There is no friendship between mantras and monsters

Speaking of last night.

Gojo Satoru drove the police car extremely arrogantly to the policemen who were waiting at the foot of the mountain.After throwing Irikida Wataru to the police, he said that the police car had been requisitioned by him, and then stepped on the accelerator and rode away.

Yi Dizhi was left sweating profusely to explain to the police.

In fact, Gojo Satoru didn't want to be so high-profile, but there was a monkey and four long-haired people in the car, which was hard to explain, so he simply stepped on the accelerator and took them away, so there was no need to explain.

Yidizhi: Although, why did you drive away his police car?Gojo-san! !

Wouldn't it be easier to explain why you just drove someone's police car away than why there was a monkey and four long-haired people in the car? !

Yidizhi's suffering is not understandable to outsiders. In short, Gojo Satoru is very happy.

They found a hotel at the foot of the mountain, opened two rooms and put Huayouren, a hairy one, and a policeman who turned into a monkey into the same room.

Seeing another red-haired foreigner, Gojo Satoru suddenly remembered that he forgot to throw this man to Yidizhi, and wanted to call Yidizhi to come and take this man away, but Yidizhi was detained because of Gojo Satoru driving away the police car. .

There was no way, so they found a rope and tied the red-haired man who attacked them firmly, and then placed them in the corner of the room where they were going to rest.

Then Gojo Satoru made another phone call to Yairui Glass. After the call was answered, the extremely loud noise pierced Gojoki Satoru's eardrums, loud and rhythmic DJ music, and chaotic screams.

I went to the bar to drink, Gojo Wu thought, it seems that today is very unlucky, there is no way for Nitro to come over to help them take a look tonight.

Gojo Satoru originally planned to interrogate the red-haired foreigner, but when he saw the knotweed yawned and Fu Heihui rubbed his eyes, it was late at night, and the two children looked sleepy, so Gojo Satoru had no choice but to give up. .

Early the next morning, when Gojo Satoru woke up, the red-haired foreigner had a napkin stuffed into his mouth, and he wanted to say something.

On the next bed, Fu Heihui seemed to be playing a mobile game while sitting beside the bed. Knotweed was lying on the bed, leaning against Fu Heihui and watching him play with his hands on his head. Fu Heihui was still taking care of the angle of view of Knotweed, Specifically lowered the phone.

The two children seem to get along very harmoniously.

Noticing that Gojo Satoru had finally gotten up, the two children turned to look at him.

"Good morning, Mr. Wujo."

Gojo Satoru scratched his head casually, greeted the two children, and asked the red-haired man why there was something stuffed in his mouth.

Fu Heihui threw the phone to Hu Zhang, who hurriedly took it and started to operate it intently.

Fu Heihui said: "This guy woke up early in the morning, because he was too noisy and afraid of being discovered, so the knotweed just found something to plug his mouth."

When Fu Heihui mentioned himself, the knotweed nodded in a game-playing manner, and Fu Heihui walked up to the red-haired man, and then took away the thing stuffed in his mouth.

"Since Wutiao-san is awake, why don't you ask this person why he attacked the knotweed stick?"

Although Fu Heihui roughly guessed that he might have mistaken the target, he couldn't understand how this man confused the knotweed and Hua Youren.

Gojo Satoru said with a smile: "Hui, you seem to care a lot, if that's the case, then ask."

The red-haired man became a lot more honest when Wujo Wu woke up, and he answered all the questions asked by Fu Heihui truthfully.

The red-haired man called himself Field Vinson, and his target was indeed Hua Youren. When this Hua Youren was abroad, he provoked someone who shouldn't be provoked, so that person hired Field to get rid of Hua Youren.

But because the employer struggled for a long time when placing the order, he even gave a name when he released the task, without even a photo, and the only information he could provide was that Hanayouto was going back to Japan to participate in the Xtreme Fitness Championship.

Gojo Satoru let out a chuckle: "This employer is too unprofessional."

Fu Heihui: "Is this the point?"

Fu Heihui motioned Field to continue.

The name provided by the employer is only a first name but not a last name. Field is an Italian curse master. The curse business has also developed to Europe, but has not yet expanded to Japan.

However, although the employer struggled with placing the order, he was very quick to give the money. The order had already been accepted, so Field could only bite the bullet and hurriedly booked the plane to Japan.

Because most of the Japanese written names use Chinese characters, what Field received was a target person's name written in Chinese characters.

The machine translation of the mobile phone software also automatically recognizes Chinese as Chinese and gives the pronunciation of Chinese characters, so "Youren" and "Youren" collide perfectly.

Field knows neither Japanese nor Chinese characters. When he arrived at the recording site of Xtreme Fitness King, he found that there were two "youren" flowers, and he was confused.

"After discovering this kind of thing, I was also very troubled. Obviously, I only wanted to kill one person, but suddenly it turned into two and I still don't know which of the two is the real mission target. You know that after I found out about this How broken is it?"

Fu Heihui twitched the corner of his mouth, the employer is unreliable, and this curse master doesn't seem to be very reliable either.

"No, I don't understand it at all. Youren (yudo) and Yuren (yuji), I don't know why you got confused at all? Don't you know how to ask passers-by? As a curse master, you can't have a career Integrity?! Do you know that you have brought us a lot of trouble and trouble by making the wrong person like this!"

Gojo Satoru: "Although it did cause some trouble, is this the point?"

After playing a game, Knotweed put Fuheihui's mobile phone aside, and then sat next to Wujo Wujo to watch Fuheihui teach Field.

Knotweed whispered to Gojo Wujo, "Isn't the point that he almost turned us all into monkeys?"

