[Comprehensive British and American] My Neighbor Mr. Holmes

"Did he pay you to spy on me?"

Sherlock took a sip of coffee and looked at William, obviously knowing the other party's methods very well.

"Yes." William nodded, "Give me the check and let me write whatever I want. How generous!"

"Did you take it?" Sherlock raised an eyebrow.

"No." William shook his head regretfully.

"Unfortunately, we can share it equally. Next time, think about it more clearly."

Sherlock sighed, shaking his head.

"I think so," William agreed with Sherlock's words, "Sherlock, if you say I'll turn back, will he still give me money?"

Sherlock shrugged and said: No way!

William pouted, helpless.

Listening to the conversation between the two, Watson couldn't help but have black lines all over his head.

At this time, Aunt Hudson made dinner.

In order to celebrate Watson's arrival, Aunt Hudson specially cooked a good meal, and specially arranged William's seat and Watson's seat together, so that the two could talk more and connect with each other.

Watson is a calm and reserved person. William had nothing to say after a few dry words with him.

"Well, Mrs. Hudson, you asked us to come and eat. I think Watson and I will continue."

After Sherlock finished speaking, he stood up directly, picked up the windbreaker and scarf on one side, and left without saying a word.Watson glanced at William and Aunt Hudson, apologetic, gestured and left.

"Oh, Sherlock, he's always like that," screamed Aunt Hudson, "every time, it's just too much to take, Will you?"

William looked at Aunt Hudson who was hysterical, and nodded solemnly, "Aunt Hudson, you are right!"

"Sherlock will continue to do this in the future, I won't make him dinner!"

"Aunt Hudson, you are right!"

"Sherlock is always like this, doing everything in his own way!"

"Aunt Hudson, you are right!"

"Sherlock is like this when he encounters a case. What if he is hungry? He doesn't know how to take care of himself!"

"Aunt Hudson, you are right!"

"..."

"Will, why do I feel that something is wrong?"

Aunt Hudson suddenly realized, she stared at William, and when she was about to say the next thing, she was suddenly interrupted by William.

"Ah! I remembered, Aunt Hudson, I still have something to do, so I'll go first!"

After William finished speaking, before Aunt Hudson could react, he grabbed the scarf and coat he had put aside, and ran out with them.

The night was not very dark at this time, and the pedestrians on Baker Street were still as if they were in the daytime. William walked aimlessly along the main road.

"Hi William!"

Suddenly, an enthusiastic voice shouted, and immediately after, Louis clapped his hand on William's shoulder, "Why are you alone? Where's your boyfriend?"

"Forehead……"

William was helpless, he was already desperate for Louis, "He has something to do."

"Oh my God, he must have gone off with some man!"

Louis said with a look of coming.

……

William twitched, although he didn't mean the same thing as Louis, but Sherlock really left with the man.

"What a poor guy, come on, let's go to a bar together!"

After Louis finished speaking, he didn't care whether William wanted to go or not, and he just pulled him away, "There are many good men in the bar. You must know that my family's Wyatt was the one I met in the bar. At that time, he was really That is flamboyant and coquettish, tsk tsk!"

"now what?"

"Oh, what a disaster, except what we love to do! If only he could keep his old coquettish, and bring it out a little at a time when he's with me, I'll be thankful! "

As he spoke, Louis pulled William into a relatively quiet bar, where a man was still waiting.

"Oh, Joe, you're so early," Louis said, then rushed to Joe's side and stopped two meters in front of Joe. My new friend is called William, William, this is my childhood sweetheart, Joe, he is a straight man!"

I'm a straight guy too!

William roared in his heart, but regarding Louis's brain circuit and recent abnormalities, he felt that he should keep silent in his heart... After William and Joe greeted each other, the three sat down on the bar.

"If you're thinking about it, my work..."

"The problem with you is that you think too much!"

Louis interrupted Joe's words and asked the waiter for three glasses of beer, "Sometimes people have to follow their intuition!"

"No, your problem is following your intuition! That's why you have Clay Aiken's tattoo on your butt." After Joe finished speaking, he took a sip of the beer in his hand.

William blinked his eyes, glanced at Louis's buttocks, pretended he didn't hear anything, and took a sip of his wine.

"My intuition helped us a lot!" Louis didn't feel that the tattoo was in the wrong place at all. "It not only helped us develop new business, but also allowed me to poach our secretary at the subway station!"

As he said that, Louis stretched out his hand and pointed to the right, only to see a woman with a very round figure and turbulent breasts looked over and glanced at Louis.

"Isn't that how my handsome Jewish doctor boyfriend came from?"

