On the Right Way to Be a Heartthrob

1.

Host: [Dangdangdang, welcome to Thirty Questions for Couples, let the guests introduce themselves first?]

Jing Yi: "Does this still need an introduction?"

Chu Calamity: "My name is Chu Calamity."

2.

Host: [Hey, disaster is better, okay, first question, are you each other's first love? 】

Jing Yi: "Yes."

First Disaster: "Yes."

3.

Host: 【Great, what are your favorite movies and TV shows? 】

Jing Yi: "I like all the dramas played by disasters."

Chu Calamity: "I like everything I play."

4.

Host: [If you could turn back time, when would you most like to go back? 】

Jing Yi: "It's fine now, why go back and worry about things."

The first disaster: "emmm ditto

5.

Host: [Have you ever had a fight?Will there be a cold war?Who compromised first? 】

Jing Yi: "Tsk, I'm not willing to quarrel with him. I'd be annoyed if I didn't talk to him for a while. How could I still be in a cold war. If I quarrel, I should compromise. Disaster has a stubborn temper. If I don't compromise, he can stay angry forever. "

Chu disaster: "Haven't we ever quarreled... I find it incredible that you mentioned it like this, we have never quarreled."

6.

Host: [Then who of you confessed first? 】

Jing Yi: "Me."

First Disaster: "He."

7.

Host: [Which one of you will go up and who will go down?Usually how many times a night? 】

Jing Yi: "I'll go, how many times a night depends on the disaster, he is delicate, and his physical strength is not very good, so he always calls to stop."

Chu Calamity: "What kind of problem is this, let's go."

8.

The host almost laughed: [Okay, okay, pass, the next question is a bit heavy, how much are you willing to do for each other? 】Jing Yi: "Well... I can do anything, even if he gives me poison, I can swallow it without changing my face."

Chu Calamity: "That's because you believe that I won't harm you."

9.

Host: 【Stop showing affection, single dogs will be angry.Okay, the next question, do you mind if the other party spends your own money? 】Jing Yi: "I can't ask for it. If I don't spend my money on my boyfriend, who will I spend it on? Isn't that just right and proper?"

Chu disaster: "I don't mind, after all, he earns more than me."

10.

Host: [Are you living together? 】

Jing Yi: "Wouldn't it be less fun if couples don't live together?"

First Disaster: "Yes."

11.

Host: [Does the family support you? 】

Chu disaster: "All support."

Jing Yi: "If you don't support it, you have to support it."

12.

Host: [You are so domineering, so is your relationship completely open? 】

First Disaster: "Yes."

Jing Yi: "What's there to hide? I wish the whole world would know that I and Disaster are a couple."

13.

Host: 【What is the most romantic thing you have ever experienced with your partner in your memory? 】

Jing Yi: "The day he promised me to confess his love."

Chu disaster: "Probably...Jing Yi built a snack house for me, I was really surprised."

Jing Yi: "You were crying at that time."

Chu Calamity: "Shut up, Taotie will never admit defeat!"

14.

Host: [Have you thought about getting a marriage certificate? 】

Chu Calamity: "I think our love that spans thousands of years is actually superficial when it comes to marriage certificates."

Jing Yi: "I got the marriage certificate some time ago, and the wedding ceremony is also held. You just connected to the village network?"

15.

Host: [Don't be jealous... Next question, is the other party allowed to hide private money after marriage? 】

Jing Yi: "Your problem is getting more and more outrageous."

Chu disaster smiled: "Yeah, outrageous, we don't need to hide private money in this situation."

16.

Host: [...Sorry, I'm a low-level person. Next question, who cooks at home? 】

Jing Yi: "Me."

First Disaster: "He."

17.

Host: [Have you thought about traveling together? 】

Jing Yi: "I'm planning, after all, Disaster's wish is to eat delicious food all over the world."

The first disaster: "Same as above."

18.

Host: 【What animal do you like most? 】

Jing Yi: "Glutton."

Chu disaster: "No, I have never raised animals. If I have to say... I have always wanted to stew and eat the big white goose in the back mountain of my master, but it is a pity.

The white goose won't let me go, I'm still thinking about it. "

19.

Host: [Are you afraid of losing the other party? 】

After the first disaster, "Yeah."

Jing Yi: "What kind of stupid question are you asking? The first disaster is the one I love, shouldn't I be afraid?"

20.

Host: [I was bruised all over my body and still stubbornly asked the next question, will you arrange the other half behind some important matter?For example, there is a cooperation that has been waiting for several years for an opportunity to discuss, and the other half happens to be sick and hospitalized, how do you choose? 】

Jing Yi: "I suspect that you haven't read the guest profile before asking the question. For your example, it is completely impossible for me to happen, okay? The Jing family has a lot of money, and the first disaster is the most important thing. Everything is in front of him. Must go back, he's definitely the No. [-] pick."

Chu Calamity: "Actually, for Taotie... being able to integrate into human society is not bad. Hard work is for a better life, but now there are

Many people put the cart before the horse.Life in this world is to be happy, for me, I don't need to make the person I like difficult for these external things

Over. "

Jing Yi: "Come on, Bao, give me a kiss."

21.

Host: [QAQ, will you be the active party in the relationship? 】

Chu Calamity: "I should be regarded as the passive side."

Jing Yi: "I am the one who takes the initiative."

22.

Host: [Do you usually pay attention to entertainment news? 】

Jing Yi: "Yes, there is no delay in killing the CP, I am the real target of the first calamity."

Chu disaster: "Occasionally I watch it, some news is quite interesting."

23.

Host: 【Where is the most sensitive part of the other party's body? 】

Chu disaster: "Adam's apple! As soon as I kiss him, he has nothing to do with me."

Jing Yi: "Tsk, even if you don't want to kiss me, I will still ask you for it. In terms of disaster, the most sensitive part is the inner thigh.

24.

Host: [Do you usually search the Internet for local romance and talk to the other party? 】

Jing Yi: "Yes, but it's not for glib talk. Disaster likes these earthy love stories, and he said earthy words are very funny. Chu disaster: "It's really funny, it's too earthy. "

25.

Host: 【What online games do you like? 】

Jing Yi: "I don't play often, I don't know."

Chu disaster: "Let's play a horror game, it's exciting."

26.

Host: [What time do you usually go to bed? 】

Jing Yi: "It's past ten o'clock."

Chu disaster: "I want to stay up all night, but Jing Yi refuses to let me correct my schedule with him."

27.

Host: [Do you wear a condom while doing it? 】

First Disaster: "..."

Jing Yi: "Occasionally wear it and sometimes don't, it depends on the disaster. If he doesn't like it, then I will definitely wear it."

28.

Host: [Cough, what position do you like to hold each other in when you sleep? 】

Jing Yi: "Of course it's to hold him in my arms, it's best that I can kiss him as soon as he looks up."

Chuzha: "...Well, I like to put my legs on his waist, and then sleep in his arms."

29.

Host: [Do you want to spend the rest of your life with the other party? 】

Jing Yi: "Nonsense, of course I want to."

Chu disaster: "Yeah."

30.

Host: "Okay, the last question! Are you still willing to love each other in your next life?"

Jing Yi: "I can't ask for it, I am very willing."

Chu disaster: "Yes."

[!Sprinkle flowers!That concludes today's interview!May your love and love last forever! 】The author has something to say