[Full-time] Let go of that boss and let brother come

On the top of the arrogant Xiaojianjian's head, there is an extra icon.He moved the mouse over the buff icon, and the introduction of the buff appeared...

What did he just see?I'm afraid I'm dazzled... Let's read it again...

The arrogant little cheap subconsciously moved the mouse away, and moved it back again.

A few seconds later, the arrogant little cheap man's expression twisted... How about he wash his eyes and try again?

Why does the buff icon look so weird like the top half of an ice cream cone?

Why is this buff called "Five Grain Reincarnation"?

What are the side effects of strenuous exercise after meals?

What is "please go to the designated place to perform the designated operation"?

Why can he understand individual sentences, but can't read them together?

What kind of shady things does this string of buff icon names and introductions imply?ah? ! ! !

Looking at the extra timing bar on the game interface and the circles of spirally shrinking icons marked brightly on the map, the corners of the little bitch's brows twitched uncontrollably, feeling that there was a wave in his heart that urgently needed to be spit out.

However, facing many innocent little lambs who are still kept in the dark...

"If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't... use it... this time..." The arrogant little Jianjian restrained the "fuck" that was on the verge of his lips in time, and turned the words around, "This effect-absolutely!"

Surrounded by "???" text bubbles.

"Anyway, I gave ten shares, so you guys have a try too!" Xiao Jianjian continued to tease others.

Everyone in the game looks up and sees down, most of them know the pissing nature of the arrogant little bitch.If there is anything, he must have bluffed and said it. Now it is [-]% fraudulent.It's a pity, although they can see that there is an extra buff on Xiaojianjian, but the item description only has the words "a piece of magical barbecue", and Xiaojianjian keeps silent, so they can't know more.

There is no way, it is better to be cheated now than to be cheated when fighting monsters.With such thoughts in mind, many people ate a piece of magical barbecue even though they knew it was fraudulent.

"How about it, surprise or not, surprise or surprise, excitement or not?" The arrogant Xiaojianjian saw the series of ellipses from them, knowing that they already knew about this buff, and started to panic.

As wretched as Wei Chen, he naturally wouldn't take risks by himself.He stretched out his head, and the screen of Baima Feima was right in front of him.After seeing the effect of the buff, Wei Chen yelled, "Wow, you bitch...you're so ugly! I appreciate you!"

[This buff...why do you want us to go to that place...take off to go to the bathroom? ]

The upright boy Shangshuang on the ground accidentally exposed the truth behind the buff, and was blocked by the system for two words, causing everyone to line up, "Hahahahahaha why say it" and "Don't be so upright".

Amidst a row of laughing, Ye Xiu suddenly asked the arrogant little cheap.

"Bitch... your 5 minutes are almost up? Are you in no hurry?"

The arrogant little cheap glanced at the time bar that was about to go to the end, but didn't care.

"What are you afraid of? The buff is supposed to take some blood from me. Isn't Shi Buzhuan here?"

"But look at your equipment, the pants are already red."

"Pfft—what are you talking about!!!"

The arrogant Xiaojian quickly opened the equipment panel, and the durability of the lower body equipment was indeed bright red, and it was close to the breaking point.

"Ah—my pants! This is the orange outfit I just got a few days ago! It's all over!"

"What?! This buff is also used for equipment!"

The others were shocked when they heard this, and quickly checked their equipment. Just as Ye Xiu said: Although the durability of the lower body equipment has not turned red, it is slowly declining.In an instant, there was another foul language.

Suddenly, the arrogant little cheap on the screen turned blue and fell down with a hunched body.

I was stunned.

Xiao Jianjian was also dumbfounded by this scene, no matter how the mouse and keyboard were operated, there was no response.At the same time, the durability of the arrogant little cheap equipment became zero, and there was a crackling sound from the earphones, and the equipment below his waist and above his feet exploded like fireworks!

A moment later, a puff of yellow smoke diffused from the arrogant little cheap.Arrogant Xiaojian was buried in a piece of equipment debris and yellow smoke, his blood volume bottomed out, and he became a corpse.

The little bitch had a blank face, and he had no reaction. He didn't know whether to cry about his equipment or save his face first...

The equipment exploded, and the naked corpse lay on his back. The cause of death was probably... Ruin, ruin! ! !He didn't dare to think about other people's mental activities...

The other onlookers are not in the mood to laugh at the arrogant little bitch right now.Frightened by Xiao Jianjian's tragic and tragic death, cold sweat broke out on their backs!It's nothing more than bombing equipment, the main reason is this way of death, it's so fucking insulting!

