[Comprehensive British and American] My Neighbor Mr. Holmes

"Although I don't know Sherlock's specific thoughts, I think he will be moved. In this way, his intentions will not be in vain." William looked at Earl D's face and asked with a sigh, "Earl D, Do you still hate humans that much?"

Before he finished speaking, a cold light suddenly hit him, William subconsciously touched the ground with his left foot, and the pentagram array centered on him quickly spread out, and the dazzling golden light formed a barrier, covering his thin-skinned body. , The bloody mage protected him.

"Ache, come back."

After Earl D shouted, Archer stepped back, jumped to Earl D's side, held Earl D's hand with a smile, stuck out his scarlet tongue, and licked it.

"Ah, Ah Che wants to eat the count again!"

"Yes, yes, last time I saw him trying to bite the earl, but the earl slapped him away!"

"I saw it too!"

"And I!"

"..."

Suddenly, the seemingly empty pet shop became noisy. William glanced at the children who suddenly appeared around him, and knew that these were originally animals.

"You are gluttonous." William asked, shifting his gaze to Ah Che, looking at the two big brown horns on top of his head hidden in the black hair.

"I didn't realize just now that your flesh and blood are also supremely delicious."

A Che looked at William, couldn't help sticking out the tip of his scarlet tongue and licked his fist on his lips, with an eager expression on his face, "Count, can I eat him?"

William was taken aback, looking at Earl D.

"No." Earl D shook his head at A Che, "He looks omnivorous at first glance, and there are too many poisonous substances in his blood. If you eat him, it will be bad for you."

……

"I thought you would say that we are friends," William looked at Earl D with a disappointed face, "I didn't expect..."

"You know, I don't like humans." Earl D's golden and purple eyes drooped slightly, and his slender eyelashes blocked his expression. "How can I be friends with humans?"

William sighed, didn't continue, just asked other questions, "Actually, I've always wanted to visit here, I don't know..."

"No." Count D didn't wait for William to finish, and directly refused, "It's a place where humans without a contract can't enter."

Having said that, Earl D added, "None of my children here are willing to sign a contract with you."

……

"Is that why I annoy the little animals?" William couldn't help but say something.

"But Ache really likes you," Count D said, and Ache beside him looked at William and smiled, with the tip of his scarlet tongue circling around his lips, looking impatient, "If you want ..."

"I don't want to!" Without waiting for Earl D to finish speaking, William interrupted directly, "I still want to live a few more years, and I don't want to die so early."

"In that case, then I can only say sorry to you." Earl D looked at William with a disappointed expression, "Although I hate Ah Che's indiscriminate eating, but, you know, only 'eating' can It is the reason for gluttony to exist."

Messy eating... Messy eating... Am I a thing?

I am not something?

Anyway, I think this sentence is weird...

"...I said 'eat', isn't it time to have lunch now?" William said here, looking at Ah Che involuntarily, "I heard that Taotie is the best at cooking delicious food. I don't know if I don't have this honor?"

"Lunch?" Earl D paused, looking at the small cakes on the table, and said, "Isn't this just lunch?"

"Count, not everyone is like you, who only eats vegetarian meals three times a day, and eats desserts as meals," William explained, "We still need to supplement more or less meat."

"Meat?" Ah Che seemed to remember something when he heard William's words, and licked his lips with salivation, "I haven't eaten baby meat for many years, and I can't remember the soft and silky feeling now." The memory is still fresh."

William couldn't help shaking his goosebumps and said to Ah Che, "This is against the law!"

"I know, it's just talking," Archer said here, shrugging, "Besides, I have already signed a contract with the count."

Having said this, Ache turned his gaze to William, squinted his eyes, and asked with a drunken face, "You have a very fragrant smell, which always lures me indistinctly."

……

Why do you feel that what you said is so erotic?

William couldn't help raising his arm and smelling it. Except for the smell of the perfume he sprayed, there was no smell at all. "Scent? You mean the smell of perfume?"

"Oh, how could that stinky smell smell good?" A Che looked disgusted, "It's your body's own smell, if it weren't for that stinky perfume on your body, I'm afraid it would have happened as early as the first day." I smelled it the first time."

... Ah Che, why do you feel that you are not like a glutton but like a dog!

