[Zhongyingmei] Shh, don't spoil it

"It's amazing!" Eggsy kept yelling excitedly on the way back, and the dog in his hand had already been utterly hopeless.

Harry and Merlin frowned, looking at the blueprints spread out on the table.

After a long while, Ryan spoke first: "I always feel...it's such a coincidence." She stared at her toes with a complicated expression on her face, "Anyone you meet has something to do with Hydra. It's because any bad thing has something to do with my father..."

——"Of course there is a problem~" A voice suddenly sounded behind Ryan, and she was so scared that she sat down on the ground.

The other three took out their guns in an instant and aimed at the person opposite.

The man was wearing a red and black tights, and a pair of double knives on his back were very conspicuous.He lay on the back of the sofa where Ryan was sitting with his butt pouted, his waist twisted...

"Don't shoot, I know who he is." Ryan added, "Even if you shoot, he won't die."

"Mutant?" Eggsy asked while holding the dog in his left hand and raising his gun in his right.

"No, no, no." Deadpool shook his fingers and said, "I'm not a mutant, my brother is a man-made human—bah, no...it's not a mutant anyway. I'm just here for a cameo, don't take me for a [ Beep——] That’s fine, I’m just here to chat with the legendary heroine about her life ideals and philosophies, and you king’s men don’t bother us… @#^&^#^*&^*^%^* **&$#[email protected]!"

Ryan bet a few people didn't catch Deadpool's "The King's Man" voiceover.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Ryan interrupted him.

Deadpool suddenly laughed, the laughter made people feel his wretchedness through the mask, "Someone told me to kill you half to death to threaten your brother, will you agree?"

Ryan shook his head.

—Of course not.

"You—you should know who I am, or you know what kind of person I am." The other party raised his eyebrows through the mask, implying something.

"Yeah." Ryan said with vacant eyes, "Wade Wilson, a mercenary, can't die, pornographic, R-rated movie, if you give money, you will turn back..."

"Hey~ how can you say that?" He waved his hand, but then changed the subject halfway, "Then how much will you give me?"

"Can you kill me?" Ryan asked.

"Hiss——" Wade took a deep breath, stepped back a few steps with his eyes wide open, and said tremblingly with his hands outstretched, "You——you actually know that I can't kill you!—Well, it seems to be another time traveler. Then Will you do me a favor, heroine?"

"I think this Lars is a counterfeit at all. He was the master of [beep——] the big bat before, and he is his father-in-law. How could he get involved with your brother? I think he is a screenwriter [Beep——] filled my mind, and my daughter and White Canary got together with Lily——I am very happy, after all, Lily is a good man. I have never seen Talia before, so she was probably wiped out—of course It can’t be ruled out that this plot popped up suddenly, after all, the [beep——] author of this article has already merged the world, and it’s not uncommon for him to do something weird to collect the words.” Deadpool said leisurely with his legs crossed If others don't understand, "Let me tell you, you can go back to DC for a while and then deal with Marvel. Otherwise, some people will complain that DC has too few roles-although I know your future husband is in the X-Men, of course I There is also a story with that place, after all, I am also half of Wolverine's son. Seriously, if there is no movement in this article, the author of [beep——] will probably send me to kill the entire earth directly. It’s unfinished. Although it may be [beep——] and then [beep——] and then [beep——]..."

Ryan has a headache.

Although she understood some of them, some of them spoke too fast and couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

"Can you get straight to the point?"

Deadpool stared, slapped his thigh, and said, "Okay—that is, I have to take you to meet DC first, such as Star City, Midtown, Gotham, etc. I have a belt, and I can get there in an instant. only……"

"It's just easy to lose arms and legs, okay, I know." Ryan rubbed his painful temples and sighed, "When Kurt sent me off last time, I asked him for a little tissue, which should come in handy. I can go to Quinn's house first, wherever you want to go-or catch up with your girlfriend."

"Oh—you are so sweet, baby~"

Ryan hurriedly took half a step back, avoiding being hugged by him.

Eggsy interjected, "He still has a girlfriend?" Disbelief was written all over his face.

Deadpool squinted his eyes and became unhappy, "Look down on brother? Just allow you [beep——] to fall in love with a princess? My girlfriend is the most beautiful in the world! Don't be envious, if you can't compare, you can't compare~"

JB yelled at him twice, showing his unfriendly teeth.

Deadpool lost his breath when he saw him. He squatted down and wanted to touch JB's head, but was bitten by "Kach". He shook his hand and said, "Oh, you remind me of "The King of Repetition". That silly dog ​​in "Beep——" that my actor made into a cheese sandwich—how cute~"

Ryan's expression was a little stiff.

She has really seen this pornographic comedy, and she has watched two in a row...

The author has something to say:

Deadpool is here...

emmm "The King of Repetition" is really pornographic, if you want to watch it, you can go and see it...

Still looking for favorites and comments.

----

Tell you why you are locked,

Because of the first sentence ["It's amazing!" Eggsy kept yelling excitedly on the way back, and the JB (dog) in his hand had already been utterly hopeless. 】