Kiss me okay, don't bite me okay? [Entertainment]

Ren Hang was already very impatient after being chased by the camera all day.Knowing that sleeping has to be photographed, his face suddenly darkened.

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Song Yuanfei quickly pulled Ren Hang aside, and said in a low voice, "Be patient, it's only three nights, and those who have signed the contract can't let go."

Ren Hang glanced at Song Yuanfei expressionlessly, and pointed at Song Yuanfei's neckline.

Song Yuanfei bowed his head: Damn.

There is a small microphone clipped on the neckline, which is clipped in the morning when it is first picked, so it is convenient for on-site recording.

He traveled all the way and forgot about this little thing.

Song Yuanfei quickly recalled the trip and said that he hadn't said any inappropriate words, it seemed that he hadn't, so he was relieved.

"There is no camera in the bathroom," the guide smiled awkwardly, and explained to the two whispering, "Don't worry, it won't violate personal privacy."

Taking pictures even while sleeping and still not infringing?

Just as Ren Hang was about to refute, Song Yuanfei put his index finger on his lips and shook his head vigorously at him.

"..."

All right, for Song Yuanfei's sake.

"Go to eat." Ren Hang pinched the clip of the microphone, turned to face the staff, "I need to change my clothes first, can I take this off?"

"Okay." The guide said, "We're going out first."

After speaking, she quickly directed everyone to leave the venue.

Although the program team said the bathroom was safe, when Ren Hang went in, he checked it carefully.

After confirming that there was no camera, Ren Hang began to undress.

Just after taking off his shirt, Song Yuanfei knocked on the door:

"I see you didn't take makeup remover, do you want to use mine?"

Through the door panel, Ren Hang replied: "No, I don't have makeup on."

Song Yuanfei: "They didn't give you makeup in the morning?"

Ren Hang: "...I didn't let it go."

Should it be?

Song Yuanfei: "...All right, you are born beautiful."

After expressing his emotions, he muttered to himself: "I don't want to wear makeup anymore, do I need makeup for variety shows?"

No one gave them an answer.

After taking a bath and changing clothes one after another, Song Yuanfei felt relaxed.

Ren Hang took off his elite attire, wearing a white T and cotton and linen shorts, his hair drooping to the brow bone, he looked much younger, even a little boyish.

Song Yuanfei was wearing a black T-shirt and camouflage pants. He didn't care about admiring his heroic appearance, so he was first attracted by Ren Hang.

"I haven't seen you for more than ten minutes, why have you become handsome?" Song Yuanfei couldn't help teasing.

Although Ren Hang usually looks so "well-behaved" after taking a shower, but that is at home, which is different from outside.

"Thank you." Ren Hang put on his watch and microphone, and said before turning on the switch, "Restraint, your eyes are going to catch fire."

Song Yuanfei covered his eyes with a "crack", Ren Hang was so good-looking, it really made him fall in love anytime and anywhere.

"Let's go." Ren Hang put a microphone on Song Yuanfei, and pushed Song Yuanfei out of the bedroom.

They walked down the corridor again, from the hall to the yard.

Because of the B&B, the living room was made with an open door, and the yard was also very spacious, where everyone from the program team was waiting.

An electric car was parked directly opposite the door, with a big sign hanging on it: travel tools.

Song Yuanfei looked around and realized that this was what the program team had prepared for the two of them. He exclaimed in amazement, "Your program team is too picky, how about the two of us!"

The guide didn't make a sound, just stood aside and laughed.

Ren Hang is also aware of this, no need to ask, he will definitely not add props to them.

So he took a decisive step forward, took off the sign and put it aside, then got on the electric car, and ordered Song Yuanfei: "Get in the car."

"???" Song Yuanfei came to Ren Hang with a question mark on his face, grabbed the front of the car and said, "Wait! Shouldn't I take you? I'm the professional!"

Ren Hang started directly, and said coldly: "Either sit or run behind, choose yourself."

Song Yuanfei paused, resigned himself to his fate and sat in the back seat, and at the same time forced him unwillingly: "I can bear your temper, cherish me, my friend."

As he said that, he turned to look at both sides: "Hey, there is no helmet."

"Who will give you the helmet for the electric car?" Ren Hang asked very friendly, "Let's go?"

