"Tell me, what's going on with all this? Master Shen."
Shen Yu heard the words of Master Shen, and thought of Sun Gan and others who had just received the punishment. For some reason, Shen Yu felt guilty, rubbed his hands on his trousers, and wiped off the sweat on his hands, "We were wrong, we really shouldn't Enclose the canteen and occupy the public space."
"anything else?"
Shen Yu thought for a long time, but couldn't figure it out, and asked tentatively, "Why don't you give me some hints?" Seeing that Qin Beichi's expression turned cold, he quickly added, "No, no, I'm thinking. Could it be that I didn't apply for business?" Licenses and such? Do you have to pay taxes? But my fee is already very cheap, so I shouldn’t have to pay it. I thought they were soldiers who only paid 99. Do they have to pay taxes if they do this kind of conscientious business? I don’t have any complaints about paying their price! We have a very good business relationship. Moreover, I am helping them! If it weren’t for you, I would definitely help more people today.”
"So I'm hindering you?"
Shen Yu didn't dare to say yes, but the expression on his face clearly said: Yes, that's right, you have a very clear understanding of yourself.
"Then what do you think it is for them?"
"It's nothing. After all, I'm only 99. I just want to show them palm reading, face-to-face, fortune, love, career and so on."
"Just look at the face?" Qin Beichi felt that all of this was too absurd. This little liar really had the ability to trick a lot of people around, even counting the money for him when he was sold.
"You're right, do you think it's easy to tell a fortune teller? On a small scale, I can use this to calculate your luck today. On a serious scale, I can even figure out when it will happen in your life. What kind of things, and I tell you in advance, can help you avoid danger, and even save your life is not an exaggeration."
"Bullshit!"
Shen Yu was taken aback by Qin Beichi: "What are you doing! You are so fierce!"
Qin Beichi restrained his voice and lowered his voice, "I'm sorry, I was impatient. But don't spread superstitions casually, and believe in science."
"You even believe in spells, don't you believe in face-to-face?"
"Spells are just another form of energy. I believe that sooner or later, human beings will solve the mystery inside. It's like in ancient times, people couldn't understand the cause of gravity, but now this problem has become A popular science book for elementary school students."
Shen Yu: "...Then why don't you believe that face-to-face can be another kind of energy? It's just that human beings haven't discovered it yet."
"Fate is such an illusory thing, I only believe in myself. If it's mine, it's mine, and if it's not mine, then I will work hard to become mine." These words mean that no one can call Qin Bazong.
"It seems that you won't believe me if I don't count with you." It's not like Shen Yu has never seen such a stubborn person, but for some reason, he wanted to show it to Qin Beichi today. Shen Yu felt that this might be because he wanted to slap Qin Beichi hard in the face and make him regret what he did just now.
"Then do I still have to give you 99% sincerity?"
"You want to give it the best." Shen Yu smiled triumphantly, "Come on, reach out and let me see."
Qin Beichi was dazzled by those smiling eyes, and when he came back to his senses, his hand was already in Shen Yu's palm. He felt as if his hand had touched something hot, and it burned all the way to the bottom of his heart, making him stiff. Di's whole hand remained motionless, and the palm of the other hand gradually became wet.
Shen Yu was very surprised, because Qin Beichi's hands were covered with calluses. He had seen so many hands these days, and he rarely saw so many calluses on human hands.Because the current wars are almost all carried out in space, the generals of the army spend most of their time training mechs, and their physical requirements are not as high as those of the earth's soldiers.Although driving a mecha requires a lot of physical strength, it was the first time Shen Yu had seen someone like Qin Beichi.
He noticed that there was a mole on the palm of Qin Beichi's hand near the tiger's mouth. It was small and inexplicably cute. For some reason, he stretched out his hand to pick it, and the mole immediately shrank along with his owner. went back.
"You do this to other people too?" Qin Beichi was stunned after he finished speaking, vaguely aware that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it. "Just watch, don't touch."
