[Full-time] Let go of that boss and let brother come

For a senior high school dog who is about to take the college entrance examination, large and small exams are already an indispensable daily activity.Unfortunately, Ye You caught up with a month-long self-guided trip to Glory Mainland the night before the monthly exam.Not to mention whether Ye You had a good time this month, the result was very obvious: the second day Ye You woke up, she sat in the examination room facing the white test papers, her face was ashen, her eyes were dull, and her eyes were dull.

Looking around, the topic seems familiar.

...find trigonometric functions...arithmetic series...

...the significance of Solon's reforms in Athens...

...the block and the plank slide together...find the velocity when sliding out...

…the essence of dialectics is…

.........

A month ago, this would have been a piece of cake.But now...they are all shenmegui!

Ye You really wanted to bang his head on the desk in the examination room and knock himself out!Putting down the pen with difficulty, she just wanted to say one thing to the owner of the bookstore: A five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation luxury gift package... Can I get a discount?

Just after midnight, Ye You lay down in a pile of Wusanli and wrote quickly.Helpless sleepiness swept over, Ye You desperately propped up his eyelids, nodded his head little by little, while murmuring "I can't sleep", but leaned on the table.In the end, he couldn't help the drowsiness and fell into a deep sleep.

Waking up again, Ye You unexpectedly found herself lying on the bed in the cabin.Thinking about the luxurious May [-]rd gift bag that she was still swiping before going to bed, Ye You wanted to cry but felt annoyed.If she stayed for another month this time, she might as well not take the college entrance examination after returning home, and just go to work on the floor tiles.

When Ye You was full of rage, she suddenly saw the "backpack" icon flashing on the screen.So three seconds later, Hei Mu's hands appeared out of thin air.Trembling, Ye You turned a page, and it turned out that she just bought the ones, and the previous drafts were still on it!

If any player can see Hei Mu's expression at this time, he will definitely have a deep understanding of his complicated inner world.Let’s use a popular analogy: You bought a lot of lottery tickets with the pocket money you saved, and you found out that you won ten yuan. After receiving the money, you suddenly realized that it was Zhang Zhang. In the end, it was your mother who gave you ten yuan.

In short, Hei Mu first threw the book out of the window of the cabin, and after hesitating for a long time, he still reluctantly picked it up.

The result was - in the middle of the night, players who were unwilling to be lonely in the Glory forum put a mission exchange post on the front page.

【Complain to that weird Mumu, please tell me I'm not alone】

1L——Don't ask me where I come from: I met an NPC named Mumu.Because I haven't seen it before, and I can accept the task, I naively regarded him as a legendary hidden NPC, and after accepting the task excitedly...

She wants me to be a swordsman to chop wood! !I am a swordsman!Use the epee, the epee!The wood turned into slag with one sword strike, right?No matter how good the micromanagement of this task is, it can't be done!What's even more hateful is that when Mu Mu left, he threw something angrily, which was a "stained leaf".Note that this is not an orgasm yet!After clicking on it, the poster can see the three-dimensional geometric images full of the screen at a glance...

Help, I just got released from school!Even the game has mathematical malice, can it still make people play the game happily!

2L——Brother is just a trick: Fuck, it's true.The landlord is asking for the coordinates of Mu Mu, which sounds like a lot of fun.

3L——You are crazy and I am stupid: Mumu?Said he hadn't seen it.I guess it's a hidden mission?Not finished... It's a pity for the landlord.

4L—God said there is no light: You are not alone!The pastor I played, met Mumu two days ago.She asked me to burn a bunch of small wooden sticks with holy fire... [bye] I felt that I was sold cheap QAQ.By the way, I got a 5-point skill book and a "rag full of English words"...

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18L——Lack of everything: Fuck, can this be called a cheap sale?The skill book is worth more than you, so the 4L can be earned, okay?Lack of skill books can't afford to hurt!