"You are the most concentrated human being I have ever met. Even so, Earl is still the 'cleanest'." Archer said inexplicably, but William still guessed what Archer meant.

I'm afraid, what Ah Che pursues is not "fragrance" but "strength".

"Okay, okay, don't you want to eat meat?"

After Ah Che finished speaking, he didn't care about it. He walked into William with a smile, licking his lips with the tip of his bright red tongue. If he didn't know that Ah Che doesn't eat people now, William might have attacked with the "Fireball" spell!

"Earl, as long as he has desserts, everything else has nutritious food and other things. Those things are really unpalatable! I don't know which human being invented them! I really want to eat him in one bite." A Che said, holding back I couldn't help curling my lips and complaining.

"Ah, it turns out that you stole my dog ​​food yesterday!"

Suddenly a chubby little boy ran over, stared at Ah Che with a look of grievance on his face, "The Earl always said that I was fat, and he wouldn't let me eat too much, just a little every time, and you still want to steal from me." of……"

As he said that, the chubby little boy was about to cry. As soon as Ah Che saw this situation, he immediately ran out with William.

After running away from Chinatown, he stopped.

"By the way, why are we running?"

As a magician, like all magicians, he has a common problem, that is, his physical strength is not good. Although the violent output is max, when it comes to long-distance running, he is definitely the last one.

"If we don't run, we will be caught and nagged by the earl for a long time!" Ache said, patting his chest with a look of lingering fear.

"But what does that have to do with me?"

William couldn't help complaining.

"Don't you want to eat the food I made? Of course it has something to do with you!" Ah Che said, looking around, he hadn't gotten off the "Noah's Ark" for a long time, this time he came out Know that the world has changed even more.

"Is there no forest near here?"

Ache frowned and looked around, but found nothing.

"There is only the Iron Forest nearby. If you want to go to the real forest, you may have to go to Hogwarts." William explained.

"Where is Hogwarts?" Archer looked at William wondering.

"The place where I work is a cradle for training future wizards."

After William finished speaking, he inadvertently saw passers-by looking at him in surprise, as if watching something strange.

Just when William was wondering, a blond girl walked up to William, stared at A Che curiously and asked, "Is this your pet? It looks so strange, what breed is it?"

As she said that, she wanted to touch it with her hand, but was intimidated by Ah Che's grinning teeth and frightened her back.

I go, I actually forgot that ordinary people can't see the human form of these animals at all.

All they could see were the bestial forms of these animals.

Wouldn't I be like a weirdo who is crazy about pets when I talk to Ah Che?

And also a question and answer, very harmonious.

……

William was thinking in a mess, and he just shook his head at the girl's question, and then dragged Ah Che to Baker Street.

"Where are we going?"

Seeing William pulling him away, Ah Che was obviously very unnatural. He moved his hands and said, "I want to go by myself."

"Okay, go by yourself."

William didn't refuse, he let go of his hand, and led Ah Che to a remote alley, checked that there was no one around, this time he pulled Ah Che away, and chanted the "flying around" spell. In an instant, he returned to the room.

Compared with the directional movement of the magic circle, this spell is obviously much more flexible.

"Where is this place?" Ache looked around and asked suspiciously.

"Where I live." William said, pulling Archer and leading him across the fireplace to the Hogwarts lounge.

"It's just amazing!"

A Che happily opened the window, looked in the direction of the Forbidden Forest, and asked with a salivating face, "Is that your kitchen?"

"Ah?" William looked suspiciously along the place where Ah Che was drooling, and saw the endless Forbidden Forest, like a green ocean, "No."

William shook his head, "It's the Forbidden Forest, and there are some precious animals in it, which are protected."

"Is it really impossible to eat so much food?"

Ah Che was disappointed when he heard that, he glanced at the sheepskin scroll on William's desk, and bit off half of it with a bored expression. "This thing is really unpalatable, you left it for too long!"

……

William was stunned when he saw that the parchment with the school rules and discipline written on it was bitten off by Ah Che.

"...We don't eat this, Ache."

"Is this food to be thrown away?" A Che said, stuffing the remaining parchment into his mouth and chewing, "Although it's not delicious, it can still fill your stomach."

Seeing Ah Che eating the parchment, William suddenly had a bad feeling.

……

Principal Armando Dippet won't kill me!