Shen Yu's heart became more and more flustered, hysterical what was he doing just now, did he go crazy?There are so many moles on his hands, why did he accuse Qin Beichi? Hearing Qin Beichi's questioning, he felt inexplicably guilty.Not daring to meet his eyes, he stared at the table and nodded violently.Seeing the hand stretched out again, I kept thinking silently in my heart, life line, intelligence line, relationship line, marriage line...
As he was thinking about it, he realized that he couldn't see through Qin Beichi's palm prints. He squeezed a decision with both hands, and when he fixed his eyes, he still couldn't see through.
In terms of metaphysics, there are generally two types of people who cannot see clearly. One is a person who has a deep relationship with himself, and the other is a darling who has great luck and is protected by the law of heaven. You cannot let others see this person's fortune at will. .Shen Yu has seen eight thousand hands if not ten thousand, and this is the first time that he can't make sense of them at all.
Perhaps Shen Yu's expression was too complicated, so Qin Bei asked late, "What's wrong?"
Shen Yu raised his head and inadvertently saw that Qin Beichi's ears were red, and he knocked and said, "No...it's nothing, it's just that you are the kind of person with great luck, so we can't observe you Your luck is really good. It is not an exaggeration to say that you are one out of a million." How could Qin Beichi have a relationship with himself? He must have great luck.Judging from his past, this is not difficult to guess.With a good family background, progressive, courageous and resourceful, it can be said that if it is in troubled times, it must be a generation of heroes. In peaceful times, it is also the kind of person who can promote great social progress and leave a life story in history books.
"Oh, really?"
"Well, can you trust me now?"
"Heh, you are not allowed to leave today if you don't memorize the concept of science." The concept of science is a collection of celebrity quotes, which come from various academic masters of the empire for hundreds of years. Parents of the empire usually use this book as an enlightenment reading for their children , Cultivate scientific awareness.
"What? You still don't believe it!"
Under Qin Beichi's persecution, Shen Yu cursed and took the e-paper handed over by Qin Beichi, but he didn't dare not recite it. Although the old dog didn't say what would happen if he didn't recite it, he somehow felt that it was best not to recite it. Challenge Qin Beichi.Looking at those ghostly drawn symbols, Shen Yu realized that he actually couldn't understand them at all.Playing with the optical brain these few days, I even understood a little bit of guessing, but it didn't help at all.
Seeing Shen Yu's confused and aggrieved face, Qin Beichi wondered if he had frightened him by doing this, since he was still a child after all. "You...how about reciting it today and reciting it tomorrow?"
"...Will you believe me if I say I don't understand?"
Qin Beichi struggled in his heart. On the one hand, he felt that this was the lazy trick of the little liar, but on the other hand, he felt that the current little liar was not lying.
In short, the final result was that Shen Yu was prohibited from helping others to read their faces, was deprived of the time to play mechs, and had to come to Qin Beichi to study and endorse every day.It can be said that next he will experience the hardest study time in his life.
When Shen Yu was on Earth, he never went to school.I have been studying with the master all the time, relying on word of mouth, and there are not many words at all.When I grew up, I gradually realized that illiteracy is a bad thing, so I picked up some textbooks that others didn't want, and learned them with a hammer and a stick.The reason why he pretended to be aloof when looking at people was purely because he didn't know some common sense at the beginning, and he was laughed at when he said it, and then he gradually stopped talking.
"Brother, why did you come back so late today?"
"My brother is working so hard to make money, brother, lie down quickly, and Kunkun will beat his back."
After an afternoon of high-intensity study, Shen Yu is now in a daze. Looking at the three cubs, she suddenly realizes that learning should start with the baby, not like him, who only learns by himself when he grows up.Looking at the three lovely faces, Shen Yu couldn't imagine being ridiculed for being uneducated.
Shen Yu seemed to have been beaten to death, and the exhaustion from studying all afternoon was gone, and he said kindly, "Zhizhi, Taotao, Kunkun, today my brother will teach you another truth. That is, if you don't study, there is no way out. "
Taotao: Oh study?Can I eat it?
Kunkun: I understand this sentence, my brother is really right!
Zhizhi: Has brother finally been reliable once?