"I still know how to ask, that's right." Song Yuanfei laughed, immediately put his nose on his face, and hugged Ren Hang's waist.

Of course Ren Hang didn't do it, and dragged Song Yuanfei in disgust: "Don't cling to me, it's hot or not."

"It's the first time I'm sitting in someone else's back seat!" Song Yuanfei didn't let go, and turned off the microphones of the two while struggling, and whispered next to Ren Hang, "Let me feel it too."

Ren Hang used to sit behind him.

Ren Hang was suffocated and sighed secretly.

"Don't fall."

With a word of advice, he let Song Yuanfei hug him and started to leave the yard.

Because Ren Hang was not easy to mess with, the staff stayed far away from them, so they couldn't hear what Song Yuanfei said.

From their point of view, the two had a dispute, Ren Hang blew his hair, and then was silenced by Song Yuanfei's words.

Be good, so what did Song Yuanfei say?

It doesn't matter, there is a microphone, they can go back and listen to it later.

After a day of tossing, it was already evening.

There is only a ray of sky left, the sunset is about to leave, and the seafood market on the island is also sparsely populated. Some stalls are closed, and the remaining stalls are not many varieties.

Ren Hang doesn't eat weird things, including any aquatic products.

This is convenient, Song Yuanfei patted his trouser pocket, and said with pride: "Choose whatever you want! Brother pays the bill!"

Ren Hang shook his head with an "unreasonable" expression, and went to the vendor on his own: "Boss, how do you sell oysters?"

"The oysters are good! Come twenty!" Song Yuanfei didn't care about the price at all, and asked the boss to weigh them.

The boss laughed heartily and wanted to do it immediately, but Ren Hang immediately stopped him.

He turned to Song Yuanfei, and said in the tone of a superior to a subordinate: "You know our money is limited, right?"

"I know," Song Yuanfei nodded, "But this is our first meal, so it's meaningful!"

Seeing Ren Hang's disapproving eyes, Song Yuanfei patted Ren Hang's shoulder: "Don't worry, brother knows."

Ren Hang: "..."

Song Yuanfei smiled, turned to the boss and said, "The abalone is a bit small! Is it still fresh?"

The boss has a dark skin, watched the video of the guests, and said enthusiastically: "It's fresh, it's all fresh, it's just small! It's too late! The lobster grouper is gone! Come early tomorrow!"

"No problem, we'll come early tomorrow!" Song Yuanfei pointed at Pippi Shrimp, "I want to eat this tomorrow, the leftovers are too small today, so I won't buy them!"

Boss: "Okay, okay, buy abalone, the small abalone is also delicious!"

Song Yuanfei chatted with the boss one by one. After a while, Ren Hang was pushed aside and watched Song Yuanfei buy oysters, bamboo shrimp, abalone, and scallops.

These things add up to a lot of weight, and even if Song Yuanfei gave the money, Ren Hang easily carried it by himself.Song Yuanfei took back the change, and poked Pippi Shrimp without giving up: "It's a pity, I wanted to eat this for the first meal."

As a result, before he could poke his finger, Ren Hang stopped his finger, and Ren Hang warned: "It hurts."

"Don't be afraid, it's dead, what's wrong with me being stabbed," Song Yuanfei pretended to poke again, "It's only looking at me, it knows me! Why don't we buy them back and have a good chat... "

Before he could finish speaking, Ren Hang stopped his paw again, and by the way, put all the seafood he had bought into his hands.

At the same time, Ren Hang raised his arms around his neck, covered his mouth, and blocked his voice.

"No no no!"

Song Yuanfei still wanted to protest, but Ren Hang smiled at the boss and dragged Song Yuanfei away.

I can't afford to lose this man.

Song Yuanfei returned with a full load and volunteered to cook.

Of course Ren Hang would not sit and wait, especially since he was being watched by cameras all the time. He didn't want to be alone, so he followed to the kitchen.

The homestay provides conditions for tourists to cook by themselves. The kitchen is well-equipped. Song Yuanfei rummaged through the cabinets and found a super large steamer.

When filling the steamer with water, he turned around and asked Ren Hang, "Do you want spicy food?"

"No." Ren Hang looked at the exaggerated pot, not understanding what Song Yuanfei was going to do.

He hesitated to speak, but said, "I'm going to wash the seafood."

"No need!" Song Yuanfei immediately stopped him, and said with a smile, "Do you eat staple food? Rice?"

