.

"First of all, I rescued you who were drowned and seriously injured. It took a lot of my energy. The money will be counted later." I wrote on the paper with a brush as I said.

"After that, in order to reassure the doctor to save you, I gave him a tip of 3000 yuan, which will also be credited to your account."

"Again, your surgery fee, medicine fee, five days in advanced ward, um..." I tapped on the calculator, "The total is 35 Baileys. Here, here is the receipt from the hospital."

"Hey, hello! I didn't even pay for the high-end ward for an hour, why did 'five days' come up!" Waterweed jumped up.

"Eido, this gentleman, the thing is this: because the dean said at the time that he would be 'stayed in the hospital for observation' for a period of time, and he said that living in an advanced ward would help your wound recover, so I paid the room fee for five days Yo." I smiled and listed the reasons.

"..." Decadent sat down.

[In the first round of duel, Kraun won! V]

"Also, in order to avoid the navy that was chasing you, I jumped from the seventh floor. Although I didn't hurt anything seriously, my arms and legs still hurt from the fall." I looked aggrieved, "In addition to carrying You, you will clean up the house later, and toss my expenses, the total is... [-] million." I spit out an astronomical figure without changing my face.

"Hey! How can it be so expensive!" Aquatic plants rose again.

"Oh, sir, don't you know that it is very expensive to hire Crane?" I pretended to be surprised.

"..." He threw his head on the table decadently, not looking at my evil face.

[The second round of duel, Kraun won! V]

"In the end, the furniture you destroyed, plus your extravagant super-luxury dinner, is a total of [-] Berries." I still maintain a well-bred smile.

"Hey! You mean that your broken house is worth [-] million yuan!?" Mr. Shuicao couldn't bear it.

"Ah, sir, don't you know that although these furniture are not of high value, they have been with me for a long time! You have feelings, dear! Time and affection are priceless!" Lay down on the table.

[In the third round of the decisive battle, Kraun won again! V]

"So..." I quickly typed a few numbers on the calculator, "the total is... 36 Baileys." I pushed the IOU in front of him, handed him a pen, Indicated that it was time for him to sign.

"What if I don't admit my debt!" The aquatic plants suddenly became full of vitality, and a carp straightened up, staring straight at me.

I clicked off the top of the sound shell.

"Come, come, let's settle accounts..." My voice came out of the sound shell, seeing Mr. Mizucao's complexion getting worse and worse, I took out another sound shell without sympathy.

"Well, how much is the white rice..." When I heard a "default", Mr. Suicao was like a frozen corpse, letting me slaughter it.

"I know you don't have any money, so why don't you just work here with me~ I just need a bodyguard~ Believe me, you can fight with me, it won't be boring..." Pressed hard on the ink pad, and then stamped a bright fingerprint on the IOU...

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"Oh? It's an acquaintance..." I smiled and put away my domineering look.

"Speaking of which, where did your tones come from?" Mr. Waterweed, who was sweating profusely, unbuttoned his shirt, but continued rowing helplessly.

"Ah, well," I said, in a good mood, and began to babble, "a man named Gol D Roger gave it to me many years ago."

"Pfft...you will be condemned by the 'One Piece'!" Waterweed was furious.

"Hee hee..." I looked at Mr. Waterweed's serious face, and laughed so hard that my stomach hurts, "Actually, Shanks gave it to me."

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"Shanks, isn't this a shell?" I pointed to the small shells in Shanks' palm.

"This is not an ordinary shell, Crone." Shanks laughed and patted my head.

"Eh?"

"This is the sound shell from the sky island in the great route." He took my hand, "Come on, try pressing the top of the shell."

With a sound of Kata, a voice came from the shell, "Shanks..."

"Oh!" I snatched a red shell and shouted loudly: "Shanks is the stupid captain!"

"Hey...why are you talking about me..." Shanks was helpless.

"This is still a rare shellfish." Beckman looked at his own captain who was drawing a circle, and added leisurely, "Even if this kind of shell is broken, the sound will not disappear, and it will always echo in the fragments."

"Beckman, didn't you lie to me?" I lifted the shell and looked at it in the sun, but I didn't find any difference.

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But now, I am convinced that Beckman was telling the truth.

For, listen, the red shard, whispered all the time on the red string around my neck:

"Shanks is the stupid captain..."

"Hey, why are you in a daze?" Waterweed had already put on her mask, holding a sickle in her hand, and pulled me up the ladder on the pirate ship.

"Meet you again, Klauen!" San Riyue pulled out her knife briskly, "You bastard, you sold us false information last time!"

"I don't have one." I spread my hands innocently.

"Then why were we caught by the ambush navy!" He swung his knife and pointed at me.

"Because..." I raised my eyebrows and smiled, "What you want is information on infiltrating the naval base, not information on security intrusion."

"You, you!" He stammered angrily.

"Oh, by the way, why did you release it so soon?" I was a little puzzled.

"Because, because..." Before Sankaiyue had time to defend herself, an honest pirate next to her told the truth:

"Because the navy mistook Boss Sanriyue and released him as someone else..."

After a bang, I made a sign of the cross on my chest for the frank and lenient pirate...Go all the way...

"Anyway, I will never let you go lightly today! Klauen!" He ordered, and the impatient pirates swarmed up.

"Kira, I'll leave it to you." I also waved my hand, gave an order, and released the beast——Mr. Waterweed!

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"Hey, hello, I want to report that there is a pirate who escaped from prison not far from the northern port of Christi, um, it's called Crescent Moon... Also, please put the bounty in Christi's In the tavern, thank you...well, yes, it's our duty."

Waterweed looked at me twitching and hung up the phone.

"Is it necessary for you to search like this?" He glanced at the gold, silver and jewels in the boat, which was the "reward" that Sanriyue gave us just now~

"Of course." I smiled, "Crown's rule is: never let one go!"

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