"So, we start tomorrow, no, today, we start studying hard today, we set aside 5 hours a day to study, and the person who studies the worst will be spanked by his brother."
"No, brother, I don't think I'm suitable for studying." Taotao objected immediately.
"Objection is invalid, start now." The kind smile immediately became like a devil.
Only Kunkun looked excited, "Okay, brother, let's start quickly, Kunkun wants to learn!"
Shen Yu was moved, and hugged the little angel, "Kunkun, my good brother, I will definitely teach you well."
Shen Yu specially used the screen projection function of the optical brain, and projected the electronic paper Qin Beichi gave him on the wall, barely acting as a blackboard.The three cubs sat in a row, there was no table, and even the chairs were beds. Shen Yu felt sad for a while, and made up his mind to teach the three cubs well.
"Come on, follow me to read this sentence, science respects the facts, obeys the truth, and will not yield to any pressure. (Note 1)"
"Brother, what is science?" Zhizhi is especially eager to ask questions.
"Zhizhi, you have to raise your hand when you speak." Kun Kun raised her hand very obediently.
"Yes, yes, you must raise your hand when you speak, and Zhizhi must remember next time. Kunkun, what do you want to say."
"Brother, I don't want to say it, I just want to raise my hand." After speaking, she smiled sweetly at Shen Yu.
What kind of wickedness can a child have!Shen Yu reminded: "Okay, remember to raise your hand next time if you have a question. About Zhizhi's question, this question is very good! So what is science? Well, brother, think about it..."
After Shen Yu finally admitted that he didn't understand the question, he turned around and saw that Taotao had fallen asleep!
"Taotao! How can you sleep in class!"
"Brother, are you going to spank?" Kun Kun was excited.
Taotao, who was startled awake, rolled over and climbed onto the bed, "No, I don't want spanking, and I don't want to study either!"
Shen Yu immediately ran over to catch him to teach him about love, and Kun Kun cheered and applauded regardless of the seriousness of the matter.
There was a flutter of chicken and dog jumping.Zhizhi watched this scene and asked silently in his heart, so what exactly is science?
Shen Yu heard the words of Master Shen, and thought of Sun Gan and others who had just received the punishment. For some reason, Shen Yu felt guilty, rubbed his hands on his trousers, and wiped off the sweat on his hands, "We were wrong, we really shouldn't Enclose the canteen and occupy the public space."
"anything else?"
Shen Yu thought for a long time, but couldn't figure it out, and asked tentatively, "Why don't you give me some hints?" Seeing that Qin Beichi's expression turned cold, he quickly added, "No, no, I'm thinking. Could it be that I didn't apply for business?" Licenses and such? Do you have to pay taxes? But my fee is already very cheap, so I shouldn’t have to pay it. I thought they were soldiers who only paid 99. Do they have to pay taxes if they do this kind of conscientious business? I don’t have any complaints about paying their price! We have a very good business relationship. Moreover, I am helping them! If it weren’t for you, I would definitely help more people today.”
"So I'm hindering you?"
Shen Yu didn't dare to say yes, but the expression on his face clearly said: Yes, that's right, you have a very clear understanding of yourself.
"Then what do you think it is for them?"
"It's nothing. After all, I'm only 99. I just want to show them palm reading, face-to-face, fortune, love, career and so on."
"Just look at the face?" Qin Beichi felt that all of this was too absurd. This little liar really had the ability to trick a lot of people around, even counting the money for him when he was sold.
"You're right, do you think it's easy to tell a fortune teller? On a small scale, I can use this to calculate your luck today. On a serious scale, I can even figure out when it will happen in your life. What kind of things, and I tell you in advance, can help you avoid danger, and even save your life is not an exaggeration."
"Bullshit!"
Shen Yu was taken aback by Qin Beichi: "What are you doing! You are so fierce!"
Qin Beichi restrained his voice and lowered his voice, "I'm sorry, I was impatient. But don't spread superstitions casually, and believe in science."
"You even believe in spells, don't you believe in face-to-face?"