"...don't eat." Ren Hang was very worried. Song Yuanfei usually cooks in a very simple way. Can he cook seafood?

Won't poison him to death?

"I don't eat either!" Song Yuanfei was full of confidence, and said while flipping through the seafood bag, "Go to the bedroom and find my suitcase. I brought corn. We have enough rations for these few days!"

Ren Hang: "???"

Song Yuanfei was busy washing seafood, and found that Ren Hang was not moving, and urged: "Go quickly, it's in my suitcase."

"Oh."

Ren Hang turned around mechanically, still in disbelief.

Can I bring my own food while recording a variety show?

Is it reasonable?

Mr. Ren returned to the bedroom in a daze, found Song Yuanfei's suitcase, opened it on the ground

There is really corn!

Individually vacuum packed!Half a box full!

"The regulations don't say that you can't bring your own rations," Ren Hang turned to the camera, and said sternly, "So we shouldn't be violating the rules."

After the explanation, Ren Hang calmed down.

When he returned to the kitchen, Song Yuanfei had already washed the seafood and put it into the steamer.

Ren Hang went to cook the corn silently, and the two "performed their duties".

"Let's eat in the yard, there is an atmosphere." Song Yuanfei made a suggestion while waiting.

There is a large round dining table in the yard, Ren Hang nodded and agreed: "Yeah."

After the seafood was steamed, Song Yuanfei went out directly with the big steamer.

Ren Hang was responsible for holding the chopsticks and the bowl.After a day of adaptation, he can accept cameras and crews everywhere.After putting down the chopsticks and bowl, he naturally greeted the cameraman: "Come and eat."

His tone was as if the annual meeting announced that employees could use their chopsticks.

Cameraman: "..."

"They shouldn't eat with us," Song Yuanfei explained seriously, "You see, the director didn't eat with us when we were filming."

"That's right." Ren Hang thought it made sense, and said to the crew in a serious manner, "Thank you for your hard work."

Crew: "..."

For the first time, I felt miserable, others were eating, and they were watching.

Song Yuanfei was so hungry that he couldn't care less, so he immediately opened the lid of the pot.

The tangy aroma drifted away in an instant, Song Yuanfei's eyes lit up, and he filled a large plate for Ren Hang first.

"The original taste is the best," he said, "you are hungry too, eat quickly, and we can go for a stroll by the beach after eating."

It was completely dark, and for the convenience of activities, a half roof was built in the courtyard. At this time, the lights above the dining table illuminated the seafood very attractively.

Ren Hang was really hungry, so he lifted the chopsticks to pick up the shrimp.

"Be careful it's hot." Song Yuanfei also filled a large plate for himself, sat next to Ren Hang, and said flatteringly, "I'll peel the shrimp for you."

It is said that shrimp must be peeled for the person who likes it, and this is his chance to express himself!

But Ren Hang said: "Eat your own, you can't peel it as fast as me."

"!" Song Yuanfei immediately refused to accept it, "Are you kidding me! I'm super fast, okay?"

"Okay, hurry up." Ren Hang had already peeled one of the shrimps while they were bickering with Song Yuanfei, and asked in surprise, "Why doesn't this shrimp have any shrimp string?"

"Of course I removed it." Song Yuanfei said proudly, "I don't know you yet?"

So picky.

Ren Hang gave Song Yuanfei a sideways glance, raised his hand and stuffed the clean shrimp into Song Yuanfei's mouth: "Thank you, let's eat."

Song Yuanfei's mouth was full of delicious food, so delicious that he almost cried with joy.

But he still didn't forget to stubbornly follow up on the last topic: "It's agreed that I'll peel it for you."

"I'll starve to death when you peel it off." Ren Hang said, and after Song Yuanfei swallowed the shrimp meat, he stuffed Song Yuanfei with an abalone.

"I'll eat it myself!" Song Yuanfei finally pressed Ren Hang's arm, "You wait until tomorrow to buy Pipi shrimp, I will definitely be faster than you."

Damn victories!

"En." Ren Hang responded lightly, and stuffed Song Yuanfei with a scallop with the other hand.

Onlookers:  …

what's the situation?

Is this a fight or a show of affection?

The author has something to say: ps: There was a sudden power outage at home!The notebook is almost out of battery, so I will write here first!