19L—God said that there is no light: ...burning wood for an hour and a half for 5 skill points...I'm also drunk.

20L——Lack of everything: Brother, you are also very hardworking.I'd better brush my copy obediently.

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55L—Frost on the ground: I am a thief, and the task I received was to "retrieve the castellan's quill"... Then, I was besieged by the NPCs in the city... The character has been famous for a long time, and dare not approach the town...

56L——Coquettish walk: I clicked on the post just now and I wanted to try my luck to see if I could receive the task. Seeing the upstairs, I decided to use the last dungeon opportunity... The brothers upstairs go well... [ Candle] [candle] [candle] [candle]

57L——Is it fun to watch: Hahahaha I found that NPC very interesting, and the task given has professional characteristics——swordsman chopping firewood, pastor, igniting thief and stealing pens hahahaha let me laugh for a while!Suddenly I was a little curious about the tasks of other professions! PS: row upstairs, continue downstairs [candle] [candle] [candle]

58L——Shuang: Actually, I am more curious about the purpose of the mission, it seems that they are all related. [candle] [candle] [candle]

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97L——Graduate of Telecommunications: Mumu gave me a few pieces of very thin wood and black charcoal, and asked me to set up a self-destructing robot.I don't know why, maybe it's because of the special effects of the mission, but I always feel that this robot is a bit weird.Well... I'm a mechanic.Bonus skill book.Tried it, the task cannot be repeated.

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188L——Great Desert Dust: A boxer...knocked down a tree.Reward blue equipment and skill books.

189L——Slag: Huh!Upstairs ID!Isn't it the boxer who has been very powerful in the arena recently?Onlookers!

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As soon as the ID of Da Mo Gu Yan appeared on the stage, he showed the aura of the future King of Fighters, which attracted a round of crowd watching.Recently, this popular boxer has attracted the attention of many players in both the guild and the arena.Some people in the post couldn't help but sigh: Even the missions received by Damo Guyan are so straightforward.This buddy is domineering!

I have to mention that, in fact, Ye You originally wanted Han Wenqing to spend more than ten minutes.However, seeing Da Mo Gu Yan's frowning eyebrows and the system's own sneer, at that moment, Ye You recalled the horror of being dominated by him and the humiliation of being crushed to death under a tree...

If she hadn't been a little sane, she almost gave the few materials in the backpack as mission rewards to Desert Guyan...

The setting of the Glory game seems very strange to Ye You.Since there are highly skilled mechanics and gunners, why can't she find a pen?Not even an ordinary pencil.Residents of Glory Continent use feather pens dipped in ink.Ever since she had written and pasted a page with a quill pen, she had dismissed with disgust the quill pen that some poor thief had worked so hard to get away from the NPC.

As a Virgo boss, I can't bear it!

She had to figure it out on her own.Thanks to [deleted] the author's wonderful brain [deleted] the settings of the Glory Continent game, he actually made a simple pencil.

With such an awkward setting, Ye You felt as if he had hit a switch of a new brain hole.

Far away.In fact, Ye You released the mission simply because - she only has Wusan in her backpack and no stationery.You have to find a piece of equipment that increases your movement speed when you are running naked and picking up waste. How can you go to the battlefield without a gun.Now that she's got a bunch of pencils (thanks to that trick, trick, and trick), the question is: Why is there no process to her five-three answer?

There is no answer to the process... Did her Wusan automatically choose "hell mode" for her when she traveled?

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[Wood]: ...Prove that the inequality is established.

Seeing Hei Mu's question, Wu Xuefeng in front of the screen was stunned, and then looked suspiciously.Because he was curious about the NPC in the post on the forum, he visited the place mentioned in the post.Now I met an NPC, but what kind of mission is this?Math question?

Wu Xuefeng glanced at his cousin behind him who was doing the question, and pulled him to the front of the screen.My cousin is a good boy. He didn't say anything when he saw familiar questions appearing in the game. He swiped through the process for a few rows, clicked submit, and ran back to write Wusan.