"Spells are just another form of energy. I believe that sooner or later, human beings will solve the mystery inside. It's like in ancient times, people couldn't understand the cause of gravity, but now this problem has become A popular science book for elementary school students."
Shen Yu: "...Then why don't you believe that face-to-face can be another kind of energy? It's just that human beings haven't discovered it yet."
"Fate is such an illusory thing, I only believe in myself. If it's mine, it's mine, and if it's not mine, then I will work hard to become mine." These words mean that no one can call Qin Bazong.
"It seems that you won't believe me if I don't count with you." It's not like Shen Yu has never seen such a stubborn person, but for some reason, he wanted to show it to Qin Beichi today. Shen Yu felt that this might be because he wanted to slap Qin Beichi hard in the face and make him regret what he did just now.
"Then do I still have to give you 99% sincerity?"
"You want to give it the best." Shen Yu smiled triumphantly, "Come on, reach out and let me see."
Qin Beichi was dazzled by those smiling eyes, and when he came back to his senses, his hand was already in Shen Yu's palm. He felt as if his hand had touched something hot, and it burned all the way to the bottom of his heart, making him stiff. Di's whole hand remained motionless, and the palm of the other hand gradually became wet.
Shen Yu was very surprised, because Qin Beichi's hands were covered with calluses. He had seen so many hands these days, and he rarely saw so many calluses on human hands.Because the current wars are almost all carried out in space, the generals of the army spend most of their time training mechs, and their physical requirements are not as high as those of the earth's soldiers.Although driving a mecha requires a lot of physical strength, it was the first time Shen Yu had seen someone like Qin Beichi.
He noticed that there was a mole on the palm of Qin Beichi's hand near the tiger's mouth. It was small and inexplicably cute. For some reason, he stretched out his hand to pick it, and the mole immediately shrank along with his owner. went back.
"You do this to other people too?" Qin Beichi was stunned after he finished speaking, vaguely aware that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it. "Just watch, don't touch."
Shen Yu's heart became more and more flustered, hysterical what was he doing just now, did he go crazy?There are so many moles on his hands, why did he accuse Qin Beichi? Hearing Qin Beichi's questioning, he felt inexplicably guilty.Not daring to meet his eyes, he stared at the table and nodded violently.Seeing the hand stretched out again, I kept thinking silently in my heart, life line, intelligence line, relationship line, marriage line...
As he was thinking about it, he realized that he couldn't see through Qin Beichi's palm prints. He squeezed a decision with both hands, and when he fixed his eyes, he still couldn't see through.
In terms of metaphysics, there are generally two types of people who cannot see clearly. One is a person who has a deep relationship with himself, and the other is a darling who has great luck and is protected by the law of heaven. You cannot let others see this person's fortune at will. .Shen Yu has seen eight thousand hands if not ten thousand, and this is the first time that he can't make sense of them at all.
Perhaps Shen Yu's expression was too complicated, so Qin Bei asked late, "What's wrong?"
Shen Yu raised his head and inadvertently saw that Qin Beichi's ears were red, and he knocked and said, "No...it's nothing, it's just that you are the kind of person with great luck, so we can't observe you Your luck is really good. It is not an exaggeration to say that you are one out of a million." How could Qin Beichi have a relationship with himself? He must have great luck.Judging from his past, this is not difficult to guess.With a good family background, progressive, courageous and resourceful, it can be said that if it is in troubled times, it must be a generation of heroes. In peaceful times, it is also the kind of person who can promote great social progress and leave a life story in history books.
"Oh, really?"
"Well, can you trust me now?"
"Heh, you are not allowed to leave today if you don't memorize the concept of science." The concept of science is a collection of celebrity quotes, which come from various academic masters of the empire for hundreds of years. Parents of the empire usually use this book as an enlightenment reading for their children , Cultivate scientific awareness.
"What? You still don't believe it!"
Under Qin Beichi's persecution, Shen Yu cursed and took the e-paper handed over by Qin Beichi, but he didn't dare not recite it. Although the old dog didn't say what would happen if he didn't recite it, he somehow felt that it was best not to recite it. Challenge Qin Beichi.Looking at those ghostly drawn symbols, Shen Yu realized that he actually couldn't understand them at all.Playing with the optical brain these few days, I even understood a little bit of guessing, but it didn't help at all.