"Damn! I know you can't trust Heimu's evil! Brothers, I'll withdraw first!"

"I think I can still save it!"

"Go go go go go go!"

The group of people who ate the barbecue were as overwhelmed as if they couldn't help themselves. After saying hello, they set off towards their respective marking points.After all, there were only a small number of uneaten ones, but they were also very frightened. They wanted to take a dozen screenshots and take pictures of the arrogant little cheapie.But Xiao Jianjian returned to the resurrection point without saying a word, and the survivors sighed and dispersed.

***

Ye Xiu, who used all kinds of acceleration skills to rush towards the marked point, looked numb.

Although Ye Xiu expected that there must be something strange about Hei Mu's barbecue, he didn't expect that she could make such a big fight - he really wanted to throw himself, who had blindly trusted Hei Mu's ability to do things just now, into the lake to wash his mind.

The marked location is on the edge of a leveling area.As soon as Ye Xiu arrived here, he knew why he chose this place - the surrounding area was sparsely populated and surrounded by mountains and rocks. In reality, it is really a good place to kill people, set fires and bury corpses...and solve problems.

Ye Xiu finally couldn't help rolling his eyes: Hei Mu is always unexpectedly in line with reality in such details...

Just as he was about to continue, Ye Xiu heard footsteps on the back of the rock.With the experience of many PKs in the wild, Ye Xiu decided to check the situation first.One Autumn Leaf cautiously walked around to the back, looked at it, and was amused.

"Coincidentally, it's convenient for you to be here, Desert Guyan."

"Ah."

The two stared at each other for a few seconds, but no one moved.

"Why haven't you left yet?"

Normally, Han Wenqing would be happy to continue chatting with Ye Xiu, but now... Han Wenqing glanced at the prompt on the screen, expressing that he didn't want to make a "squat" movement under One Autumn Leaf's nose.

One Autumn Leaf looked at the Desert Guyan indifferently for a long time, from the top to the bottom, stopped at the faintly blackened complexion of the Desert Guyan, Ye Xiu immediately understood.From the serious One Autumn Leaf came Ye Xiu's voice, obviously pretending to be serious, suppressing a smile.

"Hey, we are both fallen in the world, and we are both big men, why are you so shy..."

"One Autumn Leaf!" Han Wenqing frowned angrily.

"All right, all right, I know you're shy! Well, it's convenient for you, so I'm also embarrassed."

A brick from Da Mo Gu Yan hit Autumn Leaf on the head.

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, the time is coming!"

However, Han Wenqing was provoked by him. He let out a "hum", bless himself with various states, and actually used another piece of Heimo's barbecue. After seeing the timer bar restarting the time, he suddenly lost his worries.

"Don't worry, 5 minutes is enough to solve you!"

"Damo Guyan, you're serious!" Ye Xiu was taken aback by Han Wenqing's actions, and simply let One Autumn Leaf eat Hei Mu's barbecue.

"Don't blame me for not reminding you, today's game, whether it is overtime or lost, will die ugly!"

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Damo Guyan's glove glowed red, and One Autumn Leaf swung a sharp spear. There seemed to be lightning and thunder between the two, and two different auras were fighting!

No one can stop it-this is a battle of dignity between two men!

***

At the end of that day, I don't know how many pairs of pants were scrapped by more than a dozen people, and I don't know which one of One Autumn Leaf and Desert Dust successfully eliminated the buff—or neither?Except for the arrogant little bitch who exploded his pants under the watchful eyes of everyone, everyone else kept their mouths shut and no clear news came out.And as if they had made an appointment, they all changed their lower body equipment the next day.

This is very interesting.

But what is certain is that there must be multiple people who have been recruited, because...

[world]

[Bai Luo]: Shocked!Coordinates in Kongji City, I actually saw a man without pants at the resurrection point!Great bro!

[Hangzhou Xiaohuangji]: Wow, who is such a spoiled custom!

[Quick words and beautiful men with flowers]: Han Han can draw and regret painting Han Hong, and there is also a resurrection point in Maple Leaf Valley!

[Tell a joke-fill in the hole diligently]: Glory also engages in performance art!To this kind of person, I just want to say four words: please take me!

[Upstairs is right]: Upstairs is abnormal, the appraisal is complete.

[Upstairs said it well]: Abnormal +1, the appraisal is complete.