Gojo Satoru replied quietly, "Is Kei the kind of person who cares about details?"

Fu Heihui said with a displeased face: "No matter what you do, you should have some professional ethics. Even if you are a curse master, you have to be responsible to your employer."

Field obediently accepted the junior high school student's education with a very guilty conscience.

Indeed, if the employer hadn't provided too little information and he hadn't properly identified the target person, maybe he wouldn't have been caught by them for finding the wrong person, and he wouldn't have been criticized by a junior high school student sitting here.

Fu Heihui blew his temper angrily at Field's unprofessional behavior. Knotweed saw that Fu Heihui stopped and seemed to be in a good mood, and then took the opportunity to remind, "Fu Hei, the hair on our bodies hasn't retreated yet."

However, even the caster himself has no way to remove the damage effect caused by the spell. The monkey hair on his body can only slowly wait for the body to metabolize automatically and then fall off.

As for the police officer who was completely turned into a monkey, Field could do nothing.

The knotweed is a little unbelievable. Is that Mr. Policeman going to be a monkey forever?

Before the knotweed could react, Gojo Gou pulled up Field's collar and punched him in the face. He did not strike lightly, and nosebleeds flowed from Field's nose in an instant.

Gojo Satoru didn't speak, he directly picked up the man's collar, and when the knotweed was still in a daze, he threw the man into another room.

Fu Heihui patted Polygonum cuspidatum on the shoulder and said, "Gratia Sang is a very powerful spell doctor, just wait for her to come."

Just as Fu Heihui said that Nitzisang is a very powerful doctor, the police officer who was completely turned into a monkey was restored to his original appearance in the hands of Nitzi.

Although there are still a lot of long hairs on his body, it is much better than before when he looked like a monkey completely.

In the middle of the treatment, Hu Zhang told Wutiao Wu about Yi Gu's call, and he planned to call back when he found out, but was stopped by Hu Zhang.

Hu Zhang looked at Wu Tiao Wu with innocent eyes like a child, "Teacher Wu Tiao, do you know what happened to Senior Yi Bone recently? Did you encounter any unhappy things?"

Gojo Satoru was holding the phone, and the black blindfold prevented him from revealing the surprise in his heart.

"What's the matter? Asking so suddenly?"

Hu Zhang tilted his head as if he was recalling his state when he talked with Yi Gu on the phone, "It's nothing, I just feel that Senior Yi Gu is not in a good mood, Mr. Wutiao, do you know the reason?"

Gojo Satoru: "Well, I don't know, maybe it's because I miss you, because Yuta has very few friends, it's very pitiful."

Knotweed tilted his head, "Is that so? When you go back, you must choose your souvenir carefully."

Gojo Satoru nodded, then raised his phone, "I'll go out and make a phone call first, and you can ask Kei if you want to choose a souvenir."

After being treated by home nitrous, the hair on the body of Polygonum cuspidatum has receded a little bit, and his face is no longer a hairy face. Although it has not fully recovered, his face looks much normal at first glance.

Jia Ruozi instructed, "The remaining hair that is too long will fall off by itself later, so just pay attention to cleaning."

Knotweed nodded obediently, his face had recovered a lot, he rolled up his sleeves, except for the brown hair, the arm is just a little hairy now.

But compared with Fu Heihui, it is still obvious on his body that Fu Heihui has completely recovered, and there is no abrupt brown monkey hair on his body.

Pointing at Fu Heihui, Hu Zhang asked, "Why are you recovering so quickly?"

Fu Heihui replied: "Because I am a conjurer, and I am more patient with conjuration than you."

Knotweed: "Oh."

Nitrate went to the next room to treat other people, and Wutiao also went out to make a phone call. There were only two people in the room at this time, and the atmosphere was suddenly a little awkward, but with the knotweed in the atmosphere, it would never be awkward.

Knotweed looked down at his arm, and gestured with his hand, "Would it be faster if I just cut it with scissors?"

Fu Heihui said, "You can try it."

Then the two found nail clippers in the hotel, and the two children were a little happy cutting monkey hair for a while.

Gojo Satoru outside the door is now leaning against the window at the end of the corridor, calling Yi Gu who is far away in Cambodia.And Nitro also ended the treatment, and when he saw Gojo Satoru, he also came over and leaned on the other side.

Nitro asked, "What about the child who can reverse spells?"

She still cares about the children who can help him share the work in the future.

After hanging up the phone, Gojo Satoru took out a lollipop from his pocket, peeled off the wrapping paper, stuffed it into his mouth, and handed one to Nitro.

He raised his head slightly with a lollipop in his mouth, "I was taken away by Jie. The purpose is unknown, but I can probably guess why."

"Jie's commotion this time is indeed a bit big, and there will be news from the 'window' soon."

A lollipop was eaten by him, which gave him the feeling of smoking.

Jia Ruozi stuffed the candy into the pocket of his white coat, folded his arms, "And then, what are you going to do?"

Gojo Satoru twisted the stick of the lollipop, and the corner of his mouth raised an arc.

"Certainly a 'friendly' visit."

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It took me a while to react

Hui Hui: You have so much hair on your body, how can you finish cutting it?

Knotweed: But, you also had a lot of fun cutting it.

Megumin: ...In short, let it fall slowly.

It’s almost Chinese New Year, and I’m considering whether to add two CP episodes on New Year’s Eve. Fu Hu and Natsume the puppet that some people want to see before, actually I don’t think Natsume the puppet is interesting enough. Isn’t it more interesting to resist while doing it? ?Forced feeling, hehe.

感谢在2021-01-2000:46:50~2021-01-2100:07:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: reader 0011;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of sunflower;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!