One minute later, a skill book and good equipment appeared in Qi Chong Yun Shui's backpack.

Wu Xuefeng was very surprised, the task content was completely different from what was said in the post!Has this NPC evolved?

Once again, a new question appeared on the screen.The cousin of the summoned beast once again played a role and answered perfectly.After going back and forth like this four or five times, the cousin cried and begged to be let go, only then did Wu Xuefeng let his cousin and the already impatient "Mu Mu" go.

[Wood]: Warrior, you have completed the trial.

Hei Mu is refusing.It wouldn't be fun to come here a few more times, and the opposite partner had won three consecutive championships with Ye Xiu.

Wu Xuefeng turned around in disappointment, and clicked again unwillingly. After finding that he could no longer receive the task, he had no choice but to give up.Just about to leave, a game character appeared in the field of vision.

Ten years later, Lord Grim has mixed and matched equipment from various occupations into a colorful non-mainstream style, and has become a strange flower in the professional circle, making the production staff of peripheral products so worried that they almost want to cover their chests with Chairman Feng and shout "medicine".With her innate advantages, Ye You, who has had a close observation experience, said that Ye Shen's style of matching suits can be seen from ten years ago.Under the circumstances that the level is generally not high, and the equipment has occupational and quantity restrictions, Ye Xiu can still make One Autumn Leaf have a visual effect of "blinding the eyes when you appear on the stage". To some extent, I have to admit-sometimes, it is There is something called talent at work.

The bright and blind One Autumn Leaf also found the familiar ID, and approached the two with a word bubble on his head.

[Current] [One Autumn Leaf]: Yo, isn't this soda!

They are all from the same guild. They usually play books together, and practice a few hands in the arena. After a while, they get acquainted, and Qi Chongyun is reduced to soda.

Wu Xuefeng didn't respond to this, and naturally began to share his discovery with Ye Xiu.And Ye You quickly opened the distance between Hei Mu and Qi Chong Yunshui when One Autumn Leaf came sprinting, and now he is pretending to be an ordinary NPC not far away and wandering back and forth.

From time to time, Hei Mu's perspective turned to the two characters who were still in place, and they obviously turned to the small window to have a private chat.Seeing this, Ye You couldn't help being overjoyed, and was about to hide behind the bushes next to him and leave after dawdling.

...Did this NPC think that he would not notice her when he was chatting privately?I always feel that this guy looks a little itchy when he turns his head to peek...

Ye Xiu spent three seconds thinking, and finally chose the demon Xiao Yexiu who had a pointed tail and held a fork in his mind, and sent a falling flower palm towards the NPC who was about to leave the attack range.When the NPC on the screen was attacked, it seemed that he had been prepared for a long time, and immediately performed a body receiving operation... But this action seemed to be closer to running away.

He knew that Ye Xiu had no good intentions, so he used this trick every time!Ye You, who barely escaped the blow, felt a sense of relief——ha!Didn't hit it!I am no longer the Hei Mu I was two months ago!

The complacent Hei Mu wanted to look back, but One Autumn Leaf's Que Xie had already reached his back and stabbed forward neatly, Hei Mu staggered forward and fell to the ground and raised his hands in surrender.

...Obviously, dodged a sneak attack, but it didn't help.

Such an NPC who "writes and understands current affairs and reads as a counselor" suddenly brought back Ye Xiu's memories of a certain BOSS.Looking at the way Mu Mu raised his hands in front of him, Ye Xiu silently opened the friends bar and sent a message.

【One Autumn Leaf】: Still lying there?

Ye You was shocked, to be stripped of his vest after meeting him? !The protagonist's aura is not opened like this.

[Hei Mu]: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, how did you know it was me!I obviously used my skills!

It's strange if he can't recognize it, he has never seen an NPC other than Hei Mu who would make a peek and then run away.Originally, it was just a test, but this stupid and cute boss bought himself immediately.