When Louis mentioned Wyatt, he couldn't help but feel his heart flutter.

"He's a nurse, Louis," said Joe. "Wyatt's a Mennonite, and a nurse!"

"...In time, he will definitely be promoted to a Jewish doctor!"

What Lewis said was categorical.

"That's impossible!" said Joe.

"Believe it or not!" Louis retorted.

……

William looked at Louis and Joe arguing over there, speechless.

"They are always like this," the woman whom Louis said was their secretary came over, "Handsome guy, are you gay?"

I go!Do I have a gay face?

William was depressed. This is definitely not how ordinary people ask questions!

"Hi, Rourou," Louis saw Rousanna accosting William, and hurried over with a mean look on his face, "He has a boyfriend!"

"Oh!" Roseanne sighed, but she was not disappointed. She took out a business card from "The Waves" and handed it to William, saying, "Honey, when you get straight up, welcome to see me !"

Saying that, Roseanne straightened her breasts, which could almost burst out of her clothes.

"Excuse me, Rourou," Louis said, stretching out his hand exaggeratedly to make a bumpy shape, "Your outfit today is enough to make your boyfriend drown in the envious eyes of everyone!"

After listening to it with a blank face, Roseanna said, "Please allow me to complain, gays love to joke, believe it or not, my mother's tits will blow you away!"

Having said that, Roseanne glanced at Joe again and said, "I saw your girlfriend on Line [-]."

After speaking, like a queen, she stepped on her high heels and turned around to leave.

……

William no longer knew what expression to use to face this weird style of painting!

"What's going on with you and Allie?"

Louis looked at Joe suspiciously, "I've never seen a situation where you didn't pester her during the more than a year you've been dating her!"

"It's all right." Joe shook his head and turned his face away.

"You say 'it's okay', that means 'it's okay'!"

"...Okay, okay, I'm frank!"

Looking at Louis's shining eyes, Joe couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.

"I think I have to break up with her!"

"Oh my God, why didn't you say so sooner!"

"I don't want it to affect our careers!"

"Oh, forget it! I always feel that this career has affected my peach blossoms!" Louis shrugged, but when he saw Joe waiting for him, he immediately withered, and quickly changed the subject, "Tell me, what happened?" What's the matter?"

"Last night, I went to pick her up from get off work. There was a problem in the store recently. She is very busy. Today, I have to meet a bunch of important customers..."

"If you don't get off topic within 30 seconds, I'll go find Wyatt."

"..."

Louis, have you forgotten that there is another person here?

William's face darkened.

"After that, she drank a few glasses of wine."

"You mean four drinks?"

"Three cups."

"It must be four cups, how can three cups be enough for a girl!"

"...Suddenly, she told me that she wanted to get married, and that she wanted to have a baby right away! She gave me an ultimatum of 'get married or have fun', but I...was completely unprepared."

"Can not believe it!"

Louis seemed very excited, he looked at Joe, "Okay, okay, what does your intuition tell you?"

"My gut tells me there are so many factors to consider..."

"Stop, that's what's in your head, I want to listen to your intuition!"

"My gut tells me she really is the prettiest, sexiest woman in the world..."

"Stop it, it's your second brother speaking. Don't lean up and down, listen to your intuition, what does it tell you?"

"Intuition... intuition it tells me...it..."

"Stop, that's the answer, Joe, your gut isn't telling you 'I-I-I-I'm going to marry her'."

Joe was taken aback, and suddenly said, "Oh, Louis, maybe you're right, if I don't tell her now, my second brother will hate me to death, I'll go find her!"

With that said, Joe ran away in a hurry.

Louis waved his hand with a smile. Turning around, he saw William with black lines all over his face.

"Oh, Will, William!"

Louis looked very shocked, "It's really nice to meet you!"

……

"Okay, okay, I admit that I ignored you in a moment of excitement, okay!"

Louis said dejectedly, "Next time I invite you to meet my dear little Wang Wang, how about making an apology?"

Speaking of Wyatt, Louis immediately beamed with joy, "He is so handsome. I chased him after a lot of effort. Do you know how powerful I am, William? You know There are three blocks of people who like Wyatt, and I just..."

"Stop, that's your second brother talking!"

The opening of William's black hair.

"...Eh, William, I seem to have said that sentence!"

"Now I said it!"

"..."

After chatting with Louis until almost ten o'clock, the two said goodbye.

Along Baker Street, William had just walked through the cafe downstairs when he saw Sherlock standing opposite a man.

Could it be that Sherlock had a private meeting with his old lover at midnight?

Thinking of this, William became excited!