Seeing Shen Yu's confused and aggrieved face, Qin Beichi wondered if he had frightened him by doing this, since he was still a child after all. "You...how about reciting it today and reciting it tomorrow?"
"...Will you believe me if I say I don't understand?"
Qin Beichi struggled in his heart. On the one hand, he felt that this was the lazy trick of the little liar, but on the other hand, he felt that the current little liar was not lying.
In short, the final result was that Shen Yu was prohibited from helping others to read their faces, was deprived of the time to play mechs, and had to come to Qin Beichi to study and endorse every day.It can be said that next he will experience the hardest study time in his life.
When Shen Yu was on Earth, he never went to school.I have been studying with the master all the time, relying on word of mouth, and there are not many words at all.When I grew up, I gradually realized that illiteracy is a bad thing, so I picked up some textbooks that others didn't want, and learned them with a hammer and a stick.The reason why he pretended to be aloof when looking at people was purely because he didn't know some common sense at the beginning, and he was laughed at when he said it, and then he gradually stopped talking.
"Brother, why did you come back so late today?"
"My brother is working so hard to make money, brother, lie down quickly, and Kunkun will beat his back."
After an afternoon of high-intensity study, Shen Yu is now in a daze. Looking at the three cubs, she suddenly realizes that learning should start with the baby, not like him, who only learns by himself when he grows up.Looking at the three lovely faces, Shen Yu couldn't imagine being ridiculed for being uneducated.
Shen Yu seemed to have been beaten to death, and the exhaustion from studying all afternoon was gone, and he said kindly, "Zhizhi, Taotao, Kunkun, today my brother will teach you another truth. That is, if you don't study, there is no way out. "
Taotao: Oh study?Can I eat it?
Kunkun: I understand this sentence, my brother is really right!
Zhizhi: Has brother finally been reliable once?
"So, we start tomorrow, no, today, we start studying hard today, we set aside 5 hours a day to study, and the person who studies the worst will be spanked by his brother."
"No, brother, I don't think I'm suitable for studying." Taotao objected immediately.
"Objection is invalid, start now." The kind smile immediately became like a devil.
Only Kunkun looked excited, "Okay, brother, let's start quickly, Kunkun wants to learn!"
Shen Yu was moved, and hugged the little angel, "Kunkun, my good brother, I will definitely teach you well."
Shen Yu specially used the screen projection function of the optical brain, and projected the electronic paper Qin Beichi gave him on the wall, barely acting as a blackboard.The three cubs sat in a row, there was no table, and even the chairs were beds. Shen Yu felt sad for a while, and made up his mind to teach the three cubs well.
"Come on, follow me to read this sentence, science respects the facts, obeys the truth, and will not yield to any pressure. (Note 1)"
"Brother, what is science?" Zhizhi is especially eager to ask questions.
"Zhizhi, you have to raise your hand when you speak." Kun Kun raised her hand very obediently.
"Yes, yes, you must raise your hand when you speak, and Zhizhi must remember next time. Kunkun, what do you want to say."
"Brother, I don't want to say it, I just want to raise my hand." After speaking, she smiled sweetly at Shen Yu.
What kind of wickedness can a child have!Shen Yu reminded: "Okay, remember to raise your hand next time if you have a question. About Zhizhi's question, this question is very good! So what is science? Well, brother, think about it..."
After Shen Yu finally admitted that he didn't understand the question, he turned around and saw that Taotao had fallen asleep!
"Taotao! How can you sleep in class!"
"Brother, are you going to spank?" Kun Kun was excited.
Taotao, who was startled awake, rolled over and climbed onto the bed, "No, I don't want spanking, and I don't want to study either!"
Shen Yu immediately ran over to catch him to teach him about love, and Kun Kun cheered and applauded regardless of the seriousness of the matter.
There was a flutter of chicken and dog jumping.Zhizhi watched this scene and asked silently in his heart, so what exactly is science?
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