Ye Xiu wasn't in a hurry to make a move, knowing that the other party was a cooked boss and couldn't fly away, so he continued to explain to Wu Xuefeng calmly.The few attacks just now made Wu Xuefeng look like a cloud.Although Mu Mu is also a white-named NPC, he can still accept the mission anyway, and usually no matter how easy it is, he will not send the attack to the NPC who has the mission.He sent several question marks in a row.

[One Autumn Leaf]: It looks stupid.

【Qi Chongyunshui】:. . .

Ye Xiu was chatting privately with Hei Mu at this moment.

[One Autumn Leaf]: Look, we are old acquaintances.Come on, let's get to the bottom of it, what are you doing with this series of missions?

[Hei Mu]: [angry] Who is an old acquaintance with you!Which old acquaintance will stab again and again!

[One Autumn Leaf]: Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, love is deeply responsible!

Ye You couldn't help cursing in her heart, "Fuck off", the three words instantly jumped to the dialog box.She resisted the idea of ​​sending, and deleted three words bitterly.

[Hei Mu]: You are ruthless!I was speechless.

[Heimu]: Let me tell you the truth.I control BOSS and NPC as an insider because of a long-term test project in the Glory game. "Hei Mu" is the test sample.This project is huge and requires the establishment of a huge database. After that, it will take several years of preparation. If it is successful, its impact will be a milestone in the information world...

[One Autumn Leaf]: Like?

[Heimu]: Holographic projection.okay.I am a self-disciplined game worker.I can only reveal so much.

Ye Xiu: At first she asked me to trust her, but I actually refused.But once I accepted this setting, I was immediately conquered.In short, although I didn't understand it, it sounded very powerful.

[One Autumn Leaf]: ... Then tell me this, is there no problem?

[Heimu]: Of course there is a problem!Because it may be necessary to conduct some tests, due to limited conditions, only a limited number of high-level players can be found to cooperate.So, you get the idea.

[One Autumn Leaf]: Are you allowed to tell others?

[Hei Mu]: If it's Qiu Musu, yes.As for Qi Chongyunshui, I can't reveal too much, just tell him "Hei Mu is equivalent to GM".

[Heimu]: That's it, I'll leave first.

One Autumn Leaf didn't see it, but Hei Mu laughed wildly almost uncontrollably when he walked out of sight.

Hahahaha, be silly!This time it's a perfect IQ crush!Is there any way to completely cleanse your identity!Thanks to my many years of experience in all kinds of brain holes, background settings and so on are easily grasped.

Ye You was enjoying himself, and within a few steps, the attack behind him fell to his feet again.A sentence also popped up on the transparent screen in front of me.

[One Autumn Leaf]: I thought about it, and found that this does not conflict with my boss killing material.

【Heimu】:. . .piss off! ! ! ! !

Forced to refresh to another coordinate, Heimuda BOSS looked at many excited game characters around him, and angrily activated his ultimate move on the spot and flashed. Unfortunately, the flash hit the wall and was beaten to death.

The author has something to say:

I really haven't forgotten this article, really.Look at my sincere eyes.

There are still people waiting for me, so touched!Immediately take advantage of the holiday to code.

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Taking advantage of the college entrance examination holiday to update.Once again: this article will not be pitted!Will not cheat!Will not cheat! ! !

Well... I am very happy to see everyone's comments!Thank you all so much for your encouragement.But I would like to see your brains more—it’s so hard for a person to think about the plot...Sometimes I don’t have any inspiration.And... I really want to click on a lot of stalks in the article..._(:з」∠)_I feel like I'm telling a bad joke when no one pays attention to me, so I feel so disappointed.

Maybe the next update's drop is in two days? ...if not...you can only wait until mid-July...because...the author is going to be promoted to a third grade hahahahaha...TAT

PS: The author is playing League of Legends... so the last sentence of this chapter is self-conscious... Hehe!

PS: The author is an OMG fan