……

[System Announcement][Arrogant little cheap]: I have been offering a high price for a long time for the news of a white-named NPC in the wild.As long as you see an unfamiliar white-named NPC in the wild, once the clues are confirmed to be valid, you will be given gold coins and materials on the spot.

[System Announcement][Arrogant little cheap]: I have been offering a high price for a long time for the news of a white-named NPC in the wild.As long as you see an unfamiliar white-named NPC in the wild, once the clues are confirmed to be valid, you will be given gold coins and materials on the spot.

Heimu was dealing with a small team. At the critical moment, seeing these two system announcements, she couldn't even use her skills, and then she was beaten on the ground by the people of the small team.

Ye You naturally knew about the follow-up of the "barbecue incident".As the chief culprit of the "barbecue incident", he was found by One Autumn Leaf to his lair (the cabin at the bottom of the valley) shortly after he fled.Confused, she didn't pay attention to whether One Autumn Leaf's pants were changed, anyway, she was rubbed against the ground by One Autumn Leaf with Qiu Musu...

Tears of blood!Inhumane!inhuman!

She really only saw the buff attribute at the beginning!She didn't make it bad for the "Five Grain Reincarnation" buff!If you don't follow the prompts and explode your pants, it's her fault!

Injustice or not?Aggrieved or not?Angry or not?

The most hateful thing is: after hearing her explanation, the ruthless One Autumn Leaf actually pressed her against the wall and rubbed her again!In the end, he was tricked into taking a batch of materials, saying it was compensation for his spiritual loss!I really want to give him a supercilious look.

But what happened to this arrogant little bitch... Why did she suddenly blame her again?

After finally getting rid of it, Ye You hastily sent a message to One Autumn Leaf to inquire about the situation.

[The one in the world who said that Maple Leaf Valley ran naked was him. ]

[The popularity is too high, it was recognized, and the picture was taken. ]

[It's okay, just be killed by him a few times to relieve your anger. ]

[Otherwise, don't take advantage of others, how about I take him to kill you a few times?Divide the material in half. ]

Ye You looked at these replies, and she was also quite desperate.

How to break... Although she can pretend to be an ordinary npc, she can still be easily identified if she has the heart.She usually uses the NPC to send missions to do some pranks for fun, and the possibility of her being exposed by the trick of Xiaojianjian is greatly increased... It's too poisonous!

No, she has to find a way!

***

[This warrior, I see that you have a tall and straight figure, extraordinary temperament, and wonderful bones. You must be a person with discerning eyes. ]

Ferryman:? ? ?

[This roast is a tribute to the God of War, and I stole it from the altar.You see, it also has the blessing of the God of War.As long as you take it in battle, you can get a part of the power of God of War, invincible. ]

Dutouke: I'm sorry...I'm a warlock, and I don't believe in the God of War.

[oh?Don't believe in God of War?It doesn't matter.I also have rice balls blessed by the Goddess of Wisdom.As long as you consume it in battle, you will be blessed by the goddess of wisdom and cast more powerful spells. ]

Ferryman: I...

The NPC in front of him smiled.

[As long as you are willing to give me a weapon or equipment that can be worn? ]

Ferryman: I don't want to.

The NPC in front of him smiled.

[As long as you are willing to give me a weapon or equipment that can be worn? ]

Ferryman: ...

The NPC in front of him smiled.

[As long as you are willing to give me a weapon or equipment that can be worn? ]

[System] The transaction is successful.

"Very good, No. 12."

……

[This warrior, I see that you have a tall and straight figure, extraordinary temperament, and wonderful bones. You must be a person with discerning eyes. ]

Dazzling Hundred Blossoms:? ? ?

……

"The third one."

***

Have you experienced despair?

Before you fight the BOSS, you specially upgrade the attributes of your whole body equipment, embed gems of various attributes in your weapons, take the legendary panacea that can open up Ren Du's second channel, and hold your daddy's thigh to let him bless you with some auras , buff.As a result, you and the BOSS are inseparable.In order to survive, you exploded your hand speed in the fierce struggle, and you just ate the barbecue/rice ball/dish that was said to be consecrated and had the curative effect of living dead flesh and bones that the mysterious NPC exchanged with you.

Very good, you beat the boss.Then you find that your game character suddenly has a wonderful buff.

And then...no more...

If you can't find the land of reincarnation of the five grains, you may be about to experience the biggest blow in your life.

It is worth mentioning that due to the impressive effects of this type of mysterious item, many large guilds choose to hoard a batch and use it when hitting the dungeon record, which often has unexpected effects.Of course, those who can't control their time well will naturally... [funny